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  • Tommmcatt

    Tim Curry is not now, nor has he ever been, very butch.

  • freakishlystrong

    Fer fucks sake, I’m a straight woman and I’m considering a sex change so I can be a gay man…

  • SayItWithWookies

    He’s right, anything can happen. In fact, around midnight I’ll probably be turning into a bar.

    [re=447636]Tommmcatt[/re]: Don’t be mean to Gay Donny Osmond.

  • Atheist Nun

    1. David Bowie looks weird in this… I mean, Tim Curry looks like a cross between Peter Murphy and Colonel Sanders in this.
    2. The 80’s really fucking sucked.

  • rocktonsammy

    Halloween has always been an excuse for a gay pride parade in the fall.

    Except, I love the Snickers.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=447636]Tommmcatt[/re]: He’s a bat out of hellooo, Dolly!

    [re=447638]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Don’t be redundant.

  • PoignancySelz

    I’m still scared of Y2K, also.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=447646]Extemporanus[/re]: Marie would disagree with you.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=447648]SayItWithWookies[/re]: There’s an Osmond Family Saying: “Any Mormon in a storm.”

    Or is that “Any port in a Mormon”? I can never remember…

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Ah, Halloween. The one day of the year when wearing fursuits is socially acceptable.

  • BeWoot

    Second? Sure. Straight? Not so much.

  • nyhfrog

    Who pitched this? And why didn’t they use more Cocaine in shoot and post?…I mean it was the eighties for Chrissake! It would have only helped.

  • Aurelio

    Bah, humbug!

  • chascates

    Too dangerous to go out.
    I’ll just lay around the shanty and put a good buzz on.

  • Sharkey

    If Anything = (Peg Noonancy article on Wonkett) then this video will not be a waste.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=447654]Extemporanus[/re]: You can’t put port in a Mormon — they have rules against that. Caffeine, too.

  • bago

    Allrighty. Time to make me costume and scare people.

  • Car Ramrod

    Ah yes. I remember this movie. It was like an early Harry Potter, but with a production budget of $3.82. I watched the shit out of it when I was a kid. Now I’m a gay vampire (I-CT), too.

  • user-of-owls

    [re=447654]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=447683]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Any S’more in La Petit Mort-mon?

  • ifthethunderdontgetya”

    Doggy Halloween.

    They (the dogs) looked pretty happy, on the whole.
    ~

  • user-of-owls

    They (the dogs) looked pretty happy, on the whole.

    Someone must have gone to the event dressed as a Virginia Dept. of Corrections officer.

  • Jim89048
  • jetjaguar

    so THATS what a blingee movie would look like…

  • bago

    Alright. I made the costume. PH34R!

  • Potater

    This used to be one of my favorite songs of the season when I was a child.

    Years later I would go on to suck dick. Total coincidence, I’m sure.

  • ifthethunderdontgetya”

    [re=447692]user-of-owls[/re]: No, peeples in Ohio are just naturally fat. I should know, I moved here from skinny NYC.

    (Realizing I’m not actually responding to your point, and just whinging, etc.)

    *sniff*
    ~

  • Guppy06
  • S.Luggo

    [re=447703]Jim89048[/re]: ?

    Could be worse.
    Pre-Halloween:
    http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/golo/2008/11/01/3872408/3872408-1225594837-600×450.jpg
    Then, on all All Saint’s Eve, to roam select bistros along the East Coast:
    http://www.beautifulhairstyles.com/red/pictures/redhead24.jpg
    And who indeed are we to question?

  • Mahousu

    I’ll see your Tim Curry and raise you one Bobby Conn.

    It’s not exactly a Halloween video, but it’s not exactly not one, either.

  • Mad Brahms

    [re=447703]Jim89048[/re]: It’s the war on the… opposite of Christmas! Next thing you know they’ll start calling them “holiday pumpkins”, I swear.

  • hobospacejunkie

    Oh sweet pig-fucking jeezus I hope my candy hasn’t been cursed!

  • Jim89048

    [re=447733]Mad Brahms[/re]: Not to mention all the witches praying over the Halloween candy. Thanks for that one, Unka Pat…

  • Terry

    To the end of that clip, I was hoping he’d fling open that cape to reveal a corset and stockings.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=447689]user-of-owls[/re]: Hm, that might be a bit of a reach. Like when the Rastafarian who played reggae in obscurity for years suddenly got a hit, with his first check he went to buy a sportscar and said, “Any Porsche in the store, mon.”

  • Zorg

    God, is it possible for a good looking, singing queen to be that boring? I guess it can…

  • new complexnegro

    Creepy!

  • El Pinche
  • El Pinche
  • RoscoePColtraine

    [re=447782]El Pinche[/re]: Now I’m craving virgin blood. What have you turned me into, Pinchy?

  • iolanthe

    [re=447733]Mad Brahms[/re]: Uberchristians already call them “harvest pumpkins”, and call the day “Harvest Festival”, apparently not realizing that “Hallowe’en” is *already* the Christianized name for the day.

    End the War on Hallowe’en!

  • El Pinche

    [re=447805]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: ACORNZ. JOIN US. YES WE CAN . YES WE CAN…

  • fatherfigure

    Unspeakably depressing.

  • Jim89048

    Only had one crack baby come begging, so I loaded him up with a shitload of candy and turned out the lights. I hope his parents have fun tying him down tonight.

  • Egregious

    Looks like Tim Curry left a little treat in his pants at 1:15.