Wonkette
Laugh all you want, but once the remaining people skinny enough to get on an airplane finally escape the doomed land of America, these slobs will actually have the whole place to themselves. Sarah Palin will be their “Mrs. Everyday President” or something and she’ll promise them dinner at Red Lobster once a year, but the rest of the time they have to stay in their tents, in the endless acid rain, for Jesus. [Plunderbund]
I’ve really missed your optimism, Ken.
It was nice to see all those Log Cabin publitards supporting Palin. They know she hates the gay, right?
Anyone who waits in line for this book or for Palin is a psycho wingnut nutjob.
If the were true Palin Drones, would be there just to Haras Sarah.
Thank you Legal Zoom! I just formed an LLC to get into the lucrative government-contract-extra-large-tentbuilding business.
Can we please just send them all over to Afghanistan already?
That video made me smile. Thank you, Ken.
The whole atmosphere is pretty tents.
Isn’t Viggo Mortensen supposed to be in this?
You laugh, but camping overnight is a small price to pay to be among the first to see Jacob the Werewolf without a shirt.
You fucked it up, you can’t have it back.
YES.
You know these guys are bad when they make the folks who lined up for Star Wars Episode I look reasonable and normal. Although most of the Palin groupies won’t be in for the same sense of crushing disappointment because they won’t actually read the thing.
Apparently these are God’s Children and not edible since they are not made entirely of meat and over 50% body fat.
I don’t even think these guys would want their stinking lard.
ph7: Palin Drones harass sensuousness, Sarah.
I give up.
HEY! I just figured out why that Patton Oswald impersonator at the 1:10 mark looked so familiar!
He’s of the transfixed, pink-shirted Palin fans seen staring adoringly up her skirt in that famous photo from the 2008 campaign trail.
Wonder what happed to his pensive partner with the ginger afro…
Clearly the gene pool needs more chlorine.
I had to camp overnight once to get my daughter a Cabbage Patch doll for Christmas. Now THAT was important…
They better watch out for this team
El Pinche: darn you.
I’ll take two of that adorable little pool boy at the beginning (Sarah who?) - and you can keep your John-boy havin’ Jabba the Hut getting pissed on by god - although out of all of them she was best able to artculate her own stupidity.
They have a problem with big government, but no problem with big asses.
Click: I actually thought the video was kinda campy.
Click: That’s because the stakes are so high.
it’s fucking Mortville and Palin is their Queen Carlotta. today is backwards day.
ph7: Nilap Palin. I KNEW she was an A-rab!
That looks like a lot of fun — hanging around in the dark waiting for someone who can’t utter a grammatically correct sentence to articulate her views of how America should be. It’s too bad they’re real, because they would make a great metaphor.
kapish: Or piranhas.
Extemporanus: user-of-owls: Pitched a couple of good ones there boys.
Extemporanus: I thought hit just the right pitch.
Thet’re going to need short busses with extra heavy duty suspensions to haul that load of retards home.
Will the dude at 1:10 forever remain in the closet?
Extemporanus: Does the non ginger have a harelip or is he just retarded and drooling.
Click: user-of-owls: No fair. I have to type with talons. And, evidently, a brain disorder. It…IT hit.
Extemporanus: He’s too pretty. And skinny. That, and I think he knows how to read.
Cicada: I agree, but that interviewer is kind of a jerk.
The woman claiming to be “media” before going on to say that she actually just loves Sarah Palin like the rest of the retards sleeping out in the rain with her was my favorite. It was kind of like “I’ll just tell this guy I’m media so he’ll lose interest in making a fool out of me,” before the power of Palin compelled her to issue forth with the truth in her heart.
They’re a cult. All of them, and they need to be deprogrammed, stat.
They are truly the party of the big tents.
So this Great Depression we get Goobervilles?
Click: user-of-owls: It’s still one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen, though.
JMP: “It’s a tarp!“
“[Because she agrees with my views] I find her to be truthful.”
Minds like her’s really need to be expanded, either by a sheet of blotter acid or a side-by-side 12-gauge shotgun.
V572625694: Agreed, and I can’t be 100% enthusiastic about the video because it seemed to edit out any remotely coherent responses. But, I still loved the tards being tards aspect.
“Because she won a beauty contest and she doesn’t let them get in her way.”
Actually, she ALMOST won a beauty contest…just like she ALMOST became the Vice President, just like she ALMOST finished her term as governor…
What Palin said her supporters in Ohio yesterday:
“Gosh it’s such a thrill to be doing this work for my country and the people who live here, I mean America is such an opportunity and a place we can express our views even though we have differences but I like to think I’m upholding the beliefs of everyday Americans and of our creator who has endowed us and people should be able to keep the fruits of their labor without the government going all into our wallets and saying what we need; we know what’s good for us and moms and dad’s can decide for their kids what’s right and uphold the values of life that are important to keep America prosperous and safe but it’s too bad so many think its Big Goverment that needs to take care…of climates and health…I know this isn’t the change we voted for. Oh fuck it, yes I’m a fraud, thanks for buying my ghost writer’s book, so long suckas!”
freakishlystrong: Deprogrammed??? Hell, I’ll serve the Flavor-Aid myself!!
Anyone camping out for today’s Cincy signing could have stocked up on provisions right next to the bookstore at the Whole Foods! Imagine the easily-stereotyped possibilities.
x111e7thst: He’s Joaquin Phoenix’s special needs younger brother, Corqui.
Crazybroad: I agree.
It’s depressing to see the deleterious effect his decision to become a Palintard has had on the poor boy.
These Lib videographers really stoked the camps’ fears.
Unfortunately, the first folks arriving lined up behind the dude covered in the yellow tarp not realizing he was a deceased victim of an 8-story fall.
kapish: If only they could read the sign:
“Welcome to our “gene ool”. Notice that there’s no extra choromosome in it. Please keep it that. Thanks, God”
I bet like all camper, they have some good ghost stories. Ones involving spooks, no doubt.
Gopherit: Drinking too many sperm eventually causes one to become self-flagellating.
God, I love the videos from BloggerInterrupted, but he makes me nervous with all his antagonizing questions. I mean, I love the tension, but feral wingnuts are nothing to mess with.
CapnFatback: And lots of gobblin.
NoWireHangers: I was surprised that there were no shouty responses to ” you fucked it up” not sure if its a sign of some awareness or editing
Extemporanus: I remember being offended when I first saw that guys-looking-up-Palin’s-skirt picture, but that was before I heard her talk.
“She’s pretty truthful”. After countless denials, debunking, fact-finding that renders nearly everything in her book A BIG FAT FRICKEN LIE…
“She’s a mother”. AAAACK!
“She’s a real person”. As opposed to that life-size Sarah Palin poster that…blessedly….doesn’t….talk….
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I think Sarah Palin is the Antichrist.
OMFG - the idiot around 2.53 has got to be the stupidest one out there.
Guy with camera: Did you vote for GWB?
Idiot girl: I wasn’t - yes!
See, she started to tell the truth - she wasn’t old enough to vote in ‘04. No shame there. But then she changes tack and lies, saying she did vote for the retarded asshole. I can only imagine that she overheard her parents telling each other “if anyone asks about voting for Bush, just lie” and like any good Palin supporter, completely fucked it up.
I never knew she had such a big gay following. When I use the word “big”, I mean that literally. Those are some tubby queers. Not at all like my librul queers, who are all svelte and fabulous.
I was born and raised in central Ohio, and I would have figured Dublin would be pretty low on Queen Sarah’s list—unlike most of the country, the economy in Columbus is doing relatively well*, and Dublin is more of a soccer mom mecca than a redneck hellhole. Although like just about everywhere else, get far outside of the ‘burbs and, well…
* central Ohio’s economy is great if you’re rich, drive one of the endless stream of German luxury cars on the roads there, and live in the northwest suburbs. Old money is in Upper Arlington, north of the city, and out east in Bexley. If you are cursed with the misfortune of being a Mexican (for all values of Latin American), you probably live on the West Side and paint houses and/or mow the lawns of the lawyers and assorted business douches living up north.
WendyK: And these are just the ones who could squeeze out of the closet.
Simba B: But Ohio is ‘Real America’. Unlike California, North Dakota, Utah and many others which are chock full of fake America. Apparently.
kapish: Could be, although as water levels rise maybe the shallow enders will drown.
If memory serves me Blogger Interrupted was that dude who tried to get Glenn Reynolds fired from his state university job and while everyone kinda thought in theory he was right, he really pushed the malice a bit far in practice. I remember reading his blog around that time, and looking at his Twitter feed today, looks like he hasn’t really let up on the spite.
Seems to me he’s the sort of person who would serve as a reminder that there are left-wing assholes too.
Their blank stares during questioning occur during attempts to mentally pole vault across their chasmic gaps in logic.
Gopherit: Which gay??? Is it anyone I know?
So the collective noun for people who love love love Sarah Palin is a “tent of Trigs”
Duly noted.
So, is that the line for Tickle-Me Elmo or Star Wars: Part IV?
Did Sarah bring doughnuts and hot chocolate out to them?
Is this Wal-Mart at Thanksgiving?
Is Jefferson rolling in his grave that these people are allowed to vote?
The gay dude at 1:12 is very gay. I wonder if Sarah will shoot him for his gayness?
tbogg: That, my friend, is true genius. Bravo!
They all get dry mouth when asked to describe their basis for supporting her. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO NERVOUS?
Simba B: I predict I-270 (aka the Jack Nicklaus Freeway) delivered many of the attendees to Sawmill Rd. from Lockbourne, Obetz, Grove City, and Picktown…the natural haunts of “Palin America” in Central Ohio.
Sarah’s face needed some tuning up over at Chuck Penzone…
“Do you want your country back?”
“Yeah!”
“Did you vote for Bush?”
“Yes.”
“You can’t have it back.” (”hmmm, what does that mean” asks dumbass to self)
Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
and haha
These morons are sooo dumb.. I never had thought of this before but when confronted by some conservinuts who thought Palin is smart…. I thought about it for a minute…. Smart is relative, isn’t it???? Palin is the smartest of these morons… save us from the ignorant faithful! Please.
Hahaha
She must be about one of the most self-hating black people ever.
Up until a few minutes ago I read and laughed at all the crazies being made fun of here. Ha Ha I thought, at least I am far away and am in no danger of actually meeting these people. Then I came across this website: http://canadafreepress.com/ . Now I am angry. You didn’t build the border fences fast enough. Some have escaped.They may know how to reproduce. Please come and take them back. (Don’t misunderstand my use of the word “please”, I am violently angry and this is an implied threat, but as a Canadian I must be polite.)
RoscoePColtraine: I’ll take two of that adorable little pool boy at the beginning (Sarah who?) - and you can keep your John-boy havin’ Jabba the Hut getting pissed on by god - although out of all of them she film izle was best able to artculate her own stupidity.
If memory serves me Blogger Interrupted was that dude who tried to get Glenn Reynolds fired from his state university job and while everyone kinda thought in theory he was right, he really pushed the malice a bit far in practice. http://www.zirzir.net I remember reading his blog around that time, and looking at his Twitter feed today, looks like he hasn’t really let up on the spite.
Seems to me he’s the sort of person who would serve as a reminder that there are left-wing assholes too.
cenghan: Hey that’s copyrighted material motherfucker.