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A second-degree operative sends this photo and writes, “My cousin is a congressional staffer, I got sent this picture outside the capitol building today…” So we know that THE TRUTH TRUCK is in town for the Super Bowl of Retardation, and now it is barreling down the halls of Rayburn, crushin’ skulls.
1:36 PM
on Thu November 5 2009
By
Jim Newell
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What’s going on there in that left panel? The Obama fetus betrayed the Jesus? So this a grudge rematch. Game on!
Are those Conjoined twins joined at the anus, ir is it some sex act with which I am not familiar?
“What it profit a man,” indeed. Because He gived His only begotten son what we be saved.
Those blonde siamese twins only bear a passing resemblance to Nancy Pelosi.
“Hey Nancy Pelosi, This Truck Has Something To Tell You”
And what, exactly, is that?
Stupid religious fundamentalists - I just wish they would eat shit and die.
“Obama Betrayed Jesus?” Come on — there were plenty of reasons to vote for the dude — you don’t have to go making stuff up.
I’m confused. Why does he show hell smoldering under the icons for the Republican party?
Is that an aborted fetus smeared on the doors of the Truth Bus? Mammon, the Golden Calf of Pelosi, does not approve of your decorative aborted fetuses.
I thought the one recapped whitewall on the back was a nice touch.
Shows some class, and is a haunting echo of when Detroit made decent cars.
Well, any cars, actually.
:::Sniff:::
(Truck could have used a gun rack behind the cab, though. Just saying.)
Pretty sure this guy already lived in the area, I feel like I’ve seen him before. Come to think of it… it might have been during the equality march, so maybe he just enjoys the drive.
Is there actual video of those Siamese twins doing yoga?
Hey, is that the “In-God-We-Trust-Mobile(TM)” ?
Not enough TruckNutz.
Also, the tires look a little low.
I can’t see the mud flaps but I’m guessing naked women.
I took some pictures of the Randall Terry “Truth Trucks” barreling up an Ohio freeway last summer, shortly before the murder of Dr. Tiller. Hope there isn’t another atrocity ahead.
And whichever way they’re turned, women better be on their knees, with their skirts hiked a little bit up on their muscular thighs.
Why does that cross look like a shelf unit? Is this some sort of Ikea religion?
Yea, for verily there is no person more dangerous to God’s America than a person trying to get health care for as many financially-unable people as possible. Truly, for Jeezus would surely support a bus with an aborted fetus smeared on it. The Hate Bus is nothing but a giant target for a molotov cocktail.
Monsieur Grumpe: Those are called “silver naked ladies.”
See, but I don’t think many Christians prostrate themselves before the I-beam crucifix, like in the picture there. That looks like the pose many muslins strike, when they pray at Mecca.
MOAR DOG POOP11!
Mola Ram betrayed Shiva!
Now they’re saying Obama is Mola Rahm, and he stole Jeebus’ Shankara Stones. K.
Well see, if you go to truthtruckusa.com, it says
“I am currently in CA dealing with the Homosexual Marriage issue for updates visit
http://savebiblicalmarriage.org/”
so this one in DC must be an impostor truth truck! How can that be? Wouldn’t that then be a LIE TRUCK?
I sure hope that Obama got a better deal than Ischariot.
Hey, I’ve seen that butt-twin panel before! It was a Mad magazine “fold-in” circa 1970!
And if you click on the “Does God Love You?” button on truthtruckusa.com, you go to a page that says “Content Coming Soon…” There you have it, the answer to the biggest question in your life.
No mention of Joel Osteen’s private jet? Hmmm.
Huh. I had always pictured the In-God-We-Trust-Mobile (TM) as an SUV.
That fucking thing almost hit me while I was riding my bike back in September. It made a left turn right in front of me. How ironic it would have been to be splattered all over a giant dead fetus picture.
snideinplainsight: The good Lord drives in mysterious ways.
One bull-dollar sign-hell sandwich, hold the mayo , to go, please!
I am very worried for our president and that is no snark.
predilectrix: The cross as depicted looks like it doubles as a DVD storage tower, which I would totally keep stocked with secular porn and dead fetuses if it was mine.
mollymcguire: Those are gays and that’s how buttsecs happens.
I saw that guy. No gun racks, just a squirrley white beard.
mollymcguire: Ass to ass - it’s how they have sex so they don’t have to see the shame in each other’s faces because of how gay and evil they are.
Jesus may be the way but I’d rather keep my GPS.
I can’t tell if that’s supposed to be a golden calf or a bull market. And wouldn’t that be ironic?
Too bad it can’t be the Tooth Truck, dispensing teeth to Teabaggers in need.
yargisbargis: That’s not a bull. It’s an ox. A graceful, graceful ox.
Obama betrayed himself? Is this truck providing counseling services?
mollymcguire: Siamese Butt Twins.
“What it profit a man…etc, etc.” HELL YES! It’s called Wall Street and Jebus loves it more than socialismists.
These folks have a whole fleet!
You know, one would think that Jesus would be able to afford a more awesome recreational vehicle.
I think I saw this scene in Requiem for a Dream, but Keith David (a/k/a a gravellier-voiced Obama) was involved.
SayItWithWookies: Well, it’s a Guy Fawkes-inspired gathering, so he must be saying that Obama betrayed Jesus by joining a heretical Protestant church.
Pelosi is a member of the One True Catholic Church, though, so I’m not sure why the truck’s attacking her.
That image has a weird, “goatse” vibe. Please do not post such disgusting, yet boner-inducing art.
Neilist:Are you sure it was made in Detroit? It looks kind of like the old Toyota One Ton longbed pickup.
I’ve got a Benjamin to bet that the navigator of this fine Truthmobile gets serviced by tranny hookers. In the truck. Parked behind church.
Truther truck is a Toyota? Really?
Double-sided dildo butt sex!
ph7: I think it’s the same sad truck each time, just with different panels.
“Come to the rally and see Jesussaurus, appearing on Thursday…Thursday…Thursday…”
spryte: ASS TO ASS! POOP IT BACK AND FORTH!
x111e7thst: Perhaps the accelerator/ driver’s mat interface is defective. We can pray…
Jesus built my Tard-rod.
Wait, the people who want to socialize medicine are worshipping a dollar sign, and the people who want to maintain it as a for-profit industry are not? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
bago: Wait a minute. That sounds kind of socialist. Sharing poop, and all.
The Real Murricans tried to hire “The Bus” when he retired from the Steelers, but it turns out Jerome Bettis is one of them-there ACORNS. So they had to invent “The Truck.” Somehow it’s not the same.
Oh please. Like Nancy Pelosi has a soul.
This truck is incredible.
magic titty: There was a similar (but much wordier) one parked near the IRS building in South Austin. Something about the 16th Amendment being passed by cloaked lizardoid Congressmen in the dead of night while they sacrificed Alice Roosevelt to their goat-god. My memory is failing.
If you’re anti-abortion wouldn’t it make sense to be pro-homosexual? No babies!!
mollymcguire: I believe that’s what they refer to as “going rogue”.
I wasn’t aware that Christians prayed just like Muslims. Huh.
SayItWithWookies: I think those “OBAMA” letters peel off, so they can add whatever name has aggrieved them recently. Maybe one day WONKETTE will be up there.
The cabover design strongly suggests those trucks are Toyota Dolphin RVs; i.e., not just an advertising medium, also a residence.
That vehicle used to say “U-Haul,” in a previous life, the cab is still orange.
Actually, that dollar sign Bar-B-Q looks pretty tasty.
Humpback: That’s what it looked like to me–Beef on a Dollar Stick.
I do not see any nuts… Where are the truck’s nuts?
Them ,there two yungins butt-pluggin.Musta lost their pony.
AnnieGetYourFun: “going rogue”!
You should trademark that.
That bull musta crossed the path of “The Ox” and got his ass headbutted all the way to Hell.
I see a truck and I see a bunch of nuts.
But I don’t see no TRUCKNUTZ!
Merka Merka Merka–Here Comes the Troof Truck!!!1!
Truth nutz. Now available in bleary coloros!
Clip art on wheels
When the “Truth Trucks” roll, watch out! My partner and I were heading north on I-71 in Ohio last spring and saw a caravan of them heading for a rally in Cleveland. The next day, Sunday, May 31st, Dr George Tiller was murdered by an extremist with ties to the Truth Truck organization.