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Joe Lieberman’s above-ground slime cave was not the only office that was invaded and briefly colonized yesterday: 12 anti-abortion people were arrested outside some suite that belonged to Nancy Pelosi and were charged with all kinds of distinctions within the disorderly conduct family. The AP does not want to assume these people were associated with the tea bag people—”the speaker’s staff said those arrested were objecting to language in the health care overhaul that they said would allow federally subsidized abortions”—but it’s definitely safe to just go ahead and assume that they absolutely were. [AP]
How dare the police arrest these simple embryo fetishist protesters, just for breaking into an office? They would have to be peaceful; it’s not like anti-choice activists have ever harmed anybody.
Hey, the FuckTruck, with its abortion smeared on the side of it, wasn’t in town to visit the Holocaust museum, so yeah, they were there for the teabagging, cuz they’re all lonely men like randall terry, who deserves a good beating now & again.
Those arrested were forced to gay marry and then mop the walls and floors of Barney Frank’s secret masterbatorium. The End.
The Teabaggers should get together with the directors of the Holocaust Museum for a big protest against abortion and Obamacare. Because all they’d have to do is approach the museum directors, who’d say, “Oh, yeah… 20 million civilians rounded up and slaughtered for religious and political reasons. That’s pretty much the same thing as abortions and affordable health care.” THEN Obama had better look out. That’s when it’s all over for the Democrats and their socialized fascism.
For the sake of truth-in-advertising, I proposed that the GOP be renamed “Fetus-Chuckers Unlimited, LLC” immediately and forthwith.
The roundups of the Last True Amerikkkans has begun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY5L3V_Iqjk
norbizness: With the acronym FeCULL, of course.
MARCdMan: I have often wondered about those people who devote their lives to the field of jizz-wiping. In every one of the thousands of porno-emporiums across this great land, there must be one brave person whose job it is to mop up the cum, to collect the heavy, oozing balls of tissue, to swab the jizz off the screens, windows, seats, walls, and floors of the masterbatoria, I have wondered, should I pity them, or admire them for the selfless devotion to a neccessary, but unpleasant job? I think the latter is appropriate. Here’s to you, Mr. Professional Jizz-Wiper!
They weren’t teabaggers — they were members of the International Paper Tearers’ Union Local 461 from Wausau, Wisconsin, and they just stopped by Nancy’s office to complain about the long wait to get into the Capitol. And since they were there, decided to have a little demonstration of their craft, which is so essential to our recovering economy.
Let’s just say that paper tearers continue to be an underappreciated part of America’s labor force.
Good thing someone put down some paper to protect the marble floor from all the fake fetus blood.
MARCdMan: Comment win.
Why don’t these fetus lovers want to help the hungry, sick, poorly clothed children who are already here? I truly believe that these morons “love” from conception to birth and then it is not their problem. If they die from neglect, hunger, illness- that is God’s will. Am I right? Can I get an AMEN?
Barney Frank’s facebook status this morning: Regarding the scores of “tea party” people roaming the halls of Congress yesterday…… Before, I thought I was talking to the dining room table. Now I feel like I’m in a furniture warehouse. 4 hours ago
Prommie: Professional jizz-wiper is only slightly more dehumanizing than professional toilet ambassador:
“hundreds of jobseekers applied on Thursday at the open auditions for the opportunity to interact with guests at the Times Square restrooms, lured by the promise of $10,000 for six weeks’ work…Competition was cut-throat, with some candidates arriving at 4 a.m. for the chance to wow the judges with demonstrable enthusiasm for all that goes on behind stall doors.”
Also: better benefits. I’m guessing.
http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/11/06/2009-11-06_hundreds_vie_for_lucrative_nyc_toilet_job.html
Amen!
Bah. Teabraggers.
Prommie: I can’t help but think that Anheuser-Busch ended their “real men of genius” ad campaign too soon.
Kids, please. It’s masturbatoria. With a you. (Not me! Never.)
Hmmm… this seems to be nothing more than a tempest in a teabag.
Six months in the electric chair!
Meanwhile, Patriot Joe Lieberman Had the Anti-Joe Lieberman socialist radicals disappeared.
Dr. Spaceman: He just sent them to a farm where they could run around with other socialists. Don’t worry, they’ll love it there! There are pig and dogs and horses. One of the pig’s is even named Snowball. Doesn’t that sound cute?
Prommie: Sounds like a Dirty Job that Mike Rowe should take a crack it.
I’m not necessarily a supporter of abortion - but in some cases I do support retroactive abortion.
finallyhappy: 7 times 70 Amens!
finallyhappy: Because helping born children isn’t going to punish those unmarried sluts for having teh sex, which is what the whole movement against abortion (along with birth control & STD prevention) is really about.
Hear, hear Cyclone!!
This is an outrage! How dare Pelosi stop the world from having more Trigs!!
The tea bag people — a large tent.
“… within the disorderly conduct family”
The Palins?
“The AP does not want to assume these people were associated with the tea bag people…”
So, the anti-abortion protesters were just hangers-on performing an illegal slit-in?