Watch Sarah Palin go on and on about Iraq in response to the question of what the US should do about Ahmadinejad and a nuclear Iran. She says “Iraq” twice, which, according to reality, is different from Iran, the country the Iranian President is the president of. Andrew Sullivan this fact’s already been checked! [the invaluable TPMtv]
SHE CAN SEE IRAQ FROM IRAN
November 19, 2009
Sarah Palin Has No Idea What Iran, And Therefore Iraq, Is
Previous post: Fox News.com/Fair_Balanced_Dumb_Filenames.Douche
Next post: Next Post
{ 79 comments }
“Everywhere like such as, the Iraq, and South Africa, like such as.”
‘Cause like I been to, y’know, Paris, Beirut, y’know, I mean, uh, Iraq, Iran, Eurasia… y’know I speak very, very, um fluent Spanish — ‘Todo ‘sta bien, chévere’ — you got that? “
Like W before her, this “one” makes my head hurt with meaningless babble.
When you put a giant pause before and after IRAQ (for gravitas? can’t read her cheat sheet?), it only makes you look like that much more of a beauty pageant contestant.
Also, isn’t Todd a holocaust denier as well? Maybe we should cut off his petroleum products.
Her “base” of undereducated botards would just shrug and say “Iran Iraq, what’s da defrance?”
I have a sneaking suspicion that Preznit Palin (shudder) would be the first leader ever to ever destroy a friendly nation because she can’t tell the difference between a Q and an N.
I would like Sarah to explain in clear, articulate, sensible detail what “crack down” means. I’ll even give her that she misspoke and meant Iran. What, Sarah, do you mean by crack down in Iran? How would you do this? What do you think the effect on our relations with other Middle eastern countries would be if we “crack down”? Do you want to crack down on Iran as we did on Iraq and open another front in a generalized war against Middle Eastern countries?
Oh, sorry, I was having a fantasy that her interest in politics goes beyond her belief that it is one big beauty pageant and We Love Sarah pep rally. Hahahahahah, silly me.
i wish someone would ask her about sunni and shia, i bet her answer will be even more fun
All those damn muzlins look the same to Caribou Barbie.
Sarah Palin Finally Figured Out, by Malcolm Gladwell
http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/11/19/sarah-palin-finally-figured-out-by-malcolm-gladwell/
She wants US to get help from those socialist Frenchie commmies? Only if we use them as human shields, but then they’re too skinny to protect our brawny Americans.
We can ill-afford another Klendathu, also.
If you are interested in a fairly serious piece about the Queen of the Far Right Super Pious movement:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/11/18/805704/-Dont-Get-Palins-Appeal-Try-a-Little-Harder
PS I am not Feldman or a cranky vet with a crazy Greek name, just saying.
PSS some of the comments are enlightening also there.
I like how Hammity doesn’t correct her. This is all nuance, since the goal is to blow up the whole region (yes, Israel included, since it will happen at the time of the Second Cumming).
persians > arabs
It must be tough to have so many buzzwords memorized and to have to order them and put connecting words . . .
OK. She’s stupid. More so than Dubya even. You want her as president, be my guest, but please, can we move on to some other topic?
Damn!! They cut off the video before Hannity goes off on her for not knowing what the fuck she’s talking about, and then throwing it to commercial. That was the best part!!
Of course she uses ‘Iran’ and ‘Iraq’ interchangeably, they are both politically correct speaking-to-the-media terms meaning ‘Ragheads.’
“Bassakwards.” “Tellin’ it like it is.”
Yaaay, we get what we deserve.
[re=462398]freppish[/re]: That would be an unfair “gotcha” question, like asking what newspapers she read!
I love it when Sarah starts talkin’ her “also” talk! Only a pointy head intellectual would know the difference between Iraq and Iran and who cares anyway? No time for that! She’s a real American. I don’t like that France talk, though. Did she really say we should talk to France?
Sarah’s not interested in any place that doesn’t have the huntin’ and the fishin’ and the hockey moms.
[re=462408]Canuck13652[/re]: Yeah! How come no one appreciates that?
Iran, therefore Iraq.
Watch out, Juli, you’re gonna get put on Fox’s liberal bloggers list, and they’re gonna cut your access to their comedy clips.
http://rawstory.com/2009/11/fox-shuts-liberal-bloggers/
Also, the better clip is the one where Sarah answered Hannity’s questions about what she reads:
“That I screwed up on, my bad. I did a horrible job with that and let my annoyance to show so brightly. It was very unprofessional of me, I shouldn’t have done that. She asked about what I read, and I read Newsmax, and The Frontiersman, and Wall Street Journal, and everything online, I absorb the news via many, many sources.”
(Is it just me, or does that sound a little bit dirty? The part about Newsmax, I mean.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rq8Jrl5lk8&feature=player_embedded
[re=462391]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Everybody’s got a thing, but some don’t know how to handle it.
[re=462429]Click[/re]: +1
[re=462391]Red Zeppelin[/re]: I always thought Stevie was sayin’ Chevrolet there.
Fuck.
I want her Presidenting so bad.
Cue Music: “You say Iraq. I say Iran./Let’s call the whole thing off.”
And there’s a whole class of people who want her for president. We are truly a nation of stupid.
Iran, Iraq, Irate. All the same. Nuke ‘em all for Jeebus!
[re=462431]Katydid[/re]: Easy to be fair and balanced when you have an audience who watches to hear what they want to hear, and you tell them what they want to hear and cut everybody else off.
Iran Iraq
Slovenia Slovakia
Russia Prussia
Uruguay Paraguay
You say tomato, I say dipshit.
Today we are all Miss South Carolina.
OK, let’s say she meant Iran, and knows that Iran does not equal Iran.
Why do all Republicans insist on calling it “Eye-rack”?
Aside from the the Iran/Iraq aphasia, most of what she’s talking about is already being done. Sanctions? Only for the last thirty years. Talking to France and England? Duh. Also, sounds strangely like multilateralism. So she’s clearly behind Obama. If only she could get over his Africanicity.
ALL OF YOU LIBS ARE AFRIAD OF SARAH’S STUPIDITY AND MORANISM.
[re=462458]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: You say Iraq; I say Iran.
You call me a quitter; I said I have a plan.
You want to win in America; I want to win in Afghanistan.
Let’s call the whole thing off…
Has anyone mentioned this yet? Because I’m pretty sure this is where she goes for foreign policy insights.
Sheer “Am I An Idiot?” InSannity couldn’t correct The Gov’Nor’s errors because, as ClusterFox gabag, he’s contractually barred from playing the dreaded Fact Card.
Say it with me, numbnut conservatives – EErack, EErack, EEran, EEran.
One more time they take the name of those two countries like it is an Apple product, I am gonna shoot the m-fers.
I think I’ve figured it out. When she starts droppin’ gs and gettin’ all fist jabby well, that’s the moment the cerebral train is startin’ to come of the track. She starts fallin’ back on the only thing she knows: goin’ folksy. If Regis were sittin’ there instead of Sean, she’d ask for a 50/50 or to phone a friend. No point, though, in askin’ for a poll of the Fox audience, because they’re just as vapid as she is. Also.
In what regard, Charlie?
“Shakin’ things up!” Drink!
[re=462482]Tundra Grifter[/re]: “Facts? I don’ got to show you no stinkin’ facts!”
When Alan Jackson sings “I watch CNN but I’m not sure I can tell you/The difference in Iraq and Iran,” Sarah closes her eyes, raises her hand as if to offer testimony, and coos softly along, immersed in the profundity of her own experience as reflected in a country song.
[re=462405]Pithaughn[/re]: Excellent link and article. Thanks.
I just clawed the flesh right off my face.
[re=462404]Servo[/re]: HEINLEIN!!! DEATH TO THE BUGS!!!
You libtards, always so picky, they’re full of browns, so what’s the difference?
All you Outsider metrosexuals have no idea how much Alaskans hate Sarah Palin. She’s the Perez Hilton of wingerdom.
At least she didn’t Bow to Hannity.
Meanwhile, in Grand Rapids:
“Alaska and Michigan have so much in common, with the huntin’ and the fishin’ and the hockey moms, and just the hardworking, patriotic Americans who are here,” Palin said.
She actually said that. Those words.
[re=462405]Pithaughn[/re]: Tnx! I needed that.
And you’re right, lots of gristly comments to gnaw on.
she needs to put the crack down
[re=462398]freppish[/re]: Whether the Muslins are sushi or chia, it don’t matter. They all hate good decent white Murkins.
She always gets those two mixed up because she can see Iraq from her house
[re=462396]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I’ve always suspected that the reason we invaded Iraq (a country that had nothing to do with terrorism) instead of Iran (a country that pretty much takes the Gold in it at every Olympics) was because W got the “n” and the “q” all mixed up
Notice she has copious notes on the desk before her judging by the wanderings of her eyes. That was sweet of Sean to offer her a little help like that. You’d think by now she’d have had a little time to bone up on these issues, but this way her quicksilver style shines through without the pauses and flopsweat to slow her down.
God she can’t even get a hannity interview right.
[re=462542]drpangloss[/re]: Hell, she can’t even pronounce Iraq without sounding like someone who just fell off a turnip truck.
I can only cringe thinking about what must have went through her mind last summer when she found out the Russians were going into Georgia.
Muslims need better brand name and trademark enforcement. How many unrelated Hizballahs are there, granted The Party of God is a real good brand name.
[re=462512]binarian[/re]: COME ON, YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?
I want to find out more about these “international monetary dills that eye-rack benefits from”. Mmmmm….dills.
The things Sara Palin doesn’t know could fill a book……………..and has.
Her God-God nav system is on the fritz again. Bang her on the side of the head.
Hannity, Haqqity, who?!
I think she meant that Iraq buys oil from Iran, because of course Iraq is too f-ed up to process their own oil for gasoline.
she is an idiot
cut off Iraq’s oil, there’s the solution!!
She puts a lot of faith in France considering how the president of France routinely calls dumbass vp candidates while drunk.
Iran is to Iraq as Sarah Palin’s ass is to a hole in the ground.
No no, saying EYE-rack endears her to her fans who can’t pronounce it either.
She is REAL, didn’t you get the memo?
Of course, REAL, apparently means ignorant.
This could be her last big blowout. And I am not talking about the bump-it.
The media loves a story but hers has been done and because she is no longer Governor, she will have no NEW story for 2012. Hocky mom! Yawn.
So when this book tour, Driving Miss Crazy, is over, she will only be doing some teabagging for bad candidates.
[re=462467]CycloneArmageddon[/re]: but Ms. South Carolina has turned out to be a nice person who can make fun of herself.
Cariboo Barbie, not so much
[re=462676]Lilybart[/re]: haha driving miss crazy is driving us crazy….but Sarah will always have a ‘new story’,
even if she has to make one up. This soap opera will go on and on into oblivion.
Just hope it does not go on in any political office of any sort.
[re=462396]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Is “botard” short for “botox retard?” Or “beauregard retard?” or “Bo-the-dog retard?” I should probably just look it up on Urban Dictionary. Never mind.
[re=462407]kewlguy42069[/re]: don’t you mean Persians == Aryans != Arabs?
The sad part is that the people who like her and support her (*shudder*) don’t know the difference either. Note this clip from yesterday:
monetary dills? i had no idea the currency in iraq or iran (whatevs) was cucumbers. you learn sumpin new every day.
Her hair’s gone AWOL.
[re=462414]CrunchyKnee[/re]: Yes, it’s “Bass-ackwards.” Dumb bitch said “back-asswards” on Babara Walters. “You have a way with words.” I was rolling.
Comments on this entry are closed.