Wonkette
Hooray, America is free! Unless Steny Hoyer memorized the House health care bill verbatim — AS WAS YOUR JOB STENY — and can transcribe it by votin’ time Saturday night, Pelosi’s AbortionCare is gone forever, strewn about on the floor outside her office. Independent and moderate voters must be so impressed with the Republican leaders’ professionalism today. [TwitPic/Mike Madden]
Tsk tsk. What must their trailers look like?
Little do they know, an opportunistic Barry O. slipped his BIRF certificate into that pile and cackled gleefully as it was torn to shreds. Also something about ACORN.
Janitorial overtime = Stimulus
Hop on board the Obama train, teabaggers, you have been assimilated.
I say, what cads, and listen to their attrocious accents and terrible grammar. But seriously, how long do we let them have their fun? Won’t they just come back tomorrow now, with more morons? And the next day? Aren’t we better off starting the shooting part of this war early on?
Can you get arrested in D.C. for littering?
Larry Craig saw that photo and was overcome.
Do those bell bottoms belong to a tea bagger??
How do we know the hallway outside Pelosi’s office doesn’t look like this on an average afternoon?
I thought teabagging was bad enough, but littering?!? You people make the Indian chief cry.
I think they missed a few reams.
Clancy_Pants: Between those and some of the footwear I’m seeing, this screams 1970.
Did the Teabaggers’ handler/manager Dickless Armey at least show up ?
I, for one, welcome our litter buggering overlords.
Is it true that every piece of paper has “Kenyan” written on it?
NBC keeps showing a sign that says something like “Kenyan trust him?” signed by Steve King and apparently Ron Paul. Remember when the Republican’s were the adult party?
And it is an interesting concept as I have lunch that the news channels are all over the Ft. Hood shootings (Pete Williams is reporting “all military”), but Sean Hannity is all Teabaggers, all the time. It will be interesting to see if someone at FOX News forces him to spend one section on Ft. Hood, and then go on to hating Obama.
dum librul: Yes, and the rest were commutations of death panel sentences.
I can just imagine the look on Nancy Pelosi’s face. In fact, I can always picture the expression on Nancy Pelosi’s face.
Min: We need to get Zombie Iron Eyes Cody on the case so that he can shed a single tear before braining one of those fat reactionary dipshits with a tomahawk. P.S. He was Italian.
that doesn’t look like 2,000 pages to me. Maybe after the first thirty they got tired.
what can i say - I am impressed
So messy!
Damn, the GOP is stone cold-littering its way back to power. We’re fucked big time.
WOO-HOO! School’s out for the summer everybody! WOOOO-HOOOO!!
It was hella cool having my locker next to you this year! Have a totally awesome vacation…I’ll see ya next year loser! (J/K LOL!)
TTFN BFF!!
Extemporanus
I can’t wait till they find out that Nancy Pelosi also posted the bill on the internets. Now they have to get inside the Web and tear apart a 1900 page .pdf file.
The teabaggers have done a hell of a job in marginalizing their own party. Thanks, you’ve made Code Pink look reasonable!
Wow, them their protesters dun shown nazihitlersocialist Pelosi who’s boss.
Today, we are ALL litterbugs…
Bahahaha. Owned DemoNcRats. You try to pass Kenyan Health Reform bill, we put shitty trash on the floor. Owned.
I clicked the TwatPic link, hoping for some high quality yet extremely grotesque pornography. All I got was a picture of a bunch of fat unemployed white people standing on a dirty floor. I feel cheated.
Oooh. I am telling on you, Mr. Newell. Just because these folks speak non-standard English and are incapable of breathing through their noses is no reason to call them “trash”.
For shame!
It’s nice to see that the teabaggers have such respect for the institution of American government.
Such patriots.
Why are they all standing like that? What are they looking at? Why can’t we see their faces? Or their hands?
Is this a circle jerk?
JMP: I see a grudge match in the future. CodePink vs. Teabaggers. Irresistable Farce meets Immovable Idiocy.
SayItWithWookies: That made me giggle.
God I don’t who disgusts me more, these people or Bachmann, Boehner and Cantor and their OMGWTF THIS IZ THE BIGGUST THREAT TO UR FREEDOM EVAH!!1!!111!! bullshit.
How do they look themselves in the mirror? Lying, manipulative scumbags.
Doesn’t it always look like this? If it weren’t for the poor choices in wardrobe they could be lobbyists.
OMG. Drudge Sirens Glenn Beck Hospitalized!
Meanwhile, there’s been a shooting at Fort Hood.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33678801/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
Wonkette, if you were going to show us a bunch of trash, why not show their faces?
(Running and hiding from AnSnarkist).
I hope this Health Care thingamajig passes so the Teabaggerz can gets the lobotomies they so desperately need…
Cicada: Beat me to it.
Per Eric Erickson:
11.5.09: Operation “Guy Fawkes Day, U.S.A.” was a *COMPLETE* success. Tea baggers blow up the Capitol building and massacre everyone within 5 miles of the Washington monument who didn’t know Rand Paul’s middle name (”Tinklenburg”). No one was hurt and no property was damaged during this intensely American celebration of a British holiday. We win!!
el donaldo: They’re doing the Virginia reel.
I thought the fifth of November was for blowing shit up? Was I mistaken about Guy Fawkes’ plans? Was he just going to rip up… some British paper stuff (I don’t know what papers the British consider important)?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Fox execs are working out a meme to make the shootings all Obama’s fault — then fat-frack Hannity will be all over it.
queeraselvis v 2.0: May he have been transported by a wholly private ambulance service, to a privately operated hospital, treated by health care professionals educated in private schools, and may none of the drugs he’s administered have been developed by public institutions through public funds.
Hmm based on this pile of litter it looks like the teabaggers have won. Perhaps I should switch to flavored dip instead of cigarettes, you know, to avoid all that lung cancer I can’t afford to get.
queeraselvis v 2.0: And to think the Onion just released a story
“Car Crash Victim Tragically Not Glenn Beck”
Egg’s on their face.
AnnieGetYourFun: Magna Carta would be up there.
Guppy06: What would be great is if his insurance company declares his condition to be “pre-existing” and they won’t pony up a dime for the bill. But, Beck will probably be like my sister the NURSE who complains about Obama-care while ranting about how the government won’t put our diabetic sister (with heart and kidney failure) on Medicare.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: “Remember when the Republican’s were the adult party?”
No; hell, my parents were still children during the Eisenhower administration.
BAHR0K 0BAMA DID FRT H00D TO DISTRACT TEH LIBRUL MEDIA FR0M TEH REV0L00SHUN OMGWTF11EVENTYONE010101
Today, the paper industry has won.
queeraselvis v 2.0:
Is it true Glenn Beck was hospitalized for a drug overdose?
(Much like going rogue was a new term for buttsecks?)
SayItWithWookies: That damned bill is EVERYWHERE!!!!
they better recyle that.
tootsieroll: He has never formally denied it.
tootsieroll: Heh. “Appendicitis” is the new “drug overdose.”
I would’ve figured Glenn was going in to have Sean Hannity’s lips permanently attached to his left buttcheek.
the problem child: White trash. (RUN AND HIDE!)
Monsieur Grumpe: Hm; I could see Dwight instigating this just to increase the Capitol’s orders…
It’s just a bunch of toilet paper that got stuck to the bottoms of the baggers’ shoes when they were following Larry Craig around.
Pat Pending: GIVE A HOOT. DON’T POLLUTE!
Clancy_Pants: Yes. They’ve gone dirty hippie on us.
Twitpic indeed.
lol lol lol
Did they think the paper was going to attack Nancy Pelosi like it didRobert De Niro in Brazil?
Extemporanus: No way to verify that from their legs, unfortunately.
proudgrampa: Who the fuck do you think you are, Woodsy the Owl or something???
Prommie: “I say, what cads” and more than one dungaree wearer I would guess.
Lionel Hutz Esq.:
The Republicans are fucking children.
No, srsly, they are FUCKING children.
Five minutes after this picture was taken, a wingnut –being housetrained — took a neat little dump on the paper.
I wish I could have seen that. Republican shit. You don’t see that every day.
Okay, I’m done.
My medical sources tell me that Glenn Beck received an emergency asshole transplant and is now experiencing extreme graft vs host disease, which is to say, the asshole’s rejected him.
“professionalism” — is that a new spelling for “childish”?