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See, there’s TwitPic Proof that he was, at one point, answering one question on a Facebook thread. He has yet to respond to either of your editors. Try your luck! [Facebook]
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“Whad Up”??
MC Spammer: asl?
Q: Michael, are you required to fellate Boss Rush before or after Boss’ kidnapped Dominican boys service him?
Mr Steele: Your teabagger campaign has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular. Please answer with a series of a moo-cow sounds.
Is that a USB mug-warmer I see? Man, that Michael Steele, soooo web 2.0.
I not only denied his friend request but instructed a Bulgarian hacker I know to blingee up his homepage.
Joe VanDeventer, you are my new boyfriend.
And you’re sure that’s not Robert Guillaume?
Answering questions on why Sports Night got cancelled?
OMG Jim, can we friend you? Or are we like the girl you sleep with but won’t be seen with in public?
Why don’t you have one of the closet homosexuals in the Republican party redecorate your office?
I mean really! Plastic blinds?
MC Steele is not afraid to put his finger on the pulse of the nation — I just hope he doesn’t get sucked into Cornering.
I think they should keep trying to name everything after after Ronald Reagan and expand corporate welfare.
Q: Do they still call you Chicken George?
Wow, I’m almost giddy with anticipation of being blacklisted from that site. I can just picture Steele right now, hurriedly talking to his more technically apt administrative assistant, asking how to “take away these liberals’ tubing.”
Servo: +2.
AnnieGetYourFun: Is ‘taking away tubing’ anything like ’sucking into cornering’? Because they both make we feel funny ‘down there’ when I say them out loud.
OMG, the RNC uses Windows XP. I use Window XP! I’m a real American!
Why did the non-Bolshevik socialists fail to take power from the provisional government in order to carry out a more popular policy the people would have supported?
Ergonomic fail.
I will totally kick his ass in Zynga Poker.
HA! I’ve been blocked. That didn’t take long.
rottenart: It is similar, but more painful, and thus probably more (or less) erotic or even gross.
Boxers or bikinis?
BobTheBuilder: That’s his command center. That’s where he runs things. When he gets the call about a zombie outbreak in Pittsburgh it will be on that phone and he’ll use his second line to call in the nuclear strike. That’s THE desk.
SayItWithWookies: The space under the desk is suspiciously dark… like a black a hole, into which all light is sucked… 87% chance that Cornering was going on as this picture was taken. But MC Steele was all like, “You’re not gonna spoil my juice” to K-Lo. Such a brave man.
AnnieGetYourFun:
There are so many heroes on that page right now! I can’t even count all the heroes!
I have a question for both Michael Steele and Sarah Palin (would like to compare their answers for additional insight):
How do I unlock Mafia Wars Moscow Episode 3 on Facebook? I’ve tried everything.
Could “Bernie Kopsho” possibly be someone’s actual name?
Don’t DONATE your FACE to the GOP on FACEBOOK!
SELL your FACE to the GOP on EBAY! It could be worth MILLIONS of things! Right SARAH, BABY?
MAIL a self-addressed, stamped envelope to me, CHAIRMAN MICHAEL STEELE, c/o RNC, U.S.A of you’re fixing to learn more about turning your OLD, WORN-OUT FACE into a HI-TECH MONEY MAKING MACHINE 2.0 of the FUTURE!
Do you want this KNOWLEDGE DROPPED on YOU, by SUPER-FAX or ROBO-CALL? Then DON’T DELAY! WRITE TODAY!
This is CHAIRMAN MICHAEL STEELE saying “GOPeace out, yo!”
Dear M. Steele,
Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of a young Ronald Reagan only different? Just wondering.
rachelv: Many, many heroes. Including our editors; Juli’s question is excellent.
Holy Cow!!: Was this you?
Post #10 Joe wrote about an hour ago
I recommend bringing Larry Craig back to get some interior design tips. http://twitpic.com/o9hlp - You’re office looks like your working out of a Holiday Inn Express. (Are you?) Dont be afraid to put some vibrant colors in those curtains!
Country Club Jihadi:
Just like that girl, I think you know the answer to that question before you asked it.
I would guess 90% of the comments are Wonketteers. Steel= what a douche
Mr. Steele, based on the REPUBLICAN’S health care reform plan, their efforts to confront climate change, and their ideas for fixing the economy and addressing the Wall Street SCANDALS it’s puzzling why your party is still pretty much UNPOPULAR? What’s your take?
Ah, refreshing. It’s been a little while since there’s been a GOP internet fail that we could all jump in on. I’m going to be a little less depressed about Maine now.
Improbably named “Rosemary Tennis” asks “where did all these rude people come from???”
We are not rude, Ms Ten*snicker*nis. If we were RUDE, we would be throwing Oreos at Mr. Steele, through the internet.
finallyhappy: After the first few posts, I’d say Rosemary and Corey are the only non-Wonketters. Corey’s initial post made so little sense I thought it was a spoof, but his follow-up made it clear that he is a true believer who just can’t string together a coherent sentence.
I was blocked. And all I did was post a single question that was one sentence long. Could it have been:
-my reference to wingnuts?
-my reference to L. Craig’s “vagina”?
-my assertion that urine tasted better than semen?
WHAT?
Speaking of rare opportunities, who wants to talk to Michelle Bachmann tonite at 8:00??
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=196013462845&ref=nf
“Americans for Prosperity will be hosting a conference call with Rep. Michele Bachmann and RedState.com’s Erick Erickson tonight (November 4th) at 8pm EST to discuss tomorrow’s Congressional House Call Day.”
I only saw Steele answer one question. Did he quit so soon or am I a failure at the Book of Faces?
Mr. Steele: You appear to have a bad case of male pattern baldness, yet you refuse to cut the hair that does grow. Are you aware that most citizens of God’s America don’t trust bald men, especially those with that gnarly hair growing on the bottom half of the back of their head? Gross! Uh, what was the question?
Jamie Sommers: He’s just following Sarah Palin’s lead. Once a quitter, always a quitter. Oh, and a huge pussy as well, also, too.
rachelv:
rachel, it not only seems to be his real name, but it seems he has noted your skepticism in his most recent Status Update.
Amy Alkons Testicles:
Well I’m glad he’s real, because he is another hero!
Pulling a Schwarzenegger and spelling out “Fuck you, Michael” with the first word of my post was challenging, yet enjoyable.
*First letter of each word.
(Rushing to make up for time lost fucking around with that.)
You guys are funny. Not just Wonkette funny. Like, Facebook funny.
nbawriter: Where is it? I can’t see it.
Why did the music from the “Curb you Enthusiasm” start playing in my head when I first looked at this photo?
Rosemary is hilarious.
Man, old Huggy Bear beat a hasty retreat there, did he?
LordPretzel: Post #48. Very nice, nbawriter!
SARAH PALIN IS MY NEIGHBOR IN FARMVILLE
Question for Steele: Will you join my gang in Mafia Wars? You has teh street creds.
I would give anything to be a fly on Rosemary’s wall. I want to gay marry her (me being gay, and all). Or would that be considered opposite marriage? Anyway, I want to blow her.
Mr. Steele: How’d that puppy taste?
We should all thank Michael Steele for this wonderful gift he has given us.
Mickey, what’s your position on tokenism?
Still waiting for that damn reply, Mike.
I mean, how long should it take for even a two-finger typist to peck out, “fo shizzle’?
MS: You’ll find the “s” in the second row. … From the bottom. That one.
No, the row with the space bar doesn’t count. Why? God-And-All-The-Saints-In-Heaven, ….just, well, darn it, just because.
And stop putting a plastic cup over the TAB key. Nothing to be had there. Really.
No, I don‘t know where the ice dispenser is for the TAB.
Okay. You win. Hit ALT+CTRL+DEL and put your face under the keyboard. The thing with all the buttons. The other thing with all the buttons that’s not your shirt.
Renaissance.
I also what him to add on my friend list on facebook …………. http://bit.ly/17Byas
“Just remember to keep on fellating Reagan’s corpse, that’ll keep the kids coming over.”
thecaits: you mean the gift of being a black man in charge of a bunch of racist douchebags?
i mean, who are the ‘pugs gonna use to give MC steele the axe? tom tancredo? rush limbaugh? well, okay, i’ll give you that one. lindsey grayyam?
i love michael steele, and i hope he gets a bag of lavender-scented dicks for christmas.
Yow, what up, Steele dawg boi? Don’t be going rogue on us, dawg!