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SO MUCH ORANGE

Check Out This Platonic Photo Of Charlie Crist And Another Dude

Oh ho ho! When Charlie Crist sends one of these to you — the fraudster Scott Rothstein in this case, ROWR — then you know he wants a “meeting in the governor’s office.” “Without pants.” “Because of gayness.” [TPM]


10:25 AM on Mon November 16 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. Way Cool Larry says at 10:26 am, November 16th, 2009

    hubba hubba!

  2. tiny mexican says at 10:31 am, November 16th, 2009

    Don’t forget the time he and Scott took turns blowing… well they were blowing candles on a cake Scott gave to him, but there’s no way to sexify that.

    http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/bdaycake-crist-new.jpg

  3. proudgrampa says at 10:32 am, November 16th, 2009

    Oh. My. God.

    That is SO gay.

    And amazing. Also.

  4. Way Cool Larry says at 10:34 am, November 16th, 2009

    I’m scared to think about what the hands we can’t see in that photo are doing

  5. jetjaguar says at 10:35 am, November 16th, 2009

    the silver fox claims another

  6. Aflac Shrugged says at 10:37 am, November 16th, 2009

    Way Cool Larry: Gripping the tabletop that you can’t see, in order to provide leverage?

  7. Who knew that Crist was a chubby chaser?

    And I see this conman dude was also buddies with the most annoying band of the 70s; more reason to have him (besides the conning, I mean).

  8. I’d like to see Charlie Crist’s charge schedule. What’s the cost for full-profile, to all parties?

  9. freakishlystrong says at 10:40 am, November 16th, 2009

    Lot’s and lots of orange in that pic. Orange is so gay.

  10. V572625694 says at 10:41 am, November 16th, 2009

    Is there something in the water that makes everyone in Florida turn orange? And is John Boehner spending too much time there?

    JMP: You nailed the Eagles there, indisputably.

  11. comicbookguy says at 10:44 am, November 16th, 2009

    Florida oranges. Crist, typical politician, is sucking up to the citrus industry by pretending to be one of them.

  12. Way Cool Larry: We needn’t hurt for a tickle.

  13. What Fresh Hell is This? says at 10:51 am, November 16th, 2009

    Scott surely looks like Arnold Rothstein. Arnold was politically connected to Tammany Hall. Is Charlie Crisp the new Jimmy Walker?

  14. Aflac Shrugged: And then there’s the wood blinders…

  15. Come here a minute says at 10:54 am, November 16th, 2009

    The amazing thing was how the tie matched the “tan” — it must be love.

  16. Nothing more titillating than Secret Governor Man Love (I’m talking about the movie, you can buy it at the back of the bookstore.)

  17. pub_option says at 10:56 am, November 16th, 2009

    So Scott Rothstein is an Eagles fan. In the photo it does look like he is going to take it, to the limit, one more time.

  18. IgnatiusReilly says at 10:56 am, November 16th, 2009

    Groucho Marx: “If I hold you any closer, I’ll be in back of you.”

  19. norbizness says at 10:57 am, November 16th, 2009

    I like the ones where Crist signs “I’ve got a-no-ther puzzle for you.”

  20. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 10:58 am, November 16th, 2009

    Scotty Rothstein looks like a refugee from a Furry convention, while Charlie is taking the “Alien from V” look to the extreme. Scritchey/Venomous 2012!

  21. Mild Midwesterner says at 10:59 am, November 16th, 2009

    IgnatiusReilly: If I said you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

  22. Mr Blifil says at 11:00 am, November 16th, 2009
  23. Aflac Shrugged: When a body falls aginem, they shut with a fap…until such time as, from the inside. This day was a “YES!”

  24. Because Crist is now married to the owner of a highly successful costume company, we should only interpret this as a buddy hug

  25. Come here a minute says at 11:05 am, November 16th, 2009

    He was brutally handsome, and he was terminally pretty.

  26. V572625694: There’s something about them that I just can’t stand. Part of it is because there’s a regular at my regular bar that always put a bunch of money in the jukebox, then plays nothing but Eagles & Johnny Cash.

  27. After that picture was taken, the situation was more like this

  28. magic titty says at 11:13 am, November 16th, 2009

    Their cocks are touching.

  29. I am most impressed that Scott is “married” to a “woman” “named” “Princess Kimmy.”

    And I really do think I need just about all the sarcasm quotation marks there.

  30. Suds McKenzie says at 11:18 am, November 16th, 2009

    looks like some innocent two man Caucusing.

  31. bureaucrap says at 11:20 am, November 16th, 2009

    I know I asked for more sex pics on Wonkette, but couldn’t you do a little better than that? Where are the pictures of Larry Craig with Zac Efron?

  32. Suds McKenzie: You need not bet your ass: We’ve got that covered!

  33. Crank Tango says at 11:27 am, November 16th, 2009

    magic titty: I think they call that “sword fighting.”

  34. PsycGirl: Damnit these are no times for sublimation.

  35. AggieDemocrat says at 11:30 am, November 16th, 2009

    freakishlystrong: Seriously, what is it with orange Republicans? Is there something in the water they hand out at the Klan rallies caucus meetings?

  36. proudgrampa says at 11:30 am, November 16th, 2009

    magic titty: I was wondering if that’s the first step before Going Rogue.

  37. AggieDemocrat: They wish to appear more Black and Attic Greek.

  38. And while Charlie’s having manly frat-boy sex with Rothstein and his bling, his teabagger-favored opponent is busy ripping off not Monty Python but NOBAMA!

    http://carmonreport.com/2009/11/exclusive-rubio-campaign-plagiarizes-from-obama-campaign/

    And Scott and Charlie still aren’t allowed to adopt!

  39. Wankers.

  40. This is why the phrase “get a room” is so popular.

  41. thefrontpage says at 11:42 am, November 16th, 2009

    What would Carry Playjeans or Charles Patton III have to say about this?

  42. teebob2000 says at 11:42 am, November 16th, 2009

    I’m guessing the guy ended up with orange smears all over his underpants…

  43. Come here a minute: Ahaha! Eagles on surround…

  44. And yet, still miles better than Jeb or whomever the teabaggers choose to run.

  45. “You be amazing”?

  46. RobPetrified says at 12:08 pm, November 16th, 2009

    I predict that Florida will elect its first tea bagger to the US senate.
    No, not Charlie the happy tea bagger, Marco Rubio from the Tea Bag Party.

  47. Josh Fruhlinger: “Be” is a mistake. Should have been “taste”.

  48. Holding Out for a Hero says at 12:32 pm, November 16th, 2009

    So what happened after the photographer left the room?

  49. Will noone at least have the decency to end their comment with “not that there is anything wrong with that?”

  50. Please. Such displays of manly affection are not entirely uncommon in the Sunshine State: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/72dpicristinaug449fcopycopy.jpg

  51. GrouchoEngels says at 1:23 pm, November 16th, 2009

    Here are two Florida oranges for which Anita Bryant will NOT serve as spokeswoman.

  52. chaste everywhere says at 1:39 pm, November 16th, 2009

    He meant to sign it “Your amazing!”

  53. Extemporanus says at 1:41 pm, November 16th, 2009

    Come here a minute: That’s not a tie—his shirt is unbuttoned to the waist.

  54. proudgrampa says at 1:54 pm, November 16th, 2009

    Prommie: Ooooooh, there’s nothing wrong with that!

  55. chascates says at 2:57 pm, November 16th, 2009

    Instead of the rainbow flag closeted politicians use an orange shade.

  56. Jukesgrrl says at 5:11 pm, November 16th, 2009

    Charlie Crist just clutches and squeezes. Rick Perry pets.

  57. bitchincamaro says at 6:47 pm, November 16th, 2009

    I’m all for comparing oranges to oranges.

  58. engulfedinflames says at 6:55 pm, November 16th, 2009

    There’s nothing wrong with it.

  59. artpepper says at 12:52 am, November 17th, 2009
  60. sleepy:
    Note Barry’s grimace, as if he senses that an invite to the Miami Beach Grecian Baths has just been slipped into his pant’s pocket.

    Dang. Obama looks so prickly. He would have been its first mulatto member. Even if one includes Marco Rubio. With Cubans, who really knows?

  61. LowerdPeninsula says at 1:57 am, November 17th, 2009

    Let’s be clear, this isn’t necessarily gay. What it is is someone with a total lack of understanding concerning the issue of personal bubbles. He doesn’t really look like he’s going in for a kiss. No; dude looks like he’s about to totally consume, bodily, Mr. Jewstein.

  62. new complexnegro says at 2:49 am, November 17th, 2009

    Now, now, now, there’s nothing wrong with a little male bonding and teabagging.

  63. theoriginaljoefisher says at 4:39 pm, November 17th, 2009

    No homo.

  64. SaintPetersblog says at 7:56 pm, November 22nd, 2009

    As FL’s unemplyment hits highest lvl in 24 yrs, Charlie Crist is pictured at ESPNZone in NY.

    http://bit.ly/4yhJhm

  65. Centrist says at 5:35 pm, November 23rd, 2009

    Okay, lets all give Crist the benefit of the doubt. You can see his hands in the photos. But what does it look like when an elephant embraces a donkey over the stimulus package? Now that is a photo worth seeing.

    http://palinyoubetcha2012.com/wordpress/?p=6751

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