Meet The New, Very Violent Michael Steele

Michael Steele was so enraged by RNC Chairman Michael Steele's original endorsement of Scuzzlebutt, the Maoist "moderate Republican" candidate in the NY-23 special election, that he has killed that Michael Steele and invented a new Michael Steele to dress up and run around on television as. This Michael Steele despises any semblance of moderation and promises to go Stalin on those moderate motherfuckers he'd already selected to run in various 2010 races. Moo moo, baby, motherfuckin' cow on the tracks, can't catch me, I'm on fire...

"[C]andidates who live in moderate to slightly liberal districts have got to walk a little bit carefully here, because you do not want to put yourself in a position where you’re crossing that line on conservative principles, fiscal principles, because we’ll come after you,” Steele told ABC's Top Line in response to a question about Republicans who support the White House's stimulus and health care plans.

“You’re gonna find yourself in a very tough hole if you’re arguing for the president’s stimulus plan or Nancy Pelosi’s health plan. There’s no justification for growing the size of government the way this administration and this Congress wants to do it.”

Remember when he picked Charlie Crist to be the next Senator from Florida? Well "what up?" now, baby?

 Steele to moderates: We'll come after you [Ben Smith]