RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  12:45 pm November 23, 2009

Click Here For Steamy Central Bank Fan Fiction (NSFW)

by Riley Waggaman

  • Leftist vaginaphobia exposed at last! [Hit & Run]
  • 52% of Republicans believe ACORN was the 19th hijacker. [The Plank]
  • Haven’t you always wondered what Mother Earth would look like if she rocked some Saturn ring-bling? Enter the YouTubes and MS Paint: she would look fabulous. [Andrew Sullivan]
  • The liberal media: not actually communist, or just flirting? [Gateway Pundit]
  • There’s really only two things that arouse Matthew Yglesias: heavy petting and the Central Bank. [Matt Yglesias]
 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 14 comments }

Prommie November 23, 2009 at 12:49 pm

My art has been described as strongly vaginal.

SayItWithWookies November 23, 2009 at 1:02 pm

What a week — first the Senate advances the healthcare reform bill, and now Reason has a piece that’s both amusing and persuasive. If it started raining Milk Duds I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised.

The Cap' November 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Why hasn’t the moon been blown up already, in order to give earth pretty rings such as these?

Imagine what kind of religons we’d have if the Earth did have rings? How would primative people like Salin Palin explain that to themselves?

whiskey tango foxtrot November 23, 2009 at 1:40 pm

So confused by this Hit&Run thing. I thought teabaggers called themselves teabaggers, because they were sending teabags to congress and were having teabag parties. You know, on the ellipse and everything. Why is it a HORRIBLE INSULT to now call them teabaggers?

Or is it like the N-word – you can only use it if you’re a member of the group it refers to but it’s offensive if someone else does it? Wait wait is that like political correctness? Yeah ok totally lost over here.

AxmxZ November 23, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Holy crap, the rings are awesome.

Jim89048 November 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Seeing as how nothing has been written by Jim Newell yet this morning, could it be he is in hiding?

JMP November 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm

[re=464865]whiskey tango foxtrot[/re]: It became a horrible insult once the teabaggers found out why we ere laughing at them, and they immediately revised history and claimed it was something liberals made up.

V572625694 November 23, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Now that Andrew Sullivan has rebooted the internet, it runs much faster.

Boo to the St Louis Post-Dispatch, a once enjoyable sheet now apparently run by pussies, if you’ll pardon the expression. But you have to understand: it was the John Burroughs School, which must be protected at all costs.

[re=464866]AxmxZ[/re]: The real purpose of Obama’s moon-bombing is at last revealed. I was going to send this as a reply to The Cap’ but his handle makes HTML cry.

whiskey tango foxtrot November 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm

[re=464971]JMP[/re]: Oh no what really now? They do go on.

JoeMac November 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm

As an unabashed liberal I can say I am strong supporter of pussy. To quote Bill Hicks, “I love the way it looks, the way it smells and the way it tastess”

Paul Tardy November 23, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Audit The Fed damn it, that’s tungsten plated with gold in Ft Knox, and Bernanke knows it, the coin melt after the confiscation never happened, FDRs mistress got all of our(*) gold.

Our and we in this case refers only to people who had a bank account in 1933.

Vulpes82 November 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm

[re=464909]Jim89048[/re]: Jim has fled for an undisclosed location for the week, where he can drink himself silly without having to worry about Juli poking him with a stick every afternoon to get up and do his “job.” That’s why Papa Bear came back.

Joey Ratz November 23, 2009 at 11:42 pm

Ken’s making poor Riley read Gateway Pundit now? Man, that’s just mean.

LowerdPeninsula November 24, 2009 at 12:36 am

“Why do liberals hate pussy?”

Really, guys?! Do you really want to go there, with your Denny Hasterts, and Mark Foleys, and Larry Craigs, Ted Haggards etc…conservatives? Of course you do, because, you have absolutely no sense of irony.

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