ELDERLY AND CELEBRATORY  11:35 am November 18, 2009

Robert Byrd Is Official Old Enough For A Superlative

by Juli Weiner


Everyone very loudly but gently say “congratulations” to Sen. Robert Byrd, who became the longest-serving lawmaker in the history of Congress today. He’s like, “I look forward to serving you for the next 56 years and 320 days,” which is very gracious! Here’s this video of Robert Byrd playing the ancient instrument of “fiddle” back in the 1870s, when people would watch other people do “fiddle” on teevee for enjoyment. It’s like eight minutes long though, so just as with any old person thing, you can get away with turning it off after like 24 seconds and then saying that you love it. [HuffPost]

 

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The Sea Farmer November 18, 2009 at 11:41 am

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssst

ph7 November 18, 2009 at 11:45 am

Hometown Klansman makes good.

SayItWithWookies November 18, 2009 at 11:45 am

He’s actually a pretty good fiddler. I have his album (on vinyl, even) and still listen to it every so often.
Congrats, Senator Byrd. WestbyGod’s gonna name a mountain after you — if they can find one that’s older than you are, that is.

the problem child November 18, 2009 at 11:46 am

Long past his expiry date.

Doris Ziffel November 18, 2009 at 11:50 am

whoa, the local TV “reporter” who did this little feature was sure in the tank for Byrd. Says that for every one of the millions of people watching this on the TV, “it was a like a dream.”

Jim89048 November 18, 2009 at 11:50 am

[re=461416]SayItWithWookies[/re]: All suitable peaks have been pushed into streams, in search of coal.

proudgrampa November 18, 2009 at 11:52 am

He’s the perfect symbol for what’s wrong with Congress. It’s made up of too many old white guys that voters keep returning year after year.

CaiteeCruelle November 18, 2009 at 12:02 pm

I’m a fiddle geek so I had to listen to the whole thing, by law. And now I’ll have “Leaning on the Everlasting Arms” in my head all day. Could be worse I guess.

chaste everywhere November 18, 2009 at 12:05 pm

He’s promised to serve till West Virginia wins the World Series.

Mr Blifil November 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm

6 hours of country music broadcast live coast to coast by free liberal socialist TV? No wonder the terrorists struck.

As for Byrd’s rendition of Turkey in the Straw, is it me or does he seem to be tacitly invoking the murder of Emmet Till, oh so subtly. Also he is teh suxxor on the “fiddle.”

Suds McKenzie November 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Strom Thurmond is rolling over in his grave, and banging the help.

Mr Blifil November 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm

[re=461441]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: All I can say is the “Turkey in the Straw” rendition had me begging for more complete Minnie Pearl footage.

biscuits November 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm

West Virginia was going to name a mountain after him but he let them all get blown up by mountaintop removal.

I still love him though.

I think it’s the way he used to say Bush was the worst president he’s ever worked with. And since that’s basically all of them, that’s pretty catty.

Guppy06 November 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm

There was a motion in Congress to congratulate Byrd on his years of service. He tried to attach an earmark.

Norbert November 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Gwan ‘n’ taunt ol’ Byrd all you like, but watch his best Iraq speech or two, and most of all ponder the fuckwit who WV will send to replace him when he kicks it.

CaiteeCruelle November 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm

[re=461451]Mr Blifil[/re]: Given that I am a North Eastern Eeeeeeleeeeetist who acquired her appreciation of fiddle music after the turn of the millennium, it is possible that I missed a lot of the true appalachian subtext present in that rendition of Turkey in the Straw. Plus the sound sucked.

Terry November 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm

I appreciate Senator Byrd when I drive the highways of West By God Virginia. They are MUCH MUCH MUCH nicer than the roads up through there when I was a kid.

Pork does have its benefits.

Suds McKenzie November 18, 2009 at 12:29 pm

[re=461416]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Well you’re pretty good ol’ son.
“But if you’ll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.”

Humpback November 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm

Geezer-in-Chief

the problem child November 18, 2009 at 12:35 pm

I wish we could get him up here for a fiddle festival. We could also drown him for ya, during the fiddling. http://tinyurl.com/y8mvdyw

Gorillionaire November 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm

[re=461464]Norbert[/re]: Word. He was one of the few, back in those dark days, to actually get up and say something serious about The War and dammit he was right too.

I-man November 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Congratulations are in order. Obie is clearly rewarding Byrd with 10 more years of life for his support in W.Virginia when all the “democrats” went wing nuts on him during the primary.

Josh Fruhlinger November 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm

[re=461441]CaiteeCruelle[/re]: I’m a fan of Robert Mitchum’s version in Night of the Hunter myself.

RoscoePColtraine November 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm

“Robert Byrd COMMA is AN official old enough for A superlative”

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And I thought this place was full ‘o English teachers and the like.

[sits back smugly, takes sip of coffee]

chascates November 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Chicken in the bread pan, scratching out DOH!

RoscoePColtraine November 18, 2009 at 12:53 pm

[re=461505]RoscoePColtraine[/re]:
Remove “is” also.

Hey I’m blogging on my iPhone. I have an excuse.

the problem child November 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm

[re=461519]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Could alternatively just change it to “officially” or something.

RoscoePColtraine November 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm

[re=461524]the problem child[/re]: Elitist.

Noonan November 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm

11 seconds in. Does that woman have a teabag dangling from her hat?!? Robert Byrd sees the future!!!

Accordion-o-rama November 18, 2009 at 1:13 pm

Wonketteers, I’m touched.

Being a bit of an old-timey music fan, I dreaded an avalanche of hipper-than-thou snark for this story (see TheStranger.com), and I find some genuine affection. Bravo! Byrd maybe is not God’s gift to music, but my heart is warmed to see “just folks” perform for the love of it, which is how I read these videos.

On the other hand, more snark about that self-infatuated crap-fest aesthetic abortion called Grand Ole Opry would be heartily welcomed.

sati demise November 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm

[re=461416]SayItWithWookies[/re]: they might name a mountain after him, if there are any left after the mountain-top coal mining…

[re=461543]Noonan[/re]: and Hey! Minnie Pearl! I luvs her….rip lady with the hat. (it was always the pricetag, not a teabag)

bitchincamaro November 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm

How old is he? He also accompanied the burning of Rome.

I’m done.

Lascauxcaveman November 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm

[re=461543]Noonan[/re]: A price tag, I beleive. I think that’s HeeHaw’s Minnie Pearl and her hat with the ever present price tag dangling. I don’t know if that’s because she was so proud of her hat she just had let everyone know how much/how little it cost her, or whether she wasn’t sure she was going to keep it and and left the tag on it so she could return it to the general store.

Probably just so lit up on ‘shine she didn’t notice it hanging there.

WIDTAP November 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm

[re=461463]Guppy06[/re]: Yep. That’s my Senator. Bringing home the bacon, the pig and maybe a cow or two.

Noonan November 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=461594]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: [re=461582]sati demise[/re]: Well, you learn something every day. Funny how topical context will make you perceive things all funny. Funny.

CaiteeCruelle November 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=461545]Accordion-o-rama[/re]: We know it not, therefore can hate it not so much. But true oldtimey fiddlin’, who can hate that, who hears it?

Needing to get out of this grammatical construction, badly.

Extemporanus November 18, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I spent last night watching “Porter Wagoner Show” re-runs on YouTube, listening to Jerry Reed albums, and dreaming of Juli Weiner, who is totally awesome, pass it on!

Aurelio November 18, 2009 at 3:44 pm

[re=461416]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Yeppers, he can really play that thing!

Junior November 18, 2009 at 5:28 pm

HERDA HATTA. But I love the fiddle playing, I must admit. And in that second montage, he has tremendous junk bulge.

desertwind November 18, 2009 at 8:38 pm

Steady on there, Mr. Cameraman.

LowerdPeninsula November 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm

If there is such thing as personal and social redemption, Byrd is a perfect example of it. I love how the South conservative good ole boys will forever hold his past against him, but seem to ironically forget that while he genuinely changed, they are basically still back in America’s Dark Ages, ideologically. If he’s forever to take him lumps, and he should be, then let it be from the left, not current racists, themselves. Byrd is not nearly my favorite congressman, but damn, you have to admire his passion for public service, something so few of them actually have, these days.

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