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Idaho GOP Leader Person Doesn’t Win His Ex-Girlfriend Back, Even After Throwing All Those Used Condoms On Her Lawn

by Juli Weiner  12:34 pm November 10, 2009

Blake Hall, National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party, is now down one (1) National Committeemanship of the Idaho Republican Party and nineteen (19) used condoms. See, ten different times—like, on ten different days—Hall flung his lurid semen-filled condoms on his ex-girlfriend’s lawn, whom he stalked and stalked and stalked for like half a year. Quoth the poor lady whose lawn was unwillingly re-purposed for the flourishing cum crop: “I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”

Reports the Idaho Statesman:

Also, between March and August, Hall repeatedly followed the woman to restaurants, the movies and her home, and he ignored her repeated requests that he leave her alone, according to police and court records.

The victim testified Friday that Hall once followed her to a Walmart and took her car keys and would not return them until she agreed to “hear him out” concerning her marriage, the Idaho Falls Post Register reported.

Hall and his lawyer did not even try to pretend any of this didn’t happen in exactly the way she said it did, and now he is out of a job. And to top it off she did not, in fact, “hear him out,” so now what’s he supposed to do with all those condoms? Suppose he could always just masturbate and throw them on her lawn.

[Idaho Statesman]

{ 184 comments }

chascates November 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Surprisingly for Idaho he didn’t fire shots at her house.

ManchuCandidate November 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm

At least no one witnessed him “filling” said used condoms.

MLHencken November 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Actually this was all part of his fertilizer experiment.

badmuthagoose November 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm

I once wanted to get a boyfriend back, so I threw my unclean panties on his front porch every day for one day and it WORKED!

So I think it’s not a political thing, but rather a gender thing. The power of the beef curtains, if you will.

Still, what a nerd.

shortsshortsshorts November 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm

Propel this man into political significance! HARK! THE FIRST HONEST MEMBER OF THE GOP! HARK I SAY UNTO YOU. Give this man many powerful positions and be done with it. He is an hero.

Mahousu November 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm

It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.
And just who, pray tell, would be more deviant than a 56-year-old?

Mr Blifil November 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm

As a future 56-year old deviant, I take offense to her remark.

hagajim November 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm

I know Blake Hall – he’s a condom thrower from way back…damn hillbilly

populucious November 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm

It’s Cock-vember! Not quite as catchy as Cock-tober, but just as seedy.

Creative Nickname November 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Thank you for not sharing the results of that search.

Advocatus_Diaboli November 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm

The only question I have is does he always use a condom when he masturbates, or was this something special just for his ex-ladyfriend?

TJBeck November 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Is this was the right time of year to seed your lawn?

TJBeck November 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Is this the right time of year to seed your lawn?

SmutBoffin November 10, 2009 at 12:45 pm

“It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.” Agreed.

Now, “It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old Republican would be so deviant.”, that’s a different story.

ManchuCandidate November 10, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Onan approves.

Gorillionaire November 10, 2009 at 12:46 pm

You see, to a Republican, throwing used condoms on the lawn is “funny”, because, oh forget it nobody thinks this is funny it is just retarded.

Barry White Zombie November 10, 2009 at 12:47 pm

The semen inside the condom was pretty gross, but it was the santorum on the outside that really disgusted her.

snideinplainsight November 10, 2009 at 12:47 pm

“National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party”? You’re joking me, right? Can I ask who is the Maryland rep for the National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican Party?

Yaybuls November 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Blake “Bukakke” Hall was heard to scream as he threw:

“THESE COULD HAVE GONE INSIDE OF YOU CREATING OUT CHILDREN, INSTEAD THEY’RE WASTED ON YOUR LAWN AND SUBSEQUENTALLY IN YOUR DOG’S MOUTH. SEE YOU TOMORROW!”

hagajim November 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm

I mean – the guy has a tremendous arm – he was called the Johnny Appleseed (or just seed) of Idaho

freakishlystrong November 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm

[re=454958]populucious[/re]: BLOWvember..used condom throwers favorite month..

Woodwards Friend November 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm

At least he’s into girls. That’s extraordinary for an Idaho Republican.

PrairiePossum November 10, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Next time, send the girl flowers, not your spent seed.

Scarab November 10, 2009 at 12:49 pm

>>Just like Rupert Murdoch I will now be charging for my online content.

For only $1.99 you can see my funny comment to this post. <<

hagajim November 10, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Maybe Larry was helping him fill the condoms? Or was he too busy tapping…tapping…tapping

Humpback November 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm

Somebody ought to write a book, “Stalking for Dummies”, because no one seems to do it right.

Mahousu November 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Fortunately, Blake gets to keep his job as civil attorney for Fremont County: [Fremont County prosecutor] Lookabaugh said she told Hall he would keep his job “unless or until his ability to do an outstanding job for Fremont County citizens is compromised.”

Apparently, being tossed in jail won’t affect his job performance.

hagajim November 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Wait – he was leaving dead babies on the lawn…isn’t that unRepublican and a waste of human life – I guess not in his case.

pub_option November 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Possibly he heard the term ‘Onanism’, and took it a little too literally.

gjdodger November 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm

So, when he threw these condoms, how wide was his stance?

imissopus November 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm

When the words are gone
And you’re hanging on
Another guy’s arm
Does this mean you’re moving on?

shadowMark November 10, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Throwing used condoms on an ex-girlfriend’s lawn. You know I think this guy has found the one thing there will never be an iPhone app for at the iTunes store.

Citizen Kang November 10, 2009 at 12:54 pm

[re=454952]badmuthagoose[/re]:

You can be my future ex-girlfriend any time you want. Let me know in advance so I can give you my home address. I’ve got kids so try to do it after they get to bed. The shock value is so much better when I’m stumbling out the door in the morning to drop off my daughter at school and get to work.

PsycGirl November 10, 2009 at 12:54 pm

I noted that comments on the original story quickly turned to blaming the Democrats. The whole story was blown out of proportion to obscure the health care bill situation. Because having a prosecutor stalk and harass a woman – a situation that has been known to culminate in murder – is just frivolous compared to letting poor people have health care access.

CycloneArmageddon November 10, 2009 at 12:55 pm

[re=454977]Scarab[/re]: Can I send you a used condom instead?

JP November 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Someone should tell Blake that gritting your teeth while staring coldly is not the same thing as smiling.
http://43rdstateblues.com/images/blake-hall.jpg

Texan Bulldoggette November 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Sounds like a fellow Univ. of ID alum with Snowbilly!

fitz November 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm

When I was in high school I heard about a little tiff between two 15 year old girls. One of the girls would leave used tampons on the lawn of her angry friend. Sure it’s embarrassing to have used tampons littering your yard but the worst part was, her two dogs kept eating them.

dr.giraud November 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm

KNOB-vember?

Pop Socket November 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Remind me to never buy The Field Guide to the Mating Habits of Idaho Republican.

widestanceromancer November 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Given how the GOP is behaving trying to get the White House back, this is not at all surprising.

Guppy06 November 10, 2009 at 1:00 pm

Which is more startling and lost him his job, that he was stalking an actual woman (with breasts and everything), or that he used birth control?

JP November 10, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Blake has been ordered to stay 900 feet from his ex’s house, so he is going to need a condom slingshot. But, hey, you can make one of those out of condoms, so he will manage.

Terry November 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Given this is the GOP, are they sure the victim of this stalking was born female?

hagajim November 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm

I wonder if Mr. Hall owns stock in Trojan…just trying to get the stock price UP UP UP!

thefrontpage November 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Weird Idaho Dude: Thanks for upholding the GOP ethics, morals, tenets and traditions this week!

Who’s in line for next week?!?!

thefrontpage November 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm

Really–why would anyone on earth throw used condoms on someone’s lawn?

Did he read that in a book or something?

What prompts someone to do something like that? Maybe–mental illness? Serious, very real mental illness, yes.

Crankenstank November 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm

Idaho: not just for homosexual perverts anymore. Thank god.

Not_So_Much November 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm

He’s obviously angling for Ensign’s vacant C Street room.

hagajim November 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Does he reside with all those other creepy Republicans on “C”men street?

Terry November 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm

“In a news release, Lookabaugh suggested Hall was singled out because of his notoriety. “I understand that political figures are held to a higher standard,” she said. “What is disturbing is the fact that often people who have devoted their lives to public service are not given the same benefits, or are treated more harshly, than the public at large. There seems to be a certain amount of political glee in striking down the well-known for any real or perceived foible.”"

Stalking a woman and repeated chucking used condoms on her lawn is a foible?

KilgoreTrout_XL November 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm

It would be so immature to giggle at all the shit his law firm’s website says about him in light of his penchant for fucking someone/a pet/his hand and then tossing the lubber on some girl’s lawn. Yet here we are.

Snarkalicious November 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm

[re=454948]ManchuCandidate[/re]: What’s the over/under on how many tapes of that investigators find hidden in the walls of his house?

Atlas Spanked November 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Friends don’t let friends date Republicans.

vladster November 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm

He was just delivering a message from Lou Dobbs – again and again and again…

tootsieroll November 10, 2009 at 1:12 pm

YOUR MOVE SOUTH CAROLINA

Julie, you have truly come into your own…

Snarkalicious November 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=454976]PrairiePossum[/re]: Why settle for just one?

x111e7thst November 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=454988]PsycGirl[/re]: Poor people deserve neither health nor health care. If God wanted them to have these things He would have blessed them with wealth adequate to this need.

ph7 November 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm

[re=454991]JP[/re]: He’s still trying.

ThePuckStopsHere November 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm

So I had this female friend of mine who told me that she and her boyfriend had purchased a 12-pack of condoms. They used only a couple of them but when she checked the box a few days later six were gone. She asked the boyfriend about this and he told her that he a had used a few to masturbate. She asked me if guys do that. “All the time,” I told her. “Really? Guys use condoms to masturbate?” “Oh, no.” I said. “I thought you were asking me if guys lie to their girlfriends.” Badda-boom. badda-bing…

Mr Blifil November 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Blake Hall is now my favorite “dysfunctional Idaho Republican in the midst of a nervous breakdown.” Today we are all semen-smeared lawns in Idaho.

NYNYNY November 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Smart of the RNC to drop him, because next year the headline will read : Ex-RNC Chairman Murders Local Woman. I’m frankly surprised you can get stalking convictions in Idaho.

magic titty November 10, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Yeah, I guess leaving using used condoms on your ex’s lawn makes sense. Especially since simply masturbating on the lawn became demode a couple of years ago.

AuntieLola November 10, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Worst Lloyd Dobler impersonation, EVER!

iantenna November 10, 2009 at 1:27 pm

his actions were misinterpreted, this was really a protest against idaho’s archaic sodomy laws. dude’s actually quite progressive! toss a scum bag in solidarity!

CapnFatback November 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm

No, no, no, Blake, you heard wrong. The prank I was suggesting is that you fork her lawn.

ManchuCandidate November 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm

[re=455015]Snarkalicious[/re]:
I’m guessing one more solo tape than Carrie Prejean.

CapnFatback November 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=454947]chascates[/re]: Didn’t he, though? Didn’t he?

shadowMark November 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm

[re=455038]magic titty[/re]:

After ten long years
They’ll let him out of the Home

Excitable boy they’ll all say

Then he’ll dig up her grave
And build a cage with her bones

Excitable boy they’ll all say

He is just an excitable boy

Extemporanus November 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm

[re=454972]hagajim[/re]: Some guys prefer to toss overhand, but in my opinion, nothing beats a good old fashioned granny shot.

Decker November 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm

[re=454954]Mahousu[/re]: A 56-year-old Republican.

shadowMark November 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm

[re=455038]magic titty[/re]: [re=455034]NYNYNY[/re]: Damnit. Sorry. The “Excitable Boy” quote was supposed to be a reply to: next year the headline will read : Ex-RNC Chairman Murders Local Woman

coolcatdaddy November 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm

Did they test the semen in all the condoms? Are they sure it all belongs to him?

There are other Republicans in Idaho afterall…

Mr Blifil November 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm

How are we to know condoms on the lawn weren’t intended to be a prank along the lines of sending rock salt to Olympia Snowe’s offices? Maybe he wasn’t stalking so much as trying to send a political message. Maybe like the recipients of “Obama bone-in-the-nose” pictures, she was accidentally singled out because he sent them to the “wrong list.” Yeah, his lawyers remarks notwithstanding, it’s all probably a misunderstanding gone awry.

ThePuckStopsHere November 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm

[re=455051]shadowMark[/re]: I heard Glen Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1991.

Gumboz1953 November 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm

[re=454994]fitz[/re]: That has to be the grossest thing I’ve read all week, and I work for the Government.

Gumboz1953 November 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Let’s send him some more. He seems to have used up his supply, and Lord knows we don’t want this asshole reproducing.

Extemporanus November 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm

[re=455043]CapnFatback[/re]: So that’s why he kept aiming for her bush.

[re=454974]freakishlystrong[/re]: Ho-vember?

[re=455039]AuntieLola[/re]: Without a noise, without my pride, I reach out from the inside…in your eyes.

WIDTAP November 10, 2009 at 1:42 pm

…and would not return them until she agreed to “hear him out” concerning her marriage

That would have been an interesting conversation, especially if her husband were there.

Zadig November 10, 2009 at 1:44 pm

“I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”

I know, right? I thought America had all deviants put down at age 40!

Dashboard_Buddha November 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm

[re=455060]Extemporanus[/re]: Bush joke FTW!

Zorro November 10, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Police also recovered a written note from Mr. Hall that said “And I wasn’t even thinking about YOU.”

engulfedinflames November 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm

[re=455055]ThePuckStopsHere[/re]: How dare you repeat this lie that Glen Beck has yet to deny!

It was 1990.

CapnFatback November 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm

[re=455053]Mr Blifil[/re]: You may be onto something . . . Hall’s ex-girlfriend does have a neighbor named Spunky O’Seaman.

Joshua Norton November 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm

“I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”

Hell, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait til he turns 57.

JamesMichaelCurley November 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm

What?

WarAndG November 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm

At least show some class and SEND THEM IN A BOUQUET you uncivilized scoundrel:

http://www.moiinc.com/bouquet/index.htm

doloras November 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm

[re=455055]ThePuckStopsHere[/re]: No, it was 1990 when Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl, or so I heard.

Snarkalicious November 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=455038]magic titty[/re]: How long ’til it’s considered retro? I hate using condoms.

finallyhappy November 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

[re=454975]Woodwards Friend[/re]: actually a woman-and presumably not a hooker- remember the GOP is ok as long is it is not a dead girl or a live boy.

I don’t understand how the county can keep a stalker employed as an attorney even if he works on civil cases. I would expect him to be put on leave(at the very least- if not suspended) until the case is settled. Although perhaps stalking and harassment are not a crime there.

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us November 10, 2009 at 2:05 pm

[re=454958]populucious[/re]: Knobvember?

betterDeadThanRed November 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm

“The bottom line is he just couldn’t work for the county, representing the county’s interests, when he was being supervised on a criminal conviction,” … “every day we make decisions that relate to this very thing.”

So condom throwing is an every day occurrence in Idaho? No wonder he felt singled out.

Mustang November 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm

I used to have some mean neighbors who freaked out because my tiny 3 month old puppy went in their yard ONCE. I thought it would be a good plan to wait until they were gone one day and sprinkle hamburger meat over their yard so as to attract all the neighborhood animals. I never did it. I can’t understand what this guy was trying to attract with used condoms. Flies? Health care workers? Curious children?

Suds McKenzie November 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Council of Catholic Bishops – Fail!

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us November 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=454996]dr.giraud[/re]: Dammit. You beat me to it.

rottenart November 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=455077]CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us[/re]: Dammit! Totally beat me to it!

It does roll off the tongue a bit smoother… BA DUM DUM!

RoscoePColtraine November 10, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Monkey’s fling poo, republicans fling used, spooge-filled condoms; I think we have irrefutable proof of evolution here.

vladster November 10, 2009 at 2:11 pm

[re=455046]shadowMark[/re]: and he rubbed that pot roast all over his shlong
excitable boy they all said
and the threw his rubbers all over her lawn
well he’s just an excitable boy

I’m sure he could work it into a Dancin With The Stars routine.

Scooter November 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Precious bodily fluids discarded on the ground? What is this guy trying to start? WWIII?

doxastic November 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm

He looks more like an ED guy to me.

S.Luggo November 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm

07/19/2009 Idaho Statesman
“[Hall is] purposefully changing his priorities, moving away from public life to spend time with children and grandchildren.” Or not.

Blake wears the magic underwear, also.
http://www.idahostatesman.com/102/story/838350.html

Potater November 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Clearly he became unstable because of socialism. And taxes. And so much big gubmint.

Today, we are all condom-chucking potato-fuckers.

Extemporanus November 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm

[re=455081]Mustang[/re]: The make condoms for puppies?!

And more importantly, how did you train yours to throw them? Wait, don’t answer that…

S.Luggo November 10, 2009 at 2:17 pm

[re=454968]Gorillionaire[/re]: Republicans do that only after they’ve run out grenades.

PerhapsSo November 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm

[re=454958]populucious[/re]: That’s Blow-vember, to be followed by Dick-cember. I forget what we did with January.

Curved November 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Your Move South Carolina. Brilliant.

Oldskool November 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Ok, I might see it if he drew funny pictures on the condoms but plain used ones? Something is wrong with that guy.

El Pinche November 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Who keeps their used condoms? WTF?
[re=455090]S.Luggo[/re]: Do Mormons do this?

skutre November 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm

I’m 54 yrs old, I know quite a few 56 yr olds, and they are hideously twisted deviant perverts, every single one of them. They are certainly capable of unleashing a herd of prairie squid onto a suburban turf patch.

The Horror.

Flanders November 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm

[re=455074]doloras[/re]: No, that was when Glenn Beck failed to deny the young girl that he raped and murdered.

the problem child November 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm

[re=455007]thefrontpage[/re]: He was following Erick Erickson’s lead. He was hoping to melt her pussy.

problemwithcaring November 10, 2009 at 2:30 pm

[re=454988]PsycGirl[/re]: [re=455011]Terry[/re]: It’s the Fundies fault. If every sperm is sacred, this guy’s a mass murderer.

[re=454963]TJBeck[/re]: Proof that mythical “jizz-harvesters” do in fact exist.

RoscoePColtraine November 10, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Nothing says, “Come back to me, babe” like a lawn full of cum bags.

bitchincamaro November 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Well, I think it’s sweet. Sharing is caring.

OzoneTom November 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm

[re=455090]S.Luggo[/re]: Thanks for the link to that article, I love the line “Blake has been a very powerful guy and still has a lot of juice”

snideinplainsight November 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm

She oughtta just freeze them and sell them on the “gray” market for sperm. Nothing like having a bunch of surprise progeny come stalking you a couple decades after the fact.

vladster November 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm

[re=455090]S.Luggo[/re]: Whose children and grandchildren? Better warn ‘em!

a_pink_poodle November 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm

But that’s such a romantic gesture!

comicbookguy November 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm

I blame romantic comedies. You see a guy win back his girl by standing outside her window holding a boom box playing Peter Gabriel, and he’s surrounded by used condoms scattered on the lawn (that’s right, go rent the movie and take a closer look). You see that enough you start to think it works in real life.

TJBeck November 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=455095]PerhapsSo[/re]: I’ve always rooted for “Nov-member”.

shadowMark November 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm

This is going to be the theme of the Levi Johnston Playgirl shoot, Levi standing on lawns throwing used condoms. I believe Playgirl is thinking of for the first time inviting in a studio audience to the photography session.

vladster November 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm

all freedom-lovin’ amir’kins shout “off with the gloves!”

the problem child November 10, 2009 at 2:42 pm

[re=455095]PerhapsSo[/re]: This year, can it be No-means-November? Just in case this isn’t the only Republican stalker out there…

Pineapple Marconi November 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Apparently its not over

“Blake has been a very powerful guy and still has a lot of juice,”

http://www.idahostatesman.com/102/story/838350.html

RoscoePColtraine November 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm

[re=455117]shadowMark[/re]: Don’t go there. Please. I, for one, would not call the police were that to happen. Hey Levi! ‘S’at you?? Wanna come in for a drink?

Bruno November 10, 2009 at 2:45 pm

I thought using condoms were a sin to proper fundie GOPers? HE MUST REPENT FOR SPILLING HIS SEED

Bruno November 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm

He figured since Jeebus doesn’t believe in DNA, then it could nver be pinned on him

chascates November 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Ft. Hood memorial has just started. Gen. Casey, Army chief, begins his speech by reading from the Book of Ezekiel.

donner_froh November 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm

[re=454954]Mahousu[/re]: Wait until he hits 57. Then all hell breaks loose.

KilgoreTrout_XL November 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm

[re=455121]Pineapple Marconi[/re]: Ain’t like that Real Amerkin juice gon spoil, neither. Not even inside them dickbags fulla spermicidal jellies.

chascates November 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Obama welcomed with loud cheers and is somber. He’ll get blamed for the shootings anyway.

Filthy Crapcan November 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm

[re=454956]hagajim[/re]: i prefer jizzflinger.

Senile Agitation November 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Baby,c’mon, wait, just– they’re ribbed for your pleasure for God’s sake, for YOUR pleasure! Don’t you see? Just give me a chance, one last chance! Listen, just hear me out, LISTEN TO ME GODDAMMIT, I LOVE YOU!

Elephants Gerald November 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm

[re=455102]Flanders[/re]: The way I understand it, Glenn Beck murdered the girl first, then raped her, and in 1990 refused to deny it.

blader November 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm

[re=455039]AuntieLola[/re]:

Chances are he instead saw himself as engaged in something more epic, like David slaying Goliath, complete with twirling the condom over the head before slinging it onto the lawn. If he was wearing nothing but a loin cloth while doing it, my theory of the crime wins.

Filthy Crapcan November 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm

[re=454983]gjdodger[/re]: and was he in the windup, or did he throw from the stretch?

Mustang November 10, 2009 at 2:58 pm

[re=454954]Mahousu[/re]: Age discrimination. How can you have the motivation to do sick perverted stuff when you’re looking down the barrel of a death panel?

facehead November 10, 2009 at 2:59 pm

At least we know he practices safe masturbation.

JMP November 10, 2009 at 3:00 pm

[re=455125]Bruno[/re]: They’re cool in this case; he was just using the condoms to prevent his seed from spilling on the ground, as the Bible bans. The important thing is that the condom can’t be used to prevent the babies (or AIDS) in sex; otherwise people might actually enjoy instead of fear it.

thesheriffisnear November 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Such a dashing and debonair gesture I’m flummoxed as to how she could resist. BTW that badmuthagoose panties thing would DEFINITELY work with me.

Mr Blifil November 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=455095]PerhapsSo[/re]: E-jacuary?

WBYeats November 10, 2009 at 3:04 pm

obsessed with the picture.

Gopherit November 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm

[re=455140]facehead[/re]: He’s a republican. How sure are we that it’s his jizz? Questions abound.

PsycGirl November 10, 2009 at 3:07 pm

[re=455011]Terry[/re]: Well, it’s the perceived part that is probably the issue. What you perceive to be stalking is just, um, FOLLOWING and what you perceive as used condoms are really, um, um
OK, you got me on that. Apparently he and his lawyer couldn’t think of some other term for them either.

WadISay November 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Republican condoms are the ones two inches long, labelled Humungous.

ShortShadey November 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm

[re=454985]shadowMark[/re]: Win!

Filthy Crapcan November 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm

[re=455087]vladster[/re]: others in my office are leering at me, because I CANNOT stop LOLOLLLLing at this comment. Have “pot roast” and “shlong” ever been used in the same sentence before? Thank you for this.

And thank you, Blake Hall, for showing us the real way to build a bomb out of fertilizer. Best GOP sex deviant story in days.

Ducksworthy November 10, 2009 at 3:14 pm

19 used condoms, that he admits to and “Lookabaugh suggested Hall was singled out because of his notoriety.” I think that’s correct and, also, the notoriety is due to his flinging used condoms on people’s lawns. A true Repugnicant.

ShortShadey November 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm

NINETEEN? I mean, everyone throws two or three used condoms on their ex-girlfriends’ yards, right? But NINETEEN? That’s sick.

Filthy Crapcan November 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm

[re=455121]Pineapple Marconi[/re]: “Blake has been a very powerful guy and still has a lot of juice,”

http://www.idahostatesman.com/102/story/838350.html

+1 for prescience.

JavaJack November 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=455095]PerhapsSo[/re]: We slept off a wicked hang-over

Ducksworthy November 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm

[re=455082]Suds McKenzie[/re]: Here’s the video of the CCB’s position on semen.

http://crooksandliars.com/media/play/qt/10675/

StoneAge November 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm

[re=454952]badmuthagoose[/re]: Indeed. I kind of want to go out with you right now.

comicbookguy November 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm

[re=455150]Mr Blifil[/re]: Nob-vember?

CaiteeCruelle November 10, 2009 at 3:52 pm

[re=455023]x111e7thst[/re]: I had the pleasure of visiting CongressCritter Jim Gerlach (PA-6) in the spring as part of a delegation on poverty. One of our group members was a student, making maybe $600 a month, and opting to spend that money on rent and food, rather than health insurance. Sweet Jimmy said “Well, that’s your choice.”

Meanwhile he mentioned that his kid was whining about forking over any money for health insurance at all because he had graduated college. (Is there Congressional COBRA?)

Topic? Isn’t being stalked a preexisting condition?

ThePuckStopsHere November 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=455069]engulfedinflames[/re]: So you’re sayig he’s denied murdring and then raping a young girl in 1991, but has yet to deny having done the same thing in 1990?

disgustedcitizen November 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=454983]gjdodger[/re]: Pretty wide, plus he put his weight on his back foot, so he could tap with the other.

What Fresh Hell is This? November 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm

What fresh Hell is this, indeed? I imagine if they looked closely (and someone in Idaho WOULD want to look), they’d find that 9 of the 19 were filled with rancid mayonnaise. 19 would be showing off, a little something to build his image with teh ladies.

ForTheTurnstiles November 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm

[re=455191]ShortShadey[/re]: Put it in context: 19 rubbers but 24 wives. Welcome to the Fry Sauce Belt.

Jukesgrrl November 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm

[re=455090]S.Luggo[/re]: Thanks for the link. Here’s how much I ignore religions I don’t agree with: I didn’t even know Mormons were allowed to divorce and remarry. Am I correct in assuming it’s their consolation prize for having their right to multiple wives removed? I also learned family values aren’t any different in Mormon Country than in the rest of Republicanstan.

JMP November 10, 2009 at 4:21 pm

And more Blow-vember (is that really it?) events, a sexual harassment suit against the NY Post & its editor-in-chief: http://mediamatters.org/blog/200911100020

“Defendant Allan approached the group of women, pulled out his blackberry and asked them ‘What do you think of this?’ On his blackberry was a picture of a naked man lewdly and openly displaying his penis.”

saggyboobedhag November 10, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=454969]Barry White Zombie[/re]: ROFLMAO. Literally, I have no more ass. Thank you.

Call me Mr. Tibbs November 10, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Really, are we to believe that they were *his* condoms? or even his *seed*? Here in Philly, you can buy used condoms wholesale from the corner prosti’s. That way, you can throw hundreds of them on someones front step and they’ll slip and fall on their ass. Nothing slippierer-er-er than lube-y, jizzy, santorum-y condoms. YES!

FMA November 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm

[re=455007]thefrontpage[/re]: Wasn’t that in a Meg Ryan movie? Some romantic comedy or other…

Mr Blifil November 10, 2009 at 5:08 pm

This whole thread smells like Clorox.

Dean Booth November 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm

“Hey you potential kids, get off my lawn!”

thefrontpage November 10, 2009 at 5:44 pm

[re=455016]Atlas Spanked[/re]: That’s funny!

tiger November 10, 2009 at 6:42 pm

OH. MY. GOD. I mean, i’m perverse, but that is just…christ on a cross i’m gonna yuke.

CthuNHu November 10, 2009 at 7:32 pm

[re=455121]Pineapple Marconi[/re]:
Hall said he has tried to soften his take-no-prisoners image.

“So if some people have noticed that, I’m glad,” Hall said. “I’ve tried to become kinder, more gentle and more Christ-like in my approach throughout life, and maybe it’s starting to catch.”

If this is the answer to WWJD?, then this Republican Jesus is more interesting than I’d given him credit for. Then again, as Paul says in Prophylactics 19, “It is better to fling one’s essence at the grass whereon a coveted wife walks than to burn,” and “Let he who has been deprived of sin cast the fruit of his stones.”

kiltdownman November 10, 2009 at 9:15 pm

If he is not allowed closer than 900 feet he will become a traffic hazard as the rubber hits the road .

Barrelhse November 10, 2009 at 9:29 pm

[re=454954]Mahousu[/re]: LOL

Patricia84 November 10, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Glovember?

Bearbloke November 11, 2009 at 1:12 am

[re=455052]coolcatdaddy[/re]: Also, test the jizz for the saliva & tears of young males… maybe the local fuzz can clean up some “missing kids” reports…

Bearbloke November 11, 2009 at 1:22 am

[re=455100]El Pinche[/re]: Of course! They say special Get-Them-Into-Mor(m)on-Heaven prayers for anybody and everybody that’s dead, including those ever-so-sacred sperms

zhubajie November 11, 2009 at 6:56 am

“It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”

Not if he’s a Republican politician.

zhubajie November 11, 2009 at 7:12 am

[re=454947]chascates[/re]: Why didn’t she shoot him?

Darkness November 11, 2009 at 9:34 am

Republican, riˈpəblikən (noun): A hapless puppet of the deep remnants of the lizard brain.

Darkness November 11, 2009 at 9:40 am

[re=455304]JMP[/re]: Wait, he couldn’t even flash them his OWN penis? Technology has reduced us to this? We ARE doomed.

And I’m shocked, SHOCKED to learn that the NY Post newsroom has a fratboy atmosphere, given their introspective, emotionally level, and well-informed output.

Sparky McGruff November 11, 2009 at 9:57 am

[re=454996]dr.giraud[/re]: [re=455077]CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us[/re]: KNOB-vember

Both of you have a future in marketing. If I quit my day job, I’d love to help set up an agency. I’m thinking of calling it “Knob, Gobbler, and Kuntz”.

Tundra Grifter November 11, 2009 at 11:52 am

[re=454952]badmuthagoose[/re]: Is that some kind of voodoo curse?

Tundra Grifter November 11, 2009 at 11:56 am

[re=455011]Terry[/re]: One man’s ceiling is another man’s foible…

WhatRoughBeast November 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm

“I was so tired of being victimized. It is unimaginable that a 56-year-old would be so deviant.”

No, actually, entirely imaginable. He’s acting like a conservative, family-values Republican politician.

bbqboy November 12, 2009 at 9:48 am

[re=454985]shadowMark[/re]:
sounds like a Wii opportunity though.

CapnFatback November 13, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Y’know, I’m liking this Hall character. He really showed some spunk.

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