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Queen Birther mop-head and famed lawyer-dentist Orly Taitz has some big news on her website: OMG OMG SARAH PALIN ACCEPTED!! So awesome! [Orly Taitz Esq.]
PRESIDENT OF FRIENDSHIP
How doe she know it’s the “real” sarah palin?
Best part about her post? Comment #3. Dr. Taintz. *snicker*
That’s lawyer-dentist-realtor to you, bub.
So Sarah, if you need a really awesome lawyer, you know where to go.
SchmuckBook is more like it.
Importance FAIL.
Awwww, Oily Taint’s got herself a little girlfriend…
Didn’t Groucho Marx say something like “I don’t want to be a part of any club who’d have me as a member”? They deserve one another.
Good, now maybe they can talk to each other and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.
Are all her updates ALL-CAPS, or just the ones of world-historic importance?
Sarah’s $100,000 friendship fee to be charged separately.
Haha Orly just wrote the Republican Party’s epitaph.
GOP: 1854-2009
Somehow I forsee this possibly being the moment in which somebody’s Facebook friend becomes a political controversy. Yay?
bluemoose: Hmm. I’ve been looking for a good ears, nose, throat, and taint person.
Please forgive me if you’ve all seen this before, I probably got it from Wonkette. It’s pretty funny. OK? OK.
Orly Taitz Interviews Herself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnJ9zV_TNw
Just wait until Sha Na Na approves her friend request. She’s gonna bust out the really big font size.
Goin’ Rogue!
4tehlulz: THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR JOHN MCCAIN. Amirite?
From Taitz comments page:
“Maureen Skizley:
I want to go and show my support for Mrs. Taintz. She is a real patriotic fighter and she needs to know we have seen the Birth notice from Kenya. I saw real scans of it online. What more can I say. It’s impossible to fake these things because they use special paper that copies cant see.”
Yes, everyone knows that the Africans are far ahead of the U.S. when it comes to preventing Internet fraud.
You didn’t check the birth certificate Orly.
Scarab: OK, admit it- who here is Skizley?
Ok, guys, which one of you is “Maureen”?
Bill O’Reilly made defamatory remarks on his program and refuses to provide equal time to respond.
Orly, what other parts of Fox News do you not understand?
Scarab: That has to be a joke. The name Maureen Skizley is pure comic gold, anyway.
Please-please-please-please let me see a transcript of this conversation.
I hope she verified the kerning on that acceptance!
Palin - Taitz in ‘12!@!1!
queeraselvis v 2.0: My friend, it’s always good news for John McCain.
So Sarah Palin is just a random birfer who likes the cut of Oily Titz’ jib?
I feel like we knew this already.
Flanders: Jinx!
Most people would have gone with an in-focus photo of themselves on their web site’s header but for Taitz, it’s not politics as usual.
oily taint and sarah are totally going to scissor.
Friends don’t let friends friend on Facebook.
Katydid: That was brilliant.
finallyhappy: Flanders: I agree. It has to be someone here.
An actual comment on Taint’s site:
“# Maureen Skizley
November 2nd, 2009 @ 8:00 pm
I want to go and show my support for Mrs. Taintz. She is a real patriotic fighter and she needs to know we have seen the Birth notice from Kenya. I saw real scans of it online. What more can I say. It’s impossible to fake these things because they use special paper that copies cant see.”
Magic paper, I tells ya!!!!
Not only is she your new friend, Orly, but Sarah Palin is your new bicycle, also.
thewarmingsun: … And Bristol and Willow are going to have another beer.
That was Michael Palin, Orly. He’s makin’ fun of yew.
And now for something completely stupid.”
Scarab: D’OH, I suck, you beat me too it.
The joke’s over, seriously this is just Andrea Martin reprising her roll from ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’, right?
How long until whatever intern it is that runs the palin facebook page realizes the mistake and blocks that whackjob?
Shit, Oily moderates her taint. I just tried to post this:
Nobama was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped.
Therefore, not a natural born citizen.
Case closed.
–Macduff
Dream scenario: Orly sees this image
http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-251-300×230.png
invites Sarah to her dentist office and goes after that booger with a drill, sans novocaine.
MARCdMan: “blocks that whackjob”…is *that* what you kids call it these days?
CrunchyKnee: Greetings and i hOpe this day finds you well. I am the son of the late minister of Birth and Oil Moneys in the town of Kenya, Nigeria and I plead to you this offer of great business opportunity. See before my dear departed father was brutally raped and gang-killed by the current regime, he hid all his wealth consisting of ONE OBAMA KENYAN BIRF CERTIFICATE (1!!11!!) in a safe deposit box and I need only a small sums of moneys and passports to release it to you…
Sarah must be catching up with her requests. This morning I woke up to “(insert my mom’s name) is now friends with Sarah Palin!”
Now I really hate the new FB news feed. My day didn’t have to be ruined.
Whatever orly. You and Sarah friended me….then DUMPED ME!!! HAGS!
Awesome. Thanks for using my tip!
Bragging that Sarah Palin is your new friend on Facebook is like telling everyone that you got a personalized letter in the mail from Publisher’s Clearinghouse.
However, I am trying to imagine Taitza and Palin in the same room, attempting to have a conversation and separated by a common lack of language skills.
comicbookguy: Genius! And you know she’d go for it.
I wonder if dentist-lawyer dunce has ever googled Trig’s Birth Certificate?
Now there’s something that doesn’t exist.
I look forward to seeing them together on the campaign trail. Or courtroom. Whatever.
comicbookguy: I’m thinking jail.
whatever…i was sarah’s facebook friend then i went Rogue and asked her a few questions about what job does the vice president do…and then all my ability to comment was suspended…heifer…that sarah..we used to be such BFF’s.
CapnFatback: Cap’n, ’soup to nuts’ is not a recognized medical specialization.
omg, the new comments are totally WIN
PrairiePossum: Doesn’t Orly know Sarah Palin’s birth certificate states she was born in the Independent Republic of Alaska? Come on, why did Sarah fly home after her water broke to give birth in some podunk hospital, so her kiddies would all be “native” when the revolution came. Orly of the Must Protect the U.S. Constitution WANTS to be friended by someone with wet dreams of seceding?
All I want for Christmas is one small ounce of consistency out of these loons. Just an ounce.
Where can I get me some of that Jim Newellism leftist propaganda.
PoignancySelz: That would be “Nailin’ Palin 7: Hard Time for Conservative Women”
comicbookguy: Have you seen Nailin’Palin 5: Oilin’ Them Sizzlin’ Sizzers?
She pays maudlin lip service, interracial style.
I know it is painful, but scroll down to comment #7 on her ridiculous website.
How dare these crackpots whine about the “wired power structure of Jim Newellism leftist propaganda” ?
Seriously, who would give money to these people?
leftylucy: Today, we are ALL Jim Newellism leftists. Propaganda, also. Too.
Why is Sarah pallin’ around with anti-democracy extremists?
I hope Oraly finds out if SP shaves her pooter.
Scarab: Sweet. Time for a 419 scam if ever I saw one..
I, for one, and I use your picture as my avatar, AM SHOCKED, simply SHOCKED, there there is maligning going on at Fox news. I’ve written to Mr. O’Rielly and asked that you be given 12 hours to set out your case against Obama, and that he have Fox news hire body guards for you. I expect everyone else on Wonkette will do the same.
Mr. O’Reilly, we’re depending on you (and possibly Chris Matthews) to give [Glaz] Orly Taitz a voice!
Has anyone seen Orly without her wig and make-up? Maybe she’s really Sarah in disguise.
leftylucy: The same sorts of fools who give money to crooked evangelists!
btw ,might be a red herring but it looks like Orly just posted her own phone number at the bottom of the comments thread.
Darkness: Mind you, the Anchorage hospital with its spiffy NICU would qualify as native.
I’m still suspicious, especially because I know that a birth certificate that gets legally modified post-adoption will change the parents’ names but NOT the birth location. (As a friend of mine says, “Now my kid’s bc says that I gave birth to him in a town in Indiana I’ve never been.”)