Metro Dumps Barrels Of Delicious Hydrofluoric Acid Into The Potomac
Remember when you flushed your dead goldfish down the toilet and felt a little guilty because what if the goldfish clogs the pipes? Yes. Now replace "you" with "Metro" and "your dead goldfish" with "acid" and "felt a little guilty ..." with "saved a butt-ton of money polluting like the dickens." [ DCist ]
Just one word. Are you listening? Plastics. [ Washington Examiner ]
Break a bottle, the Library of Congress wants to rumble! [ DCist ]
Security gets saucy at 13th and F NW. [ Holla Back DC ]
Prince of Petworth celebrates his 3rd birthday at Wonderland. [ Prince of Petworth ]