The Naval Academy Wants Diverse Sailors, But No Gays Please
by Riley Waggaman 5:01 pm November 12, 2009
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Afghanistan…What to do in Afghanistan? Uh, let’s just go with the same strategy the Russians used, and then add a few sprinkles of Donald Rumsfeld for pizazz. [Matt Yglesias]
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Marco Rubio is such a delicious stud muffin. [TPM]
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Barack Obama really isn’t into that “saving” thing. It’s not his style. Barack Obama will not save your job. He doesn’t even save his doodles on MS Paint. [Gateway Pundit]
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Sorry ladies, but E.J. Dionne will not let you commit murder. No ma’am, Not on his watch! [Think Progress]
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Michelle Malkin is accepted to the Naval Academy! Congratulations, Michelle! [Michelle Malkin]
Kirsten Boyd Johnson (924)
Rebecca Schoenkopf (413)
Liz Colville (170)
Kris E. Benson (10)
Sulagna Misra (3)
John Schoenkopf (7)
Jim Newell (5640)
Josh Fruhlinger (646)
Erik Jay (27)
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Does Malkin not realize she is female and, um, non-white?
Hey, the C Street House just sent out an e-vite for its annual “Grope Meeting” on Wednesday, Nov. 25, and the invited guests are Charles Lincoln III, Michelle Malkin and Zac Efron.
Everyone’s invited. No cost. No media.
If the Navy ROTC (and the Army ROTC, and the Air Force ROTC) contigent that I saw marching in the Veterans Day parade yesterday is any indication, that Naval Academy color guard is going to diversify itself in a couple or three years.
Not to be all un-P.C. and such, but shouldn’t Michelle Malkin be shitting herself in a pesticide-infested rice paddy outside of Los Banos or taking it up the ass in a seedy Manila brothel?
But here’s the twist: the “non-white” man forgot part of his uniform and had to be replaced
See, there you go, put a black guy in charge of a submarine and he’d forget to close the door before yelling dive, dive, dive.
[Rubio] gained even more notoriety after NY-23, when the establishment GOP which had backed Crist early on, changed its tune in the wake of what conservatives saw as an electoral triumph in upstate New York.
Electoral triumph?! Hell, I’m not gonna argue — y’all keep kicking ass, conservatives.
Afghanistan same:
“Donald…”
“Marco…”
Barack,
Barack
doodles “sorry ma’am.”
Michelle?
Michelle!
Thank you, Riley—I’m giving a spoken word performance at the corner bar tonight, and I had been a little short on material. Not anymore!
Send the gay midshipmen to the shores of Afghanistan. Two problems solved.
The Middies know just what to do with Malkin and their diverse columns.
Shouldn’t the gender make up of the color guard have been more like 50% female for a truer reflection of the nation as a whole? Here’s a solution: let’s ban all military falderal at all future sporting events. See what you’ve done Michelle? You happy now?
Geez Michelle, we get it already. You have an unrequited lust for some Grade A Dark Meat. Your obsession on this issue is starting to creep me out.
I’m guessing that commenter “bjc” is one of those gays that let the wingnuts keep them as pets, and in exchange for being let into their little hate club, they’ll tell them how liberals are the real homophobes, how all gays are going to die of gay bowel syndrome, and how it is biologically impossible for gays to have real relationships.
They know that last one from their own personal experience, you see.
How can America ever be safe when its leaders experiment with “diversity” in such security-critical missions as the Naval Academy Color Guard?
Filipino men in the USN, picking up after officers, waiting on them, used to be extremely common. Filipina women had to be satisfied with serving in sleazy bars.
The Naval Academy is as diverse as the Congress that nominates midshipmen? Shocking!
[re=457323]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Yes. Yes, she should. (Wear two condoms, though…)
[re=457321]Min[/re]: Navy ROTC is one thing, Academy pukes are another.
[re=457410]zhubajie[/re]: This. Fuck a bunch of ring knockers.
[re=457325]shadowMark[/re]: you mean forget to close the screen door on the submarine. And if you let an asian woman drive, look out.
The comments after the Michelle Merkin piece are hilarious, after you’ve had a couple of drinks.
They’re scary as hell (surprise!) if you’re still sober.
“have voiced concerns that it will happen at the expense of quality and combat readiness”
You tell ‘em, Michelle! We wouldn’t want a slip in quality now that they’re letting in Jews and Coloreds. White Is Right, White Is Might!
Michelle Malkin: “Ding, ding, ding!” Could someone explain this to me, please. Is it an engine-room telegraph signaling “full speed astern,” as we slavishly obey the orders of our African commander-in-chief? Is it a Russian sub’s sonar looking for our boys and girls in blue, or white, or whatever they wear in submarines, lying doggo and terrified at the bottom of the Marianas Trench, immobilized by the engineers (or maybe the engineering?) of diversity while the islamofascists move in for the kill? I mean, WTF? Does this make any sense at all?
I hope I’m not the only one that thinks Marco Rubio is not only annoying as all kinds of hell, but physically resembles an honest-to-goodness pig. He’s only “hot” if you’re into bestiality. Of course, these two things (and more!) make him perfectt as the new “it” guy for the GOP.
Oh, and Michelle Malkin is Clayton Bigsby; that is, she’s a blind, self-loathing black man.
I think Ms. Malkin is referring to her vagina when she says gender gap and I’m thinking she is carping.
This is all prepping up for some movie about her in bootcamp and all the hazing
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