Levi Johnston's Got a Towel Over His Junk

UPDATE: Really, a guy with his business covered by a big old towel is "not safe for work" now? WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, etc., but if a nation's few remaining employed people can't practice their love on a front-page semi-nekkid Levi Johnston, we will hide the snausageafter the jump.  NOW BACK TO THE POST: Sarah Palin's favorite "porn thing" website, Playgirl.com, keeps leaking these pictures of Levi Johnston, teen sex model. Why did Sarah Palin let a known gay-pornography star take the towel off his ding-dong and stick said ding-dong into Sarah Palin's daughter? This is the biggest political story of all time, forever.

Also, sad news from the Levi Johnston family empire: His drug-dealin' momma is going to prison for three years! Where is Sarah Palin's compassion for her ... whatever snowbilly trash calls their teen-daughter-mom's boyfriend's drug-dealin' mommas? [ Mediaite ]