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Charlie Crist Fired His Communications Director In Elaborate Plot To Seduce THE POLITICO’s Ben Smith

Hated Florida governor Charlie Crist fired his longtime communications director this week. This is the only “political move” you can do, in politics. Ben Smith says that Crist, who amuses himself by doing public impressions of a married straight person, is now just giving out his cell number to reporters, although this bit of information is conspicuously absent in the Sun Sentinel article Smith links to. Ergo! Charlie Crist gave Ben Smith his number for either phone sex or human body sex. Someone tell Ben Smith to wait at least 96 hours before calling if he’s at all serious about love. [Ben Smith]


3:18 PM on Wed November 11 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. Jim Demintia says at 3:21 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Thirteen ways of looking at a gay bird?

  2. “His out cell phone number”

    So he is out after all?

  3. Extemporanus says at 3:23 pm, November 11th, 2009

    “Crist, who amuses himself by doing public impressions of a married straight person, is now just giving his out cell number to reporters…”

    Does that mean that Anderson Cooper will no longer know how to reach him?

  4. Aflac Shrugged says at 3:24 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Unfortunately for Governor Crist, it is physiologically impossible for Ben Smith to pleasure him.

  5. Holy Cow!! says at 3:24 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Bathhouse Ben and Cum-stain Charlie have been secretly meeting at rest stops for years.

  6. chascates says at 3:25 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Log Cabin Republicans endorsed Crist yet?

  7. rafflesinc says at 3:25 pm, November 11th, 2009

    In other news, Joe the Biden killed someone

    http://rawstory.com/2009/11/biden-motorcade-accident/

  8. user-of-owls says at 3:30 pm, November 11th, 2009

    rafflesinc: Are we sure? Where was Glenn Beck at the time? I’ve heard he was implicated in the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990.

  9. shadowMark says at 3:32 pm, November 11th, 2009

    rafflesinc: Does that get entered on the “Biden Death List” or does it count toward the “Obama Death List?” Or both?

  10. chascates says at 3:32 pm, November 11th, 2009

    rafflesinc: PLEASE say it was Cheney or Rumsfeld!

  11. Texan Bulldoggette says at 3:34 pm, November 11th, 2009

    rafflesinc: Well, at least you can’t blame this one on Robert Novak.

  12. Jukesgrrl says at 3:39 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Charlie just figured out a communications director won’t make him senator any better than a wife made him vice presidential material. When the Scozzafava hits the fan, you best just get outta the way.

  13. Mr Blifil says at 3:41 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Was the communications director fired for communicating diseases?

  14. AddHomonym says at 3:42 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Crist = teh ghey. Rubio loves him some illegalz, What’s a wingnut to do?

  15. pattycake says at 3:42 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Texan Bulldoggette: DON`T B 2 SCHUURRR!

  16. Flanders says at 3:53 pm, November 11th, 2009

    user-of-owls: More importantly, Beck hasn’t *denied* raping and murdering that young girl in 1990.

  17. One Yield Regular says at 3:59 pm, November 11th, 2009

    “The Idea of Order at Key West” - thanks to you, Juli, this place is beginning to clean up nice!

  18. Vulpes82 says at 4:00 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Wallace Stevens references are what keep me coming back to Wonkette day after day!

  19. thesheriffisnear says at 4:14 pm, November 11th, 2009

    Now he han hire that “communications” expert from Israel.

  20. Crist unloaded communications director Erin Isaac for failing to squelch the rumor that he was straight.

    Erin is sad today, sadder than yesterday: http://www.postonpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/erinisaac-100×100.jpg

  21. The best way to prove his manhood is to knock up one of the Palins, includin’ Levi

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