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Heroic Joe Lieberman Defends Position Admirably On Television

by Jim Newell

1:44 pm November 2, 2009

Here’s vulgar, fecal replicant Joe Lieberman on this week’s CBS Sunday morning program. It does not take him long to make a unequivocally illogical and terrible argument while patronizing the dirty hippies. He does not understand how the public option has become a “litmus test” for the left, when there are so many other good things in the bill… which is why the inclusion of a public option has become an ironclad “litmus test” for him to vote against it? He then invokes the Hippocratic Oath, like a dick. [Think Progress]

{ 46 comments }

ManchuCandidate November 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm

I don’t see nuthin, all I see is the hand of AHIP jammed up the Joe Lie puppet’s pruney wrinkled asshole.

BTW, Joe Lie is a cocksucker.

DangerousLiberal November 2, 2009 at 1:48 pm

I was having such a good day, and then you post this picture? Time to find solace in religion and guns–except, in my religion, peyote is a sacrament. And, anyway, any hallucinations that result cannot be as damaging as this.

WadISay November 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm

Lieberman and Meg McCain represent each other’s last, best hope of getting laid.

norbizness November 2, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Would that Lieberman follow the Hippocratic Oath with respect to his own reputation. “Petulant, publicity-hungry, plutocratic prig,” while highly alliterative, is not what I’d want chiseled on my headstone.

norbizness November 2, 2009 at 1:52 pm

P.S. Time to get back to my Ned-Lamont-is-in-the-Senate alternative history epic. Do you think that “water-powered cars and Jews and Arabs living together in bliss” is a bit too optimistic?

RoscoePColtraine November 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm

I hope he falls and breaks his hip. O-cratic oath.

Larry McAwful November 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Lieberman makes a good point. If no one stood up for what they thought was right, Congress could get a lot more done. You can’t argue with that logic.

dum librul November 2, 2009 at 1:55 pm

I can’t help but wonder if this recent Lieberman media blitz is nothing more than a brilliant marketing campaign for the new “V” remake. He is of peace.

Monsieur Grumpe November 2, 2009 at 1:55 pm

I’m now convinced the only thing going on inside Joe’s head is constant, monotonic drone of “Look at me. Look at me. Look at me I’m on TeeVee!” repeating endlessly.

Way Cool Larry November 2, 2009 at 1:57 pm

Joe makes a wad of smegma really attractive by comparison

shadowMark November 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm

[re=448249]WadISay[/re]: Yesterday Meghan twittered:

This is @weightloss88 her name is Denise Stone she is a weight loss expert and just tweeted that my interest in politics has to do with

finding a husband without having to lose weight. Um Wow, you are a disgusting example to women everywhere.

Meghan is NOT in politics looking for cuddles and she would find it very ironic that you would think she is.

P Drizzle November 2, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Joe then added, “I might reconsider the public option if it could be used to finance the breast reduction surgery that poor Meghan McCain so desperately needs.”

DangerousLiberal November 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=448249]WadISay[/re]: I dunno. I’d hit M.McC. I’d hit Vinegar Joe, too, but with a two-by-four.

Servo November 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Exactly right, Joe. You don’t understand. You never will. Which is why you need to die.

Mustang November 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm

[re=448274]P Drizzle[/re]: Sadly, as one can see in her picture, she has to do her own breast exams.

PickneyPinchback November 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Joe “useless waste of skin” Lieberman keeps assuring us he is Smeagol, but the Gollum keeps popping out.

Jumping Jim November 2, 2009 at 2:13 pm

I think people having healthcare options is a good thing.

Smarmy McJitwad having a platinum plated Senate healthplan has no right to tell people that they should not have access to affordable healthcare.

bitchincamaro November 2, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Joe L: the human equivalent of ass-to-mouth porn.

Judas Peckerwood November 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Fecal replicant, indeed.

Decker November 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm

[re=448258]norbizness[/re]: Never stop dreaming.

Plus, we need something to balance out all the Turtledove Nazi alt-histories.

hiphophitler November 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Photo too hideous. Can’t look. Please put Meghan’s funbags up again.

supremecourtjester November 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm

I know that joke!

What would you rather have–health care coverage of a nice bowl of chicken soup?

Nothing is better than health care coverage, and a “nice bowl chicken soup” is better than nothing!

hobospacejunkie November 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm

[re=448258]norbizness[/re]: Saltwater-powered cars would kick ass.

Also, will no one rid us of this turbulent, attention-seeking, thoroughly corrupt fuckwit?

sati demise November 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm

[re=448277]Servo[/re]: Oh, he would understand if we took all the nice health cares away from congress.
what? they would have to vote on that?

Some say they wish Joe would get the ass cancer, better than nothing, right?

chascates November 2, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Is there ANY way to get rid of these goddamn Sunday talk shows? Can someone find some sick pigs to let loose in the studios?

Humpback November 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Litmus tests work. Just ask any lemon. Or any cup of vinegar. Which is Joe again?

Gopherit November 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Don’t be such a cocksucker, Lieberman.

lawrenceofthedesert November 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm

There is no logic on Planet Lieberman, by order of the Insurance Oligarchy!

Gopherit November 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Hey Joe, maybe you didn’t hear about the public option because YOU CAMPAIGNED WITH THE FUCKING REUBLICANS, YOU TRAITOR!!! SHUNNNNN!!!!

Zadig November 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm

[re=448353]Gopherit[/re]: Except then you kick Lieberman’s ass.

Mad Brahms November 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm

[re=448340]Humpback[/re]: I would like to perform a litmus test using Joe Lieberman, by which I mean I would like to see him dipped in a large vat of very strong acid.

Hooray For Anything November 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm

I’ve been going through the Connecticut white pages and sending Joe’s office emails from his “concerned constituents.” I have a feeling they’re on to me as there’s only so many ways one can write “sucking the cock of the insurance companies” and “attention whoring weasel” before somebody realizes that it’s all coming from one person.

thesheriffisnear November 2, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Take those lame talking points to Rachel and she’ll carve you up like a Thanksgiving turkey, TURKEY!!!

thesheriffisnear November 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm

Yeah, I know TURKEY is sooo “Good Times” circa 1975 but it fit in this scenario. PUSSY is appropriate but not necessarily applicable.

Mad Brahms November 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm

[re=448398]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Nonsense! Besides, you can always mix it up a bit. Try this formula: [euphamism for penis] + [any noun you wish]. Cockgasket! Dickweasel! And the best part is, with Lieberman no matter which words you choose, it’ll always be true.

thesheriffisnear November 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm

[re=448416]Mad Brahms[/re]: Isn’t that the formula for contriving a porn actor’s name, also?

JRey November 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Joe “I’m for anything that keeps all that insurance money coming to my scummy ass. That’s the litmus test that I need the liberals to pass. Also, did I mention I’m a big piece of shit?!”

Hooray For Anything November 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm

[re=448404]thesheriffisnear[/re]: Pfffft….like a politician would appear on a news show where they ask tough questions

Accordion-o-rama November 2, 2009 at 5:45 pm

[re=448435]thesheriffisnear[/re]: How about using the rap formula (first initial, dash, first syllable of last name): J-Lie.

Dreadful Gate November 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Has anyone said this yet? Then I will.

Joo Liebercunt is a gurgling, heaving skinsack of fermented rat feces, dribbling at the mouth like a perforated bowel. He needs to be rolled in hot tar and dipped in sand then used to patch highway bridges as soon as possible.

Aurelio November 2, 2009 at 7:33 pm

[re=448591]Dreadful Gate[/re]: Eeewwww! Suppose I ran over him. Then I would have Joe Lieberman all over my tires. Who would I get to wash him off?

Long Form Def Certificate November 2, 2009 at 8:51 pm

Fixing the economy? 1/6 of the economy is health-care!

Fixing health-care (helps (very much)) to fix the economy.

So, yes, Liebermann — JOEMENTUM FAIL.

OhTheHorror November 2, 2009 at 10:31 pm

Need I say it – that evil public option will be, like, you know, Medicare! OMG

AngerBoy November 2, 2009 at 10:36 pm

I have now officially become a self-hating Jew.

Aurelio November 2, 2009 at 11:23 pm

They did a pretty good makeup job on old Joe. His reptilian scales hardly show at all.

zoink November 3, 2009 at 12:07 am

[re=448398]Hooray For Anything[/re]: never give up valiant hero.

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