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Anh “Joseph” Cao was the one Republican to vote for health care reform tonight. Teabaggers are cool with that, though, no problem, guy just has a heavily Democratic constituency. [Twitter search "cao"]
HAHAHHAHA
I guess “zipperhead” had too many letters to fit into a tweet, so our man Pat had to settle for the more colloquial “gook”?
Classy…as always…classy….
Big Tent, Party of Inclusion, FAIL.
RightBloggerPat is sorry if his comments were taken out of context and someone took offense. But really, anyone who claims that RightBloggerPat is a racist is playing the race card. This is a free country, and everyone should have a right to criticize our elected officials. Oh, and liberals are the real racists because they give poor people welfare checks, and Lincoln was a Republican.
I think I got all of ‘em in there.
I’m actually a little impressed by how much obscenity AND hate Pat managed to fit into 120 characters. Top Conservative on Twitter indeed.
Hmmm, should I go with
a) Somehow, I’m guessing this guy was a big supporter of the war in Viet Nam because he so sincerely wanted to bring peace and freedom to our Viet Namese allies.
or
b) Hey, Pat, go back to potatoland, you bastard piece of shit fuck!
I said it yesterday, and I’ll say it tonight because it can’t be said enough.
“What a bunch of fucking Cunts.”
There is NO other word that is more appropriate for them.
And hell, Saigon? Why not tell him to go back to Stalingrad or Prussia while you’re at it.
and OT: FOXhole has been published on Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FOXhole
Maybe we should screen all Vietnamese-Americans in Congress before they can vote? Send 5000 bowls of pho noodle soup to Cao! Where’s my RITALIN!!??!!!
Oh dear God.
And I was just thinking, hey, maybe now that they lost NY-23 by going full wingnut, they’ll leave this nice young Republican rep from an overwhelmingly liberal district alone just because he voted the way his constituents wanted. Sigh… I’m sure the Club for Growth is getting ready to murder him already.
And for a second time, Vietnam gives Tom Tancredo a sad.
Mr. Newell: kudos for staying onboard for the weekend and reporting the breaking news! Hope Ken’s paying you extra? Probably not, but for the record, the sound of one hand clapping!!
I’m following @AnhJosephCao out of solidarity
Cao is from Louisiana. He was probably drunk and banging a hooker when he voted and hit “Yes” by mistake. It happens. Ask David Vitter.
doxastic: Win!
Wouldn’t the Tet Offensive be a better analogy for Cao’s vote than Dachau?
jagorev: Repub Teabaggers picked that analogy, originally.
Sometimes I wonder if these people realize how wide the “WorldWideWeb” really is.
You can’t just say anyting on here anymore.
Apparently Eric “I’m with stupid” Cantor stormed out of the House chamber after Cao voted. He and another Republican had been sitting on either side of Cao in order to intimidate him into voting no.
Sucks to be you Eric.
La. voters just can’t respect elected representatives who don’t wear diapers.
Cao better watch his back. Vitter might come after him with a diaper.
jagorev: Me too, now. Glad there’s some reason to have an account.
hahahaha health care reform and insane racism dragged into the light of day. good times.
btw, Bart StupidPAC is part of “The Family” and lives (or lived) at C Street.
Where his all BIRTF CERTIFICATES? There’s know way he a merican cause he dont be looking like us
Is this twit actually someone with any followers, or just a random teabagging fuckwad? Also, how much does Malkin usually support him/her?
AnnieGetYourFun: If he didn’t, before, he’s got a lot of followers, now. Most of them, not so friendly…
Oh, boy. Look what his bitch-ass wrote and hour ago:
“Okay. I will admit it… I fucked up on Japan… They weren’t commies. But they did attack America.”
You can’t make this shit up. They are just stupid.
Y mas:
“Whack Job my ass…. that bastard slant-eyed son of a bitch sold the G.O.P. up the fucking river and he knows it!”
Beautiful:
@FoxieNews Ya think? That rat bastard sold the G.O.P. up the river! and After all the Americans that went to ‘Nam and Died. :-/ Pissed.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to FoxieNews
And this::
Remember ‘41 people, this was their revenge on us. Ceo is a fucking Commie Plant in the G.O.P. #tcot #hcr #killbill #VTOabout 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
LowerdPeninsula: Amazing.
Why is it that the wingnuts have such a hard time understanding what words need to be capitalized. Is it a coincidence that they tend to use German rules when it comes to capitalization?
Which CEO is a commie plant? So confused.
Oh, I didn’t realize that he was so fucking sexy.
http://our.gop.com/RightBloggerPat
Blingee?
Why would Mr.Cao want to be a Republican?
AnnieGetYourFun: good god, no wonder he’s so angry and bitter. I can dedicate ten blingees to his second chin alone.
zhubajie: Any nation “liberated” from a leftist government is required by law to have the citizens that move to the United States become conservative Republicans. It’s the same with Cubans. It’s the law.
AnnieGetYourFun: What a fat, disgusting fuck.
Cicada: Lincoln’s dead. That’s why it’s strictly true that the only good Republican is a dead one!
Rahm: You paying attention? I’m talking… no 2010 pressure and a possible McHugh-style deal, Cao! That’s how you can roll. No more backbencher bitch treatment by Cantor for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa… playa! Big dick playa!
Holding Out for a Hero: I wonder who Cantor thought he was going to intimidate.
LOL.
Cicada: The “party of Lincoln” meme is always funny as Lincoln did was not a Republican in his second term due to their version of teabaggers running him out of the party.
You number ten, Congressman Cao!!!
AnnieGetYourFun: I need eye bleach after seeing that photo. Now I need to go see some porn or kittehs or else it will haunt my nightmares.
AnnieGetYourFun:
http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/613/540205824_1070650.gif
Blingee logo blocking the word “Pig” fail. Oh well, I’m not spending one more minute of Pig Shit Pat.
jagorev: Hue to go. Holy fuck. The House passed a universal healthcare bill. Holy fuck. The House passed a universal healthcare bill. Holy fuck. A Republican voted for the universal healthcare bill that the House — Holy fuck.
I mean, I know it’s not done yet, but — I said a while ago that I’m just going to keep typing President Obama instead of just Obama or Barry or whatever until I got used to the idea. And I’m still typing President Obama. Now I’m just going to have to add The House just passed a universal healthcare bill into that. Holy fuck.
He’s just upset because ObamaCare doesn’t cover Terminal Neckbeard Syndrome.
Also, it was interesting to read Cao’s statement on the vote, in which he emphasizes the pro-life angle. Yes, of course, the “health care reform is a plot to fund mandatory abortions” conspiracy was always crap, so he loses points for pushing it - but he gains at least some respect in my eyes for at least being consistent and realizing that it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to support “life” in the womb and then let people die of lack of health care later.
ok, whats with the fat jokes? making me feel bad, guess i’ll eat another bowl of popcorn and watch it all unfold
AnnieGetYourFun:
One of RightBloggerPat’s updates at gop.com: “Disclosure: I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Republican Party. Heck, I’d join, but I am unemployed at the moment and I cannot afford the membership.”
There’s a membership fee?
Madeline: Only if you make less than $250,000 a year.
AnnieGetYourFun: Fat ol’ RightBloggerPat’s anti-Asian racist comment is understandable: he’s got more chins than Chinatown. (credit: Weird Al)
So wait - Cao’s vote was not significant to the outcome? They had more than a couple votes to spare. So all this venting has more to do with Cantor’s big dick “not one vote” pledge out on the lawn, than any actual legislative outcome? Hubris much, repubs?
El Pinche: Here’s another viewpoint of RightBloggerPat’s: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2723/4084903533_5f5c679866_o.png
Notice the rich wood paneling in the background behind his head… the very definition of what living in Mom’s basement would be.
doxastic: CAOABUNGA DUDE!
doxastic:
HA!
zhubajie:
He may not be one much longer. I wonder how these comments directed at Mr Cao are going to go over with his contituency, which has a pretty darn substantial minority population (African and Asian American). I’ve seen people in Louisiana circle the wagons for much less than this, not caring much for criticism from outside.
El Pinche: Its Pat. Nice -ty
Two pieces of good news–RightBloggerPat’s days of being unemployed are numbered, and the search for someone to play Ignatius P. Reilly is over.
And, by all means, TB’ers, keep sending the LUV to Congressman Cao! Can’t see that he has much to lose by switching parties. With the demographics of his district, he’s almost certainly gone in ‘10 anyway.
Please understand; RightBloggerPat was traumatized by the horrors he endured in Battlefield Vietnam.
I suppose someone should point out to Pat that it’s Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, now.
Rumproast has more de-lites from Splat.
I’m head fucking serious… Al-Qaeda is not our Worst Enemy. The East is man. China, Japan, Vietnam, all of ‘em.
Translation: “Screaming about Al-Qaida has gotten rather dull. Let’s bring back the Yellow Peril!”
Don’t ask me to translate “Head fucking.” I guess it is something like skull fucking.
El Pinche: Needs more penis.
Great Old Ones Party: That is a grievous insult to ladyparts.
4tehlulz: To be more accurate, RightBloggerPat always was the American player that spawned with an M60 and a LAW that was über-nerfed at BF: V launch…and later patched to take that benefit away.
The horror! The horror!
But I digress…
what a surprise he’s unemployed- I’ll bet he’s not dating anyone at the moment, either.
When do we start shipping the oldsters off? Hopefully before the Holidays start, because I don’t want to hear the same old stories I’ve been hearing for years.
AnnieGetYourFun: Dude has a face like a paper clip. Waahaaahaaaa.
He’s just mad that the nice Korean lady at the massage parlor refused to give him a happy ending.
I think Eric Cantor’s nickname is Pat like in, “I’m staying pat on Bonercare” or “Pat down that shit fuck libtard Cao,” or “I’m a Pat-riot.” The republix are gonna put Cao in a bamboo cage full of water rats and scream “Pat!, Pat!” at him for 2 hrs and 27 minutes.
How about a bag of shit fuck?
fishandvodka: Great find. I love shit fuck’s little threat to publish the name, email and IP address of anyone who posts an “idiotic” comment on his blog.
I guess shit fuck bastard gook is A-OK!
Hey Pat. Blow me.
fishandvodka: scarves?
55 gallon drum of Sanctorum?
Mr. Cao has got to be driving the Republican party crazy. He’s the only elected non-white they have, which is really messing things up for them. Sure, Michael Steele is also non-white, but the voters didn’t put him in office, so he’s not so bad.
After Cao vanishes from office next year, the Republican party will be almost pure, with just that one Jew, Eric Cantor, to be gotten rid of. Then it will be a party of white Christians again, and the purge of the women can begin!
fishandvodka: Tried to find local Pho delivery in his neighborhood but the closest is 30 min away.
thesheriffisnear: You numbah one commenter, GI! Where you go? What you do?
OhTheHorror: He made it easy. Paypal link to donate to him w/real e-mail –> that e-mail name on ebay communications - personal website on comcast with link to his blog - real name - FCC database for HAM radio operator for address - some kind of tube repair business for phone.
fishandvodka:
How about a couple hundred stacks of these?
http://josephcao.house.gov/UploadedPhotos/HighResolution/18ed75de-eaf9-4cfa-bdbd-e08db08ed11a.jpg
fishandvodka: Easy for you. Many thanks.
Oh, this is fucking beautiful.
The Republican who won in (what’s left of) New Orleans, the place where the standard of living is actually less than the former Saigon, for no other reason than because Democratic incumbent Bill Jefferson fucked up that badly, voted with his constituency.
So now the Teabaggers will try to find a Palin-approved challenger to run against him in Louisiana’s open primary, he’ll probably live far enough away from the district that he wouldn’t believe I know where he got dem choos at, and the Republicans will hemorrhage yet another seat, all in the name of saving “the soul” of the illegitimate bastard party of Lincoln.
I can’t wait for the coming bloodbath between the homophobic libertarians and the anti-poor evangelicals.
fishandvodka: Just called using my best (worst) Vietnamese accent. His Dad answered, and said his son is asleep right now and couldn’t speak. Dad has “connections” and is going to track me down, apparently.
El Pinche: Wow! Thanks!
Oh, and I forgot to mention: Hurricane Ida is pointed right at New Orleans right now.
@RightBloggerPat: Dad?
His facebook comments are pretty fun, too. There are lots of “go back to Vietnam, Cao Tse Tung,” showing that they have a really firm grip on things like geography and history. And his page provides a link to donate money, if anyone were so inclined.
fishandvodka: I was going to post that last night but I didn’t find the phone number.
ph7: Yes, I’m sure that the family’s connections are (to the local welfare office) are something to behold. Also, you are my hero of the morning. Along with this bourbon-spiked cup of coffee.
Pat’s personal profile from his web site:
Martial Status: Single, Never Married.
Children: None
Age: 37 (Older than dirt)
Born and Raised: Southwest Detroit, Michigan. (lived there till 1989.)
Location: In the Suburbs of Detroit, Michigan AKA Liberal-Land USA.
How long I’ve been Blogging: Officially since February of 2006
Loves and Hates:
Loves:
Classic Rock
Blues Rock
Long haired and Skinny Women
Beautiful Women
Traditional Values
American Made Products
American History
Anything from the 1940’s
Traditional Christianity (Although Orthodoxy is a bit stiff for me…)
Kind people
Down to earth people; especially women
Intelligent Conversation
Pragmatism
People that are Unique and Intriguing
Hates:
Rap
Pop Music
Short Haired Women
Fat Women
Far Lefty Liberals AKA Communists (Same Difference)
Liberal Christianity
Rich Warren and his Purpose Driven Life CRAP!
Selfish people
Snobbish people
Rich people who love thier money more than others
Paying Taxes
Paying Bills
Having A.D.H.D.
Being Overweight
Getting Older (It Sucks!)
Now how many times a day do you think this slug snaps his onion?
C’mon people, do your part and send him a frozen Jenny Craig meal. Or, you can find very cheap used dieting books at Amazon.
AnnieGetYourFun: I think I got off on the wrong foot when I announced that “I am The Vietanmese, I want to speak to Phat Phuck”.
After an “Excuuuuuse Me?”, a couple of “Whatchu calling here fer?” and finally asking “What you want to talk to him fer?” Daddy said ain’t no way he’s waking up the Boy.
OhTheHorror: “American Made Products”
Saipan is part of America, right?
Honestly, though, it’s a shock to me that his guy is without a job. I would have thought for sure that when potential employers Googled him, they would have been blown away by his well researched, logical arguments and erudite writings.
OhTheHorror: LOL somebody *must* be pulling our leg. Right? Right?!?!?
Oh, and I hope to God the conservatives NY-23 this guy in the next election (you know they will after this travesty)… the seat is then guaranteed to be a Democrat.
fishandvodka: How about half-eaten cheezeburgerz?
Adkins diet FAIL.
WadISay:PerhapsSo: I was wondering when someone would notice his references to Saigon and South Vietnam. Not the sharpest tool in the bin this one. If you’re gonna be insulting, you might want to try using references from this century, not the last.
the problem child: NOM NOM NAM
OhTheHorror: Strangely, people who actually say they like “intelligent conversation” often turn out to be women like Jessica Simpson or men like RightBloggerPat when you try to talk to them.
OhTheHorror: so he hates “fat women” and being “overweight”?
Good luck with that.
LowerdPeninsula:
I wonder how many are going through their, and their spouses’ closets, getting rid of anything manufactured in China, Vietnam, or any other “commie” country. Look at the labels on your clothes, where were they made?
I wonder if they watch TV? The USA no longer makes TVs - RCA, Zenith, all history now - so they have to be imported from “commie” coutries as well.
Will they give up their precious cellphones and computers as well? Yup, all their innards are made overseas.
OhTheHorror: No tube sock is safe in that basement.
Oxymoran
AnnieGetYourFun: My guess is that they think capitalization is used for emphasis rather than to indicate a proper noun. It’s like using bold or italics for the literate world–when you don’t want to go FULL CAPS LOCK but still have to say something very important about Freedom and Liberty and Racism.
Well, dumbass is finally up and twatting:
“# So, I made it to Wonkette and Allan Combs. Heh… at least Cao will know how I feel.26 minutes ago from TweetDeck”
Wonder what the brunch conversation around the Adkins table is like this morning?
“Move out of the cellar and get a job, you bum!”
Talks about women like they are dogs; prefers long hairs to short hairs…
Hey Pat, I here they need a delivery driver at the Vietnamese restaurant down the block. You ought to check it out.
He might win this contest yet. Let’s cheer him on.
Holding Out for a Hero:
Eric Cantor’s corporate donors …
2008 election:
New York Life Insurance $20,800
Blue Cross/Blue Shield $20,000
2006 election:
Blue Cross/Blue Shield $22,000
HCA Inc $18,000
Va Cardiovascular Specialists $14,800
Markel Corp $12,300
http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/industries.php?cycle=2010&cid=N00013131&type=I
malo-ji: Flavored dip, however, is made in the US. I hear Obama wants to outlaw that.
I guess I can take comfort in the fact that I can never hate him as much as he hates himself. That’s a real load off the ol’ shoulders, you know?
ph7: Uh-oh, you angered the beast:
@RightBloggerPat Was before I woke up… I seen how he found out who I was.
15 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to RightBloggerPat
They can call all the they want. But if they come near my house. It’s on… Bullets will fly… I assure you of that.
10 minutes ago from TweetDeck
@apachetomtom Nah, I’d rather shoot ‘em….
11 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to apachetomtom
“Question: Have you ever thought about quitting?
Answer: Many times. One time very seriously, after a Blog war erupted between me and a another group of Bloggers. Admittedly, it was my fault, that the war even started. I’ve also at times felt that like this was all a bad joke and that I should quit, But what else would I do? There’s times when it all just gets old. I love to write, but I just don’t like the idea of having to entertain people or the idea of being some-one’s “go to” guy on politics. I know the game, but I’m just not interested in being the coach! I just give my opinion on things, and hope someone gets something out of it.”
War Blog?
Also, “First let me say, that I harbor no ill will towards anyone of a different race than I; I am just not wired to hate, and yes, this includes people of the Jewish race.”
Ten bucks on someone finding a Klansman hood in his history by sunset.
http://www.politicalbyline.com/about-me/faqs/
Madeline: There’s a membership fee?
A stupid tax, if you will.
O_o: This seems appropriate. http://bit.ly/4locEG Maybe the authors have one for verbal diarrhea too now.
Katydid: I bet he shot at the phone when someone called.
They can call all the they want. But if they come near my house. It’s on… Bullets will fly… I assure you of that.
10 minutes ago from TweetDeck
Hey Pat, I think you’re full of shit.
I think Pat may have a tough time finding a job, his only talent is wanking and he just doesn’t have the bod to get paid for it.
fishandvodka: An army recruiter, perhaps?
Downtheroadapiece: I really LOLed at that. Thanks! I so needed that after learning that RightBloggerPat walks (albeit on his knuckles) among us.
Oh, and you libtard bastards had better beware. RightBloggerPat done found us out. To paraphrase the “‘go to’ guy on politics,” he “seen” that his missive was picked up on Wonkette.
Downtheroadapiece: This one got good reviews: http://www.amazon.ca/product-reviews/1931868530/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
OhTheHorror: Here is a kind of off-topic question: why do so many fat stupid ugly men think they only deserve be paired with a mensa super model?
I just checked the link on the post. Pure commedy gold is an understatement. For example:
Thatsrightnate:
Louisiana’s Representative Joseph Cao Pear Harbors #Healthcare –shouldn’t he fix California’s budget first? http://bit.ly/4j3wPS
3 minutes ago from TweetDeck
Just a guess, but I am fairly sure that Nate was not Twatting while attending a Mensa meeting.
OhTheHorror: I agree. Still, it might not be kind to send unsuspecting asian food delivery people his way unarmed.
Katydid:
They can call all the they want. But if they come near my house. It’s on… Bullets will fly… I assure you of that.
I can call all I want? Perfect! Glad to know this patriot has flying bullets. Maybe one of those long haired women witness his heroic defense of America from a mocking Libtard attack and, as the smoke clears, throw herself naked into his basement bedroom (between the ham radio and his dial up modem).
AnglRdr: He doesn’t. He had Ann Coulter in mind when he wrote about his perfect woman.
Oh. My. God.
I was going to express disbelief at this racism, but I just saw Jon Voight make a comment about Obama tearing the country apart due to Rev. Wright’s “20 years of programming.”
Jesus. I guess you just can’t make this shit up.
AnglRdr: Don’t know. I likes dem hairless breeds myself. Hee-Haw!
mollymcguire: From that link of yours: ” “Now I understand how our brave men felt at Pearl Harbor,” said Kimble referring to Chao’s betrayal, “He ninjaed us.””
I’m pretty sure that says all that needs to be said about the subject.
But nooo! Pat has more to add: http://www.politicalbyline.com/2009/11/08/joseph-cao-the-rino-traitor/
glamourdammerung: Indeed. I know I’d be pissing my pants if that Tiny Man Cantor was sitting next to me. “Oh please, Eric, your twig-like biceps frighten me so!”
AnnieGetYourFun: http://our.gop.com/RightBloggerPat
Holy shit, he’s a stereotype come to life.
“Mom, more cheezy poofs, please!”
Checking out the ‘hood with Google Maps…lots of houses in close range, some of which just might be prepared to get out the duck gun and shoot back should some knucklehead send a stray round through one of their windows.
The pellets embedded in the fat would make for a fun time in the ER.
the problem child:
Sshhhh, nobody better tell DustBowlBlues. If she finds out that we fought in Vietnam just to keep the Vietcong from getting a water-down healthcare reform bill that restricts federal insurance coverage of abortion, likely restricts private insurance coverage of abortion as well, still leaves millions uninsured, takes years to go into effect, and doesn’t lower premiums but only slightly slows the rise of the insanely high premiums that are allowed by a government-sanctioned form of corrupton and faux-capitalism that exempts the health insurance corporations from monopoly regulations so the greedy and immoral bastards alone determine who lives and who dies, boy, will she be pissed!
Madeline: Heck, I’d join, but I am unemployed at the moment
“At the moment” = “I failed out of fat camp and spend my days furiously masturbating in mom’s basement. While mom watches.”
It’s a real shame this ass-clown can’t afford membership in the GOP. He’s gonna need a lot of mental health care, and I hear the GOP has some of that laying around, just so they can hold it out to the poors and snatch it back when they reach out for it, for the lulz.
Just a thought. . . Is one of you guys actually writing those Twats?
OhTheHorror: If he loves Traditional Values so much, he shouldn’t be “wasting his seed” seven times a day.
The question isn’t if he likes skinny girls with long hair, the question is do they like him.
Answer:Hell no.
hahaha. He just linked to an “Obama Funny”.
http://www.politicalbyline.com/2009/11/08/an-obama-funny/
Jokes about Obama dying are hilaaaaarious.
I find his Tweet offensive. First John McCain, now AngryRacistPat— Gooks is slang for Koreans, not Vietnamese. How rude!
[Note: this actually does bother my Korean friends, who claim "they were Gooks first, and the Vietnamese get all the credit."]
Also. Have you ever been really into something, then found out someone you hate is into it, too, so you’re like “ugh, nevermind, this is lame.”
I’m starting to get that way with masturbating.
Cicada: Yeah, yeah. Wake me up when you get all of ‘em in a single tweet.
Well, holy shit. The American Spectator is actually defending Cao:
http://spectator.org/blog/2009/11/08/defending-cao
I’ll bet that committed subscriber Michelle Malkin won’t be, though.
RightMasturbatorPat names all his tube socks “Mom.”
Too bad Pat wasn’t born in a commie country, like the Soviet Union. Uncle Joe would know just what to do with him.
long hair, skinny…and prepubescent. Yeah, we get ya, RightHandPat
Somebody needs to tell him that yesterday’s loss was the Teabaggers’ fault.
Pelosi needed 218 votes, and she exceeded that by … hmmm, two people? Like, right after a special election that picked up exactly two Democrats? Because conservatives wanted to make a point about ideological purity?
Note how completely this explodiates everything the angry bloggers have been saying about those terrible RINOs. How many of them voted with the Democrats? Ten? Twenty? Fifty? Oh wait, only one—and he’d probably switch sides if he was the deciding vote. Too bad they didn’t have just one more RINO.
ph7: You just caused some random chinese guy in Michigan to get kicked by an old man.
This just in from Pat the Trucker:
“We must neva foget Septemba 11th, 2001″
pure genius
Unemployed? I hear the Army’s hiring.
Guppy06: I know they’ve loosened the fitness requirements for new recruits, but I’m pretty sure being shaped like a manure heap left in the rain is a disqualification.
loquaciousmusic: Go back to England, Quin Hillyer! Shit fuck limey. This is like 1812 all over again.
Guppy06: Probable outcome if he joins the Army
Poor Cao on the GOP tracks.
GOP Splits on How to ‘Get Even’ With Joseph Cao
http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/11/08/gop-splits-on-how-to-get-even-with-joseph-cao/
The problem is, the GOP needed Pat Adkins to make us forget about Skoal Rebel, to make us forget about Roland Cummings, to make us forget about Steve Nunn, to make us forget about Joe the Plumber, to make us forget about Sarah Palin, to make us forget about John McCain, to make us forget about the true taint of the GOP and the eternal shame of the American people, that for 8 long years, we allowed a retarded man to be the leader of the most powerful country on
the problem child: He updated it. Apparently sending a photo of Cao = a bomb in his mind.
http://www.mailpoop.com/
just sayin’.
rabblerouser42: I think you need more rubber chickens or pies or breasts or something. Even more Neilist would be more funny.
Maleficent: Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of the Intertubes. Would you like to take them now or shall we ship them?
Maleficent: Maybe they can run Doug Hoffman for his seat, seeing how well that worked out in NY23
Yup. Told you he’s not a racist:
Racist? Meh… Please, that card is worn out. This is just someone who sees things for what they are; and this guy is a traitor to America and to the Conservative movement, not to mention the G.O.P. This is just more example of the work we have to do, to rid the Republican Party of the RINO’s in the party. But first we need to get that damned Harlem Globetrotter out of the Chairman’s spot first and get a REAL Republican in there, with some brains. Because ol’ “ Amos Jones” is not doing a damn thing for the party. A gold star to those who get the classic radio reference.
He just sees things for what they are, people. And he thinks Michael Steele is just like Amos from Amos N’ Andy. I wonder where I go to collect my gold star?
First person to piss me off during tomorrow’s commute gets called “a Bastard piece of shit fuck”. Thanks for that epithet, RightSaidFred!
memzilla: I wonder how he feels about living so close to the socialist hellhole of Canada.
Cicada: Um, didn’t the Globetrotters always win? Metaphor fail.
Also, where are they gonna find a Republican with brains?
Plus - this always bothered me too. Know what other party had a chairman?
Too easy?
Wait a fucking minute…on the wonderful “Our GOP” website this guy says he’s not a Republican because he’s “unemployed and can’t afford it…”
He thinks he has to PAY to belong the the Republican Party?
proudgrampa: This was at the teabagger fest here in DC. I posted about it a few days ago because besides the proud anti-semitism of the crowd, Jon Voigt wanted to include racism. I pointed out that besides my being Jewish, Reverend Wright’s mother was a math teacher and VP at my high school while I was there.
Yeah, Cao… drag that Commie ass of yours back to South Vietnam! And maybe you can pop over to South Korea for the Kim Jong-Il Film Festival while you’re at it. I hear they’ll be screening a documentary about America in the 19th century, in which is prominently featured the War of Southern Aggression. Then you can sail back home via the Southwest Passage, to the land of the “Northern Strategy” and those fiercely-independent Masoncrats. (Wait, they’re ALL Masons, every last one of them… I can haz AlexJones?)
Shhh, go away kitties… Daddy needs to take his happy pills.
Breaking news! I apparently live on the west coast, and watch, no “surf”, porn at my job at Tag Heueur! (Pat has been watching his porn uncompensated, apparently).
I have been doing some investigating with the best tool on the net, Google. I do believe, I *might* have the ID of the dude who called my house. I do not wish to divulge it, in case I am wrong. All I will say is; those who have respectable businesses on the west coast, should not pull stuff like this, because it always comes back to haunt you. Pretty bad when the idiot uses the SAME comment ID over at Wonkette and on twitter as well. Mr. “Ph7″, be careful, because the cloak of anonymity is about to come crashing down around you. If I can get a confirm on what I think might be this guy, I will reveal it. I just wonder, does his employer know that he surfs porn sites, while on the clock?
Nice job, Inspector Pat!
ph7: Meh. Who doesn’t surf porn at work? Methinks ol’ Pat is just sad because he forgot to clear his browser history and his aged father stumbled upon his favorite yiff sites.
fishandvodka: Let’s go back in time and give his mom and dad a box of condoms.
ph7: the cloak of anonymity is about to come crashing down
I hate when I take off my cloak and it crashes down. And when Stevie Nicks comes over and both of our cloaks crash down the people who live below me always bang on the ceiling.
HipHopOpotamus: He might not have a job,
But could this fat, useless, bigot be an entrePOOneur?
Is there any reason why the Rethugs and their foetus-supremacist Democrat pals shouldn’t be fucking thrilled about this bill? The current incarnation will leave American women with fewer reproductive rights than my mother had as a young woman in the 1970s. I can’t call this a victory, and I can’t even begin to understand why it would be this administration that would usher in the most brutal changes to reproductive freedom in this country post-Roe v. Wade. Un-fucking-believeable.
Cicada: Ah, the old “tellin’ it like it is” defense to accusations of racism.
ph7: TaintChuggerPat is firing up the internet tough guy routine*. Never has it been more convincing.
*”If you ever come to my house, wait around until I recover from the exhausting trip up the basement stairs, and stand perfectly still while I pummel away ineffectually, I WILL END YOU, LIBRUL.”
shadowMark: the cloak of anonymity is about to come crashing down
Maybe he this smegmaface could hunt down Neilist. Let the fireworks begin!
fishandvodka: GRRR. Don’t *ever* do this shit, please? We mock people on the internet, we don’t harass them at their house. I’m deleting your comment and… well not banning you, yet.
DeLand DeLakes: I’ve read that Dennis Kucinich said:
… But instead of working toward the elimination of for-profit insurance, H.R. 3962 would put the government in the role of accelerating the privatization of health care. In H.R. 3962, the government is requiring at least 21 million Americans to buy private health insurance from the very industry that causes costs to be so high, which will result in at least $70 billion in new annual revenue, much of which is coming from taxpayers. This inevitably will lead to even more costs, more subsidies, and higher profits for insurance companies. …”
I believe the thinking is we take the bad parts of this bill along with the good of extending coverage to so many more people. Does anyone think the government today could actively work toward eliminating for-profit insurance companies or expanding birth control options when public dialogue is defined by twitter and the “news” channels?
DeLand DeLakes:
1)The Stupak amendment does not block or ban abortions in any way. It simply says that the public option will not cover them, except in extreme cases.
2)There are plenty of private insurance plans that don’t cover abortion (any managed by Catholic Healthcare West, for example). This has precedent, and is hardly a “brutal change” to reproductive rights.
3)There is currently very limited federal funding for abortion services through Medicaid, thanks to the horrible Hyde amendment (passed in 1977), but only for extreme cases like rape or incest. The Stupak amendment is set up exactly like the Hyde amendment, but for the public option instead of Medicaid. There are state run health programs that do cover abortions (Medi-Cal comes to mind), which might be the source of your confusion.
Please, please, go do some research before you freak on this. I’m not happy with the stupid fucks behind the Stupak amendment either, but freaking out without understanding the history and context is a bad thing.
Here’s a decent summary on the restrictions under Hyde:
http://www.prochoice.org/about_abortion/facts/public_funding.html
ph7: I just wonder, does his employer know… oh, wait, never mind.
Cicada: yes, private insurance for Federal employees had a lot of restrictions but I have been way too old to need an abortion for some time so I haven’t looked at the restrictions lately. Now I am more concerned about the poor coverage for mental health needs.
A bit of happy news? It appears that news of Cao’s treachery has caused Redstate to commit suicide, no doubt by donning a monk’s robe and self-immolating.
ph7: Pretty bad when the idiot uses the SAME comment ID over at Wonkette and on twitter as well.
Apparently daddy’s boy hasn’t figgered out that you don’t actually have to reveal anything about yourself when participating on these fine internet sites. You’d think he would’ve learned to regret posting that caricature of a photo of himself on the goplovers dating site.
DeLand DeLakes: Well, the pro-abortion Dems seem to believe they can rid the bill of its anti-woman properties in conference. I’m not holding my breath.
rabblerouser42: Apparently Mr. Newell either didn’t see your latest blog whore posting or is feeling charitable today.
ph7: Well, if you ARE that ph7, you are both cute and your own boss.
Let the bidding begin…
“All your BELONG GOOK are belong to us”
DeLand DeLakes: Ooh. And I am now going to pimp for one of my favorite organizations. One of the biggest problems for poor women is access to abortion providers, especially since their are so few providers out there. This group helps women get funding, transportation, and lodging:
http://www.whrc-access.org/
I just went and dumped some money on them, and PP, after I heard the Stupak amendment passed. It was almost as fun as that bottle of gin I was considering. And no hangover!
Wait a second, Saigon is in South Vietnam? That’s pretty good geography, but aren’t they supposed to be the good guys?
hobospacejunkie: Whatever you do, don’t call that number on the whore-lawyer’s webpage. And calling this lawyer a whore, well, isn’t that an insult to all whores?
Jim Newell: The guy was begging for it Jim.
Cicada: This from NARAL: The Stupak-Pitts amendment forbids any plan offering abortion coverage in the new system from accepting even one subsidized customer. Since more than 80 percent of the participants in the exchange will be subsidized, it seems certain that all health plans will seek and accept these individuals. In other words, the Stupak-Pitts amendment forces plans in the exchange to make a difficult choice: either offer their product to 80 percent of consumers in the marketplace or offer abortion services in their benefits package. It seems clear which choice they will make.
The amendment plays to the only thing insurance companies understand: profit. It may not be a “hard” ban on abortion coverage, but if it passes, it will be as good as.
shadowMark: Dennis who? Oh yeah, the guy who opposed abortion aid to imprisoned women!
Bruno: Shh, no logic or reality please.
“Racist? Meh… Please, that card is worn out. This is just someone who sees things for what they are; and this guy is a traitor to America and to the Conservative movement, not to mention the G.O.P. This is just more example of the work we have to do, to rid the Republican Party of the RINO’s in the party. But first we need to get that damned Harlem Globetrotter out of the Chairman’s spot first and get a REAL Republican in there, with some brains.”
That and the comparison to Mao. Cuz he just sees things for what they are. Uh huh.
Fucknut Pat update:
Update: Oh, and to the liberal tools who called my house and posted my address. Ever heard of stalking laws? Besides all that; do you really think that I give two shits, if you know where I live? Please. I am not afraid of anyone; you want to come here and start some stuff? Feel free! But you’d better bring your lunch and have your life insurance policy paid up. Cause you are going to need it. For what it’s worth, I don’t need a damned gun. I will beat your sorry asses senseless in the damn street and then tell your mom why I did it. I don’t play that intimidation game, not in this lifetime. Also, any packages show up here, that I did not order, I will call the police and I am sure they will be in touch with you. Think about that, before you send something stupid; which has been done before, and the dude went to jail for it
Ohhhhh….Scary.
First Pat was gonna shoot everyone with flying bullets, then he don’t need no damn gun, now this:
Update #3: Just a public Thank You to Jim Newell, who is one of the editors over at Wonkette for removing my personal information off of the comments section over at Wonkette. I guess there are still some honorable people on the left. I admit it, what I said on twitter last night was a bit over the top. I was pissed and I lost it, for a second. Hey, it happens. But posting my personal information is borderline illegal. (So, I found out…) Because it sets up Wonkette for legal issues. Again, Thank you Jim.
Jim, I think there might be a blow job in this for you.
OhTheHorror: This guy is Count Chocula scary.
OhTheHorror: Legal issues, AGAIN?!?
I think the band of merry pranksters on this site are true blue, real amur’kin patriots and deserve our thanks and our prayers.
God Bless
OhTheHorror: “But you’d better bring your lunch”? … for him, is it dutch date??
DeLand DeLakes: Right, the amendment is bad. No argument here. But the reality is that it isn’t a ban. And saying it’s a drastic and brutal change is ignoring the reality of the situation.
Right now quite a few insurance companies don’t cover abortions. Right now a lot of women choose to pay out of pocket rather than deal with the paperwork and delays of getting approval through their HMO. Right now there are doctors who will not approve a referral because of their own religious convictions (and they get away with it). Right now uninsured women are already paying out-of-pocket in any place without a state-funded option. Right now there are PPOs who will only cover abortions after the woman pays up to $1,000 against her deductible (which usually means paying more using your insurance than you would paying cash, since clinics bargain for higher compensation from insurance companies).
Seriously, the situation is bad. Is this going to make it worse? Possibly. You talk about profit motive, and I have to say that profit is one of the strongest arguments for an insurance company to cover abortion services. They are much, much cheaper than maternity costs.
My point is simply that reacting as though this is tantamount to a repeal of Roe v. Wade is hyperbolic. I wouldn’t expect anything different from Nancy Keenan, because it’s her job. NARAL is a lobbying group, they have to push back (and thank goodness for that!).
Jim Newell: I got you (wink wink). This thing would only get worse, with people being outed and such. Plus something tells mister Fatty Adkins may not have courage to call people gooks anymore, which sucks.
Saigon is no more. It is now Ho Chi Minh City, site of a lot of commercial growth. All those shoe factories that used to be in SE China? They are moving to Viet Nam. Guang Dong’s leaders wants to manufacture higher value things now.
Cicada: I hope you’re right! Thanks for the link earlier.
I just ordered Chinese food for dinner. Does the fact that I can afford dinner make me an elitist?
OhTheHorror: Stalking laws are government intervention!
“Also, any packages show up here, that I did not order, I will call the police and I am sure they will be in touch with you. Think about that, before you send something stupid; which has been done before, and the dude went to jail for it”
Hilarious.
OhTheHorror: I’m not sure that posting publicly available information in a publicly available place violates any laws… only acting on it might.
I regretfully agree with the Head Ginger In Charge, doing the more-than-correct thing by deleting certain information about Racist Pat.
/end suck-up co-conspirator mode
Thatcher “Also, any packages show up here, that I did not order, I will call the police”
So they key is to send him a package disguised as an Ann Coulter blow up doll.
Guppy06: And asking a bunch of strangers to help protect you — why, that’s SoCiAlIsM!
Guppy06: Yeah, notice how FatPat screams “Coppers” when things don’t go his way.
Puke
OhTheHorror: Hahahahahaha..I have a sneaking suspicion Skoalrebel’s dad hangs around public restrooms and rest stops quite a bit.
Downtheroadapiece: “That and the comparison to Mao. Cuz he just sees things for what they are. Uh huh.”
The “separated at birth” struck me too. (Like a ballpeen hammer to the third eye.) Ears, nose, face shape—all different. The only characteristic they share is the slanty-eye thing. No surprise, considering that they’re both gooks/slopes/slants/yellow devils/zipperheads*, and all of them look alike.
Also: Outside his parents’ basement, “eastern bloc” doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.
Also also: Nevar forget the Commie Jap attack!
Christ Delmonte. That’s a lot of ignorance and stupidity (ignorpidity?) on display.
*This is new to me. Explain, please. Else I’ll has a sad and nothing good results from that.
Holding Out for a Hero: Maybe if they’d given him some face? Instead of getting in his face?
OhTheHorror: No threatening to use his second amendment rights? FatBackPat sounds like a goddamn pussy RINO.
“I admit it, what I said on twitter last night was a bit over the top. I was pissed and I lost it, for a second. Hey, it happens.”
Also, I feel very sorry that some double-standard-having liberals chose to interpret my remarks as racist. I am deeply ashamed for them and their racism. I would apologize for them, but that is Barack Obama’s job, obviously. WHEN WILL OBAMA APOLOGIZE FOR SEEING MY “OVER THE TOP” OUTBURST FOR WHAT IT IS?
ph7: Or a Rush Limbaugh doll (and, yes…before you ask, it does come with it’s own inflator.)
SmutBoffin: I wonder what was the powerful argument that made this gentleman suddenly become so polite.
Mark Love In: …calling this lawyer a whore, well, isn’t that an insult to all whores?
On behalf of me I’d like to apologize if any whores were offended by my comments.
OhTheHorror: I am not afraid of anyone; you want to come here and start some stuff? Feel free! But you’d better bring your lunch
Bring your lunch? Whatever. Hey RightRacistPat: you didn’t “go overboard” last night. You racially abused a member of the US House of Representatives. That makes you a racist, a particularly loathsome sort of human being. Because you know who else was racist? That’s right, your main masturbation material, Der Führer.
Did it really take this long to break Godwin’s Law here? Oh my but we are slipping. Also, does RightClownPat remind anyone else of the 40-year-old virgin? The title, I mean. Not Steve Carell.
Hunger Tallest Palin: “Needs more penis.” I bet Pat Shit Krazy does, too.
fishandvodka: Perhaps when his socialist a** called the cops, about being “stalked,” he was reminded that posting racist invective and threats of gunplay were also prosecutable?
That said, it was a pleasure co-conspiring with you on outing this santorum-guzzling fatbody.
And for the non-home-address-revealing record… FatPat does live two blocks south of Moran Avenue.
fishandvodka: His nice ol’ Mom and Dad found out what their son was writing on the family internet-machine and threatened to cut off his computer privileges if he didn’t stop posting racist shit (that, and letting his Teabagger friends leave chaw-spit filled Mountain Dew cans in the living room).
Also, today we are all bastard pieces of shit fuck.
Well, it’s been a busy Sunday around here, now hasn’t it?
tranch coat: According to Urban Dictionary, a “zipperhead” is an epithet for Asians. Came about during Korean war, per our GIs’ black humor–after running over a Korean enemy combatant, the soldiers claimed the jeep made tracks that were zipperlike.
OT: I google-searched “der fuhrer” and google gave me three results for der fuhrer & then switched to results for “star-crossed lovers.” WTF?
memzilla: I knew you would come around.
Words: “after running over a Korean enemy combatant, the soldiers claimed the jeep made tracks that were zipperlike.”
Less a claim and more an observation, I’d think.
NEVAR FORGET THE COMMIE JAP ATTACK!
DiscoUkulele: And child abuse. HIGH-LARRY-US.
Hunger Tallest Palin: blingee lacks penis stamps. I even upgraded to blingee 2, and still no animated cocks. But if you squint , Fatback sort a looks like a penis.
tranch coat: good edit. I stand corrected, sir/madam!
More proof Twitter is the app of racists.
Hunger Tallest Palin:
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2857/32317688.jpg
Rotundo: Didn’t Senator McCain make some Czechoslovakian references at some point during the presidential campaign? Knowing which century you are in is so overrated.
I haven’t totally followed this but as I am an old- what does it mean when someone says “bring your lunch”? I mean, I go to a knitting group and a book group and we bring our own lunches- but perhaps someone would read our notice and think ” bring your lunch” means something else. Explain quickly, we meet soon.
Cicada:
“Negro equality! Fudge! How long, in the Government of a God great enough to make and rule the universe, shall there continue knaves to vend, and fools to quip, so low a piece of demagogism as this.” - Abe Lincoln; 1859
He really was a Repugnant.
finallyhappy: Way back in my lumberjack days, it was most commonly “Bring a lunch–it’s gonna take all day” when referring to a possible impending ass-whupping…
eclecticbrotha: Yeah, what’s the deal with TweetDumb?
Correct me if I’m wrong, and aside from Meghan’s thingies, but has anything good ever come henceforth? Or is it a safe bet that it’s basically a wingtard tool?
hobospacejunkie: That is pretty weird. I don’t know what’s going on but here’s an odd point. If you do a Google search as you suggest for der fuhrer you get the link to star-crossed lovers. If you do a Goodle search for Der Führer with the caps and two dots above the U you do not get the link to star-crossed lovers. Maybe it’s a weird trick of the German language, where caps and diacriticals might make a difference in what the words mean. I don’t know. But that is pretty weird.
AnnieGetYourFun: My God - is that his head?
shadowMark: Ooops. “Goodle” was supposed to read “Google” it’s not a reference to new search tool.
“Update: Oh, and to the liberal tools who called my house and posted my address. Ever heard of stalking laws? Besides all that; do you really think that I give two shits, if you know where I live? Please. I am not afraid of anyone; you want to come here and start some stuff? Feel free! But you’d better bring your lunch and have your life insurance policy paid up. Cause you are going to need it. For what it’s worth, I don’t need a damned gun. I will beat your sorry asses senseless in the damn street and then tell your mom why I did it. I don’t play that intimidation game, not in this lifetime. Also, any packages show up here, that I did not order, I will call the police and I am sure they will be in touch with you. Think about that, before you send something stupid; which has been done before, and the dude went to jail for it”
1)A tool is something useful that has a purpose for its existence. I would never call you a tool.
2)Are two shits more or less than one shit fuck?
3)Bring your lunch because a) there are no good restaurants nearby or b)your parents are tired of feeding you and your friends?
4)Your sorry ass has sense that can be beaten out of it?
5)Please don’t threaten to tell my mom, I find that intimidating and you don’t play that game.
6)To cut down on the number of packages that you order, here’s a hint, when you get an email that looks like you wrote it, don’t order it.
7)Why are people ordering you stuff?
8)When the doorbell rings and you open the door and there is a bag of something burning, throw your body on it, don’t use your foot to put it out.
Oh, Repugs… you just can’t get enough of their wit, can’t you?
Oh rethugs. This morning I was ready to take this guy on, but now it is just sad. Some unshaven, overweight, depressed dude, living in his elderly parents house in the wasteland of Detroit. No job, no girlfriend - all he has going for him are those tea parties and (imaginary) defense of the constitution on his blog. And now his alter ego was taken away, and blogging will never be the same.
Today we are all fat unshaven virgins living in our parents house, and it is truly an end of an era.
OK. I’m tired, here. Pat’s a fuckwit. End of story. Sheesh.
ph7: It’s true. It’s so sad to use an anonymous name on the net. It’s much more dignified to be a morbidly obese, racist fuckneck who will never, EVER land a job.
Translation is always about the nuances. Here’s my attempt:
I don’t need a damned gun [I can't get a permit because of the dues and the record check, and Pop keeps moving around the key to the gun cabinet]. I will beat [with my highly trained MMA chin platoon] your sorry asses [asses... mmmm] senseless [I've seen this word] in the damn [I save the real pottymouth for Obamabots and socialists and COMMIE JAPANESE, in my twats] street [free market in action!] and then tell your mom why I did it [because my mom will want to talk to her, about stuff]. I don’t play that intimidation game [my highly trained MMA chins don't always perform as expected], not in this lifetime [I have another lifetime, right? One where I'm not living in my parents' basement in my 30s?]
shadowMark: Very interesting. In German, an umlaut does change the meaning of a word, but also its pronunciation. Capitalization is for all nouns. And if you can’t make an u-umlaut (ü = Alt+0252) it’s acceptable to write Der Fuehrer instead of Der Führer. But nowhere in this elementary German lesson is there a clue as to why Der Fuhrer, but not Der Fuehrer nor Der Führer, summons star-crossed lovers from the google.
Nor does the etymology of führer offer any clues. Perhaps a linguist/google/employee/person with esoteric knowledge can solve this riddle.
“Oh, and to the liberal tools who called my house and posted my address. Ever heard of stalking laws?”
Sounds like someone wants some big government to take care of them.
Words: Unless you wrote the Urban Dictionary entry you quoted, you do not stand (are you really standing?) corrected. And I sit rebuked for not consulting Urban Dictionary myself.
hobospacejunkie: When are we not?
I’m not tired, but I AM drunk. Pat’s still horrid, though.
tranch coat: I sit doubly rebuked, because you weren’t quoting. Also.
Jim Newell: Admirable policy Jim.
Interestingly RightBloggerPat has no such compunctions of printing the supposed home addresses of his critics. http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/10/gribbit_weve_found_your_soulma.php
It’s like he wants to push people into attacking him and printing his personal information so he can feel important and (gasp) end up on Faux News as an example of yet another pale, middled-aged, pudgy white guy being persecuted by the libruls.
Hey Pat, here’s a hint, all those children making fun of you commencing with your first day in kindergarten continuing to the present time, they likely do not give a flying shit about your politics. You’re just a loser.
fishandvodka: Sad, yes. My first thought upon seeing his photo? The scene in that ridiculous movie Thunderdome where the Blaster half of Master Blaster is revealed to be a child.
That doesn’t excuse vile racist language, of course. But I wonder if Pat realizes that national politics isn’t a football game. And while he’s at least decent enough to recognize that an apology is warranted, using the “I wuz crazee!” excuse is weak cubed.
And dude, Pat, if you’re listening in - 1) lose some weight and work out, or 2) learn to appreciate overstuffed chix. Wot the hell - they’ll be grateful and you both may have fun.
AnnieGetYourFun: Pat has more chins than a chinese phone book. Thank you in advance. I’ve got a million of them.
Chinks, dinks, slopes, slants, gooks, nips, zips, zipperheads, Zeroes, Buddhaheads, flat faced noodle suckers, buck toothed yellow bastards… Whew, my fingers are getting tired. See ya’. Peace.
rambone: Wow. I mean… god, it didn’t occur to me until just now, but maybe Pat is retarded? I feel kind of bad, making fun of a retard.
AnnieGetYourFun: Shouldn’t the socialist nanny state be taking him away from his parents’ custody, then? They’re obviously not doing such a bang-up job.
tranch coat: chill, comrade! No Problemo!
AnnieGetYourFun: I’m neither. I just got home from work. Am drinking now though. And the word “horrid” always makes me think of the poem:
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead.
And she was good, she was very, very good.
And when she was bad, she was horrid.
Hmmm… sounds like Megs
And this neocon shit fuck Pat sucks. Also.
QueenOfTheDamned: I’m sure the Army has a place for him at the Front.
And what’s this with soliciting donations? “If someone would just give me more money than what my writing is worth in the open market, I’ll be able to keep writing about the benefits of the open market and why handouts are bad!”
tootsieroll: just an aside: “There was a little girl/who had a little curl/right in the middle of her forehead./And when she was good, she was very, very good./And when she was bad, she was better!” — Mae West
Words: “A hard man is good to find.”
tootsieroll: apologies to Flannery O’Connor: A good man is hard to find/a hard man is better…. teehee!
Holy shit. Just got done reading about this whole sordid, stupid, hilarious mess. This guy is pathetically dumb.
rambone:
Ok, I was wrong, he’s just pathetic.
rambone: so he can feel important and (gasp) end up on Faux News as an example of yet another pale, middled-aged, pudgy white guy
Pudgy? No wonder people think Wonkett is a bleeding-heart, liberal commie hangout.
AnnieGetYourFun: Don’t feel bad. Retards are just God’s way of reminding us to keep abortion legal.
I managed to avoid a huge pile of essays by reading every one of these postings. Good times.
Hey, I just got here what’s going on?
rambone: Just commented on the genius’s blog; no idea whether he’ll print it: You are a most amusing fellow! You’re complaining that someone posted your address and phone (and I agree, doing that sort of thing is indeed underhanded), but I see you weren’t above such a thing yourself: http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/10/gribbit_weve_found_your_soulma.php
Then again, that was a whole two weeks ago, so maybe you’ve matured a lot since you posted what you thought was Ed Brayton’s “Address and Telephone Number and a nice aerial shot of his house” (your words, since deleted).
Stay brave, O Internet Tough Guy!
magic titty: Gotta keep up kiddo; one comment (by fishandvodka) deleted per Jim N. Start at the top, work your way down. Good luck!
magic titty: Just shenanigans, we’ve been stalking Chubby McRacistloser and now he’s coming after us and Jim got a little worried but he’s over it now and we all have to post our addresses or we can’t come back here.
DoktorZoom: what a hypocritical fuckface
avoidinggradingpapers: Just to clarify, I did not delete that because he started babbling about “legal issues.” I saw it after I woke up (I wake up at 3:30 on weekends!) and deleted it, as I don’t like this site being a conduit for calling people at their homes because of what they write on Twitter.
Also, I am reading this right now and it is putting me in a sour mood the night before a week of allegedly comedic Internet blog writing. Hopefully some Senator will get caught in a gay sex affair tomorrow morning.
Jim Newell: That is why I only read Wonkette. Bless you Jim.
OhTheHorror: I was going to say I was surprised to find that he was born and raised in Southwest Detroit, but then I remembered that Southwest Detroit is the only place in Detroit that is truly, by every definition of the phrase, an industrial wasteland. That he doesn’t have a vestigial tail (that we know of) would actually be a surprise, so what I’m not surprised about is that he’s crazy(ier) than an honest-to-goodness loon.
Jim Newell: This may help with that New Yorker article: http://www.xkcd.com/652/
Why is it that I know that everyone in this idiot’s house knows when Judge Wapner is on the teevee?
hobospacejunkie:
“Also, does RightClownPat remind anyone else of the 40-year-old virgin? The title, I mean. Not Steve Carell.”
With that face he’s more like a 40 year old sturgeon …
Jim Newell: Too bad. Unlike the rest of these meanies, I called him to get his advice on dippin’ Cope straight. He’s obviously not into that gay ass fruity Skoal like his son.
I notice that Pat changed his About Me section just this evening and took down the incredibly long and self-indulgent FAQs that we all enjoyed reading earlier. Now how will all the hot women who surf the Intertubes in search of the near-illiterate postings of 37-year-olds who still live with their parents know how much Pat treasures them? Pat, put the FAQ back up! Ya gotta dream!
All people should Voting For Health Care …….http://bit.ly/1yQJFc
Jim Newell:
“Hopefully some Senator will get caught in a gay sex affair tomorrow morning.”
Oh dear God,let it be Vinegar Joe!
Bassweasel: Thanks for that late night hearty chuckle.
Carly: I agree Carly! From your grammatically correct setup line and your hidden link, I assume that your have much knowledge, from the future, to share with us.
Tell me, after Trig Palin gets elected president, is Dubbya angered or pleased to learn that he is still the most retarded president ever?
Jim Newell: I don’t worry about us using UAVs in AfPakIraqistan. I worry about Al Quaeda using them on us. Any technology we develop inevitably migrates to our enemies.
Let’s take worrying up a notch: pilotless UAVs deploying cluster-bombs full of nanobots which, being very small, can avoid detection, linger, track targets, and act as intelligent mines.
Carly: While your obscured URL is doubtlessly informative and insightful reading, I think you may find mine is even more pertinent to the discussion at hand: http://bit.ly/4kb77v
Guppy06: I see your link, and raise you one holiday-themed relink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI&feature=related
Carly: Does blogwhoring affect the sound of your queefs?
V572625694: I’m a Sheriff and I am, uh, Near!!!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Actually in this case it would be NGUYEN!!!
AnnieGetYourFun: “Wow. I mean… god, it didn’t occur to me until just now, but maybe Pat is retarded? I feel kind of bad, making fun of a retard.”
Well, he is a Republican. Though given the damage they have managed to pull off since Reagan, I really do not have a whole lot of pity left.
Jim Newell: Human beings running for cover are such a common sight that they have inspired a slang term: “squirters.”
Maybe it’s me, but where I come from “squirters” has an entirely different connotation.
A kinder, gentler, fascist mentality. How novel!
What I want to know, and what I don’t think has yet been answered (unless I missed it), is the definition of a “shit fuck.” It sounds rather messy, and I would have never thought to fuck that way, but hey — Pat — go for it, man. Whatever floats your flab.
He’s just grumpy because the Baconator is only around for a limited time.
Can you help a gook-hater out? This from his Facebook page
Welp,
unless a miracle happens this week…. I am going to be without a
vehicle to drive. Car Insurance just went over 150 bucks and that car
is a POS. So, I cannot justify my folks paying it for me. So, This week
she goes to the junk yard. Unless so…meone you all wanna hit the tip jar. On left second from top. Otherwise, I’m hit
AnnieGetYourFun: If being retarded keeps him from fully appreciating the horror that is his cold, lonely, basement dwelling existence, then he is lucky to be a ‘tard.
Sgt. Lincoln Osiris: Let’s introduce him to KFC’s Double meat Double Down. Maybe we can avoid a patriot second amendment extravaganza in an Asian part of town.
Chickenshit locked his twitter. http://twitter.com/rightbloggerpat
ph7: my pure loathing disgust is slowly turning to disgusted sympathy as each new tidbit of personal information comes out. don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t change the fact that he needs to shut his fat pie hole, but gosh, his life doesn’t sound like much fun, huh?
Post of the year, easily.
havefunordie: That’s what happens when you’re a “fetal Mistake” (see Brayton)
Stand tall Pat - you real amer’kin hero you.
havefunordie: I believe the term for that is called “karma”.
ph7:Yeah, I’m there, too. I called hoping to have some fun with a ranting, foaming, unrepentant racist, but instead found a fat lonely guy in his Dad’s basement whose childish name calling was probably a projection of his own schoolyard abuse, heaped on him in big doses. Yet, something tells me that Pat has tasted a level of notoriety never experienced before, ever, so he might soon return to lobbing verbal hand grenades rather than be left alone and forgotten.
Fans of “Pat” can read a 57-page chronicle of his excellent unintentional comedy at Hot Fudge Detroit. http://hotfudgedetroit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=183
the problem child: FoxieNews didn’t. http://twitter.com/FoxieNews/tcot
Welcome to Crazytown.
I don’t understand why RightBloggerPat has chosen to put a condom on his Twitter. He’s become very famous, and could very well become the next Joe the Plumber if he takes advantage of his newfound fame.
AbstinenceOnly Ed:
This is true. The Koreans refer to themselves as “Hangook” and you can imagine what they were called during the Korean War. As a Vietnamese-American married to a Korean-American I know this to be true and, one way or another, one of is getting called a “Gook” when some ass-hat wants to be racist. This is despite my wife being here since she was 1 and me when I was 4. Apparently, we, along with huge tracts of this great land, don’t deserve to be “real Americans”. That’s OK…it’ll make it that much easier when it’s time to apply for Canadian citizenship when Palin takes office in 2012.
Dear Pat,
I enjoyed reading your insane blathering as it descended into self-pitying weeping.
Thanks, CA
More Dr. Pat’s filosofy:
Freedom of Speech, The very word conjures up images in my mind. Some of the images, I’m quite comfortable with and some, quite frankly, make me want to squirm. In the name of Free speech and in the name of constitutional freedom, have we overstepped the line? Have the lines blurred? or are there even lines anymore?
Admittedly, I highly doubt that the founding fathers of this great nation, intended that the Constitution be used as a vehicle of such offensive speech, as we see today in America. To think, of the countless men who gave their lives in the Civil War, World War I, World War II, and all the other wars. Just so some guy in Mill Valley, California can sit at a Microphone and utter such venomous hate rhetoric, utterly makes me sick. What a utter waste of our precious freedoms we hold dear, as United States Citizens. Let me be the first to say, that isn’t freedom, Not at all, That’s freeloading, Freeloading of our Constitutional freedoms as natural born American Citizens, to further a hate filled ideology. You, Mr. Savage, are a disgrace to this Country, A disgrace to this Nation, A disgrace to the Constitution of the United States of America. Every Veteran that dies in Iraq, his blood, is on your hands. because every time you open your mouth, and utter such hate, you’re causing their deaths to be in vain. I do truly hope that you are proud of yourself.
I was watching CNN tonight. and I saw the “Chocolate Jesus” Story. Here’s another freeloader. This guy ought to get his “Chocolate Jesus” Cut off and shoved in his mouth and be beaten until he cannot walk! The Roman Catholic’s are pissed, and rightly so. I’m not fan of Rome, as my Bible calls it, “The Great W**ORE of Babylon”. But what this guy is doing is nothing short of pure blasphemy. and is a utter desecration to the name of the Almighty God, of whom of country’s values are based upon. This sort of ignorance would be have been unheard of many years ago and would have gotten him tossed in jail. Where I believe he belongs now. Sorry Liberals, Freedom of speech is one thing, offensive speech is another. There is a difference, look it up.
Doc Pat knows the difference. Look it up.
Jim Newell: No worries, Jim, I totally got your reasons. I was just trying to make our night sound exciting by telling latecomers that we were on notice to behave. It was an interesting night of commentary!
Let’s take stock here. So we have a man, a dude if you will, who doesn’t have a job. He has a basement in his parents’ house, a computer, and a twitter account. And a rug, a nice one. Also, currently accepting donations towards his car insurance because, you know.
So he comes downstairs after rolling his way into the semis the other night and discovers that this nice rug in his basement has been peed on by a Chinaman, by which I mean that some guy he’s never met from a city a thousand miles away voted for some bill he doesn’t support. Well, he can’t cancel his donation to the guy because he can barely afford the handfuls of Cheerios he has for dinner, so obviously his only other option is to blindly lash out with volleys of hateful shrieking racist filth from the comfort of his cot, blithely savaging historical fact in the process. Now, who here *hasn’t* done exactly that when faced with adversity?
Sometimes you eat the twitter, and sometimes you get eated by the twitter.
Citizen Kang: Thank you! I like my epithets to be historically accurate. That’s what separates me from armchair bigots like FatShitPat.
trondant: And he does all of this one-handed!
glamourdammerung: Rahm [to DoubleChinNeckBeardBloggerPat]: Asia is my territory, Jack! I will rain down and ungodly fucking firestorm on you!!
Les Grossman4Prez4Evah. Also.
Citizen Kang: AbstinenceOnly Ed: AbstinenceOnly Ed: I actually wrote this ridiculously long treatise on why and how the word “gook” even came about from the Korean language, and then I deleted it because I didn’t want to get beat up. Your summary was WAY funnier.
My ex, who was Korean, got called “chink” all the time by anyone that he angered in traffic, and he’d get all pissy and be like, “It’s ‘gook’, you jerkoff.”