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A perfectly logical explanation for this, after the jump!

See?

The only possible conclusion is that the one on the left is a post-op Meghan McCain. Hey America, just try ignoring Meghan now that she’s actually Sarah Palin.

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  1. I once cut my hair to make myself look like Dorothy Hamill. Of course I couldn’t ice skate for shit. I then shoved my bewbies up into my chin and taught them to read Andy Warhol’s photographs. Can I be preznit now plz?

  2. Sarah must feel like she’s looking into a mirror! Except for the fact that when Sarah looks in the mirror she only sees a swirling black cloud and thunder.

  3. Not Surprised. How many Kim Jung Il’s, Saddam Hussein, and Bin Ladens are there? Why should our torture-loving, lying-out-their-ass, violence worshipping (wannabe) dictators be any different?

  4. The Freepers are dedicated to the cause!:

    I would rather stick a very private and important part of my anatomy in a meat grinder than to shop at Best Buy.

    Oh, and this Freeper’s not shopping at Best Buy, but will participate in an Honor shunning:

    I am buying both a laptop and desktop for myself this year and will get one of my daughters (the oldest) a laptop. My youngest continues to be a disappointment so she will not be recieving much.

  5. “Why just the other day I was telling my other brother Daryl and my sisters Sarah and Sarah how bad those taxes are, you betcha.

    “Also.”

  6. Sarah’s look is totally, “Listen, bitch, there’s only room for one Sarah Palin in this podunk town, and I’m her. When I get out of here, I’m going to shoot you from a helicopter. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!111!!! Also.”

  7. Looking closer, the Palin on the left looks a bit younger, from maybe around 1985. Don’t worry, young Sarah; you can find out what traumatic event caused your life to go so wrong, and fix it – and America – when you get back.

    Unfortunately, we don’t actually have Mr. Fusion available yet in 2009, so generating the 1.21 gigawatts might prove difficult.

  8. At that point Palin lept over the table, knocked the woman to the ground and started strangling her while screaming ‘There can be only one!!!’

  9. [re=464988]Joshua Norton[/re]: Well duh! because SF isn’t “real America,” as everyone knows. There probably aren’t a lot of HBO “Real Sex” episodes filmed in Wasilla, either.

  10. I think all you people talking about a Wonder Twin Sandwich are overlooking the danger posed to the space-time continuum if they were to actually touch. I think I saw it on The Twighlight Zone. Or maybe The Simpsons.

  11. Oddly, the woman next to fake shiny-vest Sarah is a Nicole Wallace look-alike. Coincidence?

    Fake Nicole Wallace is telling fake Sarah Palin that the fake Katie Couric (7th from left, blue shirt, white sweater) has low self-esteem.

  12. [re=464939]pampl[/re]: And is my new scheme for picking up women with poor self-esteem at bars – “I’m a plastic surgeon, and while you have a nice pair, I can make them perkier for you. Let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you what I mean.”

  13. [re=464966]Extemporanus[/re]: All those folks lining up to stick very private and important parts of their anatomy into a meat grinder.

    (their brains)

  14. Wonkette, this Centrist loves you but there are really three Sarah Palins. This one stars in a famous music video…
    I was watching the new Eminem video “We Made You’. Its an excellent vid. I was intrigued by the celebrity look-alikes and then I noticed an absolute ringer for Gov. Palin. Turns out its the adult film star who played Sara Palin in the parody ‘Nalin Paylin’. It is the most read post on my site to date…

    http://palinyoubetcha2012.com/wordpress/?p=884

  15. Can this doppelganger talk like this, though?
    O’REILLY: Let me be very bold and fresh again. Do you believe that you are smart enough, incisive enough, intellectual enough to handle the most powerful job in the world?
    PALIN: I believe that I am because I have common sense, and I have, I believe, the values that are reflective of so many other American values. And I believe that what Americans are seeking is not the elitism, the the kind of spineless… a spinelessness that perhaps is made up for that with some kind of elite Ivy League education and a fat resume that’s based on anything but hard work and private sector, free enterprise principles. Americans could be seeking something like that in positive change in their leadership. I’m not saying that has to be me.

  16. I think Megan is actually talking about her father. He is the only “human” I know who would actually do this. I may be poor white trash living in the underbelly of a bankrupt East Coast elitist state, subsisting on hobo beans and cheap laughs, but at least I don’t have to deal with that.

  17. [re=465033]Prommie[/re]: Ms Palin’s prose is like (pick one):

    (1) a surrealist game of Mad-Libs.
    (2) Edward Lear on meth.
    (3) Successories wisdom randomized and strung together.

  18. I’m reminded of the scene in Fast Times at Ridgement High with all the wannabe Pat Benatars. What’s worse, I’m still trying to get my head around the Octo-mom, Angelina Jolie thing. In both cases very get a life-ish.

  19. [re=465058]V572625694[/re]: I’ll reaffirm my my vote for Mad-Libs, with the added observation that she appears to have skipped all the noun blanks, and instead focused solely on the verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. I believe she then went back and filled in more adjectives where the nouns were supposed to go. And in the margins. And on on her hand. And…

    Also, Lear on meth actually sounds like something I might want to read. Redundant, also.

  20. [re=464939]pampl[/re]: Popular activity among straight Republican men. The subtext of the action is “If you get enough plastic surgery, I might find you (a woman) attractive.” The sub-subtext is “Get a sex-change.”

  21. [re=465093]NYNYNY[/re]: Scrolling down to Woo’s filmography, I’m amazed at how many of those titles would fit a movie about the Palinator Twins:


    Heroes Shed No Tears
    Plain Jane to the Rescue
    Paycheck
    Run, Tiger, Run
    Once a Thief
    Laughing Times
    All the Invisible Children
    Princess Chang Ping

    Wow. It’s actually a little weird.

  22. o/~”They’re cousins! Identical cousins, and you’ll find/
    They laugh alike, they walk alike/
    At times they even talk alike/
    You can lose your mind!

  23. [re=465245]brown_recluse[/re]: Well said! I was wondering if the doppelganger Palin would have to have a lobotomy so she could get the intellectual side to match Caribou Barbie too. I’m thinking that the answer is an unqualified “You Betcha”.

  24. So, apparently, getting plastic surgery to look more like Snowbilly means getting a MAJOR LEAGUE boob reduction. I mean, honey, you gave THOSE up to look like Palin?? Jesus wept.

  25. OMG, when Sarah becomes president, this woman can be her body double. And while she’s doing that she can learn from Sarah’s wisdom and run in 2020.

  26. This reminds me: I am not looking forward to Christmas. Got some probable Palinologists in the family. & since I like them otherwise, I won’t be able to laugh in their faces.

  27. [re=464927]Mr Blifil[/re]:
    “I am Sarah Palin of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us.”

    Yeah, that pretty much sums things up.

  28. The caption on this photo on the actual Facebook page, which says it was added by Sarah Palin herself herself, is as follows:

    “Gov. Sarah Palin talks with a woman who’s looks resemble that of Gov. Sarah Palin at Borders bookstore during the third “Going Rogue” book signing event Thursday, November 19, 2009, in Noblesville, IN.”

    “who’s looks resemble”. And people say she isn’t smart.

  29. Well,I got two Palins and I’m not ashamed…two Palins and I love ’em both the same…but I digress and there may actually be three if you squint and include the short one (who really looks more Alaska) behind the one on the left. Anyway, the real reason I wrote was to put you on notice (as if you didn’t already know) that Slate is having a “Write like Sarah” contest and I’d dare say there are quite a few of you who would be up to the challenge since she’s not exactly Hemingway. Check it out at: http://www.slate.com/id/2236477/?from=rss

  30. Dammit, Meghan. I loved you in spite of all your faults. Then you had to go and become Moosetard. I can’t take all of your faults combined with all of HER faults.

    We’ll always have Twitter.

    Sincerely,
    peeno nwar

  31. There was a short haired brunette Palin at the Fort Bragg signin’.

    The frozen smile on Palin’s yap… tee hee. She knows it’s Meghan, but she can’t make a scene.

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