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Happy Celebration Of Hell, Dear Readers!

For the second straight year, your Wonkette and operative “Roommate Rob” would like to remind you, the delicate readers, not to get murdered this weekend. Can it happen? Anything can happen, on Halloween. [YouTube]


5:57 PM on Fri October 30 2009
By Jim Newell
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  1. Tommmcatt says at 6:02 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Tim Curry is not now, nor has he ever been, very butch.

  2. freakishlystrong says at 6:05 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Fer fucks sake, I’m a straight woman and I’m considering a sex change so I can be a gay man…

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 6:06 pm, October 30th, 2009

    He’s right, anything can happen. In fact, around midnight I’ll probably be turning into a bar.

    Tommmcatt: Don’t be mean to Gay Donny Osmond.

  4. Atheist Nun says at 6:07 pm, October 30th, 2009

    1. David Bowie looks weird in this… I mean, Tim Curry looks like a cross between Peter Murphy and Colonel Sanders in this.
    2. The 80’s really fucking sucked.

  5. rocktonsammy says at 6:09 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Halloween has always been an excuse for a gay pride parade in the fall.

    Except, I love the Snickers.

  6. Extemporanus says at 6:14 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Tommmcatt: He’s a bat out of hellooo, Dolly!

    SayItWithWookies: Don’t be redundant.

  7. PoignancySelz says at 6:17 pm, October 30th, 2009

    I’m still scared of Y2K, also.

  8. SayItWithWookies says at 6:20 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Extemporanus: Marie would disagree with you.

  9. Extemporanus says at 6:28 pm, October 30th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: There’s an Osmond Family Saying: “Any Mormon in a storm.”

    Or is that “Any port in a Mormon”? I can never remember…

  10. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 6:35 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Ah, Halloween. The one day of the year when wearing fursuits is socially acceptable.

  11. Second? Sure. Straight? Not so much.

  12. Who pitched this? And why didn’t they use more Cocaine in shoot and post?…I mean it was the eighties for Chrissake! It would have only helped.

  13. Bah, humbug!

  14. chascates says at 7:02 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Too dangerous to go out.
    I’ll just lay around the shanty and put a good buzz on.

  15. If Anything = (Peg Noonancy article on Wonkett) then this video will not be a waste.

  16. SayItWithWookies says at 7:12 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Extemporanus: You can’t put port in a Mormon — they have rules against that. Caffeine, too.

  17. Allrighty. Time to make me costume and scare people.

  18. Car Ramrod says at 7:24 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Ah yes. I remember this movie. It was like an early Harry Potter, but with a production budget of $3.82. I watched the shit out of it when I was a kid. Now I’m a gay vampire (I-CT), too.

  19. user-of-owls says at 7:30 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Extemporanus: SayItWithWookies: Any S’more in La Petit Mort-mon?

  20. ifthethunderdontgetya" says at 7:31 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Doggy Halloween.

    They (the dogs) looked pretty happy, on the whole.
    ~

  21. user-of-owls says at 7:37 pm, October 30th, 2009

    They (the dogs) looked pretty happy, on the whole.

    Someone must have gone to the event dressed as a Virginia Dept. of Corrections officer.

  22. Jim89048 says at 8:14 pm, October 30th, 2009
  23. jetjaguar says at 8:37 pm, October 30th, 2009

    so THATS what a blingee movie would look like…

  24. Alright. I made the costume. PH34R!

  25. This used to be one of my favorite songs of the season when I was a child.

    Years later I would go on to suck dick. Total coincidence, I’m sure.

  26. ifthethunderdontgetya" says at 9:13 pm, October 30th, 2009

    user-of-owls: No, peeples in Ohio are just naturally fat. I should know, I moved here from skinny NYC.

    (Realizing I’m not actually responding to your point, and just whinging, etc.)

    *sniff*
    ~

  28. Jim89048: ?

    Could be worse.
    Pre-Halloween:
    http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/golo/2008/11/01/3872408/3872408-1225594837-600×450.jpg
    Then, on all All Saint’s Eve, to roam select bistros along the East Coast:
    http://www.beautifulhairstyles.com/red/pictures/redhead24.jpg
    And who indeed are we to question?

  29. I’ll see your Tim Curry and raise you one Bobby Conn.

    It’s not exactly a Halloween video, but it’s not exactly not one, either.

  30. Mad Brahms says at 10:22 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Jim89048: It’s the war on the… opposite of Christmas! Next thing you know they’ll start calling them “holiday pumpkins”, I swear.

  31. hobospacejunkie says at 10:32 pm, October 30th, 2009

    Oh sweet pig-fucking jeezus I hope my candy hasn’t been cursed!

  32. Jim89048 says at 10:35 pm, October 30th, 2009

  33. To the end of that clip, I was hoping he’d fling open that cape to reveal a corset and stockings.

  34. SayItWithWookies says at 11:36 pm, October 30th, 2009

    user-of-owls: Hm, that might be a bit of a reach. Like when the Rastafarian who played reggae in obscurity for years suddenly got a hit, with his first check he went to buy a sportscar and said, “Any Porsche in the store, mon.”

  35. God, is it possible for a good looking, singing queen to be that boring? I guess it can…

  36. new complexnegro says at 2:24 am, October 31st, 2009

    Creepy!

  37. El Pinche says at 2:58 am, October 31st, 2009
  38. El Pinche says at 3:30 am, October 31st, 2009
  39. RoscoePColtraine says at 11:59 am, October 31st, 2009

    El Pinche: Now I’m craving virgin blood. What have you turned me into, Pinchy?

  40. iolanthe says at 2:18 pm, October 31st, 2009

    Mad Brahms: Uberchristians already call them “harvest pumpkins”, and call the day “Harvest Festival”, apparently not realizing that “Hallowe’en” is *already* the Christianized name for the day.

    End the War on Hallowe’en!

  41. El Pinche says at 4:25 pm, October 31st, 2009

    RoscoePColtraine: ACORNZ. JOIN US. YES WE CAN . YES WE CAN…

  42. fatherfigure says at 9:46 pm, October 31st, 2009

    Unspeakably depressing.

  43. Jim89048 says at 11:59 pm, October 31st, 2009

    Only had one crack baby come begging, so I loaded him up with a shitload of candy and turned out the lights. I hope his parents have fun tying him down tonight.

  44. Egregious says at 8:17 am, November 2nd, 2009

    Looks like Tim Curry left a little treat in his pants at 1:15.

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