SUPER BOWL OF RETARDATION  3:12 pm November 6, 2009

Such A Vulgarian, This Teabagger

by Jim Newell

Wonkette motorist operative “Marcus” sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he — and we’re presuming “he,” because how unladylike! — chose to attach a massive cut-out of a donkey shitting Obama’s head on his rear windshield, at the expense of his visibility. Another sticker reads, “King’s Dream is a Nightmare.” Oh that silly Martin Luther King Jr., always ripe for a joke. After the jump, another wacky leftover operative photo, from a Hill office.

We all know that the whole point of yesterday’s affair was to throw trash around the House office buildings and get arrested and maybe do meth at some point. Much of the trash, however, was from Dick Armey’s “astroturfing” organization, FreedomWorks, which pretends to give a shit about these angry wingnuts’ lives. Our Hill operative sent this picture and added, “our office just got teabagged with their lobbyist paid-for trash.” Many more offices suffered a similar fate, of a bunch of know-nothing jackasses trashing their offices with rich lobbyist Dick Armey’s fever dreams.

What ever happened to the good old days of lobbying, when things were polite! Some rich corporate fat cat would buy a congressman a Porsche, the congressman would vote for whatever, and America would win.

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finallyhappy November 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm

I’d like to see that car parked where I live. I’m betting the driver wouldn’t get very far.

ManchuCandidate November 6, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Yeah, no racism at all.

Yaybuls November 6, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Vagina Coastgaurd.

Memphis050505 November 6, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Well, JKJ-3746, I didn’t vote for a socialist, either. Whatta dbag. I dare him to drive that truck down here….

Snarkalicious November 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm

[re=452494]finallyhappy[/re]: You kiddin? I’m surprised motherfucker made it through DC.

freakishlystrong November 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Man, D.C. can be very good-block/bad-block, wish this cracker had gotten lost.

JMP November 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm

“King’s dream is a nightmare”. But the members of the dick army aren’t racists, oh no; just against Obama because of the socialist something something.

One good thing about being stuck behind that car – you could rear-end it and it would look to be totally the teabaggers’ fault, thanks to the completely blocked rear window.

When will you Humans learn... November 6, 2009 at 3:25 pm

[re=452494]finallyhappy[/re]: On account of all the “broken bottles.”

facehead November 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm

What a dumb ass, he musta put the trucknutz on the front bumper!

Whiskeybaby November 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Yeah, that King, dreaming of dignity and human rights for all American citizens, regardless of color. WHAT A DICK!!!

AnnieGetYourFun November 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm

What does that one say on the left side? Lynch God Likes?

dum librul November 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm

I think it actually says “King’s dream in a nightmare.” But what does that even mean? Does Beyonce write tea bagging bumper stickers in her spare time?

Gorillionaire November 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm

I didn’t realize that disability checks for fatness could afford such a nice truck/camper combo.

Fox n Fiends November 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm

i see he couldn’t afFORD a real education either

SayItWithWookies November 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Of course he didn’t vote for the socialist — he probably thinks voting is an arrogant subversion of God’s law.

Doglessliberal November 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm

[re=452497]ManchuCandidate[/re]: a friend of mine was on Hill yesterday and saw a sign that said on one side “KEN-YA TRUST HIM??” and on the other “KISS MAO ASS”.

Do we really think any of this shit would be going on if he were not black? It really is depressing.

germansteel November 6, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Five will get you ten the dirtball who owns that truck is on his way back to his mortgage-defaulted trailer home with a confederate flag hanging from a home made flag pole, a pregnant fatty girlfriend with tramp stamps all over her pasty, flabby arms and torso, 3 snotty nosed rug rats with poopy diapers and a flat screen tuned into Beck and Friends 24/7.

Wanna bet?

Doglessliberal November 6, 2009 at 3:33 pm

oh, and I am proud to see the VA plate and McDonnell sticker. Good to know this is a fellow citizen of the Commonwealth.

Doglessliberal November 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm

[re=452520]germansteel[/re]: I actually bet he is someone with $$ from NoVa.

sarcasticusername November 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm

god knows nothing says “respectable human being,” quite like hating on MLK’s wretched desire for basic equality & other such evils.

Smoke Filled Roommate November 6, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=452494]finallyhappy[/re]: Where I live, it would be hailed as a hero. It would make many new friends.

pat robertsons personal trainer November 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm

the windshield blocker reminds me of bill hicks’s anecdote about when barbara bush shat in rush limbaugh’s mouth so he could achieve an erection and properly masturbate while reagan peed on him. except rush’s scat munching actually happened and Pres. Obama was born in Kenya, not from a donkey.

davitydave November 6, 2009 at 3:39 pm

They’re a living breathing James Ellroy novel — komplete with hate stickers.

freakishlystrong November 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm

This must be one of those organic, grassrooty vans that M. Batshit was imploring her minions to get to D.C. in.

sleepy November 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm

seems like that truck belongs in/on/within

Terry November 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Virginia plates, what do you know!

iwillsavethispatient November 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=452512]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I think it says “Even God Likes… a good crucifixion once in a while”

house of the blue lights November 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Dammit, I didn’t vote for the socialist either. If I’d known one was running, I wouldn’t have had to vote for that guy with the weird name.

Accordion-o-rama November 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Watch for this guy in the 2012 primaries. He’s clearly got his hand on the pulse of the GOP.

Accordion-o-rama November 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm

or something that’s pulsing anyway.

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm

I pity the Hill operative who had to sweep up after the horde of smelly wingtards. Also, “Blah Blah, blah-di-blah” pretty much sums up the intellectual capacity of these morans.

fork-wielding maniac November 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm

[re=452509]facehead[/re]: if you’ll notice, he has a 3-ball hitch.

spryte November 6, 2009 at 4:00 pm

[re=452512]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: “Even God likes”….something something. I can’t tell! Damn you, Marcus, where are the close-ups?

prizepig November 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm

Ha! It’s funny because it’s true.

DickTaterPeeNoShay November 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm

He will be greeted as a liberator.

magpie November 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm

the only thing this truck is missing are those giant testicles you mount to the hitch and a gun rack, guess the NRA sticker will do.

bathalax November 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

very subtle

Citizen Kitteh November 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Wow, you still haven’t blurred out his license plate? Then again, he’s probably proud of the publicity – he’s certainly not shy about telling people what he thinks!

Doglessliberal November 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm

[re=452573]magpie[/re]: are you new here? Those giant testicles? Someone needs to send magpie the many many links from teh Wonkette.

President Beeblebrox November 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm

This is the kind of Virginian who thinks that he is sitting behind the tree-line on Seminary Ridge, at Gettysburg, waiting for the Union barrage to end so he and his fellow Rebs can gallantly march across the field and overrun the Feds, because Lee told them to.

AnnieGetYourFun November 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=452544]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Holy fucking shit. Seriously?

I was just grabbing some lunch when I saw a massive pickup truck with a YOU LIE sticker. The “O” was, of course, the Obama icon.

Potater November 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm

[re=452573]magpie[/re]: Hey, Meggles, we love your tits! You can stay, but only if you talk the Kool Kids’ language.

Extemporanus November 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm

All this picture proves is that Wonkette motorist operative “Marcus” has a very warped view of Real Americans.

El Pinche November 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm

[re=452580]Doglessliberal[/re]: We need to replace that wierd Wonkabout with Wonkwiki for all our memes.

Prommie November 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Can anyone here help me out? You see, I have a problem; as a rich elite, I of course need to put in place mechanisms to keep the rural poor in their place, to prevent them from crossing the class divide and, for example, knocking up my daughters and competing on merit for high paying jobs with my sons. It seems some of the rural poors, or some intellectuals who have some odd sympathy for them, are on to the current mechanism, which is to pre-judge them on the basis of their accent, grammar, spelling, and cleanliness. So it seems that it may be necessary to come up with a more subtle way to practice this “bigotry” (Please note, I use the term used by another, although I am sure this word does not mean what the person who described our elite mechanisms for keeping the rural poors down with it thought it meant.)(I think he meant “more,” “custom,” “social rule.”)

There was a time when tattoos, legible clothing, and bumper stickers of any kind whatsoever, except perhaps “Ducks Unlimited” were wonderful class indicia, but the lines have gotten blurred. Does anyone have any ideas?

Crazybroad November 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm

If someone could lure this hateful idiot to Detroit, we’ll take care of him.

Next Great Pwndit November 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm

[re=452580]Doglessliberal[/re]: Magpie had the wrong terminology but right idea – you really can’t trust an asshole who won’t even spring for a set of ‘nutz …

Crazybroad November 6, 2009 at 4:30 pm

[re=452539]sleepy[/re]: Thank you — that link was Best.Birthday present.EVER.

Colonel Mustard November 6, 2009 at 4:31 pm

[re=452511]Whiskeybaby[/re]: I want to see this “Martin Luther King, Jr.”‘s birth certificate!!1!

PoignancySelz November 6, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Where’s the rainbow?

the problem child November 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm

[re=452599]Prommie[/re]: I think you have accurately described my problem. Except for the kids marrying thing. You see, I am bigoted against wingnuts.

lumpenprole November 6, 2009 at 4:54 pm

I find the lack of JEEEsus fish and ribbon magnets disturbing.

tiger November 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Polly wanna?…

ella November 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Lemme see if I’ve got this straight. Wingnuts are okay with a white woman who has a witch doctor drive out her demons in some fundie hole-in-the-wall tax exemption building in Alaska. But a black guy in the WH is terrifying.

Good thing wingnuts aren’t bigots. Or anything.

tiger November 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Can we please just have a civil war and get this over with already?

bamaboy November 6, 2009 at 5:14 pm


It’s the teeth.

Country teeth = Cracker every time

Don't Mess with Joe November 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm

[re=452522]Doglessliberal[/re]: Or maybe it’s Ken Cuccinelli taking a celebratory road trip into the nation’s capital.

S.Luggo November 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
QueenOfTheDamned November 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm

[re=452519]Doglessliberal[/re]: No, I don’t think this PARTICULAR shit would be going on if the hate object weren’t black. But, sometimes in my idle moments, I like to imagine the shit that would be going on if it was that Whore of Babylon, Hillary Clinton, instead. Just one of the small ways I entertain myself.

Words November 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm

[re=452733]QueenOfTheDamned[/re]: Ooh, snap!

Flanders November 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm

[re=452520]germansteel[/re]: c”mon, skoalrebel doesn’t have a tv!

Gumboz1953 November 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm

[re=452590]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Not without lots of beer.

Gumboz1953 November 6, 2009 at 7:25 pm

I think that a donkey shitting a black muslin head is prettier than an elephant shitting a white old fart head. So I’m glad the muslin won, so we don’t have to look at the ugly old fart alternative. I always try to look on the bright side of life.

Brendan M. November 6, 2009 at 7:40 pm

[re=452620]Crazybroad[/re]: I’d wish you a happy birthday, but I need to see the birf certificate, long-form, first. Oh, you’re white? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Gumboz1953 November 6, 2009 at 7:47 pm

And during the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large, moving torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him – that of a giant sloar. Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the sloar that day, I can tell you.

And then he came in the form of a large and shitting donkey in a Ford pickup with Virginia plates. Then we slimed him.

No more coffee for me.

LowerdPeninsula November 7, 2009 at 1:16 am

Apparently, “Virginia is for lovers” except, of course, for the lovers of black people, who have been refered to, historically, as Ni….well, I won’t even go there. I’d love for this man — and you know it’s man — to drive that piece of shit white-trashmobile up here through the streets of Detroit…

Can O Whoopass November 7, 2009 at 2:04 am

he was off to firebomb a daycare center because the receptionist’s Dad was the cousin of a planned parenthood doctor in Flarduh.

Flanders November 7, 2009 at 6:26 pm

[re=452599]Prommie[/re]: Thank you for the DU exemption. Becuase I completely understand the predicament you have so accurately described.

jseville November 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm

Don’t confuse teabaggers with McCain voters. A teabagger wouldn’t have a McCain sticker, and considers democrats as usless as republicans. But oh what the hell! Why not just be ignorant and call everyone who dosen’t agree with Obama a Nazi, remember when everybody that didn’t agree with Bush was a terrorist? Ah, those were the good old days.

zhubajie November 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm

[re=452531]davitydave[/re]: Where do you think James Ellroy gets his ideas and plot devices?

zhubajie November 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm

[re=452550]house of the blue lights[/re]: Well, I wanted to vote for the Raving Loony Party, but there two of them!

Robert Zimmerframe November 8, 2009 at 9:42 pm

[re=453176]jseville[/re]: Why not just be ignorant and call everyone who dosen’t agree with Obama a Nazi.


jseville November 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm

[re=453623]Robert Zimmerframe[/re]:Yeah thanks for that, good one!

CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us November 11, 2009 at 4:21 pm

A true teabagger would haz TEH TRUCKNUTS!

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