Sarah Palin Flees Book Signing, Wingnuts Yell At Inanimate Object

As usual, wingnuts waited in line, in the freezing cold, for several million hours at Sarah Palin's most recent book-signing event in Noblesville, Indiana. Palin showed up, signed books for half an hour, and was quickly whisked back -- along with special guest Mr. Trig! -- to her monsterGoing Roguebus, leaving ~300 unsigned books. Suddenly the wingnuts decided sheisa "quitter" after all! Ha ha ha look at them booing a bus. [ Rumproast ]