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Why Is Lawrence O’Donnell Trying To Spoil Michael Steele’s Juice When It’s So Obvious He’s Not Going To Be Able To?


Oh look: Michael Steele went on Lawrence O’Donnell’s Try To Make Everyone Laugh Using Just Your Clothing show. Lawrence O’Donnell’s like, “Michael Steele, on a scale from total failure to total failure, how would you rate your involvement in the NY-23 race?” Michael Steele, gloating and beaming as if his mouth has never met the words coming out of it, basically responds that it’s not like winning political races is a skill you can just study and perfect. But ho ho, sure Mr. Guy, you just yell if it makes you feel better about your own insecurities, an offering which Lawrence O’Donnell readily accepts. [TPM]


3:14 PM on Wed November 4 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. V572625694 says at 3:26 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Why does O’Donnell hate Michael Steele so much? Doesn’t he get the joke?

    Never mind, Mikey. We still love you here.

  2. Johnny Zhivago says at 3:28 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Did he say something about spoiling his Jews???

  3. Comments fixed. Whew.

    O’Donnell was dickish, so Steele never had to answer the question, “Doesn’t it suck that Socialist-Marxist-Not really gonna do a damn thing-ObamaCare just got two more votes?” I should like to have heard a real answer.

  4. bitchincamaro says at 3:29 pm, November 4th, 2009

    I love Larry O. Fuck you, Mike.

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 3:30 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Yeah, let Michael Steele revel in his victories. Or others’ victories vicariously. Of the most sleazy, narrow-minded and reprehensible parts of the Republican Party. You can’t take that away from him.

  6. Extemporanus says at 3:31 pm, November 4th, 2009

    THE JUICE IS LOOSE!

  7. finallyhappy says at 3:32 pm, November 4th, 2009

    I didn’t have the sound on and turned off the video after Steele did some odd “move” twice. Sad and scary.

  8. hobospacejunkie says at 3:32 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Despite his anvil-shaped head, Larry O is & remains the man. Even if he just can’t seem to relax while filling in for Shouty Keith.

  9. Tommmcatt says at 3:34 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Jesus, how lame he is! Doesn’t he realize how lame that Hesiman thing is? “Pick the bones of 23″? Lame!

    Assume the Heisman position? Look at the races overall, idiot! You all just assumed the bitch position, quite frankly.

    Steele, GOP Chairman: fukkin’ lame.

  10. bluemoose says at 3:34 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Michael Steele is an idiot and all, but… seriously, O’Donnell was a douche. Not that I expect anything different from the Morning Joe program, but if we’re going to talk about tea baggers not letting people speak at town halls then leading by example would be nice.

  11. Minnie Mean says at 3:35 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Mikey, Baby, help a sistah out: is your juice fresh-squeezed or reconstituted from frozen?

  12. Jamie Sommers says at 3:39 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Minnie Mean: It’s Tang, a powdered and watery substitute sans vitamins.

  13. gurukalehuru says at 3:39 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Two more votes for Obamacare. Suck on that, Heissman guy.

  14. ForTheTurnstiles says at 3:46 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Carly Fiorina. What does Lex Steele have to say about Carly Fiorina?

  15. Minnie Mean says at 3:46 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Jamie Sommers: not so bad if you mix it with the vodka

  16. Atheist Nun says at 3:47 pm, November 4th, 2009

    bluemoose: “leading by example would be nice.”

    8+ years of “ass in the air” submission by Democrats wasn’t enough for you? Why not go earnestly whine about it at kos before you post in the highly respected, politically relevant “pooties and goggies” diaries?

  17. He should have asked Steele what its like leading a group that is increasingly more blatantly racist every day.

  18. Come here a minute says at 3:57 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Lawrence O’Donnell drinks Michael Steele’s milkshake

  19. mattbolt says at 3:59 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Last night I posted:

    Odds on Michael Steele’s response:

    5:1 - “This was the best result because man, was that Hoffman guy fucking crazy or what, am I right homies?
    3:1 - “Well, the Republican candidate endorsed the Democrat, so, let’s call this one a push”
    2:1 - “Who gives a fuck, there was no Republican in the race, can a playa get some apathy in this bitch?”
    Even odds - [spins this as a win for the Republicans, somehow, I can't even imagine how yet]

    —-

    You would’ve been correct had you picked the 2:1 option, as “Who gives a fuck” mixed with the ghost of John Heisman spoiling his juice was the correct response! Collect yer winnings!

  20. vladster says at 4:04 pm, November 4th, 2009

    His juice is running down his leg.

  21. SmutBoffin says at 4:09 pm, November 4th, 2009

    They’re just trying to corrupt your “Purity of Essence”, Mike!

  22. FlownOver says at 4:15 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Minnie Mean: Jamie Sommers: Close. It’s cat piss.

  23. vladster says at 4:22 pm, November 4th, 2009

    FlownOver: He takes a oill, and 2 hours later, out comes the juice.

  24. A Better American Than You! says at 4:59 pm, November 4th, 2009

    I do hate teh television, except in those moments when it allows me to see stuff like the Michael Steele Heisman pose.

  25. Limeylizzie says at 5:06 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Steele is now talking to Chrissie Matthews and it is weird people. He just told Chris to “Chill”.Still wearing the tie that I, as a recovering epileptic , cannot look at full-on.Oh God he showed a clip from weeks ago and yep…the tie was on again.

  26. eclecticbrotha says at 5:10 pm, November 4th, 2009

    I think MSNBC proved how “unbiased” they are based on the way everyone on Morning Schmoe egged Michael Steele on as he zig-zagged his way through the darts O’Donnell was throwing at him. We need more O’Donnells in the media who are bold enough to go for the jugular, not the neutered losers the Dems usually throw out there to get ridiculed and talked over by the GOP shills. Douche on, O’Dog, douche on…

  27. Juice. Isn’t that street slang for some controlled substance?

  28. SuperStarr says at 6:45 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Did anyone else notice that Hoffman is REALLY FUCKIN’ CREEPY, besides being a pathetic teaparty loser douchebag http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfO7-1PRkV0

  29. First Jonah and K-Lo and now Steele and his juice.

    And it was supposedly to be the commie faggots trying to pollute our bodily fluids.

    I don’t want these wingnuts to spoil my evening, but I think I’m on the reduced action plan tonight.

  30. Violenza says at 8:02 pm, November 4th, 2009

    SuperStarr: Gross. “Bu bu but what it should be is………..the government works for US………it’s not..not the other way round.” Brilliant! Now since he’s not doing anything can we throw him in a re-education camp or something?

  31. hunter.blatherer says at 8:07 pm, November 4th, 2009

    Only one web page has the phrase “spoil my juice,” without the word “Steele.” And apparently, smokeless cigarettes “definitely can spoil my juice taste,” according to Kate51.

    I think we’ve found Michael Steele’s true agenda here.

    http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/jantyusa/19970-juice-consumption-stick.html

  32. Lascauxcaveman says at 2:02 am, November 5th, 2009

    SuperStarr: Jesus. He’s not a robot, he’s actually retarded. I’m a little bit frightened for this guy.

    And he got over 40% of the vote? Do they have teh teevee in upstate NY? Or is literacy no longer a voting requirement? Theoretically, you have to know how to sign your name to register; or be able to read, to see which names are on the ballot, no?

  33. fork-wielding maniac says at 9:25 am, November 5th, 2009

    Terry: wherein lies the juice. dig this, hep-cats:

    which one of those thinly-veiled-racist cracker-assed old white republican “men” - or their over-bronzed shiny new-car salesmen 21st century counterparts - has the balls to tell michael steele that he’s fired as GOP chair?

    michael steele is perfect right where he is. ‘pugs can’t fire him for fear of being pilloried as bigots by the MSM, and he keeps dismantling their stupid party, one dumb-assed malapropism at a time.

    and, in an off-handed way, barack obama caused this by being black. brilliant. our nigerian overlord is, indeed, playing chess at a knife fight.

  34. Manos: Hands of Fate says at 11:07 am, November 5th, 2009

    I think Steele needs to bring back the Hammer pants while he’s rappin on about his juice.

  35. Tundra Grifter says at 11:44 am, November 5th, 2009

    Yesterday we were all spoiled juicers.

    Or drunk milkshakes.

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