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New Orleans Mayoral Hopeful Learned All The Swear Words Like Six Days Ago


This James Perry person is running for mayor of New Orleans, the most desirable position in the country. Here is his commercial, #1 effective political video on teevee. You’ll notice every other word has been artfully bleeped out, because of cursing! James Perry is also an Eagle Scout. [The Awl]


2:36 PM on Tue November 24 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. Looks good to me. I’ll vote for that motherf*****r!

  2. memzilla says at 2:43 pm, November 24th, 2009

    He’s promised to “cut the murder rate by 40%” or not run for re-election.

    NYC’s experience is Pareto Principle in action: a very few people commit the majority of the crimes. If he institutes CompStat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CompStat) he can probaby succeed.

    F***in’ word, homes.

  3. Gumboz1953 says at 2:44 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Fix the Road Home Program? Hell, he’s got my vote, and I don’t even live there anymore. But my sister does, and she got screwed by that f***** program.

    If Perry needs help, he can get these guys to go door-to-door:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBY4jyhwAIo&feature=player_embedded

  4. Suds McKenzie says at 2:44 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Magic Johnson is adorable!

  5. ForTheTurnstiles says at 2:44 pm, November 24th, 2009

    He’s hooked up with Melissa Harris Lacewell. I’m fuckin voting for this guy twice, and I haven’t seen New Orleans since… 2001? Perry is legit.

  6. chascates says at 2:45 pm, November 24th, 2009

    This is a yawn in a state whose senator pays a prostitute to wipe his ass.

  7. V572625694 says at 2:47 pm, November 24th, 2009

    chascates: Yeah no kidding: Eagle Scout? How about Diaper Genie!

  8. Being an Eagle Scout is only important if your opponent is a Webelo
    -Lao Tzu

  9. HipHopOpotamus says at 2:48 pm, November 24th, 2009

    I’ve been looking for a law firm to represent me in my class-action lawsuit against Crest Spinbrush. Good to know there’s one out there without 5 names ending in either ‘berg’ or ‘man’. I’ll give this Perry fellow a call.

  10. Extemporanus says at 2:48 pm, November 24th, 2009

    I find “The Dormroom Fridge” to be quite adorable, even with all his teeth.

  11. SayItWithWookies says at 2:48 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Cursing? This is the kind of power-to-the-people, street-cred, legit black person that Michael Steele has been trying to reach. It’s just too bad he crosses the street to avoid them at the same time.

  12. thesheriffisnear says at 2:49 pm, November 24th, 2009

    I’ve had it with these muthaf*ckin Republicans in this muthaf*ckin City Hall!!!

  13. slappypaddy says at 2:49 pm, November 24th, 2009

    fucking eagles. psycho-killers with no brains.

  14. At least that goddamn ad is fuckin’ different from normal. But why is he telling us this shit about cocksucking five accomplishments in just five days, bitch, but not telling us what the fuck they are?

  15. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 2:50 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Meh. I’ve always favored his Madea work.

  16. thesheriffisnear says at 2:51 pm, November 24th, 2009

    stew: Your political insticts are keen. You got good taste Mayoral Motherf*ckers.

  17. Extemporanus says at 2:52 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Suds McKenzie: Extemporanus: I hate when Comcast makes me look like a *bleeeep*-ing biter!

  18. Jewdishoowary Square says at 2:52 pm, November 24th, 2009

    This James Perry person is running for mayor of New Orleans, the most desirable position in the country.

    You could have stopped there; that’s already the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

  19. thesheriffisnear says at 2:54 pm, November 24th, 2009

    The next ad campaign should be rant against light skinneded house n*ggers in City Hall. I can say that too cuz I’m, uh, near.

  20. thesheriffisnear says at 2:58 pm, November 24th, 2009

    thesheriffisnear: Good taste IN Mayoral Muthaf*ckers

  21. eclecticbrotha says at 2:59 pm, November 24th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: Good analysis. I’d like to add that this is the type of shitty production values you get when you hire the producers of Frankie and Neffe to shoot your campaign ads.

  22. norbizness says at 3:00 pm, November 24th, 2009

    I was wondering what Cee-Lo from Gnarls Barkley was up to.

  23. Come here a minute says at 3:00 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Those f***ing actors are f***ing having too much f***ing fun swearing like a motherf***ing sailor to be believable as f***ing N.O. residents, I am not s***ing you.

  24. teebob2000 says at 3:03 pm, November 24th, 2009

    I hope fixing all the world’s camera mounts so they don’t fucking wobble so much is on his agenda.

    Did he mean, “cut the murder BY 40%” or “cut the murder rate TO 40%” ? Cause I think cutting NO’s per capita murder rate TO 40% would be quite an accomplishment.

  25. Niggah could cut the murder rate 40% by flooding the city again.

  26. proudgrampa says at 3:06 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Refrigerator lost a lot of weight… Huh? What? Oh. Never mind.

  27. dead4left says at 3:07 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Cutting the murder rate by 40% sounds nice, but doesn’t that still leave about 100,000 murders a year in New Orleans to deal with?

  28. teebob2000: LOL and LOL.

  29. CrunchyKnee says at 3:08 pm, November 24th, 2009

    MTV and Saw has ruined a generation of film editors. I blame Clinton.

  30. bitchincamaro says at 3:19 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Forest Whitaker is a potty-mouth.

  31. bitchincamaro says at 3:21 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Reminds me; anybody hear Elvis Costello refer to Dobbs and Bill-0 as “cocksucking” on Colbert the other day? Big up, for E.

  32. bitchincamaro says at 3:23 pm, November 24th, 2009

    memzilla: These people. Everything is about their precious “40″.

  33. I, personally, am ready for running up on some crackers in city hall.

  34. Uncle Joe says at 3:32 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Disparaging remarks about Louisiana political insiders? What the fuck? Doesn’t this guy respect the plucky independence of Mary Landrieu?

  35. J. Robert Oppenheiner says at 3:38 pm, November 24th, 2009

    When the BBC Documentary Unit does the handheld camera thing, it looks good. It looks urgent and fresh. When Mookie with the Panasonic does it, it just looks like shit.

  36. gurukalehuru says at 3:39 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Excuse me for dissenting, but I thought he was lame.
    “I promise not to run for a 2nd term” has to rank right up there with “I promise not to cum in your mouth.”
    And what 5 accomplishments? He left us hanging.
    And what’s with the mock outrage and the made-for-bleeping language? Are people in New Orleans surprised, all of a sudden, at corrupt politicians running for office?

  37. bitchincamaro says at 3:39 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Uncle Joe: Here’s something about Mary.

  38. Radiotherapy says at 3:48 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Y’all know who ELSE was a muthaf***in’ Eagle Scout,,,, shit.

  39. Palin also ran a non-profit. It was called a business.

  40. That’s the shiz (or shit depending on the community standards. Fuck.)

  41. Reefpilot says at 4:16 pm, November 24th, 2009

    God yes. Finally a politician we can believe in, who’s like us, and not a member of the elite. Too bad I’m running against him in my own bid for control over that fair city.

  42. rottenart says at 4:49 pm, November 24th, 2009

    New Orleans! FUCK YEAH!

  43. Paul Tardy says at 5:31 pm, November 24th, 2009

    There’s still black people in NO? Another pillar of the Bush Admin legacy is shown to be a lie. What did we have that flood and buy all those FEMA trailers for?

  44. Judas Peckerwood says at 5:36 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Adult Eagle Scout = pedophile, no?

  45. Uncle Glenny says at 5:46 pm, November 24th, 2009

    I thought “eagle scout” was code for “gay bondage top.” Or does that only apply to Mormons?

  46. james evans says at 5:47 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Reduce the New Orleans murder rate by 40%??? That’s an idea I can get behind. Make that happen and New Orleans will only be as violent and deadly as Somalia.

  47. rottenart says at 5:55 pm, November 24th, 2009

    CrunchyKnee: Really? Not Eli Roth?

  48. eclecticbrotha says at 6:11 pm, November 24th, 2009

    Hound: Dead Prez for the win.

  49. LowerdPeninsula says at 1:45 am, November 25th, 2009

    I like this guy; I like this guy, alot.

    As for this: “the most desirable position in the country” well, it’s certainly a more desirable position than being elected mayor of Detroit. At least when you guys have a disaster the Feds come, if even a day (years) late and a dollar (billions) short. I have a new slogan for my hometown:

    Detroit: America’s Blindspot.

  50. Chet Kincaid says at 2:53 pm, November 25th, 2009

    bitchincamaro:

    You mean the 40 acres? Because I’m up to my ears in mule shit in this 1-bedroom condo.

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