God, this guy … with the bowing, again. What little fascist-communist dictator is Obama kowtowing to this time? We don’t know, some child despot, maybe the Sultan of Cuba or the African Queen. No wonder Fox News has to name all the pictures of Barack “monster.jpg.” And that stench? Oh, that’s just the smell of the constitution burning. [Flickr]
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are you trying to kill me with cuteness?
Baby K. Smith is growing up sooo fast!
Welcome back, Ken! Are you putting those beat up shoes you wore on the coast trek up on eBay? Will proceeds go to a worthy cause, like the Wonket likker cabinet?
Oh come on, we all know Fox doesn’t care about the Constitution… Bill O’Loofah told us so.
Someone knows where Mr. Presidents hides his smokes.
Hey, welcome back, Ken! (Didn’t notice that was you on the Dylan post.)
“Damn it, little jam fingerprints all over the cabinet that I just cleaned! Jesus give me the patience not to …”
…and then the tiniest teabagger quickly put the pepper spray back in the drawer.
He’s trying to recruit the little one for ACORN.
And that’s one of those tae kwon do defensive moves he’s employing to keep the child King Tut from poking his eyes out.
Hillary looks cute here.
Look at that hateful Nazi, fascist, commie, Maoist pig. A disgrace. Oh shit, I thought we were still on a moosetard post.
Wait, aren’t you out being eaten by an elephant seal, Ken?
Everybody wants to get in Obama’s cabinet.
Here’s another one of him bowing and scraping
She’s about to open the drawer with the Pulp Fiction glowing McGuffin, so the president must shield his eyes.
Monster’s sneaking up a small child made of meat. It’s what they do. You got a problem with it? Take it up with god.
It’s a sign of weakness!
Is this prop child covered under AFTRA or SAG? Please don’t tell me she is unrepresented!
Oooh, so cute! Photoshop Butterstick into this photo and I’ll just melt.
[re=462580]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: She is the Czar of Nom Nom Nom.
Yay Ken! You’re back! And not all eaten by bears! Yay!
Only true Muslin Fascist Terrorist appeasing Socialisms play peekaboo in the WHITE house.
He’s covering his eyes because when he eats the small child whole, he want to savor the intricate flavors of the meat.
“I’m sorry Maddie, I know I’m burdening your generation with universal health care, it’s just that as a fascist liberal Nazi Commie America hater I can’t seem to help myself…sob…forgive me, real America…”
Hello pals! Yes I am back, sadly un-raped/un-killed by hobos or bears or elephant seals.
I am not quite at the Managing Editor’s office, but will be with you for all of next week, because I’m sending Newell to be sodomized by a circus bear, for Thanksgiving, at the Four Seasons.
In honor of Ken’s nigh-permanent return, I propose a celebratory banning. [Looks at rabblerouser42]
Oh, and The African Queen is a great movie.
[re=462572]blather.rinse.repeat[/re]: Nice!
[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Oooo! Tell him to take pictures!
I know this picture has been photoshopped because you can see Obama’s reflection in the mirror.
[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Yeah–that’s why I left California, too.
[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]:
GentlemenUrsines preferblondesgingers.[re=462602]Nigerian Business Executive[/re]: Maybe Jim getting raped by a bear can become a Thanksgiving Tradition (TM), like the Burroughs video!
[re=462600]SmutBoffin[/re]: If it’s that same guy pushing that political satire website, then I’ve seen that rabblerouser fella at Crooks&Liars, too. He’s on a whore tour too.
Wait just a sec there little Missy while I replace the eyes I gouged out earlier during that last Palin interview.
[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Doesn’t Jim do that every year, for kicks?
This WH reenactment of the final scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark clearly needs a more credible Nazi commander.
Welcome back, Ken. Glad to see you back, though I must confess I was hoping you were going to stay in CA to become full-time correspondent covering the assorted shenanigans of the CARLYFORNIA! campaign.
That is actually Lord Pippin, Governor and Thain of Hobbitstan, a country Sarah Palin would also like to bomb, along with the other “stans.”
[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Ay carajo! If that’s what you’re doing to Jim, I can’t imagine what Riley’s in for.
Buuut, if you’re taking requests, I have just one word: tentacles.
Think about it.
[re=462624]SmutBoffin[/re]: Hey. It could be consensual, you know. Still, I like the TT (TM) aspect that you bring up.
Maybe he should drag that kid to the Congress and tell everybody how much the kid wants healthcare to pass… what? really? He’s not a complete douchebag? Then nevermind.
Is it just me, or does that kid have cankles?
[re=462580]Sweet Baby Cheeses[/re]: That’s not Obama! It’s Pedo Bear wearing a suit.
[re=462624]SmutBoffin[/re]: “Stuffing the turkey” has long been a tradition in my household.
[re=462599]Ken Layne[/re]: Consider yourself lucky. I was actually trapped on a wave-battered rock and attacked by a sunbathing elephant seal at Russian River Gulch a few years ago.*
They’re apparently not big fans of being photographed in the nude. I’m not sure if it was the flash that set him off, or my veiny, raging hard on.
Either way: Scary!
(*This is true.)
Ken, by “circus bear”, you mean Andrew Sullivan, right? Jim is one lucky man…
Welcome back!
[re=462663]Extemporanus[/re]: Oh, it was definitely the hard on – aye Mirounga!
Ken is back, and with him the Leonard Cohen alt-text.
But you don’t really care for music, do yah?
Ken Layne=Return of alt text!!!11!1!!
She said I’m tired of the war….
playing peek-a-boo, is that communist or socialist?
Who’s Ken Layne??? The new intern????
What’s that on the floor? Is that the constitution? Hussein is walking all over our rites!!!one!
*embraces Ken* Never leave us again, Papa!
Who the fuck is “Ken Layne?”
From the “World Leaders” section of the Daily Squee.
She was seconds away from discovering the long form birf certificate, hidden away in the top, right drawer, when the President came with a perfectly timed distraction…
He even bows to the dog! What a coward!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/4075413900/in/set-72157622593716998/
He shames us all. Canada will be invading our powerless third world country at any moment as it’s obvious Obama has no spine. It’ll be rationed maple syrup, back bacon, and health care for everyone come Thanksgiving, mark my words!
Actually that doesn’t sound so bad….
I hate to say it, but even if that were Bush there playing peek-a-boo instead of St. Hopenacious that would still be a damned cute photo. Tugs at the heart strings, it does.
ow! my uterus!
[re=462917]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-oHtvVVsfDo/SwW1Jkzi7VI/AAAAAAAABAo/2W0U7QOc3pM/s1600/justlikemine.jpg
[re=462969]problemwithcaring[/re]: See??!?!?!!!11!! We’re all doomed! DOOMED!
Was that teabaggy enough? No? Needs more socialism I think.
“What magic is this?! The nice man’s face has simply vanished!”
[re=463005]Downtheroadapiece[/re]: Pretty good – missing a “WAKE UP SHEEEEEPLE!!!!!!!!!111!!”
[re=462582]freakishlystrong[/re]: Dude, Bo grew up fast. You sure he hasn’t been eating Trigger? Or Saxby Chambliss’ brain?
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