Keep America Safe, Liz Cheney’s exciting new social thing likely named after some mid-career Waugh novel or other, produced a very serious new work of cinéma vérité, for which Liz Cheney managed to round-up like 6 unhappy people and a piano who all make noises indicating their displeasure with Obama’s idea of transferring the Guantanamo people to the town of Standish, Michigan. Except so now Standish’s City Manager and a lot of people in Standish are making noises indicating their displeasure at Liz Cheney, exploitative lying monster.
Succession of staccato E notes:
Standish’s City Manager tells us that local leaders and residents want the facility, and dismissed Cheney’s efforts as “fearmongering.”
Cheney is “certainly not representing the views of our community,” the City Manager, Michael Moran, told our reporter, Amanda Erickson.
While some local residents do appear to have expressed mixed feelings or opposition to the plan, Moran says that they’re an isolated minority that Ms. Cheney’s video elevates out of proportion in a way that’s “off base.”
What’s more, the Standish city council recently passed a unanimous resolution expressing support for bringing Gitmo detainees, citing job losses in the wake of the closing of the facility.
Still! How ’bout that documentary film?? Like Twilight + Twilight II over there. Jobs at Liz Cheney’s famous Hollywood movie studio for everyone!
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They only want Superman to be the warden. Is that too much to ask?
Cheney family motto: The Truth is What We Say.
Or, to quote Dickhead “So?”
When that vicious harridan signs up for the military, I’ll let her “Keep America Safe”, until then, epic FAIL.
America knows no greater threat than minor chords played softly on a piano.
Dear Liz Cheney – although it’s impossible for your puny, privileged mind to comprehend, for most Michiganders the threat of unemployment is much, much greater than the threat posed by safely incarcerated terrorism suspects. But, go ahead, keep calling Americans chickenshit fraidy cats that are scared of incarcerated suspects, shadows, and the Saw movies. I’m sure that’s a winning strategy.
Well that figgers. Only a moran would disagree with the dark princess.
Of course Liz Cheney is attracted to any town which has a Moran managing it.
“Keep America Safe” So she’s going to do what her father couldn’t? Recruiting station is that way, Lizzy.
If there is one group I always listen to it’s America’s prison guard unions!
[re=464644]Servo[/re]: It’s just too heavy for Superman to lift.
PowerPoint fail on the eye-test graphics.
What rural community doesn’t like a prison? Good paying jobs for people with low-level skills: what’s not to like?
If Liz Cheney could get rid of Rich Rodriguez, I’m sure Michiganders would comply with her every whim.
My eyes take such a long time to focus on this writing – is it because of my fuzzy thinking, or is the darkness, my god the darkness, Jim!…
The city council and elected officials may have some view, but understand, the “Real Amerukuns” are the ones who collaborate with Liz Cheney.
Gee Liz, way to round up a group of people I couldn’t dislike more:
Crazy waitress-lady with marmoset on head. Check.
Boring couple of olds who should be first on death panelz. Check.
Fat cop-like character with stupid goatee. Check.
Whiny fat conservatard bitch with voice like Fran Drescher. Check.
Maybe we shouldn’t move the prison there and instead just bomb the fuck out of that place and put them out of my misery.
“Black Mischief” comes to mind, of course, but that’s early Waugh. I would go with “A Fraction of the Whole” if we’re going to talk prisons in the boondocks.
Moran says that they’re an isolated minority that Ms. Cheney’s video elevates out of proportion in a way that’s “off base.”
Yes,they may be a minority, but they make up for it by being shouty all the time and therefore must be obeyed. Just ask the Post and the NY Times.
Liz has no street cred. She needs to shoot a friend in the face with a shotgun before I can take her seriously.
[re=464671]Joshua Norton[/re]: And Chuck Todd.
Speaking of morans, did you see Liz on Stephanopoulos yesterday? She knows everything about everything in the world!! She read a magazine article and she is an expert about the middle east!! She is smarter about these things than Obama surely!!! He needs to listen to her because she read this article!!
The names in this story, the last names are so bad. First up we have a person with the last name of ‘Cheney’, which automatically discredits all your opinions about everything. Then there’s the reporter, one Ms. Erickson. Do you suppose that she is ashamed of her brother/cousin/creepy uncle/unrelated guy that shames her family name anyway, Erick?
And Mr. Moran, who ably demonstrates that he has already gotten a brain, thank you very much.
Thanks for the Waugh reference, Juli.
Dear Liz Cheney,
Fuck you, Liz Cheney.
Sincerely,
Humanity
The Lizztard is such a twunt. Let’s look at her plan…
1. Prizztards too, too crazy bad to keep
2. Trials too, too easy to legal beagle loophole
with these two premises (premissa?) her conclusion must be
IF BARRY HAD ANY BALLS HE’D FLY TO GITMO, SHOOT ‘EM ALL,
AND THEN SUN HIS BUNS ON THE BEACH!!!!!!
I think that Keep America Safe must have corporate underwriting from some adult diaper manufacturer, what with all the constant pants-pissing.
The dumbing down of fear. If Liz really wants fear, I WANT MY CARMINA BURANA, OH FORTUNA!!!11!1, not some fucking piano/synthesizer duet.
We must keep America safe — by being afraid. Especially of things we shouldn’t be afraid of.
Oh, and Liz — if Guantanamo is closed, that means your pathological sadist daddy won’t end up there. I’d think that was in your best interest.
The mid-career Waugh novel you’re thinking of is “Put Out More (“Don’t Tread on Me”) Flags”. “Vile Bodies” was rejected as being excessively honest.
Sounds like another case of the drive-by conservative media.
Nothing excites a Jihadi more than the death of an American, but the death of a Spaniard, Hollander, Brit, German, or Japanese comes pretty close thankfully. Basically whoever might be standing around an old Egyptian ruin, they’ll do. Is it me or does the opening speaker visibly orgasm when speaking about what excites a Jihadi? Her voice gets real quavery, that’s usually “the sign.”
I guess them conservotards like them some “Eyes Wide Shut” soundtrack.
[re=464669]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Thank you (and all others) for summarizing. I couldn’t bring myself to watch it. Now I have a pretty good idea what it contains. Without Carmina Burana what’s the point.
“Spy” magazine once called LaToya Jackson a ” doomed publicity whore.” True,perhaps, but it so much better fits Liz. Geez, Liz, how can we miss you if you won’t go away.
[re=464645]Doglessliberal[/re]: The other Cheney family motto is “fuck you”, which is followed by the appropriate hand gesture.
So Evil Dick’s daughter(The Evil Strap-On?)goes to a community with high unemployment and tries to scare away the promise of a few more jobs.
Screw her. She’s as big a prick as her old man.
I really wanted to use a snarky American Police Force reference but I’m sufferin from the dreaded Monday morning dimwittedness.
In the immortal words of the cretin that spawned you, “Go fuck yourself”, Liz.
Is she the ghey one?
[re=464694]geminisunmars[/re]: The Wonkette commentariat has allowed me to skip many of the too horrible to view videos and still know exactly what I missed.
If Palin was preznit, all those Gitmo prisoners would have been shot from a helicopter by now.
They need to find another small town in the mid-west with an unused prison nearby for Liz, her dad and most of the Bush administration jerks. Make them a deal: if they admit guilt and promise to keep quiet forever they can avoid jail – otherwise isolation for life. That’s fair isn’t it?
Is Liz Cheney the lesbian one?
[re=464713]betterDeadThanRed[/re]: You wouldn’t want to give them a forum for expressing their views, would you? Better ask Liz if a public trial is a good idea.
so Liz thinks we need torture because we are ‘fraidy-cats and the terrifying mooslims will attack us in our jobless sleep? or what?
[re=464703]Buzz Feedback[/re]: [re=464716]thefrontpage[/re]: Uh, No. The gay one is Mary and favors the Mrs. Lizz looks like dick.
Today we are all D minor.
D minor is the saddest of all chords. This song is called “Lick my Love Pump”
Until Liz twits a pic of her cleavage a la Megs McCabe, why on earth should I want to listen to a thing she says?
Cheenycheenycheeny. Also.
Rearranges letter on sign:
A MIDGET TIES ONE ON
[re=464716]thefrontpage[/re]: No, the other was spared from errant shotgun blasts in exchange for her silence. However, Liz is still dodging bullets from her dear old dad.
The denial in her family is incredible. I bet psychologists everywhere would love to study her family dynamic, or whatever evil it is that makes them tick.
The buckshot Dicky the Magic Marksman has pumped into her over the years is slowly resulting in lead poisoning; it’s a slow, excruciating death, not unlike being a Republican.
[re=464659]Car Ramrod[/re]: Tell everybody waiting on Superman that they should try to hold on as best they can.
[re=464763]Jim89048[/re]: You say “Cheeny”, I say “Chainey”, let’s tell them all “FUCK OFF!”
Dude! Not even ONE shout out to the pre-existing A-rabs already jihadin’ it up in Michigan! Come on now, Liz–that hurts. The Mitten’s home to the grandest muslin community outside the Middle East…that’s like *shiniest* of fear-monger factoids in existence! How could she miss it?!
We’re sending crowds of people to prison to keep local economies afloat. Why not just cut out the prisoner middlemen, and pay the guards to, I don’t know, deliver meals to the olds or clean up parks.
Waugh? I thought that was what Charlie Brown says when Lucy pulls the football away. I’m not smart enough for this blog anymore. Why can’t you say “ding-dong” like Ken?
http://www.freep.com/article/20091123/NEWS05/911230332/1322/Michigan-remains-a-magnet-for-Iraqi-refugees
[re=464720]comicbookguy[/re]: Who said anything about a trail. That’s just a librul thing from before 9/11. If they won’t shut up they’re terrorists and throw them in the slammer.
I think Liz is just trying to get into NYU film school. They’d eat this up — black and white, slow, foreboding in a boring way, with a host of strange characters talking about the doom that is soon to come.
Send them to Crawford. I hear thar’s some brush that needs clearin.’
[re=464652]Noodle Salad[/re]: “Dear Liz Cheney – although it’s impossible for your puny, privileged mind to comprehend, for most Michiganders the threat of unemployment is much, much greater than the threat posed by safely incarcerated terrorism suspects.”
I think this should be repeated forever. This is, indeed, the majority opinion not just in Standish, but the whole state. We’re being destroyed from the inside out right damned now, and we’re so tired of this stupid shit. Pete Hoekstra, Liz Cheney & Co. can all go to hell, as far as I’m concerned.
[re=464735]CycloneArmageddon[/re]: I’da gone with Shawshank Prison (Stoic Theme)(1:53); Tom Newman is the shiznit…and less pie-a-no fonte minimalist.
[re=464661]V572625694[/re]: Standish rent-a-cops just need to translate their curriculum vitae into gubmint KSA-friendly blather. Then they’ll be set for life.
Better get used to hearing a muzzezin 5x day/7/365, Standish…
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