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One week after killing someone, Joe Biden’s bloodthirsty stampede of vehicles has struck again. An NYPD car leading his motorcade crashed into a “livery cab” on its way to a Daily Show taping this afternoon. (Joe Biden’s on the Daily Show tonight — maybe he’ll have one of his patented “gaffes”!) These people driving cars tangentially connected to the vice president, who are they? And yes, it’s been several months, so Bob Novak jokes are cool. [NYDN, photo via "fleshtone" at Gothamist]
At least tomorrow when he’s at the Washington Hospital Center, there’ll be doctors nearby.
Well I’d like to know how the cab got livery in the first place. Had he already hit someone earlier?
Dont worry Bidey, three times one minus one is gonna make it ayyyyite. Pccch..Damn.
Wow, & all Darth Cheney did was shoot an old guy in the face. Who’s got the bigger set now, huh, Dick?
Who the fuck did they hire to drive those things? Are we going to hear next about Barry’s driver running a red light through a throng of people and yelling “FIFTY POINTS!”
I’ve always thought Joe Biden was slammin’.
I was not aware that “death panel” was the name of the Biden motorcade.
Both cars had the bumper sticker “Allah is my Pilot”, so it’s officially terrorism.
AxmxZ: Needs more Death Race 2000.
“His registration was current but was revoked several times in recent years for lack of automobile insurance, state records show.”
Figures he’d have a Checkered past.
Eh, a cab took the front off a police car that was “scouting” (?!) the route ahead of the motorcade. Only way they can stick this on Joe is if they spread the rumor that, contrary to his appearance as a benevolent yokel, he’s actually such a hardass type-A that he terrifies his drivers into speeding through red lights and zipping along dark parkways so fast that they can’t avoid the stray pedestrian. I’m not sure that anyone would buy it, though.
Novak jokes were cool before his body even chilled.
I’m kidding, of course. Everybody knows his heart beat nothing but cold, cold blood and his bowels produced nothing but cold, cold scat.
Damn, with this involving Mr. Stewart, I knew it was the Joos.
He’s trying to beat Clinton’s “body count.”
How in the hell has any Amtrak train made it between Washington and Wilmington for the last 30 years?
I thought this was funny until I remembered his first wife and kids died in a car accident.
Then it wasn’t funny no more.
Truck Nutz?
Fox News Light: My advice? Drink more and you won’t have to remember things like that.
“the ambulances will have to wait their turn”
Fox News Light: Goddamnit.
Wasn’t this an old Stalin trick?
These things happen in threes.
Is the horse OK?
’cause peta will be on his ass if anything bad happened to ol’ Dobbin.
It’s Biden’s campaign for public transportation. Go Joe!
Whatever happened to just cold throwing motherfuckers under a bus? Heenghh??
Chappaquiddick land shark.
Did they have to shoot the horse? Or the driver? Biden should just appear via video uplink from now on.
Decker: So fucking funny, I have relapsed into my coma/bed. Nite nite, from the slightly eastern
bowelboro of NYC.Reefpilot: Somehow, I’m just picturing a besotted Teddy K. wandering around the capitol wearing nothing but silk polka-dot boxers and a shark fin strapped to his head.
Actually if Heaven is anything like I wish it was, that’s exactly what he’s doing right now.
The driver(s) must be Rush bots, “scouting” while really desiring to be teabagging and going rogue on someone instead.
Jim Newell: But, I don’t believe his family was killed by Spiro Agnew’s motorcade, so…narrowly defined humour?
Fox News Light: If this ever-changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry…
Say livery and let divery.
It’s what Biden, Joe Biden, would’ve wanted.
Strident RedState column about how Biden doesn’t care about other people on the road in 3… 2… 1…
Click: When one’s name is “Zahid Butt”, getting one’s record wiped clean is all but impossible.
Poor Joe isn’t driving a train no more.
Joe’s were-motorcade strikes again! How many more lives and insurance policies have to die/be managled before something is done about this? Won’t someone think of the children, lives, and insurance policies? Won’t anyone think of the children, lives and insurance policies. Good god, man.
And Killer Joe laughs his ass off, swigging Cristal straight from the bottle with the bass thumping as he rolls off into the night.
Let me let you all in on a little secret. With budgets being what they are these days and the extra load created by nutso wingnuts on the PoTUS’s detail, ‘Ol flappy gums doesn’t actually have a full secret service detail anymore and he’s driving himself. And with all those years spent riding commuter rail, his driving skills are rather lacking anymore…mistakes were made.
Reefpilot: Dude! That band is fucking killer!
VET THIS, YOU FUCKERS.
http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/11/17/hit-the-bitch/
sati demise: chascates: Unfortunately, he had to be put down.
He was sired by an Arabian father, born to a mare attracted to studs of the Triple Crown and reared by handlers in Hawaii, a paradise furlongs from the American mainstream.
shortsshortsshorts: I would hit that.
Somewhat on topic given that Joe was on his way to TDS…
Jon has Lou Dobbs on tomorrow.
Could be fun.
Novak jokes were cool the day he died, which wasn’t itself cool but less uncool than most people’s deaths would have been.
WadISay: How in the hell has any Amtrak train made it between Washington and Wilmington for the last 30 years?
Oh, the trains make it through just fine. But with an enormous toll of cows, negroes and dogs.
This is weird. Like WTF, beyond the reasonable bounds of coincidence weird.
gurukalehuru: Don’t worry, we can blame the Jews for all of it. And the gays, also.
Harriet I killed a kid
It’s safer for you to go stridin’
Than ride in the fleet of Joe Biden
The accident rate
Means his ship of state
Will be rechristened Poseidon.
News Short n’ Sweet by JFD8
http://twitter.com/JFD8
Mr Blifil: I hit it 4 times - biatch!
A Twitter whore! That’s a new one.
JFD8: RABBLEROUSER!!1
There once was a tweetwhore named JFD8
Who thought posting twittericks was something great
But sweet news it’s not
When it’s just a dumb twat
That needs to meet the cruel banhammer of fate!
Extemporanus:
Clever rhyming, poetry slammer
but a bit too quick with the ol’ banhammer
gurukalehuru: The VP motorcade did 9/11?
I can hardly wait for the Alex Jones crowd to start on that one.
gurukalehuru: A considerate couplet, the gist of which I did consider.
However, a perusal of le Google prior to poet-izing made it clear that WWJFD8 has a habit of leaving self-linked twitter ditties on this and other sites (e.g. POLITICO), and little—if anything—else.
Had even a few non-copy & pasted comments been in evidence, I would’ve played it cool. But with clueless humortards like rabblerouser42 continuing to run roughshod as of late, my tolerance is admittedly low.
In the absence of a denial by WWJDF8 I am forced to conclude that he(?) and rabblerouser42 are in fact one and the same.
Fox News Light: Does it become funny again when Biden goes on the Daily Show and lamely jokes about how New York doesn’t have nearly the amount of traffic he remembers?
Or is that still counted as a gaffe?
Fox News Light: You just made me remember when he almost cried during the VP debate. Biden + Car Crash = NOT FUNNY EVAR.
Jim Newell: Sorry Jim. My B.
(just send me my iphone)
See, this is what happens when you mess with Joe. Just sayin.
I’m telling you, vice presidents are nothing but stone-cold killers. You have Aaron Burr, (no doubt a bunch of others I’m forgetting), Dick Cheney and now Joe Biden. They are the scourge of America.
Yoko Ono: I’m not sure about Stalin, I think he liked more obvious ways to kill people, but some of Idi Amin’s enemies died in ‘car accidents’.
x111e7thst: Wait, wasn’t WWJDF8 there when Glenn Beck raped and murdered that girl back in 1980? He certainly hasn’t denied it.
Old Joe did as he said he would,
took all the shopping carts from all the malls
and brought them to Utah, which was Zion.
You would think the most secure way from getting from place to place in NY is by taxi. No one will ever suspect you are anyone important. But god help you if you don’t tip
In an impromptu press conference, President Obama declares Biden’s Motorcade a threat to national security.