LET'S ROLL  1:25 pm November 19, 2009

More Obama-Monster Evidence From Photos

by Ken Layne

'Like a baby, stillborn. Like a beast with his horn ....'
God, this guy … with the bowing, again. What little fascist-communist dictator is Obama kowtowing to this time? We don’t know, some child despot, maybe the Sultan of Cuba or the African Queen. No wonder Fox News has to name all the pictures of Barack “monster.jpg.” And that stench? Oh, that’s just the smell of the constitution burning. [Flickr]

 

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{ 65 comments }

emmasue November 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm

are you trying to kill me with cuteness?

Extemporanus November 19, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Baby K. Smith is growing up sooo fast!

memzilla November 19, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Welcome back, Ken! Are you putting those beat up shoes you wore on the coast trek up on eBay? Will proceeds go to a worthy cause, like the Wonket likker cabinet?

grendel November 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Oh come on, we all know Fox doesn’t care about the Constitution… Bill O’Loofah told us so.

BigDupa November 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Someone knows where Mr. Presidents hides his smokes.

bjkeefe November 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Hey, welcome back, Ken! (Didn’t notice that was you on the Dylan post.)

Scarab November 19, 2009 at 1:31 pm

“Damn it, little jam fingerprints all over the cabinet that I just cleaned! Jesus give me the patience not to …”

blather.rinse.repeat November 19, 2009 at 1:31 pm

…and then the tiniest teabagger quickly put the pepper spray back in the drawer.

chascates November 19, 2009 at 1:31 pm

He’s trying to recruit the little one for ACORN.

rmontcal November 19, 2009 at 1:31 pm

And that’s one of those tae kwon do defensive moves he’s employing to keep the child King Tut from poking his eyes out.

magic titty November 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Hillary looks cute here.

freakishlystrong November 19, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Look at that hateful Nazi, fascist, commie, Maoist pig. A disgrace. Oh shit, I thought we were still on a moosetard post.

Doglessliberal November 19, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Wait, aren’t you out being eaten by an elephant seal, Ken?

Sweet Baby Cheeses November 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm

Everybody wants to get in Obama’s cabinet.

freakishlystrong November 19, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Here’s another one of him bowing and scraping

Humpback November 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm

She’s about to open the drawer with the Pulp Fiction glowing McGuffin, so the president must shield his eyes.

sezme November 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Monster’s sneaking up a small child made of meat. It’s what they do. You got a problem with it? Take it up with god.

comicbookguy November 19, 2009 at 1:40 pm

It’s a sign of weakness!

Jukesgrrl November 19, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Is this prop child covered under AFTRA or SAG? Please don’t tell me she is unrepresented!

Terry November 19, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Oooh, so cute! Photoshop Butterstick into this photo and I’ll just melt.

magic titty November 19, 2009 at 1:43 pm

[re=462580]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: She is the Czar of Nom Nom Nom.

Nigerian Business Executive November 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Yay Ken! You’re back! And not all eaten by bears! Yay!

ManchuCandidate November 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Only true Muslin Fascist Terrorist appeasing Socialisms play peekaboo in the WHITE house.

Come here a minute November 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm

He’s covering his eyes because when he eats the small child whole, he want to savor the intricate flavors of the meat.

imissopus November 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm

“I’m sorry Maddie, I know I’m burdening your generation with universal health care, it’s just that as a fascist liberal Nazi Commie America hater I can’t seem to help myself…sob…forgive me, real America…”

Ken Layne November 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Hello pals! Yes I am back, sadly un-raped/un-killed by hobos or bears or elephant seals.

I am not quite at the Managing Editor’s office, but will be with you for all of next week, because I’m sending Newell to be sodomized by a circus bear, for Thanksgiving, at the Four Seasons.

SmutBoffin November 19, 2009 at 1:48 pm

In honor of Ken’s nigh-permanent return, I propose a celebratory banning. [Looks at rabblerouser42]

Oh, and The African Queen is a great movie.

trondant November 19, 2009 at 1:48 pm

[re=462572]blather.rinse.repeat[/re]: Nice!

Nigerian Business Executive November 19, 2009 at 1:49 pm

[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Oooo! Tell him to take pictures!

Spike November 19, 2009 at 1:49 pm

I know this picture has been photoshopped because you can see Obama’s reflection in the mirror.

Jim89048 November 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm

[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Yeah–that’s why I left California, too.

trondant November 19, 2009 at 1:54 pm

[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Gentlemen Ursines prefer blondes gingers.

SmutBoffin November 19, 2009 at 1:55 pm

[re=462602]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: Maybe Jim getting raped by a bear can become a Thanksgiving Tradition (TM), like the Burroughs video!

El Pinche November 19, 2009 at 2:00 pm

[re=462600]SmutBoffin[/re]: If it’s that same guy pushing that political satire website, then I’ve seen that rabblerouser fella at Crooks&Liars, too. He’s on a whore tour too.

Click November 19, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Wait just a sec there little Missy while I replace the eyes I gouged out earlier during that last Palin interview.

magic titty November 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Doesn’t Jim do that every year, for kicks?

Accordion-o-rama November 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm

This WH reenactment of the final scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark clearly needs a more credible Nazi commander.

Dave J. November 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Welcome back, Ken. Glad to see you back, though I must confess I was hoping you were going to stay in CA to become full-time correspondent covering the assorted shenanigans of the CARLYFORNIA! campaign.

BlueStateLibtard November 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm

That is actually Lord Pippin, Governor and Thain of Hobbitstan, a country Sarah Palin would also like to bomb, along with the other “stans.”

user-of-owls November 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Ay carajo! If that’s what you’re doing to Jim, I can’t imagine what Riley’s in for.

Buuut, if you’re taking requests, I have just one word: tentacles.

Think about it.

Nigerian Business Executive November 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm

[re=462624]SmutBoffin[/re]: Hey. It could be consensual, you know. Still, I like the TT (TM) aspect that you bring up.

digibal235 November 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Maybe he should drag that kid to the Congress and tell everybody how much the kid wants healthcare to pass… what? really? He’s not a complete douchebag? Then nevermind.

digibal235 November 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Is it just me, or does that kid have cankles?

Extemporanus November 19, 2009 at 2:09 pm

[re=462580]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: That’s not Obama! It’s Pedo Bear wearing a suit.

[re=462624]SmutBoffin[/re]: “Stuffing the turkey” has long been a tradition in my household.

Extemporanus November 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Consider yourself lucky. I was actually trapped on a wave-battered rock and attacked by a sunbathing elephant seal at Russian River Gulch a few years ago.*

They’re apparently not big fans of being photographed in the nude. I’m not sure if it was the flash that set him off, or my veiny, raging hard on.

Either way: Scary!

(*This is true.)

pink triangles November 19, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Ken, by “circus bear”, you mean Andrew Sullivan, right? Jim is one lucky man…

Welcome back!

Click November 19, 2009 at 2:20 pm

[re=462663]Extemporanus[/re]: Oh, it was definitely the hard on – aye Mirounga!

Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin November 19, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Ken is back, and with him the Leonard Cohen alt-text.

But you don’t really care for music, do yah?

hockeymom November 19, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Ken Layne=Return of alt text!!!11!1!!

Click November 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm

She said I’m tired of the war….

sati demise November 19, 2009 at 2:32 pm

playing peek-a-boo, is that communist or socialist?

Johnny Zhivago November 19, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Who’s Ken Layne??? The new intern????

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us November 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm

What’s that on the floor? Is that the constitution? Hussein is walking all over our rites!!!one!

Vulpes82 November 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm

*embraces Ken* Never leave us again, Papa!

Lazy Media November 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Who the fuck is “Ken Layne?”

blinky_twinkie November 19, 2009 at 3:36 pm

From the “World Leaders” section of the Daily Squee.

problemwithcaring November 19, 2009 at 3:58 pm

She was seconds away from discovering the long form birf certificate, hidden away in the top, right drawer, when the President came with a perfectly timed distraction…

Downtheroadapiece November 19, 2009 at 4:02 pm

He even bows to the dog! What a coward!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/4075413900/in/set-72157622593716998/

He shames us all. Canada will be invading our powerless third world country at any moment as it’s obvious Obama has no spine. It’ll be rationed maple syrup, back bacon, and health care for everyone come Thanksgiving, mark my words!

Actually that doesn’t sound so bad….

edgydrifter November 19, 2009 at 4:08 pm

I hate to say it, but even if that were Bush there playing peek-a-boo instead of St. Hopenacious that would still be a damned cute photo. Tugs at the heart strings, it does.

crookedE November 19, 2009 at 4:15 pm

ow! my uterus!

problemwithcaring November 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Downtheroadapiece November 19, 2009 at 4:56 pm

[re=462969]problemwithcaring[/re]: See??!?!?!!!11!! We’re all doomed! DOOMED!

Was that teabaggy enough? No? Needs more socialism I think.

Pleasant Days With Joe & Sam November 19, 2009 at 5:50 pm

“What magic is this?! The nice man’s face has simply vanished!”

problemwithcaring November 19, 2009 at 7:45 pm

[re=463005]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: Pretty good – missing a “WAKE UP SHEEEEEPLE!!!!!!!!!111!!”

Potater November 20, 2009 at 10:18 am

[re=462582]freakishlystrong[/re]: Dude, Bo grew up fast. You sure he hasn’t been eating Trigger? Or Saxby Chambliss’ brain?

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