• February 16, 2012

See, there’s TwitPic Proof that he was, at one point, answering one question on a Facebook thread. He has yet to respond to either of your editors. Try your luck! [Facebook]

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Suds McKenzie November 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm

“Whad Up”??

TGY November 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm

MC Spammer: asl?

Bearbloke November 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Q: Michael, are you required to fellate Boss Rush before or after Boss’ kidnapped Dominican boys service him?

comicbookguy November 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Mr Steele: Your teabagger campaign has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular. Please answer with a series of a moo-cow sounds.

rottenart November 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Is that a USB mug-warmer I see? Man, that Michael Steele, soooo web 2.0.

norbizness November 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm

I not only denied his friend request but instructed a Bulgarian hacker I know to blingee up his homepage.

AnnieGetYourFun November 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Joe VanDeventer, you are my new boyfriend.

magic titty November 4, 2009 at 2:32 pm

And you’re sure that’s not Robert Guillaume?

Answering questions on why Sports Night got cancelled?

Country Club Jihadi November 4, 2009 at 2:33 pm

OMG Jim, can we friend you? Or are we like the girl you sleep with but won’t be seen with in public?

Holy Cow!! November 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Why don’t you have one of the closet homosexuals in the Republican party redecorate your office?

I mean really! Plastic blinds?

SayItWithWookies November 4, 2009 at 2:37 pm

MC Steele is not afraid to put his finger on the pulse of the nation — I just hope he doesn’t get sucked into Cornering.

CrunchyKnee November 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm

I think they should keep trying to name everything after after Ronald Reagan and expand corporate welfare.

Servo November 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Q: Do they still call you Chicken George?

AnnieGetYourFun November 4, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Wow, I’m almost giddy with anticipation of being blacklisted from that site. I can just picture Steele right now, hurriedly talking to his more technically apt administrative assistant, asking how to “take away these liberals’ tubing.”

magic titty November 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm

[re=450356]Servo[/re]: +2.

rottenart November 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm

[re=450358]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Is ‘taking away tubing’ anything like ‘sucking into cornering’? Because they both make we feel funny ‘down there’ when I say them out loud.

WagTehGod November 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm

OMG, the RNC uses Windows XP. I use Window XP! I’m a real American!

Suds McKenzie November 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Why did the non-Bolshevik socialists fail to take power from the provisional government in order to carry out a more popular policy the people would have supported?

BobTheBuilder November 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Ergonomic fail.

mephistopheles jefferson November 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm

I will totally kick his ass in Zynga Poker.

AnnieGetYourFun November 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm

HA! I’ve been blocked. That didn’t take long.

[re=450361]rottenart[/re]: It is similar, but more painful, and thus probably more (or less) erotic or even gross.

bitchincamaro November 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Boxers or bikinis?

shadowMark November 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm

[re=450376]BobTheBuilder[/re]: That’s his command center. That’s where he runs things. When he gets the call about a zombie outbreak in Pittsburgh it will be on that phone and he’ll use his second line to call in the nuclear strike. That’s THE desk.

ElitistMarxist November 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=450351]SayItWithWookies[/re]: The space under the desk is suspiciously dark… like a black a hole, into which all light is sucked… 87% chance that Cornering was going on as this picture was taken. But MC Steele was all like, “You’re not gonna spoil my juice” to K-Lo. Such a brave man.

rachelv November 4, 2009 at 3:03 pm

[re=450338]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]:
There are so many heroes on that page right now! I can’t even count all the heroes!

comicbookguy November 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm

I have a question for both Michael Steele and Sarah Palin (would like to compare their answers for additional insight):

How do I unlock Mafia Wars Moscow Episode 3 on Facebook? I’ve tried everything.

rachelv November 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Could “Bernie Kopsho” possibly be someone’s actual name?

Extemporanus November 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Don’t DONATE your FACE to the GOP on FACEBOOK!

SELL your FACE to the GOP on EBAY! It could be worth MILLIONS of things! Right SARAH, BABY?

MAIL a self-addressed, stamped envelope to me, CHAIRMAN MICHAEL STEELE, c/o RNC, U.S.A of you’re fixing to learn more about turning your OLD, WORN-OUT FACE into a HI-TECH MONEY MAKING MACHINE 2.0 of the FUTURE!

Do you want this KNOWLEDGE DROPPED on YOU, by SUPER-FAX or ROBO-CALL? Then DON’T DELAY! WRITE TODAY!

This is CHAIRMAN MICHAEL STEELE saying “GOPeace out, yo!”

Monsieur Grumpe November 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Dear M. Steele,
Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of a young Ronald Reagan only different? Just wondering.

Mad Brahms November 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm

[re=450396]rachelv[/re]: Many, many heroes. Including our editors; Juli’s question is excellent.

Extemporanus November 4, 2009 at 3:20 pm

[re=450349]Holy Cow!![/re]: Was this you?

Post #10 Joe wrote about an hour ago
I recommend bringing Larry Craig back to get some interior design tips. http://twitpic.com/o9hlp – You’re office looks like your working out of a Holiday Inn Express. (Are you?) Dont be afraid to put some vibrant colors in those curtains!

Tommmcatt November 4, 2009 at 3:28 pm

[re=450347]Country Club Jihadi[/re]:

Just like that girl, I think you know the answer to that question before you asked it.

finallyhappy November 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm

I would guess 90% of the comments are Wonketteers. Steel= what a douche

WarAndG November 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Mr. Steele, based on the REPUBLICAN’S health care reform plan, their efforts to confront climate change, and their ideas for fixing the economy and addressing the Wall Street SCANDALS it’s puzzling why your party is still pretty much UNPOPULAR? What’s your take?

el donaldo November 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Ah, refreshing. It’s been a little while since there’s been a GOP internet fail that we could all jump in on. I’m going to be a little less depressed about Maine now.

Zadig November 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Improbably named “Rosemary Tennis” asks “where did all these rude people come from???”

We are not rude, Ms Ten*snicker*nis. If we were RUDE, we would be throwing Oreos at Mr. Steele, through the internet.

JMP November 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm

[re=450443]finallyhappy[/re]: After the first few posts, I’d say Rosemary and Corey are the only non-Wonketters. Corey’s initial post made so little sense I thought it was a spoof, but his follow-up made it clear that he is a true believer who just can’t string together a coherent sentence.

CycloneArmageddon November 4, 2009 at 3:37 pm

I was blocked. And all I did was post a single question that was one sentence long. Could it have been:

-my reference to wingnuts?
-my reference to L. Craig’s “vagina”?
-my assertion that urine tasted better than semen?

WHAT?

WindbagCity November 4, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Speaking of rare opportunities, who wants to talk to Michelle Bachmann tonite at 8:00??

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=196013462845&ref=nf
“Americans for Prosperity will be hosting a conference call with Rep. Michele Bachmann and RedState.com’s Erick Erickson tonight (November 4th) at 8pm EST to discuss tomorrow’s Congressional House Call Day.”

Jamie Sommers November 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm

I only saw Steele answer one question. Did he quit so soon or am I a failure at the Book of Faces?

hobospacejunkie November 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Mr. Steele: You appear to have a bad case of male pattern baldness, yet you refuse to cut the hair that does grow. Are you aware that most citizens of God’s America don’t trust bald men, especially those with that gnarly hair growing on the bottom half of the back of their head? Gross! Uh, what was the question?

queeraselvis v 2.0 November 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

[re=450468]Jamie Sommers[/re]: He’s just following Sarah Palin’s lead. Once a quitter, always a quitter. Oh, and a huge pussy as well, also, too.

Amy Alkons Testicles November 4, 2009 at 3:54 pm

[re=450400]rachelv[/re]:

rachel, it not only seems to be his real name, but it seems he has noted your skepticism in his most recent Status Update.

rachelv November 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

[re=450481]Amy Alkons Testicles[/re]:
Well I’m glad he’s real, because he is another hero!

nbawriter November 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Pulling a Schwarzenegger and spelling out “Fuck you, Michael” with the first word of my post was challenging, yet enjoyable.

nbawriter November 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

*First letter of each word.

(Rushing to make up for time lost fucking around with that.)

comicbookguy November 4, 2009 at 4:11 pm

You guys are funny. Not just Wonkette funny. Like, Facebook funny.

LordPretzel November 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm

[re=450500]nbawriter[/re]: Where is it? I can’t see it.

seriesoftubescleaner November 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm

Why did the music from the “Curb you Enthusiasm” start playing in my head when I first looked at this photo?

LordPretzel November 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Rosemary is hilarious.

Creative Nickname November 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Man, old Huggy Bear beat a hasty retreat there, did he?

SayItWithWookies November 4, 2009 at 4:39 pm

[re=450510]LordPretzel[/re]: Post #48. Very nice, nbawriter!

comicbookguy November 4, 2009 at 5:29 pm

SARAH PALIN IS MY NEIGHBOR IN FARMVILLE

Question for Steele: Will you join my gang in Mafia Wars? You has teh street creds.

Rosemaryrules November 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm

I would give anything to be a fly on Rosemary’s wall. I want to gay marry her (me being gay, and all). Or would that be considered opposite marriage? Anyway, I want to blow her.

Larry McAwful November 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm

Mr. Steele: How’d that puppy taste?

thecaits November 4, 2009 at 7:19 pm

We should all thank Michael Steele for this wonderful gift he has given us.

WadISay November 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Mickey, what’s your position on tokenism?

S.Luggo November 4, 2009 at 10:43 pm

Still waiting for that damn reply, Mike.
I mean, how long should it take for even a two-finger typist to peck out, “fo shizzle’?

MS: You’ll find the “s” in the second row. … From the bottom. That one.
No, the row with the space bar doesn’t count. Why? God-And-All-The-Saints-In-Heaven, ….just, well, darn it, just because.
And stop putting a plastic cup over the TAB key. Nothing to be had there. Really.
No, I don‘t know where the ice dispenser is for the TAB.
Okay. You win. Hit ALT+CTRL+DEL and put your face under the keyboard. The thing with all the buttons. The other thing with all the buttons that’s not your shirt.
Renaissance.

Mr. Tusks November 5, 2009 at 9:35 am

“Just remember to keep on fellating Reagan’s corpse, that’ll keep the kids coming over.”

fork-wielding maniac November 5, 2009 at 9:48 am

[re=450718]thecaits[/re]: you mean the gift of being a black man in charge of a bunch of racist douchebags?

i mean, who are the ‘pugs gonna use to give MC steele the axe? tom tancredo? rush limbaugh? well, okay, i’ll give you that one. lindsey grayyam?

i love michael steele, and i hope he gets a bag of lavender-scented dicks for christmas.

thefrontpage November 5, 2009 at 10:32 am

Yow, what up, Steele dawg boi? Don’t be going rogue on us, dawg!

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