Strife among the Olds! The principal actor in this particular Olds Drama, as in all Olds Dramas, is the elderly peacebomber John McCain, who is something like 87 years old. Standing opposite John McCain is the corrupt League of Olds, the AARP. Once friends, now foes, after the AARP recently *ruined everything* by endorsing ObamaCare, the chief tenet of which — and you can read this for yourself in plain language, on any number of Internet sites — is to kill white women and children over 65 years old. John McCain is so furious about this endorsement that he plans to use his powers as the elected President of the United States to bomb the AARP, so as to liberate it.
Here’s John McCain recently at one of his precious town halls, the atmosphere reeking of freshly filled catheters:
The 2,000-page bill would mean more regulation and mandates, he said. People wouldn’t be able to keep the coverage they had. It would also increase taxes and the cost of Medicare, he said.
The bill claims to save $500 billion in waste from Medicare, he said.
“I don’t think so,” McCain said. “I think it’s going to cut it.”
He encouraged audience members to cut up their AARP cards and send them back.
The Olds considered: should we cut up our AARP cards in protest, or should we, let’s see, maybe *not* throw away our 20% discount at Cracker Barrel?
McCain urges town hall attendees to cut up their AARP membership cards. [ThinkProgress]
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What’s the term for an Old who tries to sell out his demo? Great-Great Uncle Tom, maybe?
What does WALNUTS care about old women for, anyhoo? I thought he only liked younger cougar Beer-masons?
>Cracker Barrel
Racist.
Nothing funnier than Walnuts McCain who has been on the gov’t teat for health care everyday of his cotton-picking life (& who is also married to someone rich enough to buy insurance for everyone in the world) bitching about how bad health care reform will be.
Why is John McCain sexting that nice plaid-shirted old man???
You’re party is in serious trouble when the olds ignore it.
[re=461769]FlownOver[/re]: Hm; old on the outside, young on the inside. An Orkan?
Oooooh, free Kashi samples! Wait, what? Oh yea, fuck you and your government-funded Depends, Walnuts.
So you’re telling me John McCain’s still alive? And in the Senate? Has this been in the news?
He’d engage in a comparable form of protest, but cutting up Cindy might hurt his re-election campaign.
My catheter runneth over with bile for this disingenuous geezer McNutsack.
Needs more John McCain .gif.
Could have been worse. He could have encouraged them to burn their bras.
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Shoney’s will give you a 20% discount if you show them your cut-up AARP card. So protest away, olds!
shouldn’t that posting in the picture say C U Next Tuesday, you fucking trollop?
[re=461783]Uncle Joe[/re]: If John McCain is still alive, why is Sarah Palin the President?
[re=461772]4tehlulz[/re]: Never get into a race war with someone who buys crackers by the barrel.
[re=461775]Jim Demintia[/re]: “C U NEX TOOZDAY YOGI! LOL!!1 CAPT JSMIII”
@Advocatus_D: Ha!
[re=461769]FlownOver[/re]:
a “Grampie John”, as of this very day.
Johnny’s stompin’ those sour grapes and expecting sweet wine instead of vinegar. He doesn’t remember how he called for Medicare to be dismantled? Right… Even some wingnut woo-hoo’s of Arizona, heat stroked though they may be, have to be getting weirded by his blubbering out of both sides of his craw.
[re=461791]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: [re=461793]Extemporanus[/re]: Comcast is a cunt, also.
It truly is mid-morning in America.
Is this town hall going to end soon? I don’t want to miss Matlock!
I…don’t get it HELP ME to understand wingnuts! I thought big government health care was socialist so um wouldn’t cutting medicare be something we should all want? Fuck it I’ll never understand this zig-zagging right wing turd brain logic!
We have them by the cheese!
Is J. McCain a self-loathing Old? Or just precociously senile?
He was for the AARP before he was against it.
Alzheimer’s.
[re=461793]Extemporanus[/re]: Never get into a race war with someone who buys crackers by the barrel.
Indeed. You’d never be able to stave them off.
[re=461805]SmutBoffin[/re]: HaHa, forget the “precocious” part*. He’s just senile “on schedule”.
*Applies to me, obviously.
John McCain, the AP just did a poll showing that the majority of Americans want to pay for the Public Option by taxing the rich–that means YOU. Start saying goodbye to the seven mansions that you forgot you own, and I hope you get the shit taxed out of you.
what about my AARP Jitterbug phone discount?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBSAQRb-5o8
he said cut them instead of burn them b/c old people may present a fire hazard.
Christ, will someone just hand McCain a fiddle?
McCain’s right, you know. If this passes, all those extra regulations and mandates will mean a much longer wait time, probably about FIVE AND A HALF YEARS JIM FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!
Obama now wants wimmin to get “cancer of the boob,” with his revised recommendatios concerning icee cold mammograms. DEATH PANELS!!!!
From his sweet child:
no one has set a better example of class & staying above the fray in politics than my father. I am proud of him every single day. love u dad
8:38 PM Nov 16th from web
he is dumping AARP, just like his first wife!
But, do tell, what/who is the new paramour?
Even John McCains office cannot tell me.
I’m standing in the concourse at Dulles airport and this old woman (of “size”) runs over my toe with her motorized scooter. I looked at her and she says “Jesus Christ!” This happened moments ago.
I am now a full and eager supporter of the death panels.
So, we have John McCain, who was in bed with Bush, versus AARP, who was in bed with Bush.
Any chance that they’ll both die?
If he cuts up his wife’s VISA and AmEx, I’ll tell my parents to cut up their AARP cards.
[re=461893]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I feel your pain and share your enthusiasm. Whenever the PrinceConsortOfTheDamned and I go out, we amuse ourselves by identifying potential candidates for the Death Panels. It entertains us “royally” because they are Red State olds, therefore doubly qualified. We are damn near old enough ourselves, but Lord Obama has promised to exempt us if we turn them in.
[re=461893]RoscoePColtraine[/re]:
You should’ve flashed your security badge and told her that she just committed felony assault and could be tried as a terrorist. Perhaps that would’ve filled her Depends to your satisfaction.
[re=461775]Jim Demintia[/re]: Kind of embarrassing, but that’s Meghan’s boobie pic the old gent is looking at.
There has never been a political party in the history of the world that’s gotten as many people to vote against their own interests as the GOP has. These teabaggers will rail against greedy banks, but will be used as pawns by giant insurance corporations. That they don’t seem to get that free markets haven’t been free for ages, that they haven’t been small-business based for ages, that the “free market” is Big Business, these days, is just astounding. To see the dirt farmer whose farm is being forclosed on, which will then be sold off to the corporate farm next door, railing against “socialism” makes me wonder if I’m not just living in a vertible motion picture directed by the one-and-only G.O.D.
G.O.D., of course, meaning none other than Gabriel Ortega Diaz, an communist Cubano illegal alien.
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