Wonkette
Here’s vulgar, fecal replicant Joe Lieberman on this week’s CBS Sunday morning program. It does not take him long to make a unequivocally illogical and terrible argument while patronizing the dirty hippies. He does not understand how the public option has become a “litmus test” for the left, when there are so many other good things in the bill… which is why the inclusion of a public option has become an ironclad “litmus test” for him to vote against it? He then invokes the Hippocratic Oath, like a dick. [Think Progress]
I don’t see nuthin, all I see is the hand of AHIP jammed up the Joe Lie puppet’s pruney wrinkled asshole.
BTW, Joe Lie is a cocksucker.
I was having such a good day, and then you post this picture? Time to find solace in religion and guns–except, in my religion, peyote is a sacrament. And, anyway, any hallucinations that result cannot be as damaging as this.
Lieberman and Meg McCain represent each other’s last, best hope of getting laid.
Would that Lieberman follow the Hippocratic Oath with respect to his own reputation. “Petulant, publicity-hungry, plutocratic prig,” while highly alliterative, is not what I’d want chiseled on my headstone.
P.S. Time to get back to my Ned-Lamont-is-in-the-Senate alternative history epic. Do you think that “water-powered cars and Jews and Arabs living together in bliss” is a bit too optimistic?
I hope he falls and breaks his hip. O-cratic oath.
Lieberman makes a good point. If no one stood up for what they thought was right, Congress could get a lot more done. You can’t argue with that logic.
I can’t help but wonder if this recent Lieberman media blitz is nothing more than a brilliant marketing campaign for the new “V” remake. He is of peace.
I’m now convinced the only thing going on inside Joe’s head is constant, monotonic drone of “Look at me. Look at me. Look at me I’m on TeeVee!” repeating endlessly.
Joe makes a wad of smegma really attractive by comparison
WadISay: Yesterday Meghan twittered:
This is @weightloss88 her name is Denise Stone she is a weight loss expert and just tweeted that my interest in politics has to do with
finding a husband without having to lose weight. Um Wow, you are a disgusting example to women everywhere.
Meghan is NOT in politics looking for cuddles and she would find it very ironic that you would think she is.
Joe then added, “I might reconsider the public option if it could be used to finance the breast reduction surgery that poor Meghan McCain so desperately needs.”
WadISay: I dunno. I’d hit M.McC. I’d hit Vinegar Joe, too, but with a two-by-four.
Exactly right, Joe. You don’t understand. You never will. Which is why you need to die.
P Drizzle: Sadly, as one can see in her picture, she has to do her own breast exams.
Joe “useless waste of skin” Lieberman keeps assuring us he is Smeagol, but the Gollum keeps popping out.
I think people having healthcare options is a good thing.
Smarmy McJitwad having a platinum plated Senate healthplan has no right to tell people that they should not have access to affordable healthcare.
Joe L: the human equivalent of ass-to-mouth porn.
Fecal replicant, indeed.
norbizness: Never stop dreaming.
Plus, we need something to balance out all the Turtledove Nazi alt-histories.
Photo too hideous. Can’t look. Please put Meghan’s funbags up again.
I know that joke!
What would you rather have–health care coverage of a nice bowl of chicken soup?
Nothing is better than health care coverage, and a “nice bowl chicken soup” is better than nothing!
norbizness: Saltwater-powered cars would kick ass.
Also, will no one rid us of this turbulent, attention-seeking, thoroughly corrupt fuckwit?
Servo: Oh, he would understand if we took all the nice health cares away from congress.
what? they would have to vote on that?
Some say they wish Joe would get the ass cancer, better than nothing, right?
Is there ANY way to get rid of these goddamn Sunday talk shows? Can someone find some sick pigs to let loose in the studios?
Litmus tests work. Just ask any lemon. Or any cup of vinegar. Which is Joe again?
Don’t be such a cocksucker, Lieberman.
There is no logic on Planet Lieberman, by order of the Insurance Oligarchy!
Hey Joe, maybe you didn’t hear about the public option because YOU CAMPAIGNED WITH THE FUCKING REUBLICANS, YOU TRAITOR!!! SHUNNNNN!!!!
Gopherit: Except then you kick Lieberman’s ass.
Humpback: I would like to perform a litmus test using Joe Lieberman, by which I mean I would like to see him dipped in a large vat of very strong acid.
I’ve been going through the Connecticut white pages and sending Joe’s office emails from his “concerned constituents.” I have a feeling they’re on to me as there’s only so many ways one can write “sucking the cock of the insurance companies” and “attention whoring weasel” before somebody realizes that it’s all coming from one person.
Take those lame talking points to Rachel and she’ll carve you up like a Thanksgiving turkey, TURKEY!!!
Yeah, I know TURKEY is sooo “Good Times” circa 1975 but it fit in this scenario. PUSSY is appropriate but not necessarily applicable.
Hooray For Anything: Nonsense! Besides, you can always mix it up a bit. Try this formula: [euphamism for penis] + [any noun you wish]. Cockgasket! Dickweasel! And the best part is, with Lieberman no matter which words you choose, it’ll always be true.
Mad Brahms: Isn’t that the formula for contriving a porn actor’s name, also?
Joe “I’m for anything that keeps all that insurance money coming to my scummy ass. That’s the litmus test that I need the liberals to pass. Also, did I mention I’m a big piece of shit?!”
thesheriffisnear: Pfffft….like a politician would appear on a news show where they ask tough questions
thesheriffisnear: How about using the rap formula (first initial, dash, first syllable of last name): J-Lie.
Has anyone said this yet? Then I will.
Joo Liebercunt is a gurgling, heaving skinsack of fermented rat feces, dribbling at the mouth like a perforated bowel. He needs to be rolled in hot tar and dipped in sand then used to patch highway bridges as soon as possible.
Dreadful Gate: Eeewwww! Suppose I ran over him. Then I would have Joe Lieberman all over my tires. Who would I get to wash him off?
Fixing the economy? 1/6 of the economy is health-care!
Fixing health-care (helps (very much)) to fix the economy.
So, yes, Liebermann — JOEMENTUM FAIL.
Need I say it - that evil public option will be, like, you know, Medicare! OMG
I have now officially become a self-hating Jew.
They did a pretty good makeup job on old Joe. His reptilian scales hardly show at all.
Hooray For Anything: never give up valiant hero.