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It has been let’s see, around 20 hours or something since the Ft. Hood massacre, so it was weird that someone who lives on the Internet hadn’t suggested a connection between Obama and alleged gunman Nidal Malik Hasan. So yes, quite sorry for the delay, but conspiracy theorist dilettante Jerome Corsi would like to do just that! So get this: last May, GWU held some vague security brainstorming transition task force thing that does not actually offer security or transition advice to the President. There’s a document and everything. That’s part A, of the theory. Parts B-Z?
Said document (see: theory; part A) lists Nidal Malik Hasan as one of several hundred audience members at the panel, although it’s not even clear he was there for sure for sure, but still, what of the documentation documentary document that proves in a COURT OF LAW that Nidal Malik Hasan and Barack Obama were essentially of one mind that day in May and probably forever after that.
Essentially, what the [Homeland Security Policy Institute @ GWU] did (and all of this is spelled out explicitly in this document’s executive summary) is convene a giant group of security wonks and academics, heard some briefings, made some “internal deliberations,” and generated a set of priorities and recommendations. Then those recommendations got published, and maybe someone at the White House read them, but it’s more likely that the content ended up as material to cite in the middle of further security-wonk discussions.
And at some point in the process, Nidal Hasan might have sat in a room while this was happening, with a few hundred other people.
Oh, and “Nidal Malik Hasan” is also pronounced “Rahm Emanuel.” Jerome Corsi is working on getting the document for that too.
[HuffPost]
Eh, close enough to be included in one of Orly Taitz’s doomed court filings.
That doesn’t PROVE that Obama is a covert muslin agent, I’m just sayin…
Certified original documents only accepted, please.
I can’t believe it took them so long.
I’m very disappointed with their slow reaction time. What if this had been a large scale terrorist attack on a city? It could have take them days! They need better planning clearly.
Orly Taitz is going to be so pissed off if this guys closes his case before she can close hers.
Apparently, there is also a tie-in to the Bilderberg Group AND the Reptilians from Alpha Draconis…
Guess who won’t be naming his first-born Mahmoud???
Come on people…everyone knows Hasan and NoBama were roomates in college.
I’ve seen the transcripts on the net myself.
Once you say “there’s a document” we’ve no need to hear any further. Thank you.
Shooter? What does Dick Cheney have to do with this?
Alright Manchucanidate, I expect explanation, STAT.
Oh please, you librul bastards know that Hasan was, until yesterday, Obama’s personal imam and lover.
“Jerome Corsi” is also pronounced “Douchetard Twatwaffle.” I have documentary evidence.
With a high speed internet connection and a few minutes worh of meticulous research, every atrocity of the 19th, 20th and 21st centuries can in fact be traced back to Obama.
Also insane bigotry and extreme fuckitude helps.
You have to hand it to the Muslims, they really stick together.
imissopus: mmmmmmmmm…..twat waffles.
Jerome, bring me my mirror!
Next Great Pwndit: It’s the promise of 70 virgins that keeps them together at all times.
Anyone up for a good old-fashioned internet burning this weekend?
Before I can form an independent judgment on this I need to see everyone’s birth certificate.
RoscoePColtraine: I thought you preferred fap jacks.
freakishlystrong:
It’s Jerome Corsi’s great new game called Six Degrees of Barack Obama.
I have personal knowledge that Hasan was on Obama’s short list for VP.
I’m sure there’s also a document out there that shows Jerome Corsi’s impressive collection of Cub Scout scat pr0n.
Karl Marx had an anus, so…
Siobhan Gorman of Murdock’s propaganda organ, the Wall Street Journal, is also listed as a participant. Coincidence? Did Nidal and Siobhan sit together? Get on this, Corsi, you lazy fart!
It’s always dangerous to comment on this kind of stuff before all the facts are in, but from the Post article, it sounds like someone should have noticed this guy wan’t the best deployment material.
Long-form task force report only, please.
Scruffy_The_Janitor: It’s 72 virgins, if you please! What self-respecting terrorists would blow themselves up for a measly 70 virgins?
Nidal Malik Hasan? Secret Negro sleeper cell.
I’m afraid to go over to RedState and see what those nutcases are saying. Anyone brave enough? I triple dog dare you…..
queeraselvis v 2.0: Yeah, except there probably is, seeing as he was convicted for distributing child pornography.
This corroborates some obscure communist symbols I saw in Times Square. I also found some scary words that form the anagram OLIGARHY. QED.
Vulpes82: Have you not checked your portfolio? Virgin stock dropped 5% within the last 6 months.
Nidal Malik Hasan =
anal ilk aims hand
It was the gays after all!
GOP shenanigans:
1.Crap Cage
2.Hurl Crap
3.See What Sticks
binarian: In today’s Post, Eugene Robinson says redstate is as important as Sarah Palin’s facebook page.
It’s no coincidence that the HSPI has the same first two initials as the HSCA, the House Select Committee on Assassinations, which investigated the ML King and RFK assassinations. Was Hasan sitting in on that meeting at the behest of President Obama to keep a secret Muslim connection to these heinous acts under wraps?
Okay, I’m just saying, if this guy shot up Fort Hood because he felt “harassed” and he’s a Muslim and if President Barry is a Muslim and President Barry feels he’s harassed by Fox News I’m just saying all President Barry has to do is grab a gun from a secret service agent and shoot up Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck and then I’m just saying people are going to start talking.
Hmmm….I wonder where Hasan’s birth certificate is….
Fuck. What gets me about days like this is that I end up half agreeing with the nutjobs - that this guy should have been rooted out before something terrible happened, and it’s probably overly-PC thinking that prevented anything from being done. Unlike the nutjobs, though, I don’t think that Jeebus holds the solution.
Nidal Malik Hasan has 15 letters.
Obama’s daughters are 7 and 10 which equals 17.
If you take away the number of daughters from the total age it equals 15.
15 = 15
Therefore, Obama personally ordered Hasan.
I know for a fact that Hasan (hmm and that sounds kind of like Obama’s middle name doesn’t it) was a member of an organization of well-armed, highly-trained fighters which Obama has officially commanded since January of this year.
comicbookguy: ….and I guess that’s not at all.
AnnieGetYourFun: Agreed. The NJ’s also tend to plot a curve from one point; i.e. one Muslin nut job means all Muslins are nut jobs. Q.E.D.
AnnieGetYourFun: “…this guy should have been rooted out before something terrible happened…”
As I understand it, psychiatrists are supposed to have sessions with their own therapists on a regular basis. This is the profession’s way of helping its members cope. I’d like to know who is responsible for this psychiatric FAIL.
BeWoot: Kinda hard to keep that Negro thing a secret, wot?
AnnieGetYourFun: But shouldn’t all the nutjobs you’re half-agreeing with be rooted out before they do something terrible? I mean, one day you’re a nice, conservative family man, the next BOOM! You’re Charles Bronson in Death Wish IV.
Slippery slope, yo.
binarian: Actually, they’re saying surprisingly little. There was a bit yesterday about how the media would have been SO MEAN AND UNFAIR had the shooter been a Rush Limbaugh fan, but since he’s a MUSLIM WE WILL BARELY TALK ABOUT IT AND NEVER EVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE THE ALLAH SO MUCH, COMMIE FUCKERS.
It’s a lot less awful than I thought it would be, but then, I have yet to venture to Malkin or LGF.
Here is a 100% totally accurate transcript:
Scene: Chicago, IL, under a railroad bridge on the south side, June 21, 2:37am:
Sen Obama: Comrade Nidal, you understand your assignment.
Hasan: Yes, mein Fuhrer. Thank you again for picking me out of from row 43 at Lisner Auditorium last month and flying me secretly to chicago to give me this job.
Sen. Obama: Comrade, you realize that our future policy of appeasing our so-called enemies, who we secretly love, depends on your actions.
Hasan: I understand. I will serve as the revolutionary vanguard. Heil Hitler.
Sen. Obama: In November, a year after I have stolen the election from the true winner of the election, [inaudible] Sarah Palin (whom I already know will be chosen in two months as the VP nominee; I’m just that arrogant), you will use your access to Fort Hood to shoot up random members of the military and civilians. While I will pretend that I feel [inaudible] the victims, I will, two weeks later, state publicly that your actions demonstrate that it is time to get out of Afganistan and Iraq. I will ask my good friend Ahmedinejad of Iran to watch over these countries while I play golf for the rest of my term.
Hasan: Your wish is my command, your evilness.
Obama: Our true country, Kenya, will thank you one day.
Hasan: Allah Akbar.
Obama: Allah Akbar, and death to America.
Glenn Beck has the original.
Was this the task force which advised the “dithering” strategy? Could that be what the shooter contributed, and he was feeling guilty about the scorn that Cheney heaped on his cell leader?
I’m convinced of the Dick Cheney Manchurian Candidate theory.
Debbie over the edge:
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/11670/question-on-nidal-malik-hassan-how-long-before/#more-11670
Now, if the Doctor had being wearing one of the New!, Improved! Hallibuton (TM) “Tea Bagger Matrydom For Baby Jayus Vest” (TM), the Presidential “Gee We’re So Sorry About Ft. Hood” Speech would have been delivered by President Biden . . . .
I went to a lecture given by Leonard Bernstein (he who composed West Side Story) once. I’ve fucked a few Puerto Ricans in my life. I guess this means I’m a twirling, dancing gang-banger. There’s a place for us, too.
Well, you liberals gotta admit there’s never been a real Amerkin who has gone crazy and killed has fellow soldiers! What? There have? Lots of them? Maybe even yesterday? Oh.
AbstinenceOnly Ed:
Jerome Corsi
=
I’m an asshole
/surprised you missed it
I’m really fond of WND’s indignant response to the HuffPo’s piece: Hey, even though our HEADLINE shouts “SHOOTER ADVISED OBAMA TRANSISTION”, the article itself is careful to point out, after several paragraphs, that the shooter merely “participated” in the panel, and that the panel wasn’t really part of the transition planning.
So shame on those liberals for suggesting that we’re using this tragedy to smear Obama. Who is a secret muslin who is blind to the muslin 5th column in the military. Oh, and you can buy a book that’s all about that. There’s a link right here in the WND story about how the SHOOTER ADVISED OBAMA TRANSISTION.
S.Luggo: Debbie said …nothing’s beyond the purview of this man’s chutzpah
Black president, big chutzpah.
AnnieGetYourFun: Overly PC thinking, or the fact that we aren’t letting anyone out of the Army anymore. Tomayto, tomahto.
I understand why we don’t release every soldier who hires a lawyer to try to terminate their contract, but a psych re-evaluation might have been nice.
AnnieGetYourFun: I just tried to read Corsi’s article. Impossible to make sense of all those loose, unconnected threads. They should use the piece as a reading comprehension test for kids trying to get into shrink school. It would weed out ALL of the unqualified applicants.
S.Luggo: Is that real, or satire?
binarian: I took your dare. There’s just some really crappy caricature of Nancy Pelosi as a frog and a post urging the RedState readers to initiate sado masochistic whip sex with politicianas. Same old. Same old.
By the way, is Juli going to have to keep running this place herself today? It’s quite a bit later for Jim than even yesterday (going on a bender every night? Pig flu?), which was bad enough; and we haven’t gotten our Friday dose of bad cartoons yet either.
JMP: What happened to Ken? I’m sorry if I’m supposed to know. I have ADD.
tootsieroll: I suppose you haven’t the misfortune of reading Ms. Schlussel before; her deranged racism is all too real.
AnnieGetYourFun: I won’t be going to those sites very soon. Most of the times the content there is amusing or face-palmingly stupid, but I don’t want to watch those dopes wind themselves up today. Just can’t do it. I’d be too angry to work.
Mustang: You’re a brave person. Medal of Cybernetic Intrepid-i-osity to you. Don’t stick yourself with the pin, now.
Shooting in Orlando today.
Remix?
And now some guy shot up an office in Orlando, one dead, several injured. What the hell, nutters?
Mustang: He’s walking the West Coast shore (hippie?) and writing a book.
Cicada: They probably don’t have enough of those. So he’d probably have to evaluate himself.
badmuthagoose: Yeah, and LA Times(yeah, go figure) says he’s still at large. So if your in Orlando, hunker down.
JMP: Nah, he’s just cleaning up the poisonous rat dicks / flightless waterfowl guano on the meta bloodbath that was the Jon Stewart as Glenn Beck thread.
magic titty: binarian: And the shooter’s last name is Rodriguez. So he’s ARod’s Dad AND probably totally Muslin.
Bad form, NObama.
JMP: He’s living my dream. Hell with him.
Whiskeybaby: It’s just like you stoopid LIEbruls to conveniently avoid mentioning the incontrovertibly PROVEN guilt of your KenyIslamic Messiah, the Usurper Voodoo Overlord Barack Hoosain von Hitler Vladimir N0bama, in the Black Death he caused in White Christian Europe…
…stoopid Libs…
RoscoePColtraine: Great idea. When I was a teaching assistant for a college English department, I used to have my students parse and correct Reagan’s speeches as a grammar exercise.
RoscoePColtraine: Off-Broadway!
Cicada: Sure, there’s that. It’s just that, I mean, this guy gave speeches on the impending doom that awaits infidels. On one hand, I want to be like, dude, FUCK religious tolerance, but that’s mostly because I am highly intolerant of the religious. And that includes the nice Indian Hindu saintly ladies who travel around the world hugging people.
binarian: Hey, I went on a dare. But yeah, I don’t think I can deal with Malkin. Actually, pretty much ever.
badmuthagoose: “And now some guy shot up an office in Orlando, one dead, several injured. What the hell, nutters?”
Any details on the Important Stuff, e.g., particular weapon used? Ammunition? Deflection angle the shooter used to take out that last running secretary?
READ THE ARCHIVES ON THIS SITE FOR INFO ON ALL THE ENABLERS WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE–THOSE FOR WHOM WE ARE BENDING OVER BACKWARDS ALLOWING THEM TO DO THESE THINGS TO US. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE–AND WHEN AMERICANS REALIZE HOW MUCH WAS WELL KNOWN AND REPORTED HERE AND ELSEWHERE–YOU SHOULD BE TRIED FOR TREASON–BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T DO YOUR JOB.
That was from a comment on Debbie’s post. And it makes me look like a wingnut! But it is also topical.
AnnieGetYourFun: Michelle is painful to read, actually, at least for me. Why oh why doesn’t she realize that the people she identifies with would, if they didn’t recognize her on the street, would grumble and snarl about the fact she was here at all. And opine that she should go back to slinging drinks in a sailor bar in Olongapo City.
JMP: You mean that shadowy cult known as the United States Army of Jihad? Good Gawd, the entire would shudders when we hear about them!
binarian: No more ping-pong balls? But she shot ‘em farther than any other chink entertainer. With sound effects, too.
ManchuCandidate: So Hasan to Obama gets you a Bacon Number of 39? It’s just like that time my dad’s friend’s uncle’s 3rd cousin’s wife’s former newspaper boy met Rock Hudson and, as a result, I had a dream about Susan St. Jame’s ending up in my bed.
binarian: Michelle’s on here way back to Olongapo, but only after she earns enough dirty ReThuglican money to pay for 1) retrieving her things from that Subic Bay pawn shop, and 2) getting her long-overdue vaginal repaving… those ping-pong balls don’t propel themselves, mate!
RoscoePColtraine: I wasn’t going to go there…..but yeah.
Neilist: WaPo says they have him in custody. No fun details though; just that he was let go two(2) years ago, and “He did transportation engineering work” whatever the fuck THAT means.
What’s wrong with this Rahm guy, anyway? DAVID PLOUFFE NEVER SHOT UP A BUNCH OF INNOCENT SOLDIERS.
shadowMark: Since when does chutzpah have a purview? Adjective FAIL.
the problem child: I’ve just read the comments there, which I had skipped. Man, people are cranky today. I blame the Yankees.
So, clearly, Obama was born in Kenya.
BUT WE MUST ALL IGNORE JEFF GANNON
Doesn’t anybody care about the Elders of Zion anymore? I feel so out-of-date…
If this had happened while G Bush was in office…
From FOX News…
Vice President Cheney has been moved to a secret non-disclosed location following the Al Qaeda terrorist attack in Texas. White House spokesperson Dana Perino released the following statement:
“The President and Vice President are very concerned about the Al Qaeda terrorist attacks in Texas. This wasn’t just an attack on America, it was a deliberate attack on the home state of both the President and Vice President. In response to these horrific attacks on American and Texan soil, the Department of Homeland Security has raised the threat level to red with the following consequences:
1 Richard Cheney has been appointed Vice President For Life
2 All members of the military will be confined to quarters until cleared of any connection to Al Qaeda.
3 All Muslims in Texas are to report to detention centers immediately
4 The death tax and the capital gains tax are abolished
5 Blackwater will take over the military’s national security obligations until this crisis is over
6 Americans are encouraged to report any un-American activities by their neighbors, including voting for defeat-o-crats, attending non-American religious institutions, having un-American medical procedures, or publicly flaunting their un-American deviant sexual perversions.”
Who edits the Huffington Post, anyway?
I’d bet dollars to pounds sterling, it’s a Brit. This headline & many others (not to mention the ugly ugly layout & stupid crap) just screams rightwing British tabloid.
Oh! World Net Daily.
… Nevermind.
RoscoePColtraine: “there is a document” - its incredible how impressed people are with documents, I think it’s kind of like people who have never seen a book are suddenly bedazzled when they see a book (SnowBilly’s book)