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Hey Nancy Pelosi, This Truck Has Something To Tell You

A second-degree operative sends this photo and writes, “My cousin is a congressional staffer, I got sent this picture outside the capitol building today…” So we know that THE TRUTH TRUCK is in town for the Super Bowl of Retardation, and now it is barreling down the halls of Rayburn, crushin’ skulls.


1:36 PM on Thu November 5 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. el donaldo says at 1:39 pm, November 5th, 2009

    What’s going on there in that left panel? The Obama fetus betrayed the Jesus? So this a grudge rematch. Game on!

  2. mollymcguire says at 1:41 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Are those Conjoined twins joined at the anus, ir is it some sex act with which I am not familiar?

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 1:42 pm, November 5th, 2009

    “What it profit a man,” indeed. Because He gived His only begotten son what we be saved.

  4. bored with gravity says at 1:42 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Those blonde siamese twins only bear a passing resemblance to Nancy Pelosi.

  5. proudgrampa says at 1:43 pm, November 5th, 2009

    “Hey Nancy Pelosi, This Truck Has Something To Tell You”

    And what, exactly, is that?

    Stupid religious fundamentalists - I just wish they would eat shit and die.

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 1:44 pm, November 5th, 2009

    “Obama Betrayed Jesus?” Come on — there were plenty of reasons to vote for the dude — you don’t have to go making stuff up.

  7. predilectrix says at 1:44 pm, November 5th, 2009

    I’m confused. Why does he show hell smoldering under the icons for the Republican party?

  8. blinky_twinkie says at 1:44 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Is that an aborted fetus smeared on the doors of the Truth Bus? Mammon, the Golden Calf of Pelosi, does not approve of your decorative aborted fetuses.

  9. I thought the one recapped whitewall on the back was a nice touch.

    Shows some class, and is a haunting echo of when Detroit made decent cars.

    Well, any cars, actually.

    :::Sniff:::

    (Truck could have used a gun rack behind the cab, though. Just saying.)

  10. bluemoose says at 1:46 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Pretty sure this guy already lived in the area, I feel like I’ve seen him before. Come to think of it… it might have been during the equality march, so maybe he just enjoys the drive.

  11. One Yield Regular says at 1:47 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Is there actual video of those Siamese twins doing yoga?

  12. shadowMark says at 1:48 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Hey, is that the “In-God-We-Trust-Mobile(TM)” ?

  13. hockeymom says at 1:48 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Not enough TruckNutz.
    Also, the tires look a little low.

  14. Monsieur Grumpe says at 1:49 pm, November 5th, 2009

    I can’t see the mud flaps but I’m guessing naked women.

  15. ericblair says at 1:49 pm, November 5th, 2009

    I took some pictures of the Randall Terry “Truth Trucks” barreling up an Ohio freeway last summer, shortly before the murder of Dr. Tiller. Hope there isn’t another atrocity ahead.

  16. predilectrix says at 1:53 pm, November 5th, 2009

    And whichever way they’re turned, women better be on their knees, with their skirts hiked a little bit up on their muscular thighs.

  17. Why does that cross look like a shelf unit? Is this some sort of Ikea religion?

  18. hobospacejunkie says at 1:54 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Yea, for verily there is no person more dangerous to God’s America than a person trying to get health care for as many financially-unable people as possible. Truly, for Jeezus would surely support a bus with an aborted fetus smeared on it. The Hate Bus is nothing but a giant target for a molotov cocktail.

  19. Monsieur Grumpe: Those are called “silver naked ladies.”

  20. snideinplainsight says at 1:56 pm, November 5th, 2009

    See, but I don’t think many Christians prostrate themselves before the I-beam crucifix, like in the picture there. That looks like the pose many muslins strike, when they pray at Mecca.

  21. freakishlystrong says at 1:58 pm, November 5th, 2009

    MOAR DOG POOP11!

  22. Mola Ram betrayed Shiva!

  23. Now they’re saying Obama is Mola Rahm, and he stole Jeebus’ Shankara Stones. K.

  24. snideinplainsight says at 1:59 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Well see, if you go to truthtruckusa.com, it says

    “I am currently in CA dealing with the Homosexual Marriage issue for updates visit
    http://savebiblicalmarriage.org/

    so this one in DC must be an impostor truth truck! How can that be? Wouldn’t that then be a LIE TRUCK?

  25. I sure hope that Obama got a better deal than Ischariot.

  26. user-of-owls says at 2:01 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Hey, I’ve seen that butt-twin panel before! It was a Mad magazine “fold-in” circa 1970!

  27. snideinplainsight says at 2:01 pm, November 5th, 2009

    And if you click on the “Does God Love You?” button on truthtruckusa.com, you go to a page that says “Content Coming Soon…” There you have it, the answer to the biggest question in your life.

  28. No mention of Joel Osteen’s private jet? Hmmm.

  29. Huh. I had always pictured the In-God-We-Trust-Mobile (TM) as an SUV.

  30. polar_bear says at 2:02 pm, November 5th, 2009

    That fucking thing almost hit me while I was riding my bike back in September. It made a left turn right in front of me. How ironic it would have been to be splattered all over a giant dead fetus picture.

  31. user-of-owls says at 2:02 pm, November 5th, 2009

    snideinplainsight: The good Lord drives in mysterious ways.

  32. yargisbargis says at 2:03 pm, November 5th, 2009

    One bull-dollar sign-hell sandwich, hold the mayo , to go, please!

  33. June Cleaver 2.0 says at 2:04 pm, November 5th, 2009

    I am very worried for our president and that is no snark.

  34. widestanceromancer says at 2:04 pm, November 5th, 2009

    predilectrix: The cross as depicted looks like it doubles as a DVD storage tower, which I would totally keep stocked with secular porn and dead fetuses if it was mine.

    mollymcguire: Those are gays and that’s how buttsecs happens.

  35. I saw that guy. No gun racks, just a squirrley white beard.

  36. mollymcguire: Ass to ass - it’s how they have sex so they don’t have to see the shame in each other’s faces because of how gay and evil they are.

  37. you cannot be serious says at 2:07 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Jesus may be the way but I’d rather keep my GPS.

  38. I can’t tell if that’s supposed to be a golden calf or a bull market. And wouldn’t that be ironic?

  39. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 2:08 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Too bad it can’t be the Tooth Truck, dispensing teeth to Teabaggers in need.

  40. user-of-owls says at 2:08 pm, November 5th, 2009

    yargisbargis: That’s not a bull. It’s an ox. A graceful, graceful ox.

  41. Gregoire says at 2:09 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Obama betrayed himself? Is this truck providing counseling services?

  42. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 2:09 pm, November 5th, 2009

    mollymcguire: Siamese Butt Twins.

  43. “What it profit a man…etc, etc.” HELL YES! It’s called Wall Street and Jebus loves it more than socialismists.

  44. These folks have a whole fleet!

  45. You know, one would think that Jesus would be able to afford a more awesome recreational vehicle.

  46. norbizness says at 2:11 pm, November 5th, 2009

    I think I saw this scene in Requiem for a Dream, but Keith David (a/k/a a gravellier-voiced Obama) was involved.

  47. SayItWithWookies: Well, it’s a Guy Fawkes-inspired gathering, so he must be saying that Obama betrayed Jesus by joining a heretical Protestant church.

    Pelosi is a member of the One True Catholic Church, though, so I’m not sure why the truck’s attacking her.

  48. Holybalheadedchrist says at 2:13 pm, November 5th, 2009

    That image has a weird, “goatse” vibe. Please do not post such disgusting, yet boner-inducing art.

  49. x111e7thst says at 2:14 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Neilist:Are you sure it was made in Detroit? It looks kind of like the old Toyota One Ton longbed pickup.

  50. I’ve got a Benjamin to bet that the navigator of this fine Truthmobile gets serviced by tranny hookers. In the truck. Parked behind church.

  51. Jim89048 says at 2:16 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Truther truck is a Toyota? Really?

  52. PartyMart says at 2:16 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Double-sided dildo butt sex!

  53. the problem child says at 2:16 pm, November 5th, 2009

    ph7: I think it’s the same sad truck each time, just with different panels.

  54. Hooray For Anything says at 2:17 pm, November 5th, 2009

    “Come to the rally and see Jesussaurus, appearing on Thursday…Thursday…Thursday…”

  55. spryte: ASS TO ASS! POOP IT BACK AND FORTH!

  56. the problem child says at 2:19 pm, November 5th, 2009

    x111e7thst: Perhaps the accelerator/ driver’s mat interface is defective. We can pray…

  57. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 2:19 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Jesus built my Tard-rod.

  58. Wait, the people who want to socialize medicine are worshipping a dollar sign, and the people who want to maintain it as a for-profit industry are not? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

  59. bago: Wait a minute. That sounds kind of socialist. Sharing poop, and all.

  60. Jukesgrrl says at 2:26 pm, November 5th, 2009

    The Real Murricans tried to hire “The Bus” when he retired from the Steelers, but it turns out Jerome Bettis is one of them-there ACORNS. So they had to invent “The Truck.” Somehow it’s not the same.

  61. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 2:31 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Oh please. Like Nancy Pelosi has a soul.

  62. magic titty says at 2:32 pm, November 5th, 2009

    This truck is incredible.

  63. norbizness says at 2:38 pm, November 5th, 2009

    magic titty: There was a similar (but much wordier) one parked near the IRS building in South Austin. Something about the 16th Amendment being passed by cloaked lizardoid Congressmen in the dead of night while they sacrificed Alice Roosevelt to their goat-god. My memory is failing.

  64. pondscum says at 2:42 pm, November 5th, 2009

    If you’re anti-abortion wouldn’t it make sense to be pro-homosexual? No babies!!

  65. AnnieGetYourFun says at 2:45 pm, November 5th, 2009

    mollymcguire: I believe that’s what they refer to as “going rogue”.

    I wasn’t aware that Christians prayed just like Muslims. Huh.

  66. AnnieGetYourFun says at 2:49 pm, November 5th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: I think those “OBAMA” letters peel off, so they can add whatever name has aggrieved them recently. Maybe one day WONKETTE will be up there.

  67. The cabover design strongly suggests those trucks are Toyota Dolphin RVs; i.e., not just an advertising medium, also a residence.

  68. That vehicle used to say “U-Haul,” in a previous life, the cab is still orange.

  69. Humpback says at 3:08 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Actually, that dollar sign Bar-B-Q looks pretty tasty.

  70. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 3:10 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Humpback: That’s what it looked like to me–Beef on a Dollar Stick.

  71. Atheist Nun says at 3:22 pm, November 5th, 2009

    I do not see any nuts… Where are the truck’s nuts?

  72. natteringnabomb says at 3:40 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Them ,there two yungins butt-pluggin.Musta lost their pony.

  73. mollymcguire says at 3:40 pm, November 5th, 2009

    AnnieGetYourFun: “going rogue”!

    You should trademark that.

  74. CapnFatback says at 3:51 pm, November 5th, 2009

    That bull musta crossed the path of “The Ox” and got his ass headbutted all the way to Hell.

  75. Next Great Pwndit says at 4:27 pm, November 5th, 2009

    I see a truck and I see a bunch of nuts.

    But I don’t see no TRUCKNUTZ!

  76. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 5:16 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Merka Merka Merka–Here Comes the Troof Truck!!!1!

  77. Truth nutz. Now available in bleary coloros!

  78. DustinXP says at 9:44 pm, November 5th, 2009

    Clip art on wheels

  79. montresor says at 11:04 am, November 6th, 2009

    When the “Truth Trucks” roll, watch out! My partner and I were heading north on I-71 in Ohio last spring and saw a caravan of them heading for a rally in Cleveland. The next day, Sunday, May 31st, Dr George Tiller was murdered by an extremist with ties to the Truth Truck organization.

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