Dipshit Who Failed At TeeVee Now Maybe Running For ... President

 Orange-headed bulb-nosed Mexican-hating fruitbat Lou Dobbs has really only failed at two things: Being a successful television news anchor, and being a dot-com executive. But the Space.com/CNN loser is now aiming to fail on a truly epic scale: He wants to run for president!!! Oh please, Lou, run for president. You can Mexican-wrestle Sarah Palin for the nomination ... whoops, never mind, at least Sarah Palin is *popular* with the wingnuts. [ Politico ]