That bespectacled Palin fangal, that one from the line the other day, is very taken aback at the liberal bias of facts! Recall Norah O’Donnell gently reminding this human-wearing t-shirt that, you know actually, Sarah Palin supported the bailout. “Where did you hear that?” this Jackie character demands to know, in earnest. It’s excruciating. Anyway, Jackie has some TUFF WORDS for sly Norah O’Donnell that she’s posted on her blog, “Red White and Conservative,” which actually appears to be nothing more than a poorly executed surrealist epistolary novel.
Michael Calderone somehow waded through the million word blog post and located this:
“In one day I met a role model, and met the liberal media and their crafty schemes. I fell prey to liberal bias, but I’d like to think I did an okay job. We always want do-overs, and I can assure you if I had a do-over with Miss O’Donnell you’d see a much more prepared (well rested) and ready to go at it side of this 17 year old. But unlike Norah I didnt have my note cards with me. I was forced to think on the spot and answer a gotcha question. Her goal was clear, make this teenager look like an uneducated Palin supporting buffoon. To liberals, and the 5 people who watch MSNBC she succeeded. To conservatives, she was the only buffoon during that interview.”
“Jackie” will someday make more money than everyone you’ve ever met, combined, on syndicated radio.
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Can we call 17-year-old girls a really bad word? Can we? Can we??
“Also, I’m preggers by Todd!”
From her “Open Letter to the President”:
“You were elected BY THE PEOPLE; therefore it is your job you listen to everyone. Grant it not everyone is going to get their way but a little respect would be nice.”
She’s adorable…can we keep her?
Oh, bless her heart.
Has everyone noticed that whenever conservatards are required to “think on the spot,” they whine that it’s a “gotcha question?”
Should these people even be allowed to drive? “I hit that pedestrian because he leaped in front of me, causing me to think on the spot.”
[re=463409]ivenson[/re]: Grant It!!
Hmmm, there seems to be an open, unmoderated thread on that blog.
Dear Penthouse Letters,
Where on earth do I begin? This all started as me, a young 17 year old American going to see a woman I admire and turned into this crazy event hah I’ll start at the very beginning…
[re=463409]ivenson[/re]: Sure, because Palin certainly shows a lot of respect to people who disagree with her, just like Bush did as President.
Going Rogue is an infectious condition, spreading to the young – just like an STD.
Forced to think on the spot, without your Bump-It firmly in place, dear Jackie? Oh, the humanity!
She should’ve been a do-over; aka an abortion.
People from Grand Rapids never cease to amaze me with their quaint Dutch Reform retardedness.
oh wait, it is moderated
Jackie’s thoughts on the Copenhagen Treaty (she likes wintergreen):
“Being a Christian and knowing what I do about end times prophecy makes me so staunch on believing he will sign it. ”
No, Jackie, you make me so staunch…ROWR!
Why would Norah O’Donnell expect someone who was waiting in line to see a politician, while wearing a tee shirt with a statement about that politician’s alleged policy, to be able to answer questions off the cuff about that politician’s positions?
In sum, expecting people to hold informed decisions about their leaders and would-be leaders is just gotcha politics. Kind of like that cop who stopped me the other night and shined a light in my face and asked, “Do you know how much you’ve had to drink?” Another gotcha question.
[re=463409]ivenson[/re]: My god. “Grant it” ??
Really MSNBC..out of all the sign carrying tea baggers to pick on your chose the cute little white girl? Backlash-Whiteys take the house in ’10
Jackie on RINOs (fuck me sideways):
“RINOS So Olympia Snowe voted YEA for the Health Care bill in the senate finance committee. And then there’s Lindsey Graham who has signed on to cap and trade to show bipartisanship….BULL CRAP.”
I believe I am on record regarding the idiot badge that is “BULL CRAP”.
I can see how Glenn Beck could mistake her for a 13 year-old…she has NO tits at all.
[re=463414]Sharkey[/re]: Yes, yes there is…
[re=463423]Sharkey[/re]: shit.
This reminds me of that time I voted for Jesse Jackson in the Maine presidential primary. Oh, to be young and stooopid.
Jackie has the Conservative-woman-as-victim ploy down cold! Obviously she’s studied how The Gov’Nor does it.
“In one day I met a role model, and met the liberal media and their crafty schemes.”
Talk about “gotcha” questions! Ms. O’Donnell read the young lady’s t-shirt and then asked her about it! She had to go all Katie Couric on this poor girl!
“I fell prey to liberal bias…” could be The Line of 2009!
Sorry to tell Glum Bleek she isn’t 13…he really had his hopes up about that, didn’t he?
Longtime lurker moved to comment… I liked the part in the excerpt quoted above where the Palin fangirl says she was “forced to think on the spot.” That durned liberal media forcing her to think. How evil!
Okay, Jackie, take your do-over. Take all the time you need — I can promise your answer will not be any better.
An excerpt from Jackie’s Pledge:
“and I pledge to fight against politicians who have radical, communist, marxist, socialist, population control views and who are flat out in it for the perks.”
To borrow a phrase from Ricky Gervais…she is the best, most stupid idiot.
What happened? Did Jackie feel ambushed because Norah asked her what newspapers she reads?
What a little twit.
And Daddy is SO proud.
“We always want do-overs…” is that Jackie the fangal or President Bush (43) on Iraq and Afghanistan?
I’m sure her dad is a very nice man.
“Her goal was clear, make this teenager look like an uneducated Palin supporting buffoon.”
Aim higher next time, Norah! That goal was way to easy to achieve.
Wingnuts are right. Every question is a gotcha when one doesn’t question anything. To declaim ‘gotcha question’ is to advertise oneself as a blockhead. She so sweet and nice though.
Jackie The Teenager/Joe The Plumber in 2012!
[re=463426]magic titty[/re]: That’s an historical quote from Appomattox Court House, when Ulysses S. and William T. were playing tag.
‘surrealist epistolary’? For rlz? No no, you silly Juli Weiner, you. The propper spelling is ‘hyper-realist watersports’. ‘pouring elimination’ also. Gotta maintain that purity pledge, after all.
[re=463422]The Church of Realism[/re]: It is ground zero for Michigan Republicans.
“She looked at me and said “Sweetie, what is your name?” I told her and watched her sign my name in the book and then hers. I told her “Thank you so much.” and she said “No, thank YOU so much!” She was so kind and personal. She looked me directly in the eyes and looked so happy to see everyone”
Scroll to the bottom of the entry and look at the picture of the signed book. Palin has written “Jackie!” And then scrawled her signature.
So awesomely personalized.
Jackie went full retard.
Believe me, Jackie, Sarah Palin was in favor of the bailout BECAUSE she thought she would get a t-shirt out of it.
Jackie is a literary talent of the first order. Consider the crafting of this sentence:
“I wish I could have thought quicker on my feet for that interview and threw it right back into O’Donnell’s face but I was caught off guard I had no time to think clearly, you can also add in nerves of being on live television for the first time.”
Here we have a display of stream of consciousness in the style of Faulkner, with elements of Hermann Hesse. Stretching the bounds of English grammar till they just up and break, Jackie shows us how to free ourselves from the bonds of stale convention and live a fully actualized life outside the confines of the prison that is the English language. The influence of William S Burroughs is palpable in Jackie’s effortlessly rambling prose, but the reader detects shades of Edgar Rice Burroughs in the imaginative action-packed sequence where she “threw it right back into O’Donnell’s face.” The mixture of Naked Lunch and Tarzan is evident when the reader asks “Threw what, Jackie?” Your feet, sailing through the air to smack Norah O’Donnell in the chops? Your thoughts, wafting through the air and smearing Norah’s cheeks all red, white, and conservative?
The literary world awaits further postings from Jackie the surrealist.
[re=463434]Tundra Grifter[/re]: “I fell prey to liberal bias…” could be The Line of 2009!
Well, it definitely sounds like the perfect alibi when telling your Talibangelist dad you’re preggers out of wedlock.
[re=463435]Nyana45[/re]: Welcome! You opened with a WIN!
[re=463427]Fox News Light[/re]: I did cringe when I saw the video. Couldn’t Norah have found someone a bit older to interview? Anybody with white hair is sure to be full of insightful thoughts on Palin. Go for an Old, next time.
[re=463432]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Heh… I know what you mean. I remember discussing candidates before the 1988 Pennsylvania primary. A friend of mine backed Jesse Jackson and I didn’t, but I still respected his opinion about Jackson. Since then, my take on Jackson has changed. Fortunately, so has my friend’s. I feel just as stupid for having respected such an opinion.
Now that I’m forty I understand that you should respect the right to hold stupid opinions, though not the stupid opinions themselves. And the right will hold right stupid opinions, all the time, also.
Hermione Grangier should not be a Young Republican.
Back in quaint olden times, you know the 1990s, Republicans at least had some backbone and self-respect. Now the American Right behave like those whiny Earth First douches crying about logging on the youtubes. Grow a pair, Republicans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4
Just curious, are we for or against this 17 year old bailing out of her t-shirt?
Being a matchmaker at heart, I think Jackie and RightBloggerPat should be properly introduced, if they aren’t already acquainted. Being in the same state and all.
“Where on earth do I begin?”
Your life began at Nora’s interview, hun. Try to do a little more with your 15 minutes than Kenneth Gladney did.
Its really hard to hate on a spinner in librarian glasses.
In a few short month this girl will be a college-going-sexual-experimenting-liberal-voting-Wonketeer… Believe in higher education!!
She’s going to be a fine wife to some polygamist.
I was an idiot in high school too. She’ll probably turn out okay in college.
Now, I wrote this in her blog:
WE’RE BEING AMBUSHED BY THE LIEBRAL MEDIA! WERE SURROUNDED BY ELETES AND GODLESS EMBRACERS OF DEMONIC FETUSES! WERE THE VICTIMS! SARA’S THE VICTIM! WE MUST RISE UP LIKE ROBOTS AND TARE DOWN THE WALLS OF THIS TRANNY THAT OUR DESPOTIC KENYAN USURPER ANTI CRISTIAN “PRESIDENT” HAS CREATED. TAKE BACK OUR CUOUNTRY THRU WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY!
BUt I bet she accepts the post.
I don’t want to be one of the people who just sits back and watches what is happening and wake up one day to a completely different country. I want to be able to say I fought to keep our country where the Founders intended it to be.
A society of aristocratic white men in wigs who owned the browns and wouldn’t let their women vote? Where do I sign up?
Hell, I never wanted to admit that I was wrong when I was seventeen either. That’s why conservatism is the ideal political philosophy for teenagers. Just remember, Jackie, that you should grow out of that habit by the time you’re old enough to serve half a term as governor.
[re=463436]AutomaticPilot[/re]: Obvs, this young treasure is a vital voice in the US American political discourse. I bet our Wonkette would even be willing to publish her thoughts, openly and uncensored, right here on this particular patch of the intertubez.
Jackie,
Please send your next treatise to: tips@wonkette.com. We, the seasoned veterans of poltical rhetoric and commentary, would be more than happy to give you some notes.
Warmest Regards,
Snarkalicious
That is not true. She never asked my age or if I voted. I’m 17 I couldn’t have voted…and I don’t live in an ACORN district so I didn’t have a chance to even register illegally. Making that statement by Norah completely false.
What the fuck color is the sun where these people live? Seriously.
Can you give a girl a wedgie? ‘Cause she’s just begging for one.
I realize that at 17 you are at the ultimate of your worldly sophistication and you know more than anyone else on the planet simply by osmosis, but she might want to consider the advice A. E. Housman passed along a century ago – which is when dinosaurs and Jesus roamed the earth in creationist years:
http://www.bartleby.com/123/13.html
The best thing about getting old is that one never has to be 17 again.
Check out Palin’s autograph.
http://redwhiteandconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dscf5503.jpg
Any hand writing analysis experts out there? It screams opossum abuser to me but what do I know?
All models featured on Wonkette.com are at least 18 years or older.
USC 21 § 861
[re=463437]ivenson[/re]:
Politicians who are flat out in it for the perks? Like ones who cut and run half way through their term so that they can take a book deal with no questions?
This post is child abuse, Juli.
I think she also said that she favored a president who upheld the Constitution, which she claimed mandated a small, limited government — the implication being that President Obama’s policies were contravening said mandate. I’m sure she can point to which article or amendment specifically prohibits extending healthcare to the uninsured or bailing out GM. And if not, she can surely promise to find it and get back to us.
wow, you guys are really not over your Sarah hottest-governer crush being dashed by Sarah as stunning reactionary.
This is a freaking kid, being thrown a classic media interview stunt. Her description of the experience on her blog is just what you should expect it to be. That said:
Sarah Palin did NOT VOTE on the bailout, either for or against, as your remarks claim
As a VP candidate it is entirely likely, as this dumb kid gets better than you, that she would be told to back the McCain position publicly.
“I spotted Norah O’Donnell and Andrea Mitchell right off the bat and couldn’t believe they were there.. I mean I thought they hated Sarah Palin.”
And next, on the eleven o’clock news, our roving reporter Sean Hannity will be covering the gigantic sewage spill over at the local mall, because our man Sean is the only reporter we know of who enjoys sewage.
Meh, I give her a pass. She’s 17. I was more than a little delusional about a lot of things at 17.
When I was seventeen, all the young crackpots were into Ayn Rand. Nowadays it’s Sarah Palin. Kids! Always eager to hop on board the latest crazy trend!
[re=463461]Larry McAwful[/re]:
I visited my family only to find that they’d all decided to vote for different candidates in the primary and were gleefully annoying each other over it. Dad voted for Dukakis, Mom for Paul Simon, and my sister for Jesse Jackson.
“I was forced to think on the spot and answer a gotcha question.”
If you had actually done any thinking beforehand you would have discovered that your political belief system is an inherent mass of unsupportable contradictions that easily collapsed when confronted with simple facts. But then again, reality has a known liberal bias.
hey sweet-cheeks, nobody ever accused Palin of being a congressman.
OMG SEXIST!
[re=463424]ivenson[/re]: So she’s not only stupid, but a Kirk Cameron-style crazy rapturist. She’s joined Palin in trying to overthrow the stereotype to girls in glasses as smart, not to mention my thinking they’re cute.
[re=463469]OCKerouac[/re]: Maybe; but there’s a good chance she’ll be going to Regents or Hard Work U.
remembers when Wonkette was funny: Sarah Palin did NOT VOTE on the bailout, either for or against, as your remarks claim
See the thing is, sometimes sarcasm is funny.
Forget the fact that the whole idea of having “czars” in the United States is ubsurd, but a communist one at that just adds to the idiocy.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Red White and Conservative Word Of The Day!
I like the “Where did you hear that?” response. Of course the facts of our reality are communicated orally.
[re=463490]remembers when Wonkette was funny[/re]: So asking someone to back up the facts they’ve got printed on their tee shirt is a “stunt”? Is it also a “stunt” when a traffic cop stops you and asks you to produce your license and registration?
“Her goal was clear, make this teenager look like an uneducated Palin supporting buffoon. To liberals, and the 5 people who watch MSNBC she succeeded.”
She also succeeded in making buffoon girl look buffoonish to people in Japan, China, India, Brazil, France and Sierra Leone.
Oh, and the 5 people in Burundi who have YouTube.
I see Jackie as a future Regent University Student such as this stellar graduate:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Goodling
I confess that I was a Goldwater Republican when I was 13. “Extremism no vice…moderation no virtue” and all that.
I think it was because I was so fucking sure of myself at that age.
If you really look at the world in a open and honest way, Jackie, you will learn that the world is not as simple as Sarah Palin makes it out to be.
I’m sorry I called you a twit, earlier. You do not have enough life experience to be a twit. You are just severely underinformed.
As a VP candidate it is entirely likely, as this dumb kid gets better than you, that she would be told to back the McCain position publicly.
But..but that wouldn’t be mavericky! That would mean Sarah is nothing more than a partisan hack trying to get elected.
But unlike Norah I didnt have my note cards with me. I was forced to think on the spot and answer a gotcha question. Her goal was clear, make this teenager look like an uneducated Palin supporting buffoon.
No, sweetheart, you did a fine job of that all by yourself.
If I was seventeen and badly educated by Christianists and gun nuts, I can imagine I might hold some of the same delusions this kid does.
I also hope that she has the grace to be profoundly embarrassed by her own blog by the time she is old enough to drink legally.
How unfair, to point out that the statement she printed on the T-shirt she was wearing was incorrect.
[re=463503]snideinplainsight[/re]: She’s not the first person I’ve heard refer to the idea of czars as “communist.” I wonder how communist Lenin felt the Romanoffs were?
remembers when Wonkette was funny: Sarah Palin did NOT VOTE on the bailout, either for or against, as your remarks claim.
Whoever accused Norah O’Donnell of having her facts right?
But even with her fundamental ignorance, she made the Palinistanis look like the fundamental ignoramuses they are.
Now that takes talent.
Or maybe not. Palinistanis are just intrinsically, congenitally dumb(to borrow a term from the dearly departed William Safire).
[re=463421]Servo[/re]: FAIL. Take your meds.
Jeebus…
I, for one, do NOT welcome our new teenaged Palin-obsessed fangirl overlord…
The only proper non-gotcha question would have been:
“Did you know Sarah Palin was AGAINST the bailout, and so was McCain, and they both said so repeatedly and publicly as they actively fought against it? Thank you for your patriotism.”
I know history and I know “those who don’t know history are destined to repeat it.” -Edmund Burke. So my message to teens is: KNOW YOUR HISTORY.
“Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you. So my message to teens is, DON’T GET EATEN BY A BEAR.”
I think I’m in love.
[re=463518]JSDC007[/re]: You might want to watch the video….she tells the young lady that palin was for the bailouts (she was) not that she voted for them.
They can’t seem to get over the fact that a reporter would use notes during an interview, when, being challenged on one of their ‘facts’ want to carefully make certain to get the exact quote right. Notes are for…..people who don’t need or care about getting their shit straight? OK, got it.
[re=463503]snideinplainsight[/re]: ubsurd or czars? Either way, this young lady has what it takes to lead our idiocracy.
[re=463524]snideinplainsight[/re]: Ha! That quote was from Santayana! Edmund Burke, on the other hand, though he coined the term “conservative” and called himself one, would have supported a national health care plan.
“A son can bear with equanimity the loss of his father, but the loss of his inheritance may drive him to despair.” So my meggage to teens is: DON’T GET EATEN BY A BEAR.
I’m pretty sure Norah O’Donnell isn’t even liberal, or a Democrat.
Also, to borrow a Republican line of attack, assessing the value of people to society by the income they earn: What tax money can a 17-year-old realistically have contributed to the bailout? Unless she invented Facebook, it’s like a 10-year-old with a lemonade stand denouncing Welfare Queens.
remembers when Wonkette was funny: Looks like someone’s adopted Sarah’s passive-aggressive style.
Before I say anything, what is the age of consent in Michigan?
also.
Personally, I agree with jailBait whiteTrash chick.
I love the Constitution, it makes me feel like five fifths of a man, which is more than I can say for my paycheck these daze.
also
Here’s an mp3 from last night where I read Jim Newell’s message to John (I love my Weiner) Culberson on the air. KPFT comes in loud and clear in Culberson’s losin 7th district.
http://acksisofevil.org/audio/inner246.mp3
you have to fwd to about 18 mins in, but the first half is pretty funny, too.
Hope this is not too blogWhore, but please keep the TX bashing coming, and I’ll keep passing along the messages to the locals and drive bys.
scooter
KPFT Houston
Inner Side Radio
[re=463490]Findsithardtorememberanythingwithmyheadup palinsass[/re]:
Oh, please. It’s called lying, you asshole. If she lied to get elected, what makes her so much better than your average politician? Her ignorance? Her shitty education? Her hypocrisy?
Jeezus, first I thought her name was Nicky, then Vicky – but it’s Jackie??? Wow. How completely inconsequential.
[re=463490]remembers when Wonkette was funny[/re]: And, yeah, I’m absolutely sure “this dumb kid”, as you so kindly refer to her as, was thinking “Yeah, Sarah’s was never for the bailout, but she has to compromise her ideals to further the campaign of her running mate out of pragmatism.” Yeah, I’m sure that was it. You dope, if you tracked her down this instant and put this to her she’d probably slap you in face.
[re=463551]Gopherit[/re]: I think it’s her poofy hair.
[re=463560]binarian[/re]: apologies for the goofy punctuation and spelling. Stupid gotcha internet.
A poorly prepared teenager is the short description of conservative mindset.
[re=463493]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: Meh, I give her a pass. She’s 17. I was more than a little delusional about a lot of things at 17.
I agree, I grew up in the Viet Nam era and would have gone if drafted, you don’t get any dumber than that
anyway I turned out fine
oh
wait…
She really has a hard on for Sarah.
She’s already glommed Palin’s righteous indignation. Next stop, Stupidville. Although some kids manage to wise up when the grow up. The guy is a goner though.
[re=463512]Gopherit[/re]: She says she was forced to think on the spot. I call bullshit. The cameras were everywhere in anticipation – and anyone who attends events like this knows there’s a chance they will appear on camera – it’s no surprise. Despite what appears to be Norah’s random selection of a young calf from the herd of other slack-jawed ruminants, I assure you this librarian-in-waiting was asked well in advance if she would mind being asked some questions in front of the camera. Jackie’s just another cuning runt hoping to be noticed by our favorite running cunt.
[re=463452]NopantsMcGee[/re]: The most poignant treatise on Grand Rapids, MI ever written, courtesy of the late Douglas Adams:
“I’m a writer and I’m feeling like death, as you would too, if you’d just flown into Grand Rapids, Michigan, at some ungodly hour of the morning only to discover that you can’t get into your hotel room for another three hours. In fact, it’s enough just to have flown into Grand Rapids, Michigan. If you are a native of Grand Rapids, Michigan, then please assume that I am just kidding. Anyone else will surely realize that I am not.”
[re=463457]Chain Tattoo[/re]: That was virtually Jaussian.
She’s well on her way to making a great 7th or 8th wife for some cultist Jesus-wannabe.
The parochial school she attends should be very proud of the education she’s received. She writes at an 8th grade level.
http://redwhiteandconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dscf5503.jpg
I’m surprised Sara’s autograph isn’t embellished with doodles of a hairy mascara laden winky eye, pursed lips, the U.S. Flag or Trigs enormous cranium.
My mailman is taking the say off to go see Sarah at a Costco in Tempe, Arizona. He won’t admit it is all about pencil skirts and strong women, but he gets a bit flushed every time he talks about his Sarah.
And talking about strong women, my neighbor admitted last night he paid $150 to have a woman put him in a cage and pee on him when he was younger. He is an right wingie kinda guy. Go figure.
Well, not all Palin book fans are so enthused:
http://www.rumproast.com/index.php/site/comments/video_of_angry_wingnuts_booing_sarah_palin_calling_her_a_quitter_chantin/#When:14:48:31Z
It was a dog cage. Apparently she straddled it and “parted the clouds”.
She make me think I should change my “handle” to BetterReadThanRed
[re=463561]Click[/re]: killing moose is a useful skill, too.
…and if her parents think it’s ok she picked Caribou Barbie as a role model they both need a series of dope slaps. Wake up, mom and dad, missy’s a half step away from being a cultist.
How long will it be before she tweets photos of her tittays or releases a sex tape? Isn’t that SOP these days for these young conservative gals?
Wow. I’m glad we didn’t have blogs when I was 17, and people who make fun of them. Also that I’m not a right wing tard.
[re=463434]Tundra Grifter[/re]: You better put that on a cafe press shirt before I do.
[re=463622]binarian[/re]: I’m thinking if Sarah should ever drive her car off the road on some lonely snowy mountain pass, THIS is the gal that will be stopping to help her out of the car and then back to her house where she can recover and get some rest while she works on her next book.
[re=463536]Larry McAwful[/re]: Sweeping public services that serve to support the overall system are, in point of fact, a strong American tradtion, so yes, I beleive you to be correct.
Holly Hobby/Strawberry Shortcake 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[re=463511]freakishlystrong[/re]: Wow, I admire you for being able to figure out what that sentence meant!
Awww come on, the poor thing is a product of her environment. She hit just about every right -wing meme in her screed (which despite all it’s failings is still better written than SPs’ book). It’s just so sad that Sarah is the best her party has to offer as a role model. I was 17 when I met Bobby Kennedy, the single most charismatic being I have ever encountered. I went on to become bitter and disillusioned, as will she.
Can’t we be really mean and go to her blog and make fun of her? Please!!!!?
Oh no, now I can just see Jackie becoming one of the new wingnut celebutantes, along with Joe the Plumber and whoever is the next idiot to whine about being manipulated by the evil librul media. I’m sure that even now the Palin posse is tracking her down and arranging for some photo op with her to decry media abuse of children.
I was an overly serious 17-year-old with a jones for politics too. You know how much fun I had? NONE. Go have some fun, you little twit. All the adult bullshit will still be here when you’re an adult.
[re=463617]Way Cool Larry[/re]: That was classic. “Get off that bus!”
[re=463617]Way Cool Larry[/re]: That was tops! I loved the way all the messages from the disgruntled loons sounded as if they could have been written by La Palin herself. Birds of a feather. If they do “break away”, they should call themselves the Whining Titty-Baby Party.
[re=463589]Click[/re]: All of the librarians I know are liberals. After all, they actually read books.
I think it’s adorable the way the future wingnut crazies can’t really form sentences or use, I don’t know, punctuation? I hope she at least learns to do something better with her hair. Her local hairstylist gays are exacting their revenge in their own delightful and delicious ways, I see.
[re=463630]comicbookguy[/re]: Not that she’s gonna catch a whif. Whoever (Daddy dearest is my 1st guess) moderates the comments on her blog is only letting the ‘atta girl’ comments through, and Wonkette has prolly been on the Net-Nanny list since it’s inception. I doubt it’s going to be any different at Bob Jones U, either. IMHO, we’re looking at a future Michelle Malkin intern.
Well, Jackie, today’s assignment is the write a 5,000 word essay on what it personally means to you when you hear the phrase L’esprit de l’escalier.
Don’t look now, but the freepers have discovered our little friend.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2390658/posts
[re=463617]Way Cool Larry[/re]: That video made my day. Thank you.
[re=463610]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Christian Madrassa, actually.
[re=463574]skutre[/re]:
At 17, I had someone tape Rush Limbaugh’s 3 hour show for me so that I could listen to it after the (high) school day was over. I bought and read both of El Rushbo’s books. I thought that welfare was bankrupting the nation. I thought that the Contract with America and the Republican Revolution were great. I considered it likely that the Clinton’s might have secretely killed Vince Foster.
And then I went to college.
Jackie has plenty of time to discover the wider world and turn away from the dark side of the force.
[re=463469]OCKerouac[/re]: It happened to me! When I was 17, my main political talking point was that we should nuke Mexico to end illegal immigration. Little did I know that the (snooty New England Old Money) College Republicans would think that *I* was Mexican for having eyebrows! That’s when I started drinking.
I have high hopes for this girl.
[re=463696]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: We can only hope.
Seventeen and she goes to a political rally with her dad? Grand Rapids sounds a lot like Pleasantville.
[re=463659]yellowdogdem[/re]: Hey gotcha question not fair! Conservatives read book! Sarah book! I read signature says Sarah an has my name too. Also!
Bet she’s home schooled and for her a science field trip is Creation Land. Would fit with the Palin supporter personality.
I hope they refuse to let this twit graduate high school. The Grand Rapids school district should be ashamed. I’m ashamed to be from there right now.
Army guy is checking out Nora’s ass in one of the young meathead’s blog pix.
God I just tortured myself by actually clicking the link to her blog. Fuckity…fuck..fuck..fuck.
“Now, I’m learning of the Copenhagen Treaty you will be signing soon. This has me completely dumbfounded. The fact that you are willing to sign away this nation into a New World Order is astounding.”
Oh God, it just gets betterer and betterer.
[re=463653]PickneyPinchback[/re]: How about a reality show starring Jackie and Bristol as wacky roommates that have to raise young Tripp?
[re=463617]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Thanks for restoring my faith in humanity.
Jackie: You’re an asshole. 17 or not. Yes, some 17-year-olds can be assholes. This is one of them. Plus, grow up, moron.
[re=463754]Potater[/re]: Oh christ, she thinks we’re all going to be forced to give up chew. I should have had her pegged as a rabid Skoalrebel fan from the get-go.
Asking questions is a pretty liberal crafty scheme all right. Almost as gotcha a question as “What periodicals do ou read?”
[re=463485]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Every image I’ve seen of that book shows bleed-through from the other side. Is it printed on toilet paper? I guess that would make sense.
[re=463434]Tundra Grifter[/re]: Another rape and murder by Glenn Beck?
[re=463707]Georgia Burning[/re]: Seventeen and she goes to a political rally with her dad?
It’s a teabagger’s version of a purity ball.
[re=463545]magic titty[/re]: She ain’t either… word on the street is that she’s a total GOP whore. Or inside-the-Beltway “journalist.” Same thing, actually.
She got into line at 11 p.m. the day before the event. Sarah Palin is not the new iPhone or the latest Harry Potter film. Our educational system is broken in this country.
[re=463871]WickedWitch[/re]: So we’re going with the theory that this was all a setup to give the ‘baggers something to rally around, then? I’m comfortable with that.
For folks that like to mumble incoherently about the importance of meritocracy, they sure want a lot of do-overs and A’s for effort.
[re=463469]OCKerouac[/re]: Word. The first beer/oral sex (receiving) /semi interesting course she has, she’s gonna turn left, hard. And she’s sort of cute, so there’s hope.
[re=463973]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Of course, this is all assuming that she doesn’t attend Liberty U. But still, hope springs eternal. And even IF she goes to a creationist bibble ‘college’, such educational sources as Wonkette/TPM/Any actually factual source of info will no longer be blocked by the NetNanny on her parent’s computer.
Today, we are all human-wearing t-shirts.
[re=463555]Click[/re]: She’s the Jackie D’Oh! of her generation.
“I had met the woman who had inspired me to become interested in politics and is one of the huge factors in my interest for learning about our countries great history.”
Alaska & Mordor?
From her blog:
“I first want to start with the suggestion by the man who commented on my post to do a Google search for “Glenn Beck 1990”. So he was obviously hoping I’d find out that Glenn Beck raped a murdered a girl. So I did, and wow look at all the proof I found, proving that Glenn Beck did in fact NOT rape and murder a girl.”
So… everyone clear now on what we are dealing with here? Let’s move on.
[re=463549]skutre[/re]: As a Texan in exile let me comfort you, my former co-Houstonian. While Texas keeps electing douchebags and dildos, the bashing is assured: It will falleth as the righteous rain from Heaven.
She’s only 17?
I hope she stands with solidarity with her reactionary idols and refuses to register to vote, as womens’ suffrage ruined everything.
Palins book is so full of facts, stats, history and policy points that once she finishes reading it she will be able to take on Hitchens.
O’Donnell trickster question to Tweekie: “She [Norah] asked me what it was I liked about Sarah Palin.”
Tweekie: I said, “As a young female she is someone I can look up to …””
Tweekie evidently confused slutty Bristol with Momzilla.
It’s so difficult when you’re 17.
Yeah, that signature doesn’t display anyone’s outsize ego or anything.
[re=464069]Extemporanus[/re]: I knew there was a Kennedy joke in there somewhere.
[re=464135]Click[/re]: There always is, Click, there always is…
[re=463490]remembers when Wonkette was funny[/re]:
“This is a freaking kid, being thrown a classic media interview stunt.”
She’s 17 and probably almost done with secondary school. If she’s unable to offer a coherent defense to her own blatantly-public opinion, she should be held back a few years. If nothing else, she’s not prepared to be an informed voter next year.
“As a VP candidate it is entirely likely, as this dumb kid gets better than you, that she would be told to back the McCain position publicly.”
This would mark pretty much the only time she’d stayed on message throughout the entire campaign, since she was so busy going rogue and all the rest of the time.
I like this excerpt from her blog:
“I’ve watched movies and learned history and history has told me that this country was founded upon a Creator.”
Again, “I’ve watched movies and learned history…”
I guess things haven’t changed all that much since I was a teenager. Get thee to college, young girl! Though it sounds like any real college would anger her with all their non-creator-founded facts.
God I wish this girl had gone to my high school. Then I would have had someone to be unequivocally bitchy to, all the time, guilt-free. All I had was a sad sad Ayn Rand devotee, and I just felt too sorry for him to verbally bitchslap him on any regular basis.
I tried to leave her a message, letting her know she made wonkette.
But she didn’t allow it through.
Was it to protect her readers’ virgin eyes, or to protect them from the truth?
[re=464370]Marlowe[/re]: Let’s see if they take the bait….
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