The Africkan King Hath Delivered Peggy Noonan A Title!

BIG NEWS: The President Barack Obama was so bored yesterday that he just cold started nominatin' folks. If you look somewhat far down the Official White House List of Nominations here, you will see the greatest news in history: Peggy Noonan, a columnist famous to children, is now President of Ronald Reagan. This is True. 

President Obama will also appoint the following individuals to serve on the Ronald Reagan Centennial Commission:

Peggy Noonan, Member, Ronald Reagan Centennial Commission

Peggy Noonan is a columnist for The Wall Street Journal and the bestselling author of eight books on American politics, history and culture. Her work has been featured in TIME, Newsweek and The Washington Post, among other publications. She provides frequent political commentary on television. Ms. Noonan previously served as a Special Assistant to President Ronald Regan from 1984 to 1986. In 1988, she was chief speechwriter on the Presidential campaign of George H.W. Bush. Ms. Noonan has written on the Reagan Presidency, authoring When Character Was King: A Story of Ronald Reagan, as well as publishing Patriotic Grace, John Paul the Great: Remembering a Spiritual Father, A Heart, a Cross and A Flag, and What I Saw at the Revolution.

Doth thine President moveth too fast?

 President Obama Announces More Key Administration Posts, 11/9/09 [White House]