Charlie Crist Fired His Communications Director In Elaborate Plot To Seduce THE POLITICO's Ben Smith

Hated Florida governor Charlie Crist fired his longtime communications director this week. This is the only "political move" you can do, in politics. Ben Smith says that Crist, who amuses himself by doing public impressions of a married straight person, is now just giving out his cell number to reporters, although this bit of information is conspicuously absent in the Sun Sentinel article Smith links to. Ergo! Charlie Crist gave Ben Smith his number for either phone sex or human body sex. Someone tell Ben Smith to wait at least 96 hours before calling if he's at all serious about love. [ Ben Smith ]