A Wonkette airport ATM-monitoring operative ran into profound Sen. David Vitter last night at Reagan National, and they even shared a flight! HE SHOULD BE READING THE BILL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. Not only did he withdraw cash from an ATM — he probably changed his mind in the heat of the moment and did want the extra kinky stuff, which ain’t cheap — but our operative claims he threw another of his trademark airport fits: “LOL…he is so seriously harassing a gate person.. the flight is 2 hours late….LOL…wait, no!!! he disappeared…damnit.” Exactly.
David Vitter’s Just Got To Grab Some Cash Quickly, He’ll Be Right Back
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Male Republican US Senator grabbing some cash near an airport restroom? This will not end well.
Don’t fill your diaper over it, David.
Don’t get your diapers in a wad. The flight will get here when it gets here.
Zoom in for the PIN!!
[re=464167]Dave J.[/re]:
Not what you think. No foot tapping. Just wanted to pay some poor schlub to change him on the Men’s Room Diaper table.
Is this the same Wonkette airport ass-to-mouth-monitoring operative that broke the Larry Craig story?
[re=464170]chascates[/re]: They’re not in a wad — they’re gathered.
I’ll be back in a little while, you guys.
I just noticed that Hayden-Harnett could really use a backrub…
Even in this economy, nobody’s going to let you shit yourself for sexual gratification, and accept payment in SkyMiles.
He should use the flight delay to relax get pampered somewhere.
Picture’s a little fuzzy. Is he the one in heels?
[re=464190]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: that depends on what airport you’re stranded at.
Who took this picture, Michael J. Fox?
Yeah, I said it.
It’s safe to say he’s not flying Virgin.
Regarding the harassment of powerless functionaries: there’s a saying in business and other organizations: Shit goes down. In Vitter’s case it happens to go straight down his leg.
Oh he needs cash to hide his Huggies purchase? Don’t let that credit card trail get you into hot water with the wife.
If you smell something foul while in the air, that’s just a Senator joining the mile high club.
[re=464184]Extemporanus[/re]: Maybe a back brace would help.
THIS is our weekend crucifix? Oh crap.
I wonder if hissy fits with the hookers. “I told you not to put my diaper on too tight!!! jesus christ in heaven! “
Palin ReVoLt!!!11!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/20/palin-booed-by-book-tour_n_365883.html
“Good evening, Mr Vitter. May I get you a diaper…excuse me, I mean a cocktail after takeoff?” Don’t think I wouldn’t do it.
[re=464231]MGBYG[/re]: See, what you want to do is start reading where you left off instead of going straight to the latest installment.
http://wonkette.com/412332/sarah-palin-flees-book-signing-wingnuts-yell-at-inanimate-object
[re=464237]user-of-owls[/re]: The nerve of them putting that ‘below the fold’…I will not drink fine whiskey and scroll too far in the same evening.
[re=464201]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Nice.
[re=464242]MGBYG[/re]: We’re never too old to learn, are we? Your heart is in the right place, your eyeballs, a little off-page. Have at that whiskey.
Was Diaper Man making a deposit or a withdrawal?
Those pleated bags are hiding a myriad of sins.
Is there any chance one of our dickhead congressmen, throwing a tantrum, will be mistaken for a terrorist and beaten? Or something?
So is he skipping tonight’s health care vote or was he just heading home for a diaper change and quickie before returning to DC?
I didn’t know they installed a Porn-O-Mat at Washington National!
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