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Famous blue dildo.Unlike our amoral right-wing friends, here at Wonkette we don’t start the War on Xmas until after Thanksgiving (Cyber-Sex Thursday). But here’s a special preview of the kind of trash you can expect to find in our annual War on Xmas Gift Guide: Oh hey, it’s an Obama Dildo, so you can, uh, practice your love.

This “long-anticipated dildo” is, in fact, 7-1/2 inches long. Is this a prediction, somehow? Will Obama be forced from office just before his second term ends, because of some kind of dildo scandal?

More importantly, this Recession/Depression is now officially terrible, as the Obama Dildo has been marked down five bucks to $30. Order a bunch for your homophobic wingnut uncles today, and then … well, they will figure out the rest. [Alternative Tentacles via Wonkette Operative “Andrew L.”]

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  1. Now, maybe if they made one in the likeness of Rush Limbaugh. Two big advantages: He’s already a dick, and it would be the perfect size for middle aged Mormon women.

  2. Who is this even supposed to be for – people who like and are attracted to Obama, or those who hate him and want to say “ha ha, see he’s a dildo”.

    [re=466362]freakishlystrong[/re]: Ugh, now I can’t get that hideous image out of my head. And yes, like with Palin the stupid, not to mention the self-hating racism, cancels out any physical attractiveness.

  3. Whew! I don’t care what this thread is about. I’m just happy to have escaped from that last thread’s pity party.

    Oh, now I see. Presidential dildos. How refreshing.

  4. from the Reviews section of the page:

    “I can stimulate the economy and myself!”

    “If we’re gonna get screwed by the government, at least we can enjoy it!” — Loni Love, “Chelsea Lately” TV show

    but the best part is that this fake dick is made in the U S A!

  5. [re=466370]Humpback[/re]: “I’m just happy to have escaped from that last thread’s pity party.”

    See, that’s what happens when you go three and a half hours – that’s THREE AND A HALF HOURS, ALAN – without a post while most people are at work. People get all ranty & serious ‘n stuff.

  6. Only 7 1/2 inches? They seem to be selling Obama short.

    On the real, this is the perfect gift for all those tea bagging females who harbor Mandingo fantasies. Now they can literally shove a black man’s head in every orifice. Also.

  7. [re=466496]Click[/re]:

    Despite Paul Krugman’s protestations to the contrary, more important than how MUCH stimulus we provide is how that stimulus is used.

  8. [re=466522]Cheney Guevara[/re]: That’s just something folks who know the stimulus is too small claim to make themselves feel better about the inadequacy.

  9. [re=466359]Car Ramrod[/re]: A quick check of her schedule shows that the Sarah Palin Fleshlight will be back out on December 3, at Sam’s Club in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

    She apparently needed some time to recharge.

  10. Those looking for more pious plyers of personal pink parts are strongly encouraged to visit Divine Interventions.

    I think it’s safe for work, if only because I can’t imagine anyone’s boss walking by, seeing a bright blue rubber baby Jesus, and immediately thinking “Buttplug?! You’re fired!”

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