Have you all pored through today’s RNCRESEARCHBRIEFING? Eh, it’s pretty good; we’ll give it a 7 on the ol’ RNCRESEARCHBRIEFING Scale. So: Michael Steele invented a video game, according to the RNCRESEARCHBRIEFING: “‘The Senate version of lapdogs.GOP.com is our latest effort to hold these Democrats accountable for their actions.’ – RNC Chairman Michael Steele.” Great, let’s check it out.
We don’t get it.
Lap Dog Match Game [GOP.com]
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Um, if I had a little enema-doggie like Mr. Steele there, I wouldn’t be the first one to be casting aspersions on pet-lovers.
DNC version — match the Rethuglican Senator to the lobbyist’s dick he’s sucking.
I’ll take “Shitheads” for a hundred.
It’s like Concentration, but without “matching” things to reality.
Always pick Charles Nelson Reilly or Richard Dawson. And where is Gene Rayburn?
I’m confused.
It would be more fun if we got a chance to try and match Senator Dorgan to his hairpiece. But what is this about?
The RNC really has no clue who their base is. What God-fearing Republican is going to know any of those quotes?
How did the GOP come up with this? It’s like a match game for lazy, incurious, unthinking — oh, nevermind.
I tried to match Sen. Michael Bennet (D-Colo) with Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-Lousiana) since they would make a lovely couple but the stupid game wouldn’t do it.
‘The Senate version of lapdogs.GOP.com is our latest effort to hold these Democrats accountable for their actions.’
Time to investigate fraud, waste and abuse at the GOP headquarters.
There’s a reason they call it “solitaire”.
Virtual three-card monte SUCKS
[re=460176]Ducksworthy[/re]: Remember those people two years ago who were all “Give it an up-or-down vote!” and saying that refusing to vote on certain issues was un-American and they were talking about the nuclear option and all that?
Well, this is from those nice people, and they’re trying to intimidate Senate Democrats into filibustering the Healthcare bill so that it never gets an up-or-down vote.
um, retardation?
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Pat Sajak: The category is famous phrases.
proudgrampa: I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat!
[re=460174]magic titty[/re]: Or Kitty Carlisle, for that matter.
It’s a geography matching game. Dorgan’s on the left because North Dakota is west of Montana, which is on the right. The spot in the middle represents the state between North Dakota and Montana. I think you’re supposed to guess which one it is.
This is poop.
[re=460189]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Not only that, but some are now saying it would be cowardly and un-American for a Senator to vote for cloture, then vote against the final bill. It’s pretty much the exact opposite of their argument from back then.
Oo! Guess what! You don’t even have to read all those words in order to make a match! You just have to keep guessing and eventually you’ll get it. Being an informed citizen is easier than I thought!
What are you doing up so early Jim? Having trouble sleeping ever since the Palin/Oprah clusterfuck?
My chipset will never be able to handle the prodigious OpenGL requirements.
[re=460174]magic titty[/re]: right? part of me has hoping to see lindsey graham’s hand up charlie crist’s ass, ala wayland flowers.
Needs more space invaders. Piew! Piew!
[re=460199]JMP[/re]: But that would mean that their arguments weren’t really from principle, but were just the most expedient way to get what they wanted.
Nah, I’m sure they just had some sort of epiphany since then.
Cause otherwise, they would be a pack of mercenary cocks.
Once again, constructive republicans prove they’re good for America.
Where’s the button to shoot a fellow turkey shooter in the head? With my shotgun? It’s not a game without a shotgun. And people’s heads. I DON’T GET IT, GOP. HEAD SHOOTING FAIL.
Republics are the party of assholios.
First PJTV and then this? I dub thee Time Suck Tuesday!
The Rapist, please, Alex.
“Paul, you’re the world’s most popular fruit. What are you?”
“Um…Charlie Crist?”
What the hell? It matched Sen. Blanche Lincoln with a strawberry?!
[re=460201]Larry McAwful[/re]: “You don’t even have to read all those words in order to make a match! You just have to keep guessing and eventually you’ll get it.”
Congratulations on your erudite and succinct summation of the entire GOP strategy.
Uh, that would be in the butt, Bob…
I was wondering what this Xmas season’s ‘Tickle Me Elmo’-style gift craze was going to be. Now I know.
I expected mooing, what gives?
Yes, because when you’re rebranding your web presence, the URL you really want sticking in people’s minds is lapdogs.GOP.com.
Well done, Mr. Steele, well done.
Well, it worked on me, boy. Now I know exactly which Senators to vote for and against. How many am I allowed to choose?
I guess it’ll do until I can afford Modern Warfare 2.
I thought Steele loved puppies!
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