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Famous blue dildo.Unlike our amoral right-wing friends, here at Wonkette we don’t start the War on Xmas until after Thanksgiving (Cyber-Sex Thursday). But here’s a special preview of the kind of trash you can expect to find in our annual War on Xmas Gift Guide: Oh hey, it’s an Obama Dildo, so you can, uh, practice your love.

This “long-anticipated dildo” is, in fact, 7-1/2 inches long. Is this a prediction, somehow? Will Obama be forced from office just before his second term ends, because of some kind of dildo scandal?

More importantly, this Recession/Depression is now officially terrible, as the Obama Dildo has been marked down five bucks to $30. Order a bunch for your homophobic wingnut uncles today, and then … well, they will figure out the rest. [Alternative Tentacles via Wonkette Operative “Andrew L.”]

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