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November 24, 2009

Barack Obama Enjoys Golfing, Watching Our Troops Die

by Riley Waggaman  

  • RedState hacked Harry Reid’s “vBay” account! But will Harry press charges? [RedState]
  • Barack Obama admits he is in an intense relationship with India but declines to say who is the “man” because he doesn’t believe in gender roles. [TPM]
  • Sarah Palin’s book is full of terrible fibs about simple, honest Americans. And they’ve had enough. [Andrew Sullivan]
  • Lazy black man Barack Obama has already played more rounds of golf than every hard-working white president and Jack Nicklaus combined. Also: Barack hates the troops. [Gateway Pundit]
  • A homeless ponzi scheme rocks New York. [Daily Intel]

{ 23 comments }

Monsieur Grumpe November 24, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Is there anything that says “I hate the troops” more than playing golf?

God help us if Obama played soccer.

rachelv November 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm

re: comments on the golf story. Every commenter is a rightie, but one of them dares to question the importance of measuring time spent golfing, as opposed to other leisure activities. The reaction from his fellow wingnuts is swift and terrible.

WarAndG November 24, 2009 at 4:27 pm

My doctor can’t properly diagnose my OBAMA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (ODS).

Depending on who I listen to

1. My president is a genocidal Nazi

2. My president is a anti-American Communist

3 1/2. My President is a racist Muslim dictator

3. My president is an incompetent buffoon who can’t get anything right ( Did you know he told Robert Gates to stop making that one kind of Chinese bad guy killing airplane?)

4. My president is a clever master mind preparing to embark on domestic socialist domination by tricking me into surrendering my God given freedoms of guns, speeching words, and my love for corporate capitalism.

Maybe Redstate.com can help.

SayItWithWookies November 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm

That RedState cartoonist’s work is the epitome of conservative art — it’s not recognizable as a depiction of reality (does every liberal woman look like Hillary?) it’s not funny and it’s horribly drawn. In other words, it promises one thing and delivers something much, much worse. I can’t wait for the graphic novel of Atlas Shrugged to come out.

bitchincamaro November 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm

You mean those dudes with those pilfered 5 gallon water bottles, wrapped in chains and old dirty shirts that hang out in front of my bank, are crooks? Noooooooooooooooooo

Come here a minute November 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Obama should be playing Real American Sports, like brush-clearin’.

rottenart November 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm

[re=465948]Come here a minute[/re]: Or brown-people-bashin’.

Humpback November 24, 2009 at 4:55 pm

Homeless Ponzi Scheme? You mean I pay off my debt to you of two homeless people by enticing an investment of one homelss person each from two new investors? Until I owe more homelss people than I can possibly pay? Hmmm. I’m not sure about step two, but step three is PROFIT!

Radiotherapy November 24, 2009 at 5:01 pm

[re=465927]rachelv[/re]: Check. I think they Scazzafavoed him/her.

Bearbloke November 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm

[re=465928]WarAndG[/re]: 5. All of the Above

[re=465948]Come here a minute[/re]: Hey, give the guy a break – he’s just trying to get a little “19th hole” action before he jets off to Hajj tonight… after all, golf-togs are not very Ihram, no?

Saragon November 24, 2009 at 5:20 pm

“Hacked his vBay account” is such a wonderful euphemism for taking someone’s virginity that I’m going to have to start using it regularly.

WadISay November 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm

I keep hoping that Redstate et al. will finally piss Mary Landrieu off to the point where she votes for the health bill because fuck them anyway. They’re really just sore because the other Senator from LA can be had for a Cleveland steamer.

rottenart November 24, 2009 at 5:53 pm

[re=465983]Saragon[/re]: I foresee a new Urban Dictionary entry. That simply is toooo perfect.

Bearbloke November 24, 2009 at 5:56 pm

[re=465984]WadISay[/re]: Cleveland Steamer… next to the Navy-Bean Soup on the Senate cafeteria menu?

Guppy06 November 24, 2009 at 6:12 pm

[re=465926]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Clearing brush.

Paul Tardy November 24, 2009 at 6:26 pm

So UHO takes some comparatively presentable homeless people, cleans’em up a bit, rents them a card table and a jar for $15/day and all the high and holy in New York City have gone berserk. I don’t get it.

wallythepug November 24, 2009 at 7:18 pm

[re=465984]WadISay[/re]: I’ll see your Cleveland Steamer and raise you a Dirty Sanchez.

Extemporanus November 24, 2009 at 8:07 pm

[re=465983]Saragon[/re]: Hacking is unnecessary if someone else already logged in.

LowerdPeninsula November 25, 2009 at 1:59 am

[re=466058]wallythepug[/re]: I’ll see your Dirty Sanchez, and raise you a Rusty Trombone and a Grumpy McCain. Don’t ask…don’t tell.

Daveislikelol November 25, 2009 at 2:58 am

Bush HATED golf man lol

He much preferred activities that didn’t require him to count higher than five all the time.

gurukalehuru November 25, 2009 at 3:42 am

[re=466036]Paul Tardy[/re]: I am with you in not getting it. This is not a Ponzi scheme. There is value added.

Binky November 25, 2009 at 11:31 am

The Gateway Pundit? Eww. Out of my way, I need a shower fast.

cenghan November 29, 2009 at 6:40 am

Homeless Ponzi Scheme? You mean I pay off my debt to you of two homeless people by enticing an investment of film izle one homelss person each from two new investors? Until I owe film izle more homelss people than I can possibly pay? Hmmm. I’m not sure about step two, but step three is PROFIT!

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