Blake Hall, National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party, is now down one (1) National Committeemanship of the Idaho Republican Party and nineteen (19) used condoms. See, ten different times—like, on ten different days—Hall flung his lurid semen-filled condoms on his ex-girlfriend’s lawn, whom he stalked and stalked and stalked for like half a year. Quoth the poor lady whose lawn was unwillingly re-purposed for the flourishing cum crop: “I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”
Reports the Idaho Statesman:
Also, between March and August, Hall repeatedly followed the woman to restaurants, the movies and her home, and he ignored her repeated requests that he leave her alone, according to police and court records.
The victim testified Friday that Hall once followed her to a Walmart and took her car keys and would not return them until she agreed to “hear him out” concerning her marriage, the Idaho Falls Post Register reported.
Hall and his lawyer did not even try to pretend any of this didn’t happen in exactly the way she said it did, and now he is out of a job. And to top it off she did not, in fact, “hear him out,” so now what’s he supposed to do with all those condoms? Suppose he could always just masturbate and throw them on her lawn.











Surprisingly for Idaho he didn’t fire shots at her house.
At least no one witnessed him “filling” said used condoms.
Actually this was all part of his fertilizer experiment.
I once wanted to get a boyfriend back, so I threw my unclean panties on his front porch every day for one day and it WORKED!
So I think it’s not a political thing, but rather a gender thing. The power of the beef curtains, if you will.
Still, what a nerd.
Propel this man into political significance! HARK! THE FIRST HONEST MEMBER OF THE GOP! HARK I SAY UNTO YOU. Give this man many powerful positions and be done with it. He is an hero.
It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.
And just who, pray tell, would be more deviant than a 56-year-old?
As a future 56-year old deviant, I take offense to her remark.
I know Blake Hall - he’s a condom thrower from way back…damn hillbilly
It’s Cock-vember! Not quite as catchy as Cock-tober, but just as seedy.
Thank you for not sharing the results of that search.
The only question I have is does he always use a condom when he masturbates, or was this something special just for his ex-ladyfriend?
Is this was the right time of year to seed your lawn?
Is this the right time of year to seed your lawn?
“It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.” Agreed.
Now, “It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old Republican would be so deviant.”, that’s a different story.
Onan approves.
You see, to a Republican, throwing used condoms on the lawn is “funny”, because, oh forget it nobody thinks this is funny it is just retarded.
The semen inside the condom was pretty gross, but it was the santorum on the outside that really disgusted her.
“National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party”? You’re joking me, right? Can I ask who is the Maryland rep for the National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party?
Blake “Bukakke” Hall was heard to scream as he threw:
“THESE COULD HAVE GONE INSIDE OF YOU CREATING OUT CHILDREN, INSTEAD THEY’RE WASTED ON YOUR LAWN AND SUBSEQUENTALLY IN YOUR DOG’S MOUTH. SEE YOU TOMORROW!”
I mean - the guy has a tremendous arm - he was called the Johnny Appleseed (or just seed) of Idaho
populucious: BLOWvember..used condom throwers favorite month..
At least he’s into girls. That’s extraordinary for an Idaho Republican.
Next time, send the girl flowers, not your spent seed.
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Maybe Larry was helping him fill the condoms? Or was he too busy tapping…tapping…tapping
Somebody ought to write a book, “Stalking for Dummies”, because no one seems to do it right.
Fortunately, Blake gets to keep his job as civil attorney for Fremont County: [Fremont County prosecutor] Lookabaugh said she told Hall he would keep his job “unless or until his ability to do an outstanding job for Fremont County citizens is compromised.”
Apparently, being tossed in jail won’t affect his job performance.
Wait - he was leaving dead babies on the lawn…isn’t that unRepublican and a waste of human life - I guess not in his case.
Possibly he heard the term ‘Onanism’, and took it a little too literally.
So, when he threw these condoms, how wide was his stance?
When the words are gone
And you’re hanging on
Another guy’s arm
Does this mean you’re moving on?
Throwing used condoms on an ex-girlfriend’s lawn. You know I think this guy has found the one thing there will never be an iPhone app for at the iTunes store.
badmuthagoose:
You can be my future ex-girlfriend any time you want. Let me know in advance so I can give you my home address. I’ve got kids so try to do it after they get to bed. The shock value is so much better when I’m stumbling out the door in the morning to drop off my daughter at school and get to work.
I noted that comments on the original story quickly turned to blaming the Democrats. The whole story was blown out of proportion to obscure the health care bill situation. Because having a prosecutor stalk and harass a woman - a situation that has been known to culminate in murder - is just frivolous compared to letting poor people have health care access.
Scarab: Can I send you a used condom instead?
Someone should tell Blake that gritting your teeth while staring coldly is not the same thing as smiling.
http://43rdstateblues.com/images/blake-hall.jpg
Sounds like a fellow Univ. of ID alum with Snowbilly!
When I was in high school I heard about a little tiff between two 15 year old girls. One of the girls would leave used tampons on the lawn of her angry friend. Sure it’s embarrassing to have used tampons littering your yard but the worst part was, her two dogs kept eating them.
KNOB-vember?
Remind me to never buy The Field Guide to the Mating Habits of Idaho Republican.
Given how the GOP is behaving trying to get the White House back, this is not at all surprising.
Which is more startling and lost him his job, that he was stalking an actual woman (with breasts and everything), or that he used birth control?
Blake has been ordered to stay 900 feet from his ex’s house, so he is going to need a condom slingshot. But, hey, you can make one of those out of condoms, so he will manage.
Given this is the GOP, are they sure the victim of this stalking was born female?
I wonder if Mr. Hall owns stock in Trojan…just trying to get the stock price UP UP UP!
Weird Idaho Dude: Thanks for upholding the GOP ethics, morals, tenets and traditions this week!
Who’s in line for next week?!?!
Really–why would anyone on earth throw used condoms on someone’s lawn?
Did he read that in a book or something?
What prompts someone to do something like that? Maybe–mental illness? Serious, very real mental illness, yes.
Idaho: not just for homosexual perverts anymore. Thank god.
He’s obviously angling for Ensign’s vacant C Street room.
Does he reside with all those other creepy Republicans on “C”men street?
“In a news release, Lookabaugh suggested Hall was singled out because of his notoriety. “I understand that political figures are held to a higher standard,” she said. “What is disturbing is the fact that often people who have devoted their lives to public service are not given the same benefits, or are treated more harshly, than the public at large. There seems to be a certain amount of political glee in striking down the well-known for any real or perceived foible.”"
Stalking a woman and repeated chucking used condoms on her lawn is a foible?
It would be so immature to giggle at all the shit his law firm’s website says about him in light of his penchant for fucking someone/a pet/his hand and then tossing the lubber on some girl’s lawn. Yet here we are.
ManchuCandidate: What’s the over/under on how many tapes of that investigators find hidden in the walls of his house?
Friends don’t let friends date Republicans.
He was just delivering a message from Lou Dobbs - again and again and again…
YOUR MOVE SOUTH CAROLINA
Julie, you have truly come into your own…
PrairiePossum: Why settle for just one?
PsycGirl: Poor people deserve neither health nor health care. If God wanted them to have these things He would have blessed them with wealth adequate to this need.
JP: He’s still trying.
So I had this female friend of mine who told me that she and her boyfriend had purchased a 12-pack of condoms. They used only a couple of them but when she checked the box a few days later six were gone. She asked the boyfriend about this and he told her that he a had used a few to masturbate. She asked me if guys do that. “All the time,” I told her. “Really? Guys use condoms to masturbate?” “Oh, no.” I said. “I thought you were asking me if guys lie to their girlfriends.” Badda-boom. badda-bing…
Blake Hall is now my favorite “dysfunctional Idaho Republican in the midst of a nervous breakdown.” Today we are all semen-smeared lawns in Idaho.
Smart of the RNC to drop him, because next year the headline will read : Ex-RNC Chairman Murders Local Woman. I’m frankly surprised you can get stalking convictions in Idaho.
Yeah, I guess leaving using used condoms on your ex’s lawn makes sense. Especially since simply masturbating on the lawn became demode a couple of years ago.
Worst Lloyd Dobler impersonation, EVER!
his actions were misinterpreted, this was really a protest against idaho’s archaic sodomy laws. dude’s actually quite progressive! toss a scum bag in solidarity!
No, no, no, Blake, you heard wrong. The prank I was suggesting is that you fork her lawn.
Snarkalicious:
I’m guessing one more solo tape than Carrie Prejean.
chascates: Didn’t he, though? Didn’t he?
magic titty:
After ten long years
They’ll let him out of the Home
Excitable boy they’ll all say
Then he’ll dig up her grave
And build a cage with her bones
Excitable boy they’ll all say
He is just an excitable boy
hagajim: Some guys prefer to toss overhand, but in my opinion, nothing beats a good old fashioned granny shot.
Mahousu: A 56-year-old Republican.
magic titty: NYNYNY: Damnit. Sorry. The “Excitable Boy” quote was supposed to be a reply to: next year the headline will read : Ex-RNC Chairman Murders Local Woman
Did they test the semen in all the condoms? Are they sure it all belongs to him?
There are other Republicans in Idaho afterall…
How are we to know condoms on the lawn weren’t intended to be a prank along the lines of sending rock salt to Olympia Snowe’s offices? Maybe he wasn’t stalking so much as trying to send a political message. Maybe like the recipients of “Obama bone-in-the-nose” pictures, she was accidentally singled out because he sent them to the “wrong list.” Yeah, his lawyers remarks notwithstanding, it’s all probably a misunderstanding gone awry.
shadowMark: I heard Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1991.
fitz: That has to be the grossest thing I’ve read all week, and I work for the Government.
Let’s send him some more. He seems to have used up his supply, and Lord knows we don’t want this asshole reproducing.
CapnFatback: So that’s why he kept aiming for her bush.
freakishlystrong: Ho-vember?
AuntieLola: Without a noise, without my pride, I reach out from the inside…in your eyes.
…and would not return them until she agreed to “hear him out” concerning her marriage
That would have been an interesting conversation, especially if her husband were there.
“I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”
I know, right? I thought America had all deviants put down at age 40!
Extemporanus: Bush joke FTW!
Police also recovered a written note from Mr. Hall that said “And I wasn’t even thinking about YOU.”
ThePuckStopsHere: How dare you repeat this lie that Glen Beck has yet to deny!
It was 1990.
Mr Blifil: You may be onto something . . . Hall’s ex-girlfriend does have a neighbor named Spunky O’Seaman.
“I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”
Hell, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait til he turns 57.
What?
At least show some class and SEND THEM IN A BOUQUET you uncivilized scoundrel:
http://www.moiinc.com/bouquet/index.htm
ThePuckStopsHere: No, it was 1990 when Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl, or so I heard.
magic titty: How long ’til it’s considered retro? I hate using condoms.
Woodwards Friend: actually a woman-and presumably not a hooker- remember the GOP is ok as long is it is not a dead girl or a live boy.
I don’t understand how the county can keep a stalker employed as an attorney even if he works on civil cases. I would expect him to be put on leave(at the very least- if not suspended) until the case is settled. Although perhaps stalking and harassment are not a crime there.
populucious: Knobvember?
“The bottom line is he just couldn’t work for the county, representing the county’s interests, when he was being supervised on a criminal conviction,” … “every day we make decisions that relate to this very thing.”
So condom throwing is an every day occurrence in Idaho? No wonder he felt singled out.
I used to have some mean neighbors who freaked out because my tiny 3 month old puppy went in their yard ONCE. I thought it would be a good plan to wait until they were gone one day and sprinkle hamburger meat over their yard so as to attract all the neighborhood animals. I never did it. I can’t understand what this guy was trying to attract with used condoms. Flies? Health care workers? Curious children?
Council of Catholic Bishops - Fail!
dr.giraud: Dammit. You beat me to it.
CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us: Dammit! Totally beat me to it!
It does roll off the tongue a bit smoother… BA DUM DUM!
Monkey’s fling poo, republicans fling used, spooge-filled condoms; I think we have irrefutable proof of evolution here.
shadowMark: and he rubbed that pot roast all over his shlong
excitable boy they all said
and the threw his rubbers all over her lawn
well he’s just an excitable boy
I’m sure he could work it into a Dancin With The Stars routine.
Precious bodily fluids discarded on the ground? What is this guy trying to start? WWIII?
He looks more like an ED guy to me.
07/19/2009 Idaho Statesman
“[Hall is] purposefully changing his priorities, moving away from public life to spend time with children and grandchildren.” Or not.
Blake wears the magic underwear, also.
http://www.idahostatesman.com/102/story/838350.html
Clearly he became unstable because of socialism. And taxes. And so much big gubmint.
Today, we are all condom-chucking potato-fuckers.
Mustang: The make condoms for puppies?!
And more importantly, how did you train yours to throw them? Wait, don’t answer that…
Gorillionaire: Republicans do that only after they’ve run out grenades.
populucious: That’s Blow-vember, to be followed by Dick-cember. I forget what we did with January.
Your Move South Carolina. Brilliant.
Ok, I might see it if he drew funny pictures on the condoms but plain used ones? Something is wrong with that guy.
Who keeps their used condoms? WTF?
S.Luggo: Do Mormons do this?
I’m 54 yrs old, I know quite a few 56 yr olds, and they are hideously twisted deviant perverts, every single one of them. They are certainly capable of unleashing a herd of prairie squid onto a suburban turf patch.
The Horror.
doloras: No, that was when Glenn Beck failed to deny the young girl that he raped and murdered.
thefrontpage: He was following Erick Erickson’s lead. He was hoping to melt her pussy.
PsycGirl: Terry: It’s the Fundies fault. If every sperm is sacred, this guy’s a mass murderer.
TJBeck: Proof that mythical “jizz-harvesters” do in fact exist.
Nothing says, “Come back to me, babe” like a lawn full of cum bags.
Well, I think it’s sweet. Sharing is caring.
S.Luggo: Thanks for the link to that article, I love the line “Blake has been a very powerful guy and still has a lot of juice”
She oughtta just freeze them and sell them on the “gray” market for sperm. Nothing like having a bunch of surprise progeny come stalking you a couple decades after the fact.
S.Luggo: Whose children and grandchildren? Better warn ‘em!
But that’s such a romantic gesture!
I blame romantic comedies. You see a guy win back his girl by standing outside her window holding a boom box playing Peter Gabriel, and he’s surrounded by used condoms scattered on the lawn (that’s right, go rent the movie and take a closer look). You see that enough you start to think it works in real life.
PerhapsSo: I’ve always rooted for “Nov-member”.
This is going to be the theme of the Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot, Levi standing on lawns throwing used condoms. I believe Playgirl is thinking of for the first time inviting in a studio audience to the photography session.
all freedom-lovin’ amir’kins shout “off with the gloves!”
PerhapsSo: This year, can it be No-means-November? Just in case this isn’t the only Republican stalker out there…
Apparently its not over
“Blake has been a very powerful guy and still has a lot of juice,”
http://www.idahostatesman.com/102/story/838350.html
shadowMark: Don’t go there. Please. I, for one, would not call the police were that to happen. Hey Levi! ‘S’at you?? Wanna come in for a drink?
I thought using condoms were a sin to proper fundie GOPers? HE MUST REPENT FOR SPILLING HIS SEED
He figured since Jeebus doesn’t believe in DNA, then it could nver be pinned on him
Ft. Hood memorial has just started. Gen. Casey, Army chief, begins his speech by reading from the Book of Ezekiel.
Mahousu: Wait until he hits 57. Then all hell breaks loose.
Pineapple Marconi: Ain’t like that Real Amerkin juice gon spoil, neither. Not even inside them dickbags fulla spermicidal jellies.
Obama welcomed with loud cheers and is somber. He’ll get blamed for the shootings anyway.
hagajim: i prefer jizzflinger.
Baby,c’mon, wait, just– they’re ribbed for your pleasure for God’s sake, for YOUR pleasure! Don’t you see? Just give me a chance, one last chance! Listen, just hear me out, LISTEN TO ME GODDAMMIT, I LOVE YOU!
Flanders: The way I understand it, Glenn Beck murdered the girl first, then raped her, and in 1990 refused to deny it.
AuntieLola:
Chances are he instead saw himself as engaged in something more epic, like David slaying Goliath, complete with twirling the condom over the head before slinging it onto the lawn. If he was wearing nothing but a loin cloth while doing it, my theory of the crime wins.
gjdodger: and was he in the windup, or did he throw from the stretch?
Mahousu: Age discrimination. How can you have the motivation to do sick perverted stuff when you’re looking down the barrel of a death panel?
At least we know he practices safe masturbation.
Bruno: They’re cool in this case; he was just using the condoms to prevent his seed from spilling on the ground, as the Bible bans. The important thing is that the condom can’t be used to prevent the babies (or AIDS) in sex; otherwise people might actually enjoy instead of fear it.
Such a dashing and debonair gesture I’m flummoxed as to how she could resist. BTW that badmuthagoose panties thing would DEFINITELY work with me.
PerhapsSo: E-jacuary?
obsessed with the picture.
facehead: He’s a republican. How sure are we that it’s his jizz? Questions abound.
Terry: Well, it’s the perceived part that is probably the issue. What you perceive to be stalking is just, um, FOLLOWING and what you perceive as used condoms are really, um, um
OK, you got me on that. Apparently he and his lawyer couldn’t think of some other term for them either.
Republican condoms are the ones two inches long, labelled Humungous.
shadowMark: Win!
vladster: others in my office are leering at me, because I CANNOT stop LOLOLLLLing at this comment. Have “pot roast” and “shlong” ever been used in the same sentence before? Thank you for this.
And thank you, Blake Hall, for showing us the real way to build a bomb out of fertilizer. Best GOP sex deviant story in days.
19 used condoms, that he admits to and “Lookabaugh suggested Hall was singled out because of his notoriety.” I think that’s correct and, also, the notoriety is due to his flinging used condoms on people’s lawns. A true Repugnicant.
NINETEEN? I mean, everyone throws two or three used condoms on their ex-girlfriends’ yards, right? But NINETEEN? That’s sick.
Pineapple Marconi: “Blake has been a very powerful guy and still has a lot of juice,”
http://www.idahostatesman.com/102/story/838350.html
+1 for prescience.
PerhapsSo: We slept off a wicked hang-over
Suds McKenzie: Here’s the video of the CCB’s position on semen.
http://crooksandliars.com/media/play/qt/10675/
badmuthagoose: Indeed. I kind of want to go out with you right now.
Mr Blifil: Nob-vember?
x111e7thst: I had the pleasure of visiting CongressCritter Jim Gerlach (PA-6) in the spring as part of a delegation on poverty. One of our group members was a student, making maybe $600 a month, and opting to spend that money on rent and food, rather than health insurance. Sweet Jimmy said “Well, that’s your choice.”
Meanwhile he mentioned that his kid was whining about forking over any money for health insurance at all because he had graduated college. (Is there Congressional COBRA?)
Topic? Isn’t being stalked a preexisting condition?
engulfedinflames: So you’re sayig he’s denied murdring and then raping a young girl in 1991, but has yet to deny having done the same thing in 1990?
gjdodger: Pretty wide, plus he put his weight on his back foot, so he could tap with the other.
What fresh Hell is this, indeed? I imagine if they looked closely (and someone in Idaho WOULD want to look), they’d find that 9 of the 19 were filled with rancid mayonnaise. 19 would be showing off, a little something to build his image with teh ladies.
ShortShadey: Put it in context: 19 rubbers but 24 wives. Welcome to the Fry Sauce Belt.
S.Luggo: Thanks for the link. Here’s how much I ignore religions I don’t agree with: I didn’t even know Mormons were allowed to divorce and remarry. Am I correct in assuming it’s their consolation prize for having their right to multiple wives removed? I also learned family values aren’t any different in Mormon Country than in the rest of Republicanstan.
And more Blow-vember (is that really it?) events, a sexual harassment suit against the NY Post & its editor-in-chief: http://mediamatters.org/blog/200911100020
“Defendant Allan approached the group of women, pulled out his blackberry and asked them ‘What do you think of this?’ On his blackberry was a picture of a naked man lewdly and openly displaying his penis.”
Barry White Zombie: ROFLMAO. Literally, I have no more ass. Thank you.
Really, are we to believe that they were *his* condoms? or even his *seed*? Here in Philly, you can buy used condoms wholesale from the corner prosti’s. That way, you can throw hundreds of them on someones front step and they’ll slip and fall on their ass. Nothing slippierer-er-er than lube-y, jizzy, santorum-y condoms. YES!
thefrontpage: Wasn’t that in a Meg Ryan movie? Some romantic comedy or other…
This whole thread smells like Clorox.
“Hey you potential kids, get off my lawn!”
Atlas Spanked: That’s funny!
OH. MY. GOD. I mean, i’m perverse, but that is just…christ on a cross i’m gonna yuke.
Pineapple Marconi:
Hall said he has tried to soften his take-no-prisoners image.
“So if some people have noticed that, I’m glad,” Hall said. “I’ve tried to become kinder, more gentle and more Christ-like in my approach throughout life, and maybe it’s starting to catch.”
If this is the answer to WWJD?, then this Republican Jesus is more interesting than I’d given him credit for. Then again, as Paul says in Prophylactics 19, “It is better to fling one’s essence at the grass whereon a coveted wife walks than to burn,” and “Let he who has been deprived of sin cast the fruit of his stones.”
If he is not allowed closer than 900 feet he will become a traffic hazard as the rubber hits the road .
Mahousu: LOL
Glovember?
coolcatdaddy: Also, test the jizz for the saliva & tears of young males… maybe the local fuzz can clean up some “missing kids” reports…
El Pinche: Of course! They say special Get-Them-Into-Mor(m)on-Heaven prayers for anybody and everybody that’s dead, including those ever-so-sacred sperms…
“It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”
Not if he’s a Republican politician.
chascates: Why didn’t she shoot him?
Republican, riˈpəblikən (noun): A hapless puppet of the deep remnants of the lizard brain.
JMP: Wait, he couldn’t even flash them his OWN penis? Technology has reduced us to this? We ARE doomed.
And I’m shocked, SHOCKED to learn that the NY Post newsroom has a fratboy atmosphere, given their introspective, emotionally level, and well-informed output.
dr.giraud: CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us: KNOB-vember
Both of you have a future in marketing. If I quit my day job, I’d love to help set up an agency. I’m thinking of calling it “Knob, Gobbler, and Kuntz”.
badmuthagoose: Is that some kind of voodoo curse?
Terry: One man’s ceiling is another man’s foible…
“I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”
No, actually, entirely imaginable. He’s acting like a conservative, family-values Republican politician.
shadowMark:
sounds like a Wii opportunity though.
Y’know, I’m liking this Hall character. He really showed some spunk.