Oh man this truther-birther nut pulled a fast one and you need to know about it! During the 2007-2008 presidential campaign, Barack Obama’s web robots made this sort of community-Faceybook deal called “My Barack Obama,” so the liberals could hold sex parties in their gentrified-neighborhood townhouses and it would be “for Obama.” Well: That website is apparently still online, so look what this sneaky fellow went and did to it, on his personal “My Barack Obama” web page. Pwned?
Umm, so what’s he going on about, anyway? Let’s read it, together:
Volunteer sign up for Obama’s Civilain National Security Force.It’s finally here as promised in Colorado speech!! Stimulos sgnup checks available. $60K to startearn bonusmoney for ratting on fellow citizens. Decoder ring for frast 100 applicants. Exciting career oprtunity to meet new people, bitch slap them and interogate them. Make interrogation fun again with the Obama CNSF. Promised in Colorado….DELIVERED IN WASHINGTON….AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE.
Ha, um, what?
Here is what this person sees when they close their eyes, at the home:
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OK, it’s very simple see the TEABAGGERS think OBAMA is going to start a domestic STAZI-type thing or what ever and send TRUE PATRIOTS to camps where they will interned then along with the CENTRAL BANKS and the JEWS OBAMA will institute mandatory MICROCHIP-BASED behavioral modification to make people hate guns and like abortion and I dunno read the Grundisse.
Didn’t Nadine tell you all this?
OK, that illustration is NSFW. Thanks.
Detentiton camp
Oh shit, now NObama’s pulling our teeth, for fascism.
A website was defaced? Shame on you, cyberspace.
Also, which came first – the sheep or the burning egg?
Spell check is for librul marxist Nazi socialist Islamofascist gay atheist Muslins!!!!!
“Make interrogation fun again with the Obama CNSF.” It is true that the Bush years sucked all the joy out of interrogation. Has Obama gone back to the comfy chair?
[re=465670]SmutBoffin[/re]: And, *amazingly,* it is exactly what they were sure George H.W. Bush 41 was going to do to them (remember the Patriot Movement?), and then Bill Clinton, and then — late in his eight-year term of horror — G.W. Bush, and now of course Obama. WHY CAN’T ANY OF THESE SO-CALLED PRESIDENTS PUT THE TEABAGGERS IN FEMA CAMPS?
Mr. Layne, Illiterate Republican is redundant. Alt text was terribly missed.
C’mon, you can’t criticize this teabagger for not knowing how to spell words that aren’t in the bible. If God didn’t use ‘em, how was this twit to know they’d be important someday?
feed people shit for a long enough time and this is what they’ll puke
When none of the nonsense that these cretins spew ever comes to pass do you think these nitwits will ever admit to everybody, ‘OK, maybe we went a little overboard?’ No. It will never happen.
[re=465679]freakishlystrong[/re], [re=465677]Ken Layne[/re]: Old white guy seeking source citation for alt-text, plz.
[re=465677]Ken Layne[/re]: [re=465689]Cape Clod[/re]: I think that when the would-be usurper president is tossed out in the next election, the ‘tards just assume their mimeographed newsletters/interweb postings/Ron Paul yard signs did the trick and they declare a very private victory.
Then they go back to their child porn and a new generation of dipshits takes over.
Would any one of us blame Hopey if he was a one term Prez?
I’m starting to think that maybe that’s what he’s going to do. I’d be too worried about my beautiful wife and my cute daughters.
This idiotic country is simply not ready, nor deserving, of his intellect. Oh, and he’s also a mixed-race (D), these fools were definitely not ready for that.
I’m outraged. Bring me the head of the internet.
[re=465691]V572625694[/re]: Life During Wartime by Talking Heads
[re=465691]V572625694[/re]: Life During Wartime
Somewhat ironically, I suspect that English may not be this fellow’s first language.
[re=465691]V572625694[/re]: This ain’t no disco. I ain’t got time for that now.
[re=465689]Cape Clod[/re]: But it all has come to pass, we are living in socialist tyranny. Wake up, sheeple, don’t you know that your precious liberties have been stolen?
[re=465679]freakishlystrong[/re]: So is Truther-Birther-Nut. That is redundant. Also
OK. Someone explain it to me. WTF is the birther on about…?
You know, I can sympathize somewhat with this guy. I mean, when I start typing a funny for Wonkette, sometimes my fingers can’t keep up with my brain (and I want to get my comment in before Prommie). So I can forgive the poor spelling and grammar.
But it still makes no sense.
We dress like students, we dress like housewives, or in a suit and a tie.
Detentitons are approaching fast. Autobots, ROLL OUT!
[re=465709]CycloneArmageddon[/re]: FEMA CAMPZ!!1 IT HEARD IT ON GLENN BECK!!11
[re=465718]freakishlystrong[/re]: COMMIE UNAMERICAN NIGERIAN TEABAGGERS
Act frast if you want to be frist in line for startearn bonusmoney and feer Obama Civil Kain decoder ring!
Orperators are stranding bye!!
I got some groceries. Some peanut butter… to last a couple of days.
Said Jonah Goldberg.
1024 people have already signed up for this event! WIN!!!
I’m sure that I speak for many of my fellow bleeding-hearts when I say that I would be happy to sponsor some “flavored dip” fans out there for a week or two at “dentition camp.”
Bitch slap? Perhaps a humma-sexshul birther. I’m just saying…
Where was Shorts X 3 when this happened?
This is fake? Fuck, I already booked my hotel room.
[re=465689]Cape Clod[/re]: Their ready answer to that is “Our protests kept it from happening. Now send more money to the NRA to keep the next guy from doing it.”
I’m totally for FEMA camps for teabaggers now.
Let’s make Beck’s wetdream come true (not the raping of little girl in 1990, of course) but lets round them up, make them eat salads, drink Soy, read, exercise, watch PBS, reruns of Bill Moyers, listen to Indigo girls, and pipe in fucking Mike Malloy at level 11 all night long.
I hope that joke was worth the trip to the FEMA Reeducation Center.
[re=465695]freakishlystrong[/re]: i think i might make like charlie chaplin and go swiss.
My Barrack Obama. That brings back such good memories. “Ok interns, login to MyBO. Find all the old lady ex-Clinton supporters you can, and then make some calls!” Oh how I hated those bitches…
[re=465670]SmutBoffin[/re]: WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIINES!!!!!
[re=465670]SmutBoffin[/re]: These people DEFINATELY watched “Red Dawn” almost continuously since they were able to toddle over to the TV and turn it on.
Aside from the suffix -thers, there is no connection whatsoever between birthers and truthers. I doubt there’s even much of an overlap.
When conservatards try to be funny, they just end up hurting themselves.
I can only assume that the librul establishment has taken this person’s fingers, through taxes, forcing them to type their desperate missive with their toes.
Okay…these people need to get a job or a life or something. To be that focused on something like this is too weird and scary and creepy as hell. I think they should keep a close eye on this person as they really don’t seem to have a grasp on reality. OR they shud get’em an edukashun.
60609 is back of the yards neighborhood.
figures.
[re=465670]SmutBoffin[/re]: You say this like it’s a bad thing…
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