Wonkette
- Yeah yeah alright, the mighty elephant “ballot boxed” (pun!) the snot out of the scrawny little donkey. But check out the guns on that elephant, and his extremely agitated facial expression. ‘Roids. Textbook case. [RedState]
- Everyone gets access to affordable health care? Isn’t that what happened to the Jews at Dachau? The latest scholarship — and some dude with a sign — would suggest so. [Think Progress]
- Delete your Gmail account, pound a two-liter bottle of Robitussin and head for Mexico. You have been way too productive lately, and it’s time to take it easy. [Matt Yglesias]
- Wall Street gets first dibs on the swine flu vaccine! Let us weep for Matt Taibbi. He is still without an FDA-approved vaccine for his uncontrollable rage. [AMERICAblog]
Is it too much to hope they all get a tainted strain containing the “remorse” gene?
So the Conservative Party is using the elephant as their symbol now? I would have guessed they would go with something more emblematic of their constituency, like a dead possum.
I’m without words as far as the Dachau poster goes.
Taibbi, you can’t have the vaccine until you deny that the Paultards have any use other than amusement.
AnnieGetYourFun: Well, that was before penicillin.
Mussolini allegedly made the trains run on time. That doesn’t, ipso facto, mean that an efficient railway is a bad thing.
AnnieGetYourFun: I want that poster held over Ms Bachmann’s head until someone in the GOP shouts such nutters down. Until that happens, the democrats can claim a leadership deficit in the GOP. Sorry to spin outrage, but there’s a strategy for it.
Vaccine for hedge-fund traders ahead of nurses is what made America great, until everyone died.
E Pubis Clichéum really enjoys cartoons that feature furries fighting in urine and puss-filled stadiums for the privelege of losing their virginity to a menopausal white woman:
::inhales deeply:: today, it feels good to be a conservative gangsta!
That is all.
Carthago delenda est
AnnieGetYourFun: I’m with you. Actually, a Think Progress commenter got it right, I think:
Yes — because nothing screams credibility and reason more than equating the pre-meditated slaughter of 6 million innocent European Jews with the push to provide basic and affordable health care to more U.S. citizens.
AnnieGetYourFun: Oh, I’ve got words for the Dachau poster teabaggers; but they’re not fit for a family website. Fortunately, this is not a family website; so I can call those motherfucking shitheaded asshole cocksuckers whatever I want.
Arbeit macht frei und sie sind in den Kopf gefickt.
JMP: I would add shiteating fuckface wastes of spunk to that.
So the voters in NJ and VA did what they’ve done every year for a long time in their offyear elections after a Pres election, that being to vote for the guy who’s not from the President’s party.
Meanwhile, a GOP seat in Buttfuck, New York flips Dem for the first time since Rutherford B. Hayes or one of those bearded Preznits was in office because the wingnuts were divided.
So obviously, that means the GOP elephant has roid rage, a Trogdor-like brow, and scary batwing ears.
AnnieGetYourFun: I’m with you. Just speechless.
Basically anyone who is unproductive and not working for the government has been fired.
I guess swine flu was the right name. But now I am hearing heart wrenching stories about cats and ferrets, not the using my child or fat relative died stuff I have learned to tune out.
Paul Tardy: Basically anyone who is unproductive and not working for the government has been fired.
Waitaminnit…so who’s left? According to my wingnut sources, this won’t leave more than about a dozen people to run the gubmint.