For the second straight year, your Wonkette and operative “Roommate Rob” would like to remind you, the delicate readers, not to get murdered this weekend. Can it happen? Anything can happen, on Halloween. [YouTube]

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  1. He’s right, anything can happen. In fact, around midnight I’ll probably be turning into a bar.

    [re=447636]Tommmcatt[/re]: Don’t be mean to Gay Donny Osmond.

  2. 1. David Bowie looks weird in this… I mean, Tim Curry looks like a cross between Peter Murphy and Colonel Sanders in this.
    2. The 80’s really fucking sucked.

  3. [re=447648]SayItWithWookies[/re]: There’s an Osmond Family Saying: “Any Mormon in a storm.”

    Or is that “Any port in a Mormon”? I can never remember…

  4. Who pitched this? And why didn’t they use more Cocaine in shoot and post?…I mean it was the eighties for Chrissake! It would have only helped.

  5. They (the dogs) looked pretty happy, on the whole.

    Someone must have gone to the event dressed as a Virginia Dept. of Corrections officer.

  6. This used to be one of my favorite songs of the season when I was a child.

    Years later I would go on to suck dick. Total coincidence, I’m sure.

  7. [re=447692]user-of-owls[/re]: No, peeples in Ohio are just naturally fat. I should know, I moved here from skinny NYC.

    (Realizing I’m not actually responding to your point, and just whinging, etc.)


  8. [re=447703]Jim89048[/re]: It’s the war on the… opposite of Christmas! Next thing you know they’ll start calling them “holiday pumpkins”, I swear.

  9. [re=447689]user-of-owls[/re]: Hm, that might be a bit of a reach. Like when the Rastafarian who played reggae in obscurity for years suddenly got a hit, with his first check he went to buy a sportscar and said, “Any Porsche in the store, mon.”

  10. [re=447733]Mad Brahms[/re]: Uberchristians already call them “harvest pumpkins”, and call the day “Harvest Festival”, apparently not realizing that “Hallowe’en” is *already* the Christianized name for the day.

    End the War on Hallowe’en!

  11. Only had one crack baby come begging, so I loaded him up with a shitload of candy and turned out the lights. I hope his parents have fun tying him down tonight.

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