Wonkette motorist operative “Marcus” sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he — and we’re presuming “he,” because how unladylike! — chose to attach a massive cut-out of a donkey shitting Obama’s head on his rear windshield, at the expense of his visibility. Another sticker reads, “King’s Dream is a Nightmare.” Oh that silly Martin Luther King Jr., always ripe for a joke. After the jump, another wacky leftover operative photo, from a Hill office.

We all know that the whole point of yesterday’s affair was to throw trash around the House office buildings and get arrested and maybe do meth at some point. Much of the trash, however, was from Dick Armey’s “astroturfing” organization, FreedomWorks, which pretends to give a shit about these angry wingnuts’ lives. Our Hill operative sent this picture and added, “our office just got teabagged with their lobbyist paid-for trash.” Many more offices suffered a similar fate, of a bunch of know-nothing jackasses trashing their offices with rich lobbyist Dick Armey’s fever dreams.

What ever happened to the good old days of lobbying, when things were polite! Some rich corporate fat cat would buy a congressman a Porsche, the congressman would vote for whatever, and America would win.

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  1. “King’s dream is a nightmare”. But the members of the dick army aren’t racists, oh no; just against Obama because of the socialist something something.

    One good thing about being stuck behind that car – you could rear-end it and it would look to be totally the teabaggers’ fault, thanks to the completely blocked rear window.

  2. I think it actually says “King’s dream in a nightmare.” But what does that even mean? Does Beyonce write tea bagging bumper stickers in her spare time?

  3. [re=452497]ManchuCandidate[/re]: a friend of mine was on Hill yesterday and saw a sign that said on one side “KEN-YA TRUST HIM??” and on the other “KISS MAO ASS”.

    Do we really think any of this shit would be going on if he were not black? It really is depressing.

  4. Five will get you ten the dirtball who owns that truck is on his way back to his mortgage-defaulted trailer home with a confederate flag hanging from a home made flag pole, a pregnant fatty girlfriend with tramp stamps all over her pasty, flabby arms and torso, 3 snotty nosed rug rats with poopy diapers and a flat screen tuned into Beck and Friends 24/7.

    Wanna bet?

  5. god knows nothing says “respectable human being,” quite like hating on MLK’s wretched desire for basic equality & other such evils.

  6. the windshield blocker reminds me of bill hicks’s anecdote about when barbara bush shat in rush limbaugh’s mouth so he could achieve an erection and properly masturbate while reagan peed on him. except rush’s scat munching actually happened and Pres. Obama was born in Kenya, not from a donkey.

  7. Dammit, I didn’t vote for the socialist either. If I’d known one was running, I wouldn’t have had to vote for that guy with the weird name.

  8. I pity the Hill operative who had to sweep up after the horde of smelly wingtards. Also, “Blah Blah, blah-di-blah” pretty much sums up the intellectual capacity of these morans.

  9. Wow, you still haven’t blurred out his license plate? Then again, he’s probably proud of the publicity – he’s certainly not shy about telling people what he thinks!

  10. This is the kind of Virginian who thinks that he is sitting behind the tree-line on Seminary Ridge, at Gettysburg, waiting for the Union barrage to end so he and his fellow Rebs can gallantly march across the field and overrun the Feds, because Lee told them to.

  11. [re=452544]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: Holy fucking shit. Seriously?

    I was just grabbing some lunch when I saw a massive pickup truck with a YOU LIE sticker. The “O” was, of course, the Obama icon.

  12. Can anyone here help me out? You see, I have a problem; as a rich elite, I of course need to put in place mechanisms to keep the rural poor in their place, to prevent them from crossing the class divide and, for example, knocking up my daughters and competing on merit for high paying jobs with my sons. It seems some of the rural poors, or some intellectuals who have some odd sympathy for them, are on to the current mechanism, which is to pre-judge them on the basis of their accent, grammar, spelling, and cleanliness. So it seems that it may be necessary to come up with a more subtle way to practice this “bigotry” (Please note, I use the term used by another, although I am sure this word does not mean what the person who described our elite mechanisms for keeping the rural poors down with it thought it meant.)(I think he meant “more,” “custom,” “social rule.”)

    There was a time when tattoos, legible clothing, and bumper stickers of any kind whatsoever, except perhaps “Ducks Unlimited” were wonderful class indicia, but the lines have gotten blurred. Does anyone have any ideas?

  13. [re=452580]Doglessliberal[/re]: Magpie had the wrong terminology but right idea – you really can’t trust an asshole who won’t even spring for a set of ‘nutz …

  14. [re=452599]Prommie[/re]: I think you have accurately described my problem. Except for the kids marrying thing. You see, I am bigoted against wingnuts.

  15. Lemme see if I’ve got this straight. Wingnuts are okay with a white woman who has a witch doctor drive out her demons in some fundie hole-in-the-wall tax exemption building in Alaska. But a black guy in the WH is terrifying.

    Good thing wingnuts aren’t bigots. Or anything.

  16. [re=452519]Doglessliberal[/re]: No, I don’t think this PARTICULAR shit would be going on if the hate object weren’t black. But, sometimes in my idle moments, I like to imagine the shit that would be going on if it was that Whore of Babylon, Hillary Clinton, instead. Just one of the small ways I entertain myself.

  17. I think that a donkey shitting a black muslin head is prettier than an elephant shitting a white old fart head. So I’m glad the muslin won, so we don’t have to look at the ugly old fart alternative. I always try to look on the bright side of life.

  18. [re=452620]Crazybroad[/re]: I’d wish you a happy birthday, but I need to see the birf certificate, long-form, first. Oh, you’re white? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  19. And during the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large, moving torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him – that of a giant sloar. Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the sloar that day, I can tell you.

    And then he came in the form of a large and shitting donkey in a Ford pickup with Virginia plates. Then we slimed him.

    No more coffee for me.

  20. Apparently, “Virginia is for lovers” except, of course, for the lovers of black people, who have been refered to, historically, as Ni….well, I won’t even go there. I’d love for this man — and you know it’s man — to drive that piece of shit white-trashmobile up here through the streets of Detroit…

  21. Don’t confuse teabaggers with McCain voters. A teabagger wouldn’t have a McCain sticker, and considers democrats as usless as republicans. But oh what the hell! Why not just be ignorant and call everyone who dosen’t agree with Obama a Nazi, remember when everybody that didn’t agree with Bush was a terrorist? Ah, those were the good old days.

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