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November 24, 2009

New Orleans Mayoral Hopeful Learned All The Swear Words Like Six Days Ago

by Juli Weiner  


This James Perry person is running for mayor of New Orleans, the most desirable position in the country. Here is his commercial, #1 effective political video on teevee. You’ll notice every other word has been artfully bleeped out, because of cursing! James Perry is also an Eagle Scout. [The Awl]

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stew November 24, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Looks good to me. I’ll vote for that motherf*****r!

memzilla November 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm

He’s promised to “cut the murder rate by 40%” or not run for re-election.

NYC’s experience is Pareto Principle in action: a very few people commit the majority of the crimes. If he institutes CompStat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CompStat) he can probaby succeed.

F***in’ word, homes.

Gumboz1953 November 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Fix the Road Home Program? Hell, he’s got my vote, and I don’t even live there anymore. But my sister does, and she got screwed by that f***** program.

If Perry needs help, he can get these guys to go door-to-door:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBY4jyhwAIo&feature=player_embedded

Suds McKenzie November 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Magic Johnson is adorable!

ForTheTurnstiles November 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm

He’s hooked up with Melissa Harris Lacewell. I’m fuckin voting for this guy twice, and I haven’t seen New Orleans since… 2001? Perry is legit.

chascates November 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm

This is a yawn in a state whose senator pays a prostitute to wipe his ass.

V572625694 November 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=465832]chascates[/re]: Yeah no kidding: Eagle Scout? How about Diaper Genie!

sezme November 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Being an Eagle Scout is only important if your opponent is a Webelo
-Lao Tzu

HipHopOpotamus November 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm

I’ve been looking for a law firm to represent me in my class-action lawsuit against Crest Spinbrush. Good to know there’s one out there without 5 names ending in either ‘berg’ or ‘man’. I’ll give this Perry fellow a call.

Extemporanus November 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm

I find “The Dormroom Fridge” to be quite adorable, even with all his teeth.

SayItWithWookies November 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Cursing? This is the kind of power-to-the-people, street-cred, legit black person that Michael Steele has been trying to reach. It’s just too bad he crosses the street to avoid them at the same time.

thesheriffisnear November 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm

I’ve had it with these muthaf*ckin Republicans in this muthaf*ckin City Hall!!!

slappypaddy November 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm

fucking eagles. psycho-killers with no brains.

JMP November 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm

At least that goddamn ad is fuckin’ different from normal. But why is he telling us this shit about cocksucking five accomplishments in just five days, bitch, but not telling us what the fuck they are?

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Meh. I’ve always favored his Madea work.

thesheriffisnear November 24, 2009 at 2:51 pm

[re=465820]stew[/re]: Your political insticts are keen. You got good taste Mayoral Motherf*ckers.

Extemporanus November 24, 2009 at 2:52 pm

[re=465829]Suds McKenzie[/re]: [re=465838]Extemporanus[/re]: I hate when Comcast makes me look like a *bleeeep*-ing biter!

Jewdishoowary Square November 24, 2009 at 2:52 pm

This James Perry person is running for mayor of New Orleans, the most desirable position in the country.

You could have stopped there; that’s already the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

thesheriffisnear November 24, 2009 at 2:54 pm

The next ad campaign should be rant against light skinneded house n*ggers in City Hall. I can say that too cuz I’m, uh, near.

thesheriffisnear November 24, 2009 at 2:58 pm

[re=465845]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Good taste IN Mayoral Muthaf*ckers

eclecticbrotha November 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm

[re=465839]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Good analysis. I’d like to add that this is the type of shitty production values you get when you hire the producers of Frankie and Neffe to shoot your campaign ads.

norbizness November 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm

I was wondering what Cee-Lo from Gnarls Barkley was up to.

Come here a minute November 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm

Those f***ing actors are f***ing having too much f***ing fun swearing like a motherf***ing sailor to be believable as f***ing N.O. residents, I am not s***ing you.

teebob2000 November 24, 2009 at 3:03 pm

I hope fixing all the world’s camera mounts so they don’t fucking wobble so much is on his agenda.

Did he mean, “cut the murder BY 40%” or “cut the murder rate TO 40%” ? Cause I think cutting NO’s per capita murder rate TO 40% would be quite an accomplishment.

WadISay November 24, 2009 at 3:05 pm

Niggah could cut the murder rate 40% by flooding the city again.

proudgrampa November 24, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Refrigerator lost a lot of weight… Huh? What? Oh. Never mind.

dead4left November 24, 2009 at 3:07 pm

Cutting the murder rate by 40% sounds nice, but doesn’t that still leave about 100,000 murders a year in New Orleans to deal with?

ALIVE! November 24, 2009 at 3:07 pm

[re=465861]teebob2000[/re]: LOL and LOL.

CrunchyKnee November 24, 2009 at 3:08 pm

MTV and Saw has ruined a generation of film editors. I blame Clinton.

bitchincamaro November 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm

Forest Whitaker is a potty-mouth.

bitchincamaro November 24, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Reminds me; anybody hear Elvis Costello refer to Dobbs and Bill-0 as “cocksucking” on Colbert the other day? Big up, for E.

bitchincamaro November 24, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=465826]memzilla[/re]: These people. Everything is about their precious “40″.

Hound November 24, 2009 at 3:31 pm

I, personally, am ready for running up on some crackers in city hall.

Uncle Joe November 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Disparaging remarks about Louisiana political insiders? What the fuck? Doesn’t this guy respect the plucky independence of Mary Landrieu?

J. Robert Oppenheiner November 24, 2009 at 3:38 pm

When the BBC Documentary Unit does the handheld camera thing, it looks good. It looks urgent and fresh. When Mookie with the Panasonic does it, it just looks like shit.

gurukalehuru November 24, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Excuse me for dissenting, but I thought he was lame.
“I promise not to run for a 2nd term” has to rank right up there with “I promise not to cum in your mouth.”
And what 5 accomplishments? He left us hanging.
And what’s with the mock outrage and the made-for-bleeping language? Are people in New Orleans surprised, all of a sudden, at corrupt politicians running for office?

bitchincamaro November 24, 2009 at 3:39 pm

[re=465893]Uncle Joe[/re]: Here’s something about Mary.

Radiotherapy November 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Y’all know who ELSE was a muthaf***in’ Eagle Scout,,,, shit.

Decker November 24, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Palin also ran a non-profit. It was called a business.

WarAndG November 24, 2009 at 4:13 pm

That’s the shiz (or shit depending on the community standards. Fuck.)

Reefpilot November 24, 2009 at 4:16 pm

God yes. Finally a politician we can believe in, who’s like us, and not a member of the elite. Too bad I’m running against him in my own bid for control over that fair city.

rottenart November 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm

New Orleans! FUCK YEAH!

Paul Tardy November 24, 2009 at 5:31 pm

There’s still black people in NO? Another pillar of the Bush Admin legacy is shown to be a lie. What did we have that flood and buy all those FEMA trailers for?

Judas Peckerwood November 24, 2009 at 5:36 pm

Adult Eagle Scout = pedophile, no?

Uncle Glenny November 24, 2009 at 5:46 pm

I thought “eagle scout” was code for “gay bondage top.” Or does that only apply to Mormons?

james evans November 24, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Reduce the New Orleans murder rate by 40%??? That’s an idea I can get behind. Make that happen and New Orleans will only be as violent and deadly as Somalia.

rottenart November 24, 2009 at 5:55 pm

[re=465871]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Really? Not Eli Roth?

eclecticbrotha November 24, 2009 at 6:11 pm

[re=465890]Hound[/re]: Dead Prez for the win.

LowerdPeninsula November 25, 2009 at 1:45 am

I like this guy; I like this guy, alot.

As for this: “the most desirable position in the country” well, it’s certainly a more desirable position than being elected mayor of Detroit. At least when you guys have a disaster the Feds come, if even a day (years) late and a dollar (billions) short. I have a new slogan for my hometown:

Detroit: America’s Blindspot.

Chet Kincaid November 25, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=465883]bitchincamaro[/re]:

You mean the 40 acres? Because I’m up to my ears in mule shit in this 1-bedroom condo.

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