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Check Out This Platonic Photo Of Charlie Crist And Another Dude

by Jim Newell  10:25 am November 16, 2009

Oh ho ho! When Charlie Crist sends one of these to you — the fraudster Scott Rothstein in this case, ROWR — then you know he wants a “meeting in the governor’s office.” “Without pants.” “Because of gayness.” [TPM]

{ 66 comments }

Way Cool Larry November 16, 2009 at 10:26 am

hubba hubba!

tiny mexican November 16, 2009 at 10:31 am

Don’t forget the time he and Scott took turns blowing… well they were blowing candles on a cake Scott gave to him, but there’s no way to sexify that.

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/bdaycake-crist-new.jpg

proudgrampa November 16, 2009 at 10:32 am

Oh. My. God.

That is SO gay.

And amazing. Also.

Way Cool Larry November 16, 2009 at 10:34 am

I’m scared to think about what the hands we can’t see in that photo are doing

jetjaguar November 16, 2009 at 10:35 am

the silver fox claims another

Aflac Shrugged November 16, 2009 at 10:37 am

[re=459171]Way Cool Larry[/re]: Gripping the tabletop that you can’t see, in order to provide leverage?

JMP November 16, 2009 at 10:37 am

Who knew that Crist was a chubby chaser?

And I see this conman dude was also buddies with the most annoying band of the 70s; more reason to have him (besides the conning, I mean).

Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 10:40 am

I’d like to see Charlie Crist’s charge schedule. What’s the cost for full-profile, to all parties?

freakishlystrong November 16, 2009 at 10:40 am

Lot’s and lots of orange in that pic. Orange is so gay.

V572625694 November 16, 2009 at 10:41 am

Is there something in the water that makes everyone in Florida turn orange? And is John Boehner spending too much time there?

[re=459174]JMP[/re]: You nailed the Eagles there, indisputably.

comicbookguy November 16, 2009 at 10:44 am

Florida oranges. Crist, typical politician, is sucking up to the citrus industry by pretending to be one of them.

Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 10:45 am

[re=459171]Way Cool Larry[/re]: We needn’t hurt for a tickle.

What Fresh Hell is This? November 16, 2009 at 10:51 am

Scott surely looks like Arnold Rothstein. Arnold was politically connected to Tammany Hall. Is Charlie Crisp the new Jimmy Walker?

Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 10:52 am

[re=459173]Aflac Shrugged[/re]: And then there’s the wood blinders…

Come here a minute November 16, 2009 at 10:54 am

The amazing thing was how the tie matched the “tan” — it must be love.

WarAndG November 16, 2009 at 10:54 am

Nothing more titillating than Secret Governor Man Love (I’m talking about the movie, you can buy it at the back of the bookstore.)

pub_option November 16, 2009 at 10:56 am

So Scott Rothstein is an Eagles fan. In the photo it does look like he is going to take it, to the limit, one more time.

IgnatiusReilly November 16, 2009 at 10:56 am

Groucho Marx: “If I hold you any closer, I’ll be in back of you.”

norbizness November 16, 2009 at 10:57 am

I like the ones where Crist signs “I’ve got a-no-ther puzzle for you.”

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 16, 2009 at 10:58 am

Scotty Rothstein looks like a refugee from a Furry convention, while Charlie is taking the “Alien from V” look to the extreme. Scritchey/Venomous 2012!

Mild Midwesterner November 16, 2009 at 10:59 am

[re=459198]IgnatiusReilly[/re]: If I said you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

Mr Blifil November 16, 2009 at 11:00 am
Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 11:04 am

[re=459173]Aflac Shrugged[/re]: When a body falls aginem, they shut with a fap…until such time as, from the inside. This day was a “YES!”

Bruno November 16, 2009 at 11:04 am

Because Crist is now married to the owner of a highly successful costume company, we should only interpret this as a buddy hug

Come here a minute November 16, 2009 at 11:05 am

He was brutally handsome, and he was terminally pretty.

JMP November 16, 2009 at 11:08 am

[re=459181]V572625694[/re]: There’s something about them that I just can’t stand. Part of it is because there’s a regular at my regular bar that always put a bunch of money in the jukebox, then plays nothing but Eagles & Johnny Cash.

PsycGirl November 16, 2009 at 11:09 am

After that picture was taken, the situation was more like this

magic titty November 16, 2009 at 11:13 am

Their cocks are touching.

Mahousu November 16, 2009 at 11:16 am

I am most impressed that Scott is “married” to a “woman” “named” “Princess Kimmy.”

And I really do think I need just about all the sarcasm quotation marks there.

Suds McKenzie November 16, 2009 at 11:18 am

looks like some innocent two man Caucusing.

bureaucrap November 16, 2009 at 11:20 am

I know I asked for more sex pics on Wonkette, but couldn’t you do a little better than that? Where are the pictures of Larry Craig with Zac Efron?

Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 11:22 am

[re=459225]Suds McKenzie[/re]: You need not bet your ass: We’ve got that covered!

Crank Tango November 16, 2009 at 11:27 am

[re=459222]magic titty[/re]: I think they call that “sword fighting.”

Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 11:28 am

[re=459219]PsycGirl[/re]: Damnit these are no times for sublimation.

AggieDemocrat November 16, 2009 at 11:30 am

[re=459179]freakishlystrong[/re]: Seriously, what is it with orange Republicans? Is there something in the water they hand out at the Klan rallies caucus meetings?

proudgrampa November 16, 2009 at 11:30 am

[re=459222]magic titty[/re]: I was wondering if that’s the first step before Going Rogue.

Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 11:33 am

[re=459237]AggieDemocrat[/re]: They wish to appear more Black and Attic Greek.

Guppy06 November 16, 2009 at 11:34 am

And while Charlie’s having manly frat-boy sex with Rothstein and his bling, his teabagger-favored opponent is busy ripping off not Monty Python but NOBAMA!

http://carmonreport.com/2009/11/exclusive-rubio-campaign-plagiarizes-from-obama-campaign/

And Scott and Charlie still aren’t allowed to adopt!

FMA November 16, 2009 at 11:35 am

Wankers.

Oldskool November 16, 2009 at 11:40 am

This is why the phrase “get a room” is so popular.

thefrontpage November 16, 2009 at 11:42 am

What would Carry Playjeans or Charles Patton III have to say about this?

teebob2000 November 16, 2009 at 11:42 am

I’m guessing the guy ended up with orange smears all over his underpants…

Sleeves November 16, 2009 at 11:45 am

[re=459216]Come here a minute[/re]: Ahaha! Eagles on surround…

Maus November 16, 2009 at 11:59 am

And yet, still miles better than Jeb or whomever the teabaggers choose to run.

Josh Fruhlinger November 16, 2009 at 12:07 pm

“You be amazing”?

RobPetrified November 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm

I predict that Florida will elect its first tea bagger to the US senate.
No, not Charlie the happy tea bagger, Marco Rubio from the Tea Bag Party.

sezme November 16, 2009 at 12:14 pm

[re=459299]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: “Be” is a mistake. Should have been “taste”.

Holding Out for a Hero November 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm

So what happened after the photographer left the room?

Prommie November 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Will noone at least have the decency to end their comment with “not that there is anything wrong with that?”

S.Luggo November 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Please. Such displays of manly affection are not entirely uncommon in the Sunshine State: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/72dpicristinaug449fcopycopy.jpg

GrouchoEngels November 16, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Here are two Florida oranges for which Anita Bryant will NOT serve as spokeswoman.

chaste everywhere November 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm

He meant to sign it “Your amazing!”

Extemporanus November 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm

[re=459194]Come here a minute[/re]: That’s not a tie—his shirt is unbuttoned to the waist.

proudgrampa November 16, 2009 at 1:54 pm

[re=459329]Prommie[/re]: Ooooooh, there’s nothing wrong with that!

chascates November 16, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Instead of the rainbow flag closeted politicians use an orange shade.

sleepy November 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm

[re=459373]S.Luggo[/re]: not to mention: http://images2.dailykos.com/images/user/3/Obama_Crist.jpg

Jukesgrrl November 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm

Charlie Crist just clutches and squeezes. Rick Perry pets.

bitchincamaro November 16, 2009 at 6:47 pm

I’m all for comparing oranges to oranges.

engulfedinflames November 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm

There’s nothing wrong with it.

artpepper November 17, 2009 at 12:52 am
S.Luggo November 17, 2009 at 1:18 am

[re=459680]sleepy[/re]:
Note Barry’s grimace, as if he senses that an invite to the Miami Beach Grecian Baths has just been slipped into his pant’s pocket.

Dang. Obama looks so prickly. He would have been its first mulatto member. Even if one includes Marco Rubio. With Cubans, who really knows?

LowerdPeninsula November 17, 2009 at 1:57 am

Let’s be clear, this isn’t necessarily gay. What it is is someone with a total lack of understanding concerning the issue of personal bubbles. He doesn’t really look like he’s going in for a kiss. No; dude looks like he’s about to totally consume, bodily, Mr. Jewstein.

new complexnegro November 17, 2009 at 2:49 am

Now, now, now, there’s nothing wrong with a little male bonding and teabagging.

theoriginaljoefisher November 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm

No homo.

SaintPetersblog November 22, 2009 at 7:56 pm

As FL’s unemplyment hits highest lvl in 24 yrs, Charlie Crist is pictured at ESPNZone in NY.

http://bit.ly/4yhJhm

Centrist November 23, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Okay, lets all give Crist the benefit of the doubt. You can see his hands in the photos. But what does it look like when an elephant embraces a donkey over the stimulus package? Now that is a photo worth seeing.

http://palinyoubetcha2012.com/wordpress/?p=6751

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