Don’t click the link. Don’t watch the video. Don’t listen to this shitbird. Okay maybe watch a little bit. [PJTV]
TUESDAY FUN VIDEO
November 17, 2009
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Without watching, I’m guessing Dice Clay made a comeback on Greg Gutfield’s 2:30-in-the-morning-competing-with-zombie-Billy-Mays-infomercial Fox News show?
Louder with Crowder makes me want to urp my chowder. And what the fuck is “Flowplayer?” And why are the video segments marked with bright blue banners declaring “FREE?” Are they planning to move to a subcriber-based pay-per-view model? Please, please, pleeeeeez, hurry up with that, it’ll be a good use of all that seed money, you gotta get that blog on to a pay-earn basis!!!
Oh and the vid will not load, I think there are Trucknutz in the gears.
Won’t do it. I just won’t.
Wow, I feel much better… I thought Americans were being waterboarded and Cuba was literally in the 7th level of Hell, because I’m a braindead PJTV viewer. I’m sure the detainees enjoy the lovely weather and beaches… Maybe they can do some of the waterboarding outside, on the beach. Gitmo beach rulez!
Why is that creepy puppet from Thunderbirds asking me for money at the beginning of that? This is not pleasant.
It crashed becuz sheeple and MSM and something whatever.
[re=460108]Mr Blifil[/re]: It would not load for me either. I guess a few Wonktards trying load their crap actually taxed their servers. Another right wing tech triumph, I tells ya, also, too.
“this fuckface’s terribly homophobic stand-up bit”
Dane Cook? Or maybe Carlos Mencia?
Guess I should be glad that I can’t watch this at work.
Q: If a northbound water tanker and a southbound tanker full of vinegar crash in a head-on collision, what sound does it make?
A: DOUCHE!
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Oh thank God for Websense.
I want to go, I hear Cuba is lovely in January. So what is it they say about Gitmo? You’ll come for the weather, stay for the food, or something like that. Fuck you, asshole.
For those of you who can’t see it, he’s literally water-skiing, playing on the beach, and says “Gitmo beach rulez!”. I thought Jim was being hyperbolic, but he’s not. This guy should have gotten waterboarded to get the full Gitmo experience.
I watched almost 7 minutes. I had some quotes & s****y comebacks.
Fuck it.
Dudes a dull tool. Won’t waste funny on him.
Well, Jim, at Pajamas TV, they know that anything becomes fun if it happens in a tropical setting. Caribbean slavery? It just gave those Rasta dudes a chance to chill out in the islands, smoke some ganja, and eat breadfruit. Torture prisons? As long as there are beaches, it’s like we just sent all these muslins on an endless Carnival cruise.
Can someone translate the video into Youtubish? I don’t understand PJTV or Flowplayer.
[re=460126]4tehlulz[/re]: I get that a lot. On BBC articles even, if they have “sex” in the title.
Which is a suckfest – but not in a good way.
someone’s after glenn beck’s job!
Vidi no loadie. Flow Player got no flow. Brain cells protected.
Seven minutes in and I haven’t seen any actual footage of actual detainees and actual facilities. And yet runs his polemic as though there is, um, evidence for his point.
*sigh*
Seven minutes I won’t get back. Damn.
This is vomitworthy.
Weiner – ha ha – that just never gets old -
[re=460132]grendel[/re]: I am a journalistic objective ethical reporter and have never told a lie.
Piece of shitTV won’t load. Haha. Load.
Wouldn’t load on my Mac — thank you, Bill Gates! In any case, comedy is hard to do and never truly universal in the way that music can be. For all we know, this may have been considered hysterical on the planet where it was made.
My Mac has iAroma and that website smells like poo poo real bad.
Yeah! GITMO ROKKS!!!
Actually, they got me from the beginning with those awesome “24″-style graphics.
Yup. Because, you know, on most bases, the troops and the prisoners are treated exactly the same. On some really crowded bases they even share barracks! It’s just like here, if you think about it, where our prisoners live in the same accommodations as the prison guards and the regular citizens in surrounding areas. I know I personally see the inmates from the local medium security prison at the ice cream shops, go kart tracks and high school football fields all the time.
“As many return to killing fellow Americans. Americans, liberals, remember, the victims in all this?”
So if Americans are being tortured by Americans for killing other Americans, Americans truly are the victims. Yup. I’m sure that was an unintentional slip.
Oh wait, we were talking about those evil evil prisoners that killed a ton of Americans but “aren’t powerful enough to land a finisher” or to fight in any way more hurtful than “a bunch of bums fighting over a sandwich.”
So is this kid Sarah/Bristol Palin’s child too? He’d sure fit in.
What I learned: evil shits are people too and they like ice cream.
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I don’t know, Jim, your previous assertions re: the worst thing since the Cambrian explosion may have been premature. This is definitely terrible beyond the scope of our mere 233 years of history.
The “Guantanamo as posh resort” bit actually reminds me a little of the “Somalia: Libertarian Paradise” argument from a few years back. And who says republicans are “glass-half-full” people!
Where are the college girls showing their titties? Where’s Joe Francis?
Fuck you, and your gelled out freakshow of a haircut crowder. I bet that could take a waterboarding.
Oh and I just LOVED the part about how gitmo has less prisoner-on-prisoner violence than American prisons. It really is amazing how they manage that, since half of them sleep “dorm-style,” with a few dozen bunks per room, and almost all their waking hours are free time with the run of the yard or the day room, where they mingle with all the other prisoners, spotting each other on weights and playing chess. Just like an American prison. Right.
[re=460200]Redhead[/re]: Plus, is this an endorsement of gitmo, or a condemnation of American prisons, which are widely regarded as among the worst in the developed world? Durrr them criminulz needs punishing.
Oh noooo! Now that I’ve clicked this link, I only have ELEVEN MORE videos I can watch before creating a free account! God dammit, Jim and Juli… how could you make me do this?
Wow. I made it almost 10 minutes before I smashed the close button. I was beginning to think Gitmo was a tourist resort and tried to book a week there at xmas.
Oh shite! It is a resort, and Travelocity just got me a great deal!
[re=460208]Mad Brahms[/re]: But do the gitmo prisoners need punishing? I can’t tell from this video. They’re either the devil incarnate, responsible for killing all of America, or they’re these harmless little pussies incapable of hurting anyone. It changes every couple minutes.
Boo, no video. I guess I’ll have to get my daily dose of reactionary wingnut self-loathing homophobia from my usual source.
I like the part where the terrorists escaped from Gitmo and made the WTC go boom.
The bit where he puts on a mop and pretends to be a stoner rasta as a representative of the liberal point of view is quite brilliant, and of course as representative of reality as is Sarah Palin.
Frankly, the only sliver of truth we’ve seen all week were the Neo-Nazis at that Tea Party event.
I’m just gonna tuck this way down here where no one will ever find it.
You know what happens when you eat your own poop? You get HOOKWORMS!
(I’m lookin’ at you, Palin family)
Pajamas has really gone downhill since they fired Joe the Plumber.
I just read his bio on Wikipedia. He was raised in Canada. I am deeply ashamed.
I used to think Gitmo should be closed because prisoners were treated badly. Now I think it should be closed because they’re treated too well! Thanks Pajamas Media!
Why wasn’t the rest of the Ultimate Frisbee team with him?
The best part was wen he suggested that Gitmo detainees be allowed to be raped by U.S. prison inmates! Ha ha ha! He was smiling when he said it so that makes it funny!
Spring Break Gitmo, y’all! White sands, sunny skies, and rapes; not much different than Spring Break Cancun, that’s for damned sure.
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