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Blogger Rick Klau’s friend is definitely Rudy Giuliani, noted small-town populist reformer. [Rick Klau via Ben Smith]
TRAIN IN VAIN
The copy of Rudy’s book, of course, had 911 pages.
TWITPIC OR GTFO!!1
memzilla: If your copy only has 413 pages, than the tear-ists have already won.
Wow. He really is serious about running for POTUS.
The Grand Taoist Party. Rudy reading Rogue. One who didn’t want to give up his position, one who couldn’t shirk her duties fast enough. Beautiful, in its cultivation of a mutual whole, really.
Sadlier, friend did not ram ballpoint pen into Giuliani’s temple.
He’s trying to decide whether to give her another shot at being Veep. How many times has this one had cancer, and how senile is he?
All the while muttering, “I coulda been a contender.”
First Oprah interviews Palin, then announces she’s calling it quits.
http://www.tvweek.com/news/2008/11/oprah_expected_quit_syndie_in.php
Co-inky-dink? I think not. She probably saw the top of the shark fin as she went flying over it and took the hint.
Hmm, I thought it was still okay for them to read Mein Kampf in public. Well, except for Joseph “Isadore” Lieberman.
Extemporanus: Get the number 413 up on Glenn Becks chalkboard and it will somehow turn into 911.
Forget the book. Forget Rudy. What the hell is “Acela”?
That Giuliani scamp is just all over the Wonkette today.
Fuck that ferret hating fascist. With a fire hydrant.
Humpback: Acela is a socialist plot to steal passengers from the airlines.
Nice to see Rudy staying relevant.
“Damned thing got cut off.
Sadly, friend did not take a pic…and plunge it repeatedly into Rudy’s empty skull.”
That Rick character is kind of hot.
Fuck Glenn Beck’s chalkboard—I have Wonkette’s whiteboard:
413 –>
4+1=5 –> 4+5=9
also
4+3=7 –> 4+7=11
thus
9 and 11 –> 911
BAM! 9MOTHERFUCKING11 BITCHES!!
How you like THAT shit, Glennda? HUH? What’s that? I can’t understand you with my NINE FOOT ELEVEN INCH MATH COCK IN YOUR MOUTH!!1
Humpback:
America’s “bullet” train. It’s speed is greatly limited because it rides on antique rails. We may match Europe’s rail system by, oh, 2246.
betterDeadThanRed: Humpback: Acela is a socialist plot to steal passengers from the airlines.
Why wouldn’t someone want to pay more to get to his destination more slowly?
Fucking socialists.
Servo: I can haz jetpack furst, pleaze?
memzilla: 911 also happens to be (approximately) the population of NYC divided by the population of Wasilla.
Servo: Isn’t that when the Mayans predicted a collapse of rail subsidies?
Joshua Norton: and her last show will be on 9/9/11. Which means she’s a terrist.
Suds McKenzie: Extemporanus: I just emailed my little mathematical breakdown (ha!) to the Glenn Beck show with the following subject line:
“GOING ROGUE page count fights WAR ON TEAR: Here’s the PROOF!”
I cleaned it up a bit first so as to no distract him with all the cussing, and fellatio, and such.
I had a picture of Rick Klau giving Julie Wiener’s a lap dance, but the dog ate it.
413 is the area code of Western MA. Or the leftiest of a pretty lefty state.
Extemporanus: my mouth, your math cock, good sir!
Flanders: Glenn? Or Glennda?
Aw, who am I kiddin’? Just promise that you’ll let me sum in your mouth, and I won’t worry about whether you’re a ‘+’ or a ‘-’.
Five years ago,if you happened to be taking the express dog sled out of Wasilla you could have sat next to Sarah reading a copy of Leadership. And five years from now you will be able to sit next to Rudi and Sarah as they read a copy of Michele Bachmann’s book, How I Became President and Other Signs of the Coming Apocalypse.
I sure hope both of Rudy’s hands were in full view during the trip.
Extemporanus: Dear Mr. Extemporanus:
Although we don’t accept unsolicited inquiries, we do appreciate your patriotic effort to link Sarah and KSM. But we get it, you used a whiteboard to do your ciphering.
GB912
OMG YOU GUYS!
Glenn Beck just, like, totally wrote me back! I’m never emptying my email spam folder again!
Time to scrub off this cunty-looking trollop tan I’ve been wearing in support of Sully—I have found my higher calling, just like Mr. Beck:
CHRONIC MATHTURBATION!
Servo: You’re very optimistic in assuming that the Teabaggers won’t achieve total victory, make big assed SUVs mandatory, use up all the oil, and usher in an era of people starving to death behind the wheels of their immobile gas guzzlers, their last wheezing whine sounding something like “Drill Baby Drill”.
Extemporanus:
Can I grab your 9 for 12 blissful hours of white culture expression?
chascates: Ha! Rudy, someone so nasty even his own kids hate him; he must be as big a dick in private as he is in public.
Glenn Beck 912: Heil sieg what my wife has to say, and then get Black to Jew.
Texan Bulldoggette: I just found a pic of him getting off the train.
(NOT SAFE FOR PUBLIC!)
You just KNOW this story is a fake … come on - everyone knows the real Ghouliani would find a way to get taxpayers to subsidize an overpaid crony to read “Going Rouge” TO him.
Must be a shock to Lord Rudywad of Yawkville that any peasant is free to approach him and even occupy the adjoining train throne. As for Acela, it travels downtown to downtown and actually makes some kind of sense once the airport to downtown time-space continuum is factored in. It is pretty doubtful that its travel times will improve, even by 2246, if Acela continues to run on privately owned tracks; the railroad industry is totally freight oriented, frequently profitable and getting as shaken out as can be. It’s pretty much down to fewer than a half-dozen major lines. Amtrak needs dedicated lines to begin high-speed services.
You mean he isn’t carried on a sedan chair everywhere by legions of adoring firefighters (who actually hate his guts)?
Extemporanus: = Sum zero. God damn liberals.
Looking for the dirty pictures?
Sadly, the train did not plunge into an abyss.
did giuliani smell like women’s clothes?
Since the book apparently includes no index, or last names from what I gather on the interwebs, I am sure he was skimming it for the 9ulliani references.
Extemporanus: Well, I’m guessing it’s a penis, but I was denied access.
There’s a first.
lawrenceofthedesert: Maglev lines. But it won’t happen.