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The White House released its visitors’ log, which was something people cared about whenever everyone was earnest about Transparency like a few months ago. Obama released 481 names—which is actually only a selection of all the visitors—but the list is like the Oscars Red Carpet + a visitors’ log from a prison in the 70s + a random list of names X 100! Names after the jump: Nobodies will be briefly glossed, while status-y names will written in bold, for such is their wont.
Oprah Winfrey
George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Andy Stern head Service Employees International Union, participant in literally zero Oceans Films
Serena Williams
George Soros
Denzel Washington
“Billy Clinton,” William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, all of whom the White House is claiming are just homophonic/homonymic impostors decoys
Maurice Greenberg
Jesse Jackson
Vince Shlomi was a suprise.
Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright would have been perfect in the Oceans 11 scene where they cause a big stink and needlessly distract everyone in an effort to loot the house’s money.
Why does the list also include Lrrr: Ruler of Omnicron Persei 8?
If Andy Richter isn’t on this list I’m not impressed.
I bet Kathy Griffin was there, but doesn’t get her name bolded. Again. There goes the gay vote…
aw, that picture gets you right in the ovaries
Look you can call Ayers and Wright homophonic all you want, but my main man Billy Clinton is totally cool with those people.
Where’s the FEMA Death Camp director? I want to be assured that my wingnuts are being exterminated in a timely and efficient manner.
No Pat McCrotch or Barry McCockinya? No obvious aliases from drunk/high/medicated visitors = shenanigans on this list.
Obama’s good with kids, doesn’t look like he’s never held one before.
I have a friend who has been twice already( her name will not be bolded) but where is my invite???
Potater: Serena is the FEMA death camp director. She will kill you by waterboarding you with tennis balls..
Where are the Lizard people?
Don’t isolate that voter block Hopey.
Aflac Shrugged: There was one guy that came out pronounced “John Boner”; that was an obvious fake.
Billy the Gorilla Gram guy is a code name for who?
“Billy Clinton,” William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, all of whom the White House is claiming are just homophonic/homonymic impostors decoys
I’d buy that for Billy and Jerry, but not for Willy.
That little baby is so cute; she has personally saved my Monday.
mao, stalin, dr. doom, prophet mohammad, bonnie, clyde, pablo escobar
New list released:
Fabio
Uma Thurman
Carl Sagen
Kathy Griffin
yul Brynner
Otto Preminger
Upton sinclair
Fred Flintstone
Orly Taitz
Xerxes
I would have sooooo much more respect for this Obama if he really did have Ayers and Wright over for a sleepover.
Plus everyone who ever worked at Goldman Sachs.
Serolf Divad:
Exactly! We won, remember? Also.
Serolf Divad:
Me, too. It would also cause a whole bunch of people to immediately have major strokes so there would be entertainment, too.
Here’s my list:
My mom
My dad (not at the same time: divorced)
My kid’s friend (sleepover)
Buddy from work and his wife
A bunch of ladies from my wife’s church group
The gas man
The cable guy
Inlaws (a whole week! egad!)
Our neighbors
An old friend passing through town
George Clooney
The termite guy
Bill, another friend from work & his girlfriend
A bunch of my daughter’s friends (birthday party)
I was so excited, and then so let down. Barry could have made all progressives happy and had all the reptilians rolling on the ground and frothing at the mouth in apoplectic, and impotent rage, just by inviting William Ayers and the Reverend Jeremiah Wright over for a cup of tea and a tour of the White House garden.
After that, he could absolutely do whatever the fuck he wanted to with the remaining 7 years and 3 months of his term.
Serolf Divad: That George Clooney does get around, doesn’t he?
Whiskeybaby: it certainly does. What a perfect, round, pink little thing! Plus, the ultra-cool and handsome man holding her doesn’t help.
(Stuff it Sarah, Pelosi’s baby is way more “Blessed Little Angel”)
Contributors under$100,000.00 are nobodies?
Are you saying that baby is Bill Ayers, kinda like the Curious Case of Bengamin Button?
Some quick math shows Moe Greenberg collecting about $ 61 billion per visit. I hope he brought a decent bottle of red, at least once.
So who-all are these other Ayers and Wrights?
ManchuCandidate: Obama must have been paying the yearly tribute of Candy Hearts to Omnicron.
50 years from now recently-released, secretly-recorded video from Obama’s administration will reveal the Reverend Jeremiah Wright taking a portrait of a slave-owning president from the White House walls & rubbing one out on it, then replacing it back on the wall.
Here’s the Official List of White House Visitors for Saturday, October 31st, 2009, Halloween, which is very interesting:
1. Alice Cooper.
2. Rob Zombie.
3. Eli Roth.
4. George Romero.
5. Dario Argento.
6. Asia Argento.
7. Stephen King.
8. Peter Straub.
9. Harlan Ellison.
10. Wes Craven.
11. William Friedkin.
12. Robert Englund.
13. Dick Cheney.
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gurukalehuru:
Red ‘V’ for Victory!
My idol and eccentric lord of fabrics and cosmetics Yenz Von Tilborg was there! Are you scared? He’s not, he’s just him.
What’s the difference between the visitor’s list and the enemies list?
C’mon, isn’t it obvious? If he needs to talk to, say, Hitler, or Norman Thomas, he can just go to their place! Wake up, sheeple!111
I thought the visitors were supposed to be transparent, but I can find no mention of a Raines—let alone an Ellison—anywhere on the list.
That’s Nancy Pelosi’s granddaughter he’s holding, just in case anyone cares. Barry, he is good with teh babies, yes?
Back to our regularly scheduled snark, then.
Whenever I have to sign in somewhere, I always put down Mao Tse Tung, William Ayers, Lex Luthor, Jeremiah Wright… Something like that.
NotthatLC: Really? He’s reduced to babysitting in exchange for a workable health care bill? Sure, why not?
What a shallow Government we have!
Caption: Mmmmm, white meat! Obama picks out a roaster for White House Thanksgiving.
(Remember Barack, 15 minutes per pound.)
That’s not a visitors list, that’s a list of Obama’s new Czars!
“You get a Czar! And you get a Czar, and you…”