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This James Perry person is running for mayor of New Orleans, the most desirable position in the country. Here is his commercial, #1 effective political video on teevee. You’ll notice every other word has been artfully bleeped out, because of cursing! James Perry is also an Eagle Scout. [The Awl]
Looks good to me. I’ll vote for that motherf*****r!
He’s promised to “cut the murder rate by 40%” or not run for re-election.
NYC’s experience is Pareto Principle in action: a very few people commit the majority of the crimes. If he institutes CompStat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CompStat) he can probaby succeed.
F***in’ word, homes.
Fix the Road Home Program? Hell, he’s got my vote, and I don’t even live there anymore. But my sister does, and she got screwed by that f***** program.
If Perry needs help, he can get these guys to go door-to-door:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBY4jyhwAIo&feature=player_embedded
Magic Johnson is adorable!
He’s hooked up with Melissa Harris Lacewell. I’m fuckin voting for this guy twice, and I haven’t seen New Orleans since… 2001? Perry is legit.
This is a yawn in a state whose senator pays a prostitute to wipe his ass.
chascates: Yeah no kidding: Eagle Scout? How about Diaper Genie!
Being an Eagle Scout is only important if your opponent is a Webelo
-Lao Tzu
I’ve been looking for a law firm to represent me in my class-action lawsuit against Crest Spinbrush. Good to know there’s one out there without 5 names ending in either ‘berg’ or ‘man’. I’ll give this Perry fellow a call.
I find “The Dormroom Fridge” to be quite adorable, even with all his teeth.
Cursing? This is the kind of power-to-the-people, street-cred, legit black person that Michael Steele has been trying to reach. It’s just too bad he crosses the street to avoid them at the same time.
I’ve had it with these muthaf*ckin Republicans in this muthaf*ckin City Hall!!!
fucking eagles. psycho-killers with no brains.
At least that goddamn ad is fuckin’ different from normal. But why is he telling us this shit about cocksucking five accomplishments in just five days, bitch, but not telling us what the fuck they are?
Meh. I’ve always favored his Madea work.
stew: Your political insticts are keen. You got good taste Mayoral Motherf*ckers.
Suds McKenzie: Extemporanus: I hate when Comcast makes me look like a *bleeeep*-ing biter!
This James Perry person is running for mayor of New Orleans, the most desirable position in the country.
You could have stopped there; that’s already the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
The next ad campaign should be rant against light skinneded house n*ggers in City Hall. I can say that too cuz I’m, uh, near.
thesheriffisnear: Good taste IN Mayoral Muthaf*ckers
SayItWithWookies: Good analysis. I’d like to add that this is the type of shitty production values you get when you hire the producers of Frankie and Neffe to shoot your campaign ads.
I was wondering what Cee-Lo from Gnarls Barkley was up to.
Those f***ing actors are f***ing having too much f***ing fun swearing like a motherf***ing sailor to be believable as f***ing N.O. residents, I am not s***ing you.
I hope fixing all the world’s camera mounts so they don’t fucking wobble so much is on his agenda.
Did he mean, “cut the murder BY 40%” or “cut the murder rate TO 40%” ? Cause I think cutting NO’s per capita murder rate TO 40% would be quite an accomplishment.
Niggah could cut the murder rate 40% by flooding the city again.
Refrigerator lost a lot of weight… Huh? What? Oh. Never mind.
Cutting the murder rate by 40% sounds nice, but doesn’t that still leave about 100,000 murders a year in New Orleans to deal with?
teebob2000: LOL and LOL.
MTV and Saw has ruined a generation of film editors. I blame Clinton.
Forest Whitaker is a potty-mouth.
Reminds me; anybody hear Elvis Costello refer to Dobbs and Bill-0 as “cocksucking” on Colbert the other day? Big up, for E.
memzilla: These people. Everything is about their precious “40″.
I, personally, am ready for running up on some crackers in city hall.
Disparaging remarks about Louisiana political insiders? What the fuck? Doesn’t this guy respect the plucky independence of Mary Landrieu?
When the BBC Documentary Unit does the handheld camera thing, it looks good. It looks urgent and fresh. When Mookie with the Panasonic does it, it just looks like shit.
Excuse me for dissenting, but I thought he was lame.
“I promise not to run for a 2nd term” has to rank right up there with “I promise not to cum in your mouth.”
And what 5 accomplishments? He left us hanging.
And what’s with the mock outrage and the made-for-bleeping language? Are people in New Orleans surprised, all of a sudden, at corrupt politicians running for office?
Uncle Joe: Here’s something about Mary.
Y’all know who ELSE was a muthaf***in’ Eagle Scout,,,, shit.
Palin also ran a non-profit. It was called a business.
That’s the shiz (or shit depending on the community standards. Fuck.)
God yes. Finally a politician we can believe in, who’s like us, and not a member of the elite. Too bad I’m running against him in my own bid for control over that fair city.
New Orleans! FUCK YEAH!
There’s still black people in NO? Another pillar of the Bush Admin legacy is shown to be a lie. What did we have that flood and buy all those FEMA trailers for?
Adult Eagle Scout = pedophile, no?
I thought “eagle scout” was code for “gay bondage top.” Or does that only apply to Mormons?
Reduce the New Orleans murder rate by 40%??? That’s an idea I can get behind. Make that happen and New Orleans will only be as violent and deadly as Somalia.
CrunchyKnee: Really? Not Eli Roth?
Hound: Dead Prez for the win.
I like this guy; I like this guy, alot.
As for this: “the most desirable position in the country” well, it’s certainly a more desirable position than being elected mayor of Detroit. At least when you guys have a disaster the Feds come, if even a day (years) late and a dollar (billions) short. I have a new slogan for my hometown:
Detroit: America’s Blindspot.
bitchincamaro:
You mean the 40 acres? Because I’m up to my ears in mule shit in this 1-bedroom condo.