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Look, it’s Obama’s approval ratings over time! Right right right, whatever, who cares, etc. We just wanted to share Marc Ambinder’s full analysis of this: “This: well — it’s been a month of sausage making, and as we learned in July, when the sausage is in the oven, Obama can’t escape the taint of partisanship that Americans seem to be rebelling against.” That’s disgusting, Marc, whatever you wrote. [Marc Ambinder]

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  1. He’s got sausage taint in his inbox? He could get a bad case of Pastramorrhea like that. If left untreated, that goes from brat to wurst.

  2. When the sausage is in the Seventh Oven
    And Obama aligns with taint
    Then penis will guide the president
    And lust will steer the staff

    This is the dawning of the Age of Assqueerius!
    The Age of Assqueerius!
    Assqueerius!
    Assqueerius!

  3. Who the fuck puts sausages in the oven? THIS IS NOT HOW SAUSAGES ARE COOKED, PEOPLE. Metaphor fail.

    And exactly who are the people “rebelling against partisanship”? Tea partiers? Oh, *that’s* not partisan.

  4. Amurrcans aren’t rebelling against the “taint of partisanship,” whatever the fuck that might be. They (those rebels, those gun nuts, those billboard renters) are rebelling against the idea of having a person of the colored persuasion being in the White House. It jess aint rite!

  5. Injecting the meat of change into the natural casing of congress requires a patient, steady hand. That patience is then rewarded with a plump, turgid weiner.

  6. [re=463979]Patty Dumpling[/re]: Marc’s use of a colon after the word “This” was a subtle allusion to both the casing you mention, as well as to the grisled assholes with which it is packed.

  7. Poor guy must not own a tv. Nora O’Donnell just explained Barry lags behind Ford, Clinton and Reagan in the race to below 50%. Better luck next time, sucka.

  8. Here’s a famous sausage quote (it’s also my screen saver marquee)

    “Do not become a sausage made of many things which are useless, and do not become a guide on behalf of your blind ignorance.” — The Teaching of Silvanus, 88:17-21, Nag Hammadi Codex VII.

    Tasty!

  9. Obama’s approval ratings, in the first year of his first term, are lower than on inauguration day? No shit?

    I predict that Ambister’s gonna get at least a B+ in Poli Sci 101 this term. For extra credit, maybe he can develop a new and improved theory of why Lieberman is King Douche.

  10. [re=464038]Extemporanus[/re]: It galls Republicans that Barry probably wouldn’t have to train in order to perform cock pushups. (Bill Clinton could probably spin like a top on his, and core an apple immediately afterwards, but still.)

  11. [re=463990]hockeymom[/re]: That is just his daily intake of Newport Menthol’s…

    He’s is slowin’ down some…hasn’t been on the teevee in days.

  12. Maybe a good ol’ soft-shoe routine would help perk up his approval ratings, you know, remind everyone he’s a nice colored man with good intentions and no designs on our teenage daughters… And, hey, he’s ahead of Jimmy Carter at the same point in his fantabulous single term!

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