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'Like a baby, stillborn. Like a beast with his horn ....'
God, this guy … with the bowing, again. What little fascist-communist dictator is Obama kowtowing to this time? We don’t know, some child despot, maybe the Sultan of Cuba or the African Queen. No wonder Fox News has to name all the pictures of Barack “monster.jpg.” And that stench? Oh, that’s just the smell of the constitution burning. [Flickr]

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  • emmasue

    are you trying to kill me with cuteness?

  • Extemporanus

    Baby K. Smith is growing up sooo fast!

  • memzilla

    Welcome back, Ken! Are you putting those beat up shoes you wore on the coast trek up on eBay? Will proceeds go to a worthy cause, like the Wonket likker cabinet?

  • grendel

    Oh come on, we all know Fox doesn’t care about the Constitution… Bill O’Loofah told us so.

  • BigDupa

    Someone knows where Mr. Presidents hides his smokes.

  • bjkeefe

    Hey, welcome back, Ken! (Didn’t notice that was you on the Dylan post.)

  • Scarab

    “Damn it, little jam fingerprints all over the cabinet that I just cleaned! Jesus give me the patience not to …”

  • blather.rinse.repeat

    …and then the tiniest teabagger quickly put the pepper spray back in the drawer.

  • chascates

    He’s trying to recruit the little one for ACORN.

  • rmontcal

    And that’s one of those tae kwon do defensive moves he’s employing to keep the child King Tut from poking his eyes out.

  • magic titty

    Hillary looks cute here.

  • freakishlystrong

    Look at that hateful Nazi, fascist, commie, Maoist pig. A disgrace. Oh shit, I thought we were still on a moosetard post.

  • Doglessliberal

    Wait, aren’t you out being eaten by an elephant seal, Ken?

  • Sweet Baby Cheeses

    Everybody wants to get in Obama’s cabinet.

  • freakishlystrong
  • Humpback

    She’s about to open the drawer with the Pulp Fiction glowing McGuffin, so the president must shield his eyes.

  • sezme

    Monster’s sneaking up a small child made of meat. It’s what they do. You got a problem with it? Take it up with god.

  • comicbookguy

    It’s a sign of weakness!

  • Jukesgrrl

    Is this prop child covered under AFTRA or SAG? Please don’t tell me she is unrepresented!

  • Terry

    Oooh, so cute! Photoshop Butterstick into this photo and I’ll just melt.

  • magic titty

    [re=462580]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: She is the Czar of Nom Nom Nom.

  • Nigerian Business Executive

    Yay Ken! You’re back! And not all eaten by bears! Yay!

  • ManchuCandidate

    Only true Muslin Fascist Terrorist appeasing Socialisms play peekaboo in the WHITE house.

  • Come here a minute

    He’s covering his eyes because when he eats the small child whole, he want to savor the intricate flavors of the meat.

  • imissopus

    “I’m sorry Maddie, I know I’m burdening your generation with universal health care, it’s just that as a fascist liberal Nazi Commie America hater I can’t seem to help myself…sob…forgive me, real America…”

  • Ken Layne

    Hello pals! Yes I am back, sadly un-raped/un-killed by hobos or bears or elephant seals.

    I am not quite at the Managing Editor’s office, but will be with you for all of next week, because I’m sending Newell to be sodomized by a circus bear, for Thanksgiving, at the Four Seasons.

  • SmutBoffin

    In honor of Ken’s nigh-permanent return, I propose a celebratory banning. [Looks at rabblerouser42]

    Oh, and The African Queen is a great movie.

  • trondant

    [re=462572]blather.rinse.repeat[/re]: Nice!

  • Nigerian Business Executive

    [re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Oooo! Tell him to take pictures!

  • Spike

    I know this picture has been photoshopped because you can see Obama’s reflection in the mirror.

  • Jim89048

    [re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Yeah–that’s why I left California, too.

  • trondant

    [re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Gentlemen Ursines prefer blondes gingers.

  • SmutBoffin

    [re=462602]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: Maybe Jim getting raped by a bear can become a Thanksgiving Tradition (TM), like the Burroughs video!

  • El Pinche

    [re=462600]SmutBoffin[/re]: If it’s that same guy pushing that political satire website, then I’ve seen that rabblerouser fella at Crooks&Liars, too. He’s on a whore tour too.

  • Click

    Wait just a sec there little Missy while I replace the eyes I gouged out earlier during that last Palin interview.

  • magic titty

    [re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Doesn’t Jim do that every year, for kicks?

  • Accordion-o-rama

    This WH reenactment of the final scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark clearly needs a more credible Nazi commander.

  • Dave J.

    Welcome back, Ken. Glad to see you back, though I must confess I was hoping you were going to stay in CA to become full-time correspondent covering the assorted shenanigans of the CARLYFORNIA! campaign.

  • BlueStateLibtard

    That is actually Lord Pippin, Governor and Thain of Hobbitstan, a country Sarah Palin would also like to bomb, along with the other “stans.”

  • user-of-owls

    [re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Ay carajo! If that’s what you’re doing to Jim, I can’t imagine what Riley’s in for.

    Buuut, if you’re taking requests, I have just one word: tentacles.

    Think about it.

  • Nigerian Business Executive

    [re=462624]SmutBoffin[/re]: Hey. It could be consensual, you know. Still, I like the TT (TM) aspect that you bring up.

  • digibal235

    Maybe he should drag that kid to the Congress and tell everybody how much the kid wants healthcare to pass… what? really? He’s not a complete douchebag? Then nevermind.

  • digibal235

    Is it just me, or does that kid have cankles?

  • Extemporanus

    [re=462580]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: That’s not Obama! It’s Pedo Bear wearing a suit.

    [re=462624]SmutBoffin[/re]: “Stuffing the turkey” has long been a tradition in my household.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Consider yourself lucky. I was actually trapped on a wave-battered rock and attacked by a sunbathing elephant seal at Russian River Gulch a few years ago.*

    They’re apparently not big fans of being photographed in the nude. I’m not sure if it was the flash that set him off, or my veiny, raging hard on.

    Either way: Scary!

    (*This is true.)

  • pink triangles

    Ken, by “circus bear”, you mean Andrew Sullivan, right? Jim is one lucky man…

    Welcome back!

  • Click

    [re=462663]Extemporanus[/re]: Oh, it was definitely the hard on – aye Mirounga!

  • Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin

    Ken is back, and with him the Leonard Cohen alt-text.

    But you don’t really care for music, do yah?

  • hockeymom

    Ken Layne=Return of alt text!!!11!1!!

  • Click

    She said I’m tired of the war….

  • sati demise

    playing peek-a-boo, is that communist or socialist?

  • Johnny Zhivago

    Who’s Ken Layne??? The new intern????

  • CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us

    What’s that on the floor? Is that the constitution? Hussein is walking all over our rites!!!one!

  • Vulpes82

    *embraces Ken* Never leave us again, Papa!

  • Lazy Media

    Who the fuck is “Ken Layne?”

  • blinky_twinkie

    From the “World Leaders” section of the Daily Squee.

  • problemwithcaring

    She was seconds away from discovering the long form birf certificate, hidden away in the top, right drawer, when the President came with a perfectly timed distraction…

  • Downtheroadapiece

    He even bows to the dog! What a coward!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/4075413900/in/set-72157622593716998/

    He shames us all. Canada will be invading our powerless third world country at any moment as it’s obvious Obama has no spine. It’ll be rationed maple syrup, back bacon, and health care for everyone come Thanksgiving, mark my words!

    Actually that doesn’t sound so bad….

  • edgydrifter

    I hate to say it, but even if that were Bush there playing peek-a-boo instead of St. Hopenacious that would still be a damned cute photo. Tugs at the heart strings, it does.

  • crookedE

    ow! my uterus!

  • problemwithcaring
  • Downtheroadapiece

    [re=462969]problemwithcaring[/re]: See??!?!?!!!11!! We’re all doomed! DOOMED!

    Was that teabaggy enough? No? Needs more socialism I think.

  • Pleasant Days With Joe & Sam

    “What magic is this?! The nice man’s face has simply vanished!”

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=463005]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: Pretty good – missing a “WAKE UP SHEEEEEPLE!!!!!!!!!111!!”

  • Potater

    [re=462582]freakishlystrong[/re]: Dude, Bo grew up fast. You sure he hasn’t been eating Trigger? Or Saxby Chambliss’ brain?

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