Now that the House is debating the Republican health care alternative, the sweeping “BonerCare” of ancient lore, it’s a good opportunity to share this amazing (and ominous — mostly ominous!) photograph from commenter “mollymcguire,” who actually lives in the Northern Marianas, as a sex slave who is currently getting railed by Tom DeLay or whatever in the back of this Jeep with the Truck Nutz. After BonerCare passes both the House and Senate 535-0 — as expected within the next few minutes — the streets of Saipan shall be rife with Truck Nutz.
Hopeful GOP Health Care Lobbyists Already Setting Up Shop In Northern Marianas
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I’m so ashamed.
Trucknutz: keeping America’s trade balance strong.
John Dingell, clap clap clap.
[re=453178]mollymcguire[/re]: “I’m so ashamed.”
Don’t be. If I had to get railed in one of the vehicles in that parking lot, the Wrangler with the TruckNutz is an easy choice.
50 US states plus 4 TruCknutz = Boehner’s “quote” 54 states.
[re=453178]mollymcguire[/re]: You should be.
I went down on a Mariana sex slave once, and got a really bad case of trench mouth.
That’s not so bad. It looks kinda like the penetentiary where I live.
Thank goodness for the weak $ or those Northern Marianas would not be able to afford the TruckNutz for their fiendish sex acts
[re=453178]mollymcguire[/re]: Why? Out of boredom the other day when this crap amendment saw the light of day I looked up real estate in the NM’s and was sort of surprised to see that I can’t afford to live there. Even if I sold my house for what it was worth before the bottom fell out of the market. Least not in my present state of chronic unemployment, that is.
[re=453178]mollymcguire[/re]: At least it looks like you get nice weather, for sex slavery.
Sex slavery may not be economical. There are a lot of sweat shop factories staffed by “guest workers”, that is, young women from Thailand, Philippines, etc. If rumor be true, some are not above augmenting their income on the backs. Of course, if you don’t like the rumors you hear, make up your own.
[re=453178]mollymcguire[/re]: OMG, I first read that as “currently getting NAILED by Tom DeLay”. I was so ashamed for you!
Unlike Rome, which exported its language and government throughout the empire, America will touch foreigners softly on the TruckNutz.
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