Wonkette
Oh look, we’ve finally written “this post.” Thank you to all of the operatives who sent in sexy pictures of their vulgar pagan bacchanalia dress. Our favorite would have to be this one from “J.R.’s friend Ross,” dressing up as ol’ orange tar-lungs, John Boehner. MILLIONS MORE, below.
“Brooke H.” went as “sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg,” as if to imply that a “sexy” before the name “Ruth Bader Ginsburg” isn’t superfluous?
“Bryan K,” like so many others, went as a common confused racist. Much like “Brooke H.,” “Bryan K.” needs to do a better job decorating his house.
“Carl B.” dressed as a lie that Mark Sanford once told.
“Carolyn C.” and her boyfriend did the “other” Mark Sanford costume, of the governor and his Argentinian Firecracker, who famously had sex together this year.
“Genevieve”’s boyfriend went as the fictional teabagger “Cletus,” with lots of hair and a sign that includes the awesome phrase, “Jesus + stuff.”
“Kelsey G.” went as celebrated queen birther lawyer-dentist Orly Taitz, and even brought along Barack Obama’s actual real-life bird certificate.
“Lee H.” and his wife also went as racists! “Lee” adds, “my wife really is 8 1/2 months pregnant.” Chug that High Life, pregnant wife lady!
“Michael L.” just went insane and looks to be having a great time.
“Randy C.” presumably carried around this sign, covered in his buddies’ pubes.
“Sara B.” went as Bo, the Mexican water dog that Barack Obama stole from Ted Kennedy on his death bed.
Sorry if we forgot any!
Nice maracas.
Sara B, you look just like you defiled Airforce One again! Great pics.
Wow. Sara B. as ‘Bo’ is amazing.
WIN.NER.
Well, fuck, now I’m going to get a “funny” feeling every time I see Ruth Bader Ginsburg. THANKS FOR NOTHING, “Brooke H.”
Dear, “Sara B.”
Hey, sup?
Fuck, I didn’t get my pics developed yet, Jim. Please say you’ll still take submissions. I won a “contest” with mine and wanted to share it.
Can you send me Brooke H’s phone number? I’d love to get in her chambers!
He-LLO, Miss Taitz!
Something tells me Brooke H. (if that is her real name) sits around the house like that all the time.
I never got my “iPhone”.
J.R.’s friend Ross appears to get his skin treatments at the same facility as our Wonkett’s kool-aid wielding Old from a couples months back.
A++++ to “Carolyn C.”, Argentinian Firecracker!!!
*sigh* I was hoping there’d be a pic of someone dressed as Shelley “Dracula Cunt” Sekula Gibbs.
Some excellent costumes in this batch nonetheless. Nice jobbies!
P.S. Do not under any circumstances do an unfiltered Google Image search for “Dracula Cunt.” You have been warned.
Disappointing, I must say. Not a single Shelley Dracula-Cunt in the whole lot.
Sara B….always on all fours.
Potater: What is this “developing” of pics you speak of? And did the ladies like your “etchings”?
Everyone is very cute. But Oily Taintz look way too sane, and insufficiently mascaraed.
user-of-owls: Great minds, etc.
Potater: Developed?! Points off for last century silver halide technology.
ladies b hot
Nice gams, Brooks. I love how red fishnet stockings give a lovely glow to the legs of a beautiful woman…um, excuse me. I’ll be back.
Well, I hope you were all out getting happy drunk at your parties and having attractive-young-single-person sex with each other, because you certainly deserve it!
I was wandering my old nabe being the neighborhood dad to (at times) eight pre-teen trickertreaters, who were variously complaining about how cold it was, complaining that so-and-so was running ahead of the group, complaining that so-and-so rang the doorbell when it wasn’t their turn, and snitching on each other for not saying “thank you,” ad infinitum.
It was pretty fun, but not as fun as getting happy-drunk and having attractive-young-single-person sex, which is the True Meaning of Hallowe’en.
I guess it’s masturbation Monday…..AGAIN.
the problem child: Humpback: By “developing” I meant “haven’t stolen off stalkee’s Facebooks yet.”
Tomato, tomato.
A Oompa Loompa that isn’t a midge(little person)…I’m scared. Of course Boehner does illicit this kind of reaction from me everytime I see him on telly. Best costume has to go to Ross.
This comment isn’t about masturbating to the pictures of these women, so, y’know, you can enjoy a brief break from that as you read through these comments. Welp, onto the next masturbation comments:
BeWoot: But it’s nice to see Victoria Jackson involved in something entertaining for a change, isn’t it?
P.S. I want my velvet X-wing painting back, ASAP!
I think that Sara B. is my favorite, but everyone did an excellent job! (Says the lady who is way too lazy to do this “Halloween” business but prefers to consume massive quantities of candy and beer without the pretext of dressing up.)
These children frighten me. Are any Wonkette readers over 12? Sexy Ruth Ginsberg, thats child pron.
Potater: And my portraitist declares he must first let the oils cure a fortnight before applying the varnish sealer-coat before mine is ready for shipping. By then there shall be an East coast bound packet steamer coming ’round, with luck.
Scott-san: Really, I’d heard people go on about how the actual Orly Taitz was sort of hot in an old-lady kind of way, and was always puzzled, but now… now I sort of get it, if only because when I see her now I just replace her face with that costume.
*Well played*
I sent a photo of us as the real death panels(zombies). It was too crappy to post?
Kelsey G does has the vacant Orly look but she is way too cute and her hair looks real. Love Sara “Bo”
Prommie: One day I’ll grow up to be a commenter at Crooks&Liars or Thinkprogress. In the meantime,..TRUCKNUTZ!!
I also have a soft spot for Boehner, not because it’s particularly good (though hey, nice orangeness!), but simply because it needed to be done. Rock on, tarlungs.
Great costumes all around. Sadly, no one at the parties I go to would get these references. I need new friends. Fake Orly Taitz, call me any time.
jesus + stuff rulez
Prommie: UhOh, I just downloaded Brooke H…..Calling all cyber cop cars, be on the lookout….”Honest officer, Jim told me she was 18″
Dag, not a yellow tooth in the bunch.
Orangeface is the new Blackface
the problem child: Judging from the pictures of Brooke H. and Carolyn C., they’re mighty developed already.
I so want to groom Sara “B.” And, give her a dead squirrel to roll around on afterwards…
Potater: “Developed???” Did you go as a Luddite and you’re still in costume?
Between Sara B. and the ol’ stock photo used for the WaPo beatdown, it’s apparently Furry Day at Wonkette.!
I need some poli-sci friends who will dress up like sexy politicians with me next year.
american mutt: Please, don’t. I just had visions of “Sexy Hillary Clinton” in a hip-hugger pantsuit.
Do you know how long it took to farm those pubes?
Sara B is adorable. Looks like she could have used Presidential Knee-Pads. That couldn’t have been comfortable all night.
Post a photo of Riley. We KNOW he dressed up as something!!!
On behalf of heavy petters everywhere, I give you:
An Iconic Representation of Sara B’s Love for Bo Obama
Had that guy who painted the “Jesus Delivers the Constitution” picture included a Supreme Court Justice who looked like that, I would have bought the damn thing
I love the judicial temperament on Brooke H..
Orange dude needs more tears.
Lascauxcaveman: I’m with you. I look at all these attractive-single-person pictures (especially YOU, Sara B) and wistfully remember those days. Yeah, that and remembering the loosely-decorated, trashy apartments with nothing on the walls and Ikea/velvet couches that seem to go with those carefree days of yore.
Kelsy G cracked me up! She should have gone trick or treating at the whitehouse!
Brook H. is not coming up on my ‘puter. I haz a sadz.
Sara B is cute!
The Real Merkins are made of WIN.
You guys picked the hot ones.
Mr. Dick Sprinkles: Sure, warn me, but I googled Dracula Cunt anyway. You’re right. Don’t be going there. Phew.
Brooke H. could polish my gavel any day. Wow.
Oh, and Sara B kinda looks like the real killer of Heath Ledger, aka 1/2 of the Olsen twins.
Fox News Light: How can you tell?
Wait! WAIT! LET ME FINISH!
fapfapfap
teebob2000: I was an authentic wingnut — they still use Daguerrotypes.
I really like Sara B’s and Kelsey G’s costumes. I do wish Jim would have posted screenames (if they partiers agreed, of course), so we could heap praise upon our fellow wonketeers more personally.
“Carl B.” dressed as a lie that Mark Sanford once told.
We Have A Win-nah! Very subtle, I like it.
Silver: “Orange John Boehner”
Bronze: “Sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg”
I’m not sure Ruth ever looked that sweet, but I’ll accept “Brooke H’s” rulings any time. Bang that gavel baby!
Brooke H is beautiful
I will break up my marriage for that vapid ORLY?! stare, Kelsey G!~
Brooke H., you can bader my ginsburg any day……if you know what I mean