Wonkette
- Too much yakking about whether Sarah Palin is “qualified” or “a dumbass.” Let’s just trust Rush Limbaugh’s expert judgment and move on. [Hot Air]
- RedState book club! And what are we reading this week? Oh, Jonah Goldberg’s Newberry-Awarding winning throw-up? Delectable. [RedState]
- The #1 reason the European Union blows is not that it’s a conglomerate of shameless socialist welfare states. (That’s the #2 reason.) No no, far worse is that because of the EU there are no more European wars! Oh, boo! [Matt Yglesias]
- Sean Hannity discusses the pros and cons of religious conservatives making sex tapes. [AMERICAblog]
Sean Hannity and Sex in the same sentence puts my penis in a coma
I want the Limbaugh-Palin sex tape!
Wait a minute…no, I don’t.
Humpback: SNUFF tape
Hannity wants to see the tape to ensure he is Fair & Balanced.
The Left’s supply of anti-Mormon bigotry remains locked in the toxic waste dump of its soul
Q: Why do Mormons wear magic red longjohns?
A: Because their magic red thongs make their ass itch.
Forget this loser’s videotape. America wants to see J-Lo’s tape!!!!!!
Haha, you must love this:
That is a David Frum quote. David Fucking Frum is the lone voice in the wilderness, pleading with his ideological counterparts to recognize the madness they’ve embraced. Oh, the LULZ!
There may be wind in the Republican party, but if there is it is only because they’ve been breaking it in each other’s faces and calling it sound electoral judgment.
Is there an Oily Taints sex tape?
Carrie said that at the beauty pageant the contestants were looked at like they were meat by Donald Trump! Imagine! It’s enough to make you play with yourself.
FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME…Sean Hannity wants us to know that it was her views on same sex marriage that cost her the “Miss California” crown. Not the topless pictures. The not the missing contracted appearances. Not the masturbation/sex tape. No, it was a ridiculously worded answer to a question at the “Miss USA” contest (the one owned by Republican Donald Trump, not the real one, a.k.a. “Miss America,” the one that’s actually famous).
thefrontpage: Oh, yeah, fer sure. Google sperrgebiet kaviar and you’ll find plenty of them.
For once I would just like to see someone drive a tank through one of the neo-con’s quite suburban neighborhoods at all hours of the day. And then just start shelling houses for the hell of it.
That’s the memory of war that the people running Europe still have in their heads.
Typically that kind of experience puts one OFF to the idea of “government-sponsored conflict”.
And fuck, I remember the Berlin Wall coming down.
I was pissed because it was interrupting Saturday morning cartoons.
Tommmcatt: I heard a sad interview with David Frum awhile back on NPR where he talked about all the hate mail he gets from the hardline right-wingers. Seriously. David Frum is considered too “liberal” by the Rushbots.
*sigh*
Tommmcatt: Given the caliber of the rebuttal, Frum isn’t likely to be listened to. How can you top the creative logic of:
[i]I suspect the electorate of 2012 will be looking for someone who isn’t a “community organizer” with a shady past and zero governing experience, riding a wave of uncritical media adulation and touting an education at elite universities. Palin doesn’t have the only resume that fits the bill, but nobody else’s resume is selling millions of copies at the moment.[/i]
And, of course, by “top the logic of” I really mean “select information in such a dishonest way that it creates an impression favorably to your view.”
Wingnuts buy that stuff like it was a resume, you know.
Great Old Ones Party: Yes the germans not wanting to start wars is a bad thing for America huh what …
RedState no worky. Hippie-scum DoS attack? Arabs? Big robots?
Prof. Junk: I know I’ll be looking to vote for someone dumb, reviled my the media,with no past but lots of experience as long as their honest.
Prof. Junk:
“If I stuff this Fabrage Egg full of shit and spray paint it black, don’t you see that no-one will want to buy it?”
Humanity is doomed.
A video she made at age 17? SEX OFFENDER!!!!
From Hot Air: “a hardcore leftist is running up astronomical deficits and double-digit unemployment”. Since when is George W. Bush a hardcore leftist?
chascates: I’ve never been a Trump fan, but I gotta admit that treating Prejean as a piece of meat was pretty astute of him.
armoredbore: Techically…maybe?
http://sentencing.typepad.com/sentencing_law_and_policy/2009/11/is-carrie-prejean-technically-subject-to-5year-mandatory-minimum-federal-sentence-for-distributing-c.html
Sure.
Also.
Hey, you know what would be really funny?
I want the Larry King-Palin sex tape!
Wait a minute…no, I don’t.
“Palin’s qualifications are not merely academic. ” (It was towards the end; I know you didn’t read that far down…)
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!
As much as the right-wingers claim to hate “The Elitists,” I don’t think I’ve ever read an article as condescending as that one from Hot Air.
“OoooOOOoooOOOhhh~ Someone used ‘facts’ and ‘research’ to say something mean about our Goddess. How quaint. How very droll. I’ll have to inform Muffy out on the 9th hole later as we sip our Pinot Noir from our Star Wars collector’s mugs. Fye on your absurdity, sir. Harumph!”
RedHate.com has been working thru Goldberg’s fantasy work for a long time now. The lack of cartoons and pictures makes for heavy going. Meanwhile I found this gem concerning the Ft. Hood massacre:
” what the rest of us STILL face is the notion that no one can be fully trusted, no one can be relied on to protect us from this, and no one..CERTAINLY not the Federal Bureaucracy…can be looked to for providing any of us with personal safety and security.”
The takeaway is to just live in fear, cling to guns and religion and hope for a Palin to become Fuhrer.
S.Luggo: It’s the rapture. They’re all gone. We’re left behind, thank God.
The dude Yglesias quotes is a real fucking dick; so nations should apparently be the equivalents of assholes in bars who look for a fight just to show that they’re tough. Guess that’s the neocon shithead philosophy in a nutshell.
“What does the European Union truly stand for besides a cradle-to-grave social welfare system? For without something to struggle for, there can be no civil society—only decadence.”
Yes, “war is peace, freedom is slavery.”
Fuck you, Kaplan, and the instruments of war you rode in on, you fucking fascist.
“I suspect the electorate of 2012 will be looking for someone who isn’t a “community organizer” with a shady past and zero governing experience, riding a wave of uncritical media adulation and touting an education at elite universities.”
- Ha ha ha. He thinks they can get rid of the Obamamaniaz in 2012, goodluck! The whole world will be communist by then. Too late!
LowerdPeninsula: I find Kaplan’s Krap particularly annoying, coming as it does on the day that the latest batch of six flag-draped coffins arrived back in the UK from Afghanistan. But, hey, obviously us Europeans don’t have anything to struggle for and are too apathetic to get involved in conflicts…
Great Old Ones Party:
The boys had their say, they said no
Stop the slaughter, let’s go home
Let’s go, let’s go
Let’s go, let’s go home
Kaplan, eat this…
P.S. Watergate screwed with my afternoon cartoon cavalcade viewing…Spring/Summer ‘73
Hello Sunshine: I saw the little row the Janes’ family had with Brown sending them a terribly-written condolence letter, and though that stuff doesn’t usually get to me, I was mad as hell with the mother of the lost son. You guys need to be over there even less than we do. I really do wish your guys’ administrations would be more independent from us, and stop being afraid to tell us “no”. Brown is just horrible.
Sean Hannity’s opinion: “Well, at least you’re hot, and a good Christian, you loved the guy …and I wrote the forward to your book so…kudos on the sex tape.”
Where’s the outrage? What if this had been a liberal, a gay liberal? How would Hannity respond to a Barnie Frank sex tape? This is what we need to be asking ourselves as we claw out our eyeballs.