TRUTH TO POWER  5:47 pm November 20, 2009

Hey, Buttars, Let The Kid Decide What He Wants For Himself, Okay?

by Jim Newell

Did you see this YouTube yet! It involves the latest comical statement from America’s most famous super-homophobic state senator, Chris Buttars of Utah: “I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time. Certainly not in my kid’s face.” Ha ha “they were in my house two weeks ago” might be better than the sexual double entendre that follows. Saw a few of ‘em in mah cupboard and had to lay a few more traps; got ‘em good ‘n’ scared for now, but they’ll be back. [Think Progress]

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bored with gravity November 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm

I have no words…. you just can’t make this stuff up.

MLHencken November 20, 2009 at 5:53 pm

HIs name is Buttars. That is all.

Remember, it’s only homosexual if the tips touch.

memzilla November 20, 2009 at 5:53 pm

His homophobia is explained by what the kids in back in grade school must have nicknamed him back in the day, what with having the word “butt” in his name and all.

True homophobia is directly proportional to the number of unintended homoerotic double entendres one can make in a single statement, so WIN for Chris Buttarstick!

chascates November 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Stuffing what down where?

Gopherit November 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm

So the gays were sticking it in his kid’s face and stuffing it down his throat at his house? Does he have a playroom? And getting your kid involved? That’s all kinds of wrong, senator.

Crank Tango November 20, 2009 at 5:58 pm

Dr Fuhnke?

SayItWithWookies November 20, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Didn’t his mom teach him not to talk with his mouth full?

RoscoePColtraine November 20, 2009 at 6:01 pm

So he hates sucking dick, but is ok with taking it up the ass? His silence on the issue of buttsecks is deafening here, AM. I. RITE?

Old, wrinkled closet cases are eeeewwwwwwww, also.

Sharkey November 20, 2009 at 6:03 pm

He’s not gay, he’s just bi-curious.

Lascauxcaveman November 20, 2009 at 6:03 pm

“But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time,” he said, exasperated, when his wife caught him in the act the third time this week.

NixonNow November 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm


Hooray For Anything November 20, 2009 at 6:06 pm

What exactly were they doing by “stuffing it down his throat?” Forcing him to watch Glee? Criticizing his wardrobe? Taking poppers and dancing to Lady Gaga all night in his living room?

Extemporanus November 20, 2009 at 6:06 pm

“Go get Buttars.”

“I have to hurry. I have a cab waiting.”

“Go. Get. Buttars.”

Sharkey November 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm

He just doesn’t want the gays taking over the railroads, steel industry, and aerospace. And you know what else? Broadway.

Cicada November 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm

Why is it that these old homophobic guys just can’t get enough of talking about the gayss and their disgusting, horrible, perverted sex practices and how said practices are getting “stuffed down their throats”.

Here’s a hint Senator: stop clicking on those links from Manhunt. It really helps with the whole “yucky gays shoving their cocks in your mouth” problem.

ManchuCandidate November 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Now we know who the author of this Onion gem was…

MGBYG November 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Child fucking bukaki in UTAH?????????????

The old man sounds like he’s had too many shoved down his throat over the millennium. Also.

CapnFatback November 20, 2009 at 6:18 pm

They were in my house two weeks ago.

Buttars could tell because when he came home, the living room furniture was arranged according to the principle of perfect feng shui and the TV was left tuned in to The Real Housewives of Orange County.

magic titty November 20, 2009 at 6:18 pm

So…that’s not Creed from The Office?

CapnFatback November 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm

How old is his kid? 46?

Graphictruth November 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm


Never has one of my t-shirts been more appropriate.

Please steal this idea. No really, please. (the linked size works really well in a blog entry, no problem using just the image, either. :)

RoscoePColtraine November 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Who was it, oh I think it was Yukon Cornelius who said it best, “You eat what you like, and I’ll eat what I like.” It might have been followed by a WAH-HOO!!! if I’m not mistaken.

Stop-action animated children’s Christmas specials from the 60′s had insidious hidden messages, indeed.

Min November 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm

“But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time. Certainly not in my kid’s face.”

I would have to agree. Seeing that kind of thing could warp a youngster’s mind. Just the thought of it has warped mine.

leftcoaster November 20, 2009 at 6:27 pm

I like how new legislation in Utah is run by the Mormon Church before it’s passed into law. And how everyone, from the lawmakers to the reporter, just accepts this as routine.

V572625694 November 20, 2009 at 6:29 pm

Please, [re=464162]Graphictruth[/re], this is not a commercial site.

Potater November 20, 2009 at 6:30 pm

A Utah politician? Agrees with the LDS church?

Get outta town.

the problem child November 20, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Just don’t be “acting out” and he will support gay rights not to be discriminated against in housing and employment.

user-of-owls November 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm

[re=464164]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Oh, thank Gog! I was waiting for any chance at all to link to this review of Rudolph. The review is hysterical, but the comments are flat out off the charts. Here’s a tease from the review:

I think ‘dentist’ is supposed to mean that he is homosexual. The guy that cuts my hair (Hi, Len!) is a super amazing guy, but he is gay and he talks exactly like Herbie does, so it seemed that using ‘dentist’ was a way to put one over on the sponsors and the government. Take that, President Reagan!

user-of-owls November 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm

[re=464179]the problem child[/re]: See, he has a problem with the gays who are ACTING out, but are really still in the closet.

Sharkey November 20, 2009 at 6:59 pm

[re=464185]user-of-owls[/re]: That was quite enlightening. The review of Inglorius Bastards was good, too. As was the public Amazon wish list :)

you cannot be serious November 20, 2009 at 7:02 pm

[re=464128]Crank Tango[/re]: He just blue himself.

Mr Blifil November 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Something tells me perhaps he does want them stuffing it down his throat. Like, all the time.

geminisunmars November 20, 2009 at 7:11 pm

And his all time favorite movie is “Last Tango in Paris”.

Neoyorquino November 20, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Deceptive MSM editing. The raw footage contained his full comments: “I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time. I want them to start gently, and then, with a steady rythym, gradually build up speed. That’s a homosexual lifestyle I can swallow.”

user-of-owls November 20, 2009 at 7:33 pm

[re=464203]Sharkey[/re]: I didn’t read that one. Actually stumbled on the site searching for a Yukon Cornelius image. The comments are what really made me guffaw.

AxmxZ November 20, 2009 at 7:54 pm

“They were in my house two weeks ago.”

*puts face into hands a la Jon Stewart*

Go ooooooooon…

AxmxZ November 20, 2009 at 7:55 pm

Geez, Buttars, if you don’t want to eat dicks all the time, then take a break or something. Go without dick-eating for a day or two, let your jaw rest.

Oldskool November 20, 2009 at 8:14 pm

I hope his alarm company is videotaping whatever goes on in his house, especially two weeks ago.

magic titty November 20, 2009 at 8:20 pm

[re=464217]geminisunmars[/re]: Whose isn’t?

glamourdammerung November 20, 2009 at 8:23 pm

[re=464136]Sharkey[/re]: He is not gay, he is just really into guys.

geminisunmars November 20, 2009 at 8:28 pm

[re=464249]magic titty[/re]: True. But he feels special affinity. After all, there was a call-out just to him, by name.

glamourdammerung November 20, 2009 at 8:29 pm

[re=464171]leftcoaster[/re]: It is even better when you consider the Mormon’s beliefs about blacks.

Hunger Tallest Palin November 20, 2009 at 8:55 pm

But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time.

Damn right! Every day between 5.00 and 5.15 he stops gobbling knob and sucks on a Ricola instead.

From his wikipage:

Buttars is also a recipient of the Boy Scouts of America’s Silver Beaver award for distinguished service to the BSA.

Extemporanus November 20, 2009 at 9:32 pm

[re=464217]geminisunmars[/re]: And this is his favorite scene —> [re=464141]Extemporanus[/re]:

artpepper November 21, 2009 at 1:34 am

They were in my house two weeks ago.

First you have some innocent sleep overs; next thing you know, some guy is stuffing it down your throat.

Lascauxcaveman November 21, 2009 at 2:03 am

[re=464185]user-of-owls[/re]: Heh. That’s an awesome review/comments. Greatly improved my evening at work. Thanks.

geminisunmars November 21, 2009 at 2:15 am

[re=464284]Extemporanus[/re]: I bow to your encyclopedic knowledge.

Extemporanus November 21, 2009 at 2:55 am

[re=464303]geminisunmars[/re]: President Obama? Is that you?

I bow-chicka-bow-wow right back at’cha!

geminisunmars November 21, 2009 at 3:03 am

[re=464307]Extemporanus[/re]: Sending me off to bed with a chuckle. Soon as I finish this last ciggie. Michelle sends her regards to you.

Daveislikelol November 21, 2009 at 5:02 am

Well, he’s a Republican, ergo he is gay. And they’re never the nice, consensual kind either. I bet he’s all about the rentboys and what he can stuff down their throats, in his house.

Boy Scouts? per-leeese.

Lutipold November 21, 2009 at 5:34 am

“I just don’t want their lifestyle stuffed down my throat!” he said while having worked towards legislation to force a lifestyle upon people.

Lazy Media November 21, 2009 at 9:17 am

Oh, hamburgers, if the gays come over to the house again, Mom and Dad are gonna ground me but good.

bitchincamaro November 21, 2009 at 10:33 am

“I’m not ready to propose legislation. I wanna’ sit on it a while.”

hunter.blatherer November 21, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Just watch, the Mormon “church” is going to be a more effective advocate for gay rights than the Human Rights Campaign. I know that’s not saying much, but still…

Bearbloke November 21, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Buttars has an interesting connection to “stuffing it down my throat all the time” at the Utah Boys Ranch…

Sharkey November 21, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=464228]user-of-owls[/re]: Teenage girls (women?) …

You were searching for a Yukon Cornelius image, why? Ack, ya know what, I don’t freakin care, just keep your talons sharp and the paychecks will keep flowin.

canadasteve November 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm

I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

Can O Whoopass November 21, 2009 at 7:48 pm

And yet, he changed his name from Chris ‘Crisco’.

Gayer Than Thou November 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Something is seriously wrong with America if that dried-up old closet case is getting it stuffed down his throat on a regular basis and I can’t give it away. When oh when will health care reform finally pass so that we can have mandatory socialized gay sex like any civilized nation?

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