Just FYI, despite the inaccuracies of the trust Your Facebook Inbox Newswire, Meghan McCain was not mugged and knifed last night—no backwards “M” was carved!
The “bottom of this” was very quickly reached when old Megsy remembered that she didn’t even have a public Facebook.
In other words, someone “hacked”—password guess: the word “asterisks”—into her private Facebook account, an account that the billions of Twitter people could not possibly have even known about, and sent lying messages they could not possibly have ever received. They must have been doubly or triply worried, somehow, about the events they didn’t know about. In the future, just do not believe anything about Meghan McCain that did not come directly from Meghan McCain, via this Twitter, or via a compliment from a third-party. Compliments and Twitter only. Anyway Meghan’s fine you guys!!
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Who knew her password was “daddyissues”?
How lame could this impersonator be, if he/she fooled all those “friends”?
The devine Miss McCain certainly has a complex life. Being a celebutant is not easy, nor is kidding one’s self that you are something more than a celebutant.
I believe thats “celebutard”
When Meg says somebody “hacked into” her “account” last night, is that code for, she got laid?
So her boobs are fake, too?
She can’t count to 140, either.
[re=459144]TGY[/re]: No, I think this mean those were stunt boobs in the photo.
la la la la la la la [I can't hear you Meg] la la la la la la la
Meghan hates teh lames too?
Anyone you have friended is not me but a lame impersonator. What kind of vanity assumes that everyone who is not oneself must be trying to impersonate oneself? Is there a DSM code for that sort of thinking?
Well… does the Facebook Meg now insist that the Twitter Meg is fake?
[re=459157]sezme[/re]: Is there a DSM code for that sort of thinking?
See [re=459139]dave666[/re] above.
Oh, I am SO freakin’ relieved. (Yawn).
In related news, someone has hacked into my wonkette account and told everyone I want to motorboat her funbags while she slaps me with a copy of Andy Warhol’s biography. Vavavvrooom! Sorry for anyone who was worried.
Anyone you have friended is not me. I have no friends. I’m just not that likeable.
If she’s a “blogette”, why hasn’t she updated her blog for six months?
http://mccainblogette.com/
shouldn’t she be running around frantically trying to find the person who actually *was* mugged at knifepoint last night?
Let’s encourage some low hanging fruit.
http://2009.weblogawards.org/nominations/best-twitterer/index.php#comment-22704
STFU and lets see the TITS!
Anyone can fake a Facebook entry, but not everyone can fake boobs like hers.
[re=459142]WadISay[/re]: Fucking FINALLY.
Hmmmm. Sara Palin has been getting too much attention this week. What to do? What to do.
[re=459157]sezme[/re]: Yes, Narcissistic Personality Disorder http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcissistic-personality-disorder/DS00652
Nonentityvember continues apace!
Meh. Needs more backward Bs.
Hopefully, when she gets to the bottom of this, there will be pix.
As John Cheever would say, she’s got an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.
[re=459215]Mr Blifil[/re]: HUH, WHAT? PIX, BOTTOMS? WHERE? Oh. Never mind.
And as Bill Hicks would say, “Will there be titty?”
So, I’m confused. Is Meg my Facebook friend or not?
That’s right, it wasn’t a backwards ‘M’…it was an UPSIDEDOWN ‘W’. Riley! Stop hanging by your ankles from trees and attacking Meg. Srsly, k?
Forget the knife attack Meg, just spill the beans on Palin. STAT!
Celebutard or celebritard? I always wondered which was more widely accepted.
Etymologically, the latter seems to make more sense, unless the subject happens to a celebrity, a debutante and ‘tard.
[re=459180]catsquatch[/re]: “Let’s encourage some low hanging fruit.”
You voted for Meghan McCain’s blog, not her sweaterpuppies. This will make her talk more
[re=459251]Maus[/re]: Do said sweaterpuppies have their own separate blog?
Makecan MacCan’t–please dis-connect from all internet-related functions for the next five years, find yourself a nice job that contributes to society, and please don’t bother any of us again until you’ve grown up, matured, become an adult–and have learned how to properly function as an adult! Thank you!
First, it’s her rack, and now she’s getting to her bottom? I wait the next tweet with breathless anticipation.
Speaking of boobs, who is that Hayden-Harnett woman and why is she pinching her (almost non-existent) ones?
[re=459206]PsycGirl[/re]: Ah yes, the shoe that fits the princess’s delicate hoof.
She didn’t get mugged? I’m so sorry to hear it.
[re=459311]proudgrampa[/re]: I think she’s hawt.
As someone famous no doubt once said, “Tits or GTFO!”
Megs begs lugs not to mug jugs!
News at…nevermind.
Notice how republican gals all seem to be attention-starved? Megs, Bachmann, Palin, Prejean, Taitz…didn’t daddy ever say “I love you, pumpkin”?
[re=459180]catsquatch[/re]: Done
I thought Andy Warhol said it was 15 minutes.
[re=459180]catsquatch[/re]: Done!!!
More pics of funbags please!!!!
Also.
[re=459137]Terry[/re]: That’s celebutard my friend.
“I will try and get to the bottom of the fact that I believe I am hot, but know I am a tad pudgy as a result of the ‘rich’ thing. I don’t understand why people have the reaction they do. Why can’t they just say I’m hot and not fat? And why does my weight matter?! I will definitely keep you posted!!!”
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