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Nice, bro. [Christian Science Monitor; h/t to TILF "John J."]
COMICAL HEADLINES
‘Released’: Also A Sex Thing! (?)
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10:58 AM
on Thu November 12 2009
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Juli Weiner
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Well, there’s a twist. Usually they find their release through some nubile young boy.
Yeah.
Sounds like John J. is gittin’ some Weiner.
PILF?
Doesn’t really work does it?
An Irish priest, a Muslin I’d like to Fuck, and Imelda Marcos walk in to a bar..
Other than that part about being a ‘priest’, this headline is pretty much any good weekend for me.
Oh, and the part about being kidnapped in the Philippines. That never happens to me.
La belle dame avec merci.
freakishlystrong: Don’t be racist. It’s a Militant I’d Like to Fuck, regardless of religious background.
A little-known provision of Vatican II makes it possible for Muslims to provide this service.
The priest might stop through Tampa Bay on his way home to ask a Marine reservist who enjoys steroids and gay pinup calendars for directions.
shadowMark: oui
Nothing like getting some release by MILF.
Get it? No no it’s funny. Let me explain it to you. You see… oh god, I can’t be bothered
…which handed him to the Filipino government as a goodwill gesture.
So it was a pity release? Priests today have no pride.
These copycat crimes been happenin’ ever since Demi snatched Ashton.
The headline writer should check his or her typology; “Philip Pines” is actually the name of one of the church’s altar boys.
And “kid” is Irish slang for penis, natch.
Is “Irish priest” slang for dong? If not, I don’t get it.
Why would the MILF want to kidnap the nice priest? Oh wait, I wasn’t thinking of the M part; her son must’ve been one of his victims, duh. Hope she made him pay. Of course, for an Irish priest a month without access to either children or copious amounts of alcohol would be torture.
Dammit, need new keyboard after coffee spray out nose. That’s the best headline, EVAH!
This is getting twisted though:
GIBO: MILF MAY BE HIDING SOMETHING ON SINNOTT’S ABDUCTION
FORT DEL PILAR, BAGUIO CITY, NOVEMBER 8, 2009
Father Sinnott was released once his captors realized that Catholic theology is much like warm apple pie.
Also why does the chick in the fashion ad look like she’s twisting her nipples?
Worst militant acronym since the North American Marxist-Bakuninist Liberation Army folded.
“The MILF is a mass-based organization with an objective, and it won’t commit an act that would tarnish its reputation. In fact, the MILF always wants to project a good image not only within the Philippines but also in the entire world,” Jaafar said.
Works for me. The more MILFs the better.
Groups like that should do some research before they come up with a name. It must be bad for business when they sound like something out of “Tropic Thunder”.
Was it hand release, or oral? Either way, she must have taken care of the kid.
Moms I LIKE TO? Or moms priests like to? This is confusing.
seems like the preist and MILF are after the same demographic, young men
Cool Keith: Kudos, which is Klingon for I forget…
‘Moro’ Islamic Liberation Front? Did they run out of n-s?
Is this a misfiled April Fools’ story: a journalist named “Tom A. Peter” writing about an Irish priest and a MILF?
Ooooh, Christian Science Monitor, darn you!
comical headline is comical.
my officemate just noticed my chuckling, and he’s catholic, so I was afraid to tell him why.
I went back to the original “Air Force Pounds MILF lair” story http://wonkette.com/409155/philippines-attacks-milf-lair, but that only made the laughter worse.
Holy Mary-Mother-of-God I’d Like to Fuck!
“Ghadzali Jaafar, MILF’s vice chairman of political affairs, added that his organization would help bring the kidnappers to justice and “expressed disappointment” in response to claims that the abduction had been carried out by a rogue, MILF splinter group.”
And now we have our Palin connection.
So… Jar Jar Milf is on the case? Meeso feely betta now! Ani!
You know it sounds cool and all, but have you seen that show Cougar Town? DO NOT WANT.
donner_froh: In fairness, they began their violent campaign of nationalist-tinged jihad like waaay before American Pie came out.
MILF has been a pain in the ass for the Philippine government
HaHa! Speaking of MIL(n)F, it looks like ol’ Orly Taitz may have had an extramarital affair.
“But really and truly, Orly’s better in bed than 99% of the much younger girls I’ve ever met: you name it, hotter hornier, wetter, tighter…”
Oldskool: Tropic Thunder is awesome!
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I want to be kidnapped and sexually-taken-advantage-of by a gang of Phillipines MILFS!!! I’m not paying for it, though.
bathalax: And Catholic priests have been a pain in the ass for….
I love the headline, but yeah, definitely don’t want to be kidnapped by any militia/militant/terrorist group in southeast Asia. Milfs or no Milfs. Kudos to them for having a sexier sounding name than Ilaga and for not eating their victims…that I know off.
I had a girl friend once that liked playing a game where she was a Filipino MILF and I was a Priest and she would then kidnap and sexually release me all evening.
Good times…, Good times.