John Kerry's Drunk Daughter Busted In Hollywood

 
 Oh jeez we will have to rewrite this lede to cover the (allegedly!) drunken Democrats who will all be arrested in Hollywood every night until Jesus' birthday and the New Year are safely behind us: "It's the holiday season, which meansthe Northern Virginia suburbs Hollywood areis going to be particularly deadly until January 3 or so, asRepublican congresspeopleelitist Democrats and their drunkenwives and rent boysadult children wreak havoc on theicysemen-slicksuburbangentrified urban streets."

Why? Because John Kerry's adult daughter Alexandra Kerry -- who, several years ago, once wore a see-thru dress so you could look at her boobs, in Europe -- got stopped by the LA cops for some traffic violation at a quarter to one this morning.

Because she is a Democrat, Alexandra was out past midnight, and because she's acrafty liberal, she reportedly refused the copper's field DUI test. So by the time she got to the station, she was only .06, and you need .08 for DUI! (But not really, as you can still be prosecuted for driving drunkenly even if you've had like two margaritas all night. But still, LA doesn't bother prosecuting if you're under .08, unless you drove through a Farmer's Market or something, or if you're poor or Mexican or whatever.) [ TMZ ]